Get a Grip.


  • March 14, 2018 at 12:04 am

    WHAT ??? I wanted to see the chick fight continue……

    • March 14, 2018 at 9:02 am

      Heh, that’s why it’s called Day By Day…. 🙂

      Seriously, besides being a crazed lefty, there is something PHYSICALLY wrong with the Hilde beast…her buddies in the lamestream media tried to cover for her during the campaign, but the stress of being a LOSER 😉 clearly has made it worse.

      I’m betting Parkinson’s? Or who knows, maybe early stage dementia? Hell, Nancy Botox is showing some symptoms of something too.

      In the meantime, hopefully Chris has been using this break to set up the mudpit in the Double D and filling it with Jello…so that Naomi and her chew toy can have a proper catfight.


      • March 14, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        It could be mad cow disease..

    • March 14, 2018 at 12:34 pm
      MAJ Arkay

      Chris is waiting until tomorrow, so the fed will suffer the Ides of March…

    • March 14, 2018 at 5:22 pm
      Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

      No Kidding, Agent Quan’s top was looking kinda flimsy too.

  • March 14, 2018 at 12:15 am
    JackDeth 72

    Sound, stable, Classic Crumb’s ‘Mr. Natural’….

    “Just Passing Through.”

    Maybe Chris could add Phineas, Fat Freddy, Fat Freddy’s Cat and Free Wheeling Franklin of The Fantastic Furry Freak Brothers to “The Double D Fed Fight’?

    • March 14, 2018 at 3:41 am

      So then, Hillary’s just holdin’?

    • March 14, 2018 at 5:43 am
      Bill G

      “What does it all mean, Mr. Natural?”

      • March 14, 2018 at 8:54 am
        Major Matt Mason

        “Don’t mean shee-it.” 😉

    • March 14, 2018 at 5:49 am
      Bill G

      Or could Fillmore Grinchbottom be at the Double D bar with an American beer to drink before jumping into the Fed Fight as Captain Guts?

    • March 14, 2018 at 7:50 am
      Tom Stockton

      I’d LOVE to see those guys at the Double-D — especially Fat Freddy’s Cat, who was my favorite of the bunch! LOL memories!

      Tom Stockton

    • March 14, 2018 at 8:54 am
      Major Matt Mason

      Seconded. 😀

    • March 14, 2018 at 11:38 am
      Dr Danger

      Fat Freddy! Let me reach back into an altered state…. Oh yeah… Where did I put all of those Zap comix I bought on Telegraph ave…

  • March 14, 2018 at 12:50 am

    Excellent, my friend. To the bone.

  • March 14, 2018 at 12:51 am

    Where’s the Van that’s supposed to be painted on…
    Don’t be a knockin’, if it’s a rockin’!

    • March 14, 2018 at 8:03 am

      Somehow, I think I would rather have Jan in the van than the Hillabeast…

      • March 14, 2018 at 11:53 pm
        Morgul Lord

        Hillary COULD BE the van. Just sayin’

  • March 14, 2018 at 1:02 am

    Xanax and vodka… It’s not just for breakfast anymore………….

    • March 14, 2018 at 7:16 am

      Where’s the big Black guy who gave her backrubs and carried her anti-convulsant injector?

      Zar Belk!

    • March 14, 2018 at 8:55 am
      Major Matt Mason

      It’s NOT?! Oh, dear.

  • March 14, 2018 at 1:28 am
    Greg B

    Way to leave us hangin’, Mr Muir. 🙂

  • March 14, 2018 at 2:09 am

    The Freak Bros. would be a hoot…… I’ll get my copies out and read them again

  • March 14, 2018 at 3:51 am

    (snicker) (SNORT!!)

    I saw the vid and I missed it. Touche, Mr. Muir.

    A tip of the artist muse to you.

    Even the libbies think that’s funny. They can’t hep it.
    She won’t be fully functional until after that walk, and won’t know how she has changed.
    A tip of Alinsky’s Rules also.

  • March 14, 2018 at 5:23 am

    That was the first thing I thought of, when I saw it. (Yes, I’m betraying my age here.)

    Followed by Johnny Depp’s interpretation of “Raoul Duke” in Terry Gilliam’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998). Which is another way of saying, Hunter S. Thompson in 1971;

    I’ve stopped wondering why The Bitch smiles all the time. From the available evidence, she’s on more drugs than Thompson, Oscar Zeta Acosta, and Timothy Leary combined.

    clear ether


  • March 14, 2018 at 5:40 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Awesome reference! Been so busy in my life, I’d forgotten all about Robert and Mr Natural. And me, with a set of Zap and Kitchen Sink Comix bagged in the basement.
    “Truckin’ My Life Away”

  • March 14, 2018 at 5:42 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Jan, sorry, but that IS funny.

  • March 14, 2018 at 6:20 am

    She’s ready for her frogmarch

    • March 14, 2018 at 11:57 pm
      Morgul Lord

      If they put her in an orange jump suit, Chris can cue the “Peanuts” strip, ’cause Hillary can be played by Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin.

  • March 14, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Gosh, I seem to remember a Zoot Suit clad “pimp” version of that.

    • March 14, 2018 at 7:59 am

      CaptDMO – are you thinking of Snappy Sammy Smoot?

  • March 14, 2018 at 8:13 am

    It’s a little sad really, she is unable to pay attention to her environment and is operating on instinct only. Even after slipping on an eroded step edge she could not adapt enough to notice the next one and gets the same result.
    She’s still the queenbitchfromhell and can’t go away soon enough, regardless of her pitiable decrepitude.

  • March 14, 2018 at 8:23 am

    Awww, leave us hangin’! Chris, you cut away from the catfight of the century to take a (admittedly hilarious) shot at Hillary?!? We can go to Drudge for that (well, without the humor). Hillary falls down every day…as often as Chevy Chase on SNL. I expect her to look at the camera and yell “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” The libs would love that.

    Meanwhile DBD is our #1 source for fine breastages. Please resume the fight. We want to see what the newcomer is bringing to the table.

    • March 14, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      dawggo, you do know there’s not a live scene CM takes a snapshot of to post right? This stuff all comes from his noggin which must be all:

      His noggin being the monolith and us being Bowman…all kinds of starry shit in there, from which emits fine hooters and hinies, plus sometimes spookily prescient politic crap. Every Freaking Day.

      And somehow he doesn’t eat his gun. Of course Hal will get him at some point. Hal will get us all at some point, according to *Hawking, may he RIP.

      *It’s beyond ironic, like some other brilliant science and/or fiction writers and philosophers, SH he had the brainpower to ponder the existence of the unexplainable if of supernatural or alien origin, but refused to acknowledge let alone seriously consider Creation. In all that intellectual superiority they don’t even grok that the supernatural that they believe could exist might even be the same Supernatural that I know does exist.

  • March 14, 2018 at 9:06 am

    Chris, mind if I copy and paste this on another site?….All credit to you, of course….

  • March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am
    Spin Drift

    The Amazing Cankels and her Stairway to Hell would have been great if her “handlers” (an almost too appropriate term) had missed the catch. I wonder who will be doing the catching when the Amazing Cankels does the Perp Walk of Shame ala GoT. I want the eye bleach concession for that little escapade. I also wonder if Huma will get an adjoining cell. That has got to be the worst job in the world, “Changer of the Royal Depends.”

    Also, who exactly would be the Chief Executive right now if she had won? The stress of the job would most likely overload her circuits. Does Slick Willie shadow in ala President (spit) Wilson and the Mrs. It would have been most interesting times. I foresee an unfortunate accident for VP Kaine so a better choice can be installed.

    Dodged a big ass mofo bullet we did.
    Good Men Must Stand
    Hold Fast

  • March 14, 2018 at 11:34 am

    “Keep On Truckin'”

    And somehow it does.

    I do not know how -or why- they keep that thing alive.

  • March 14, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    Thanks DBD. Just blew coffee out of my nose.

  • March 14, 2018 at 5:29 pm
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

    Is there anyway we can get sHrillary to go take a tour to the top of El Castillo at Chichen Itza? So many steps, so many opportunities for humorous falling down the stairs video clips there.

  • March 14, 2018 at 9:34 pm


    I found the event where they threw her into the SUV like a sack of potatoes particularly funny. 😀

  • March 14, 2018 at 10:08 pm
    Delilah T

    Tried to figure out what made her slip like that.

    Depth perception changes with age. A slope may look steeper than it is.

    Then I realized that she was putting her feet wrong. Don’t know what else to call it, but she could not place her feet properly on the step platform and has almost no muscle control left.

    Now, we do NOT want to see that individual crash and croak. We do NOT want to see her lying in state in the capitol rotunda. We do NOT want a day of national mourning when even a murder of crows certainly would not let her get away with what she’s done.

    And she IS done. She can’t stop repeating the same lament, over and over. Remember the scene from the 911 memorial service in NYC in 2016, where she was dragged by the arms, feet dragging on the pavement behind her, into the waiting SUV. She’s apparently almost done to a turn now. Let’s just let her baste peacefully into the proper texture that we call leather. Let her slip away quietly into the outer darkness where she belongs.

    • March 14, 2018 at 10:48 pm

      ave you noticed the YUGE deal the Main stream bought Vichy press make when president trump looks at the stairs as he is going down them?
      The President has already hit 70 and is going strong. Heck. I’ve notice that I will watch my step also.

  • March 15, 2018 at 2:04 am

    Ben Garrison kind of beat you to this with his Hillary version of Crumb’s Keep On Truckin’. In the revised version, it was Keep On Cankling.



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