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  • June 6, 2021 at 12:09 am
    Jim Rotramel

    Nasty Pelosi is Speaker; not Senator.

    • June 6, 2021 at 1:54 am

      We all look alike.

    • June 6, 2021 at 7:01 am

      Congresswoman, then Speaker… For now.

      As for the billboard, it has me singing that Will Rogers Song… 😉

      • June 6, 2021 at 7:40 am
        AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS

        “Congresscritter”! (Don’t want to be imputing gender on Nasty, her rules.)

      • June 6, 2021 at 9:39 am

        Wasn’t that Gene Autry?

    • June 6, 2021 at 8:02 am
      Chris Muir


  • June 6, 2021 at 12:17 am

    She’s got my vote!

    • June 6, 2021 at 2:34 am
      Lon Mead

      Hear, hear!

  • June 6, 2021 at 12:18 am

    Fine Soft Tail.

    Takeout, yes. Sooner the better.

  • June 6, 2021 at 1:36 am

    She shouldn’t be either one.

  • June 6, 2021 at 5:47 am
    Eh, Wot?

    Bravo Chris! The Toon’s effect is to punch back “twice as hard” at the American Brown Shirt conspiracy.

    1) I.D. their benefactors; 2) Embarrass the wholly-owned Marionettes performing collusions; and 3) Flatten their only true claim to uniqueness – by demonstrating we are superior to anything they have yet produced …… in the world of modern art! Vote Sam Owens, Ya’ll!

  • June 6, 2021 at 6:17 am
    Unca Walt

    (*sigh*) And keeping with the times, vote early and often.

    Sam might want to put a picture of the thing she is running against on that billboard. (Like a hanging target sign underneath..)

    • June 6, 2021 at 7:03 am

      You mean Jabbette the Hut? Please no…

  • June 6, 2021 at 7:23 am

    Straddling that hog is a nice pose, demonstrating that she’s obviously an experienced and talented rider! But, I think we need to consider various poses before we settle for the first one presented. Still, when you get to the “bottom” of it, Sam Owens will most likely come out “on top”.

  • June 6, 2021 at 10:06 am
    Too Tall

    Warbird Nose Art as Campaign Signs.

    Patriotic American Folk Art, that perfected “sometimes, less is more.” I like it.

    Somewhere, Sarkis Bartigian, Tony Starcer, George Petty, Alberto Vargas, Milt Caniff, and several squadrons worth of anonymous airmen who flew and fought in the aircraft they decorated heartily approve as well.

    No record of the number of enemy shot down because they were distracted by the sheer artistry of it.

  • June 6, 2021 at 10:07 am

    The X over that D might give some Democrats the sads.

    • June 6, 2021 at 10:27 am

      Oh shoot, that’s an X?
      I thought it was a crosshairs, gangsta style.

  • June 6, 2021 at 10:35 am
    David M

    She Gets My Vote!!!!

  • June 6, 2021 at 11:25 am

    What wonderful lines and so sleek … I’m sure that soft tail rides like a dream.

    BTW … if the swampy Congresscritters are feasting on Chinese takeout it would be fun to thrown in some fortune cookies with customized fortunes that read “Your reign of tyranny will soon come to an end.”

    Fun fact … Chinese fortune cookies are largely an American creation by way of Japan. Democrat FDR’s Executive Order 9066 interned Japanese Americans and the cookies were then taken up by local Chinese restaurants in America.


  • June 6, 2021 at 2:39 pm
    • June 6, 2021 at 10:58 pm

      Truth comes out.
      Remember not to unquestionably believe the RINOs.

  • June 6, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Sun screen

    • June 6, 2021 at 10:27 pm
      Too Tall

      Lady Pamela with the practical wisdom, again.

  • June 6, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    Er at least this bovine isn’t running against Sam

  • June 6, 2021 at 10:44 pm
    Too Tall

    Apropos of Nothing:

    Mass shooting in Chicago at 4:00 AM this morning of 6 men and 2 women between the ages of 28 and 38, in the 8900 block of S. Cottage Grove. Up until the age of 8, I walked and played on that block.

    Oh, the media didn’t report it, and not a peep out of Mayor Groot or Crimesha the DA?

    Probably because their was no involvement by police, legal gun owners with an Illinois Firearm Owner’s ID (FOID) card, or toxic, racist, Neanderthal, deplorables.

    • June 6, 2021 at 11:39 pm

      Apropos of everything.

    • June 7, 2021 at 12:13 am

      4 ones within less than a month in Miami Dade County were within about 2 miles, 5 blocks, to 2 blocks of past places that I lived, worked, or lived and worked.
      It aint a cracker town anymore. The Graham family, a cracker family that grew dairy cattle had that Graham Cracker as Florida Senator, Florida Governor, and US Senator. That was when a Democrat was a patriot.

  • June 6, 2021 at 11:38 pm

    CM, does it look like the tip jar will be open Mon.? Is it better to plan on doing the snail mail thing?

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:05 am

    So many ways that Sam is not being PC or woke.

    So many things that she is doing right and correct.

    Truth is truth no matter how it is attempted to be perception deceptive managed or denied or hidden.

    That No D sign is a great one. Bumper sticker time. Have them available to download and the exterior sign vinyl source provided. A thought. Maybe I’ll do that.

    • June 7, 2021 at 12:09 am

      Go ahead and make that X a crosshairs. Truth.

    • June 7, 2021 at 12:37 am

      According to John, Jesus said if we abide in Him, we will know the truth, and the truth will set us free.

      I believe I have attained the former, but I can’t say yet about the latter.

      Meantime, we occupy a (perception deceptive managed denied censored hidden) totally spun reality. How much longer?

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:16 am

    Nice bike.
    Nice truck.
    Nicer Sam.

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