It’s Gonna Be Takeout.
Woke to the Woke.


  • June 7, 2021 at 12:09 am
    Too Tall

    Come to think of it., the whole Internet thingy is remarkably similar to Dr. Frankenstein’s monster…..

    And ‘Toly and Naomi on May 16th were truly prophetic.

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:09 am
    Chris Muir

    The additional non-Paypal payment system took a bit of doing, but starting tomorrow y’all got a choice of PayPal, Credit Card, and of course Check or Money Order.

    We had to suspend the ‘No Merch’ option as the tech did not fit this time (It’ll be up next time), but you can simply use the Basic Level for that, it’s essentially the same thing.

    Thanks for waiting, tomorrow back to the deplorable, deplorable toons.


    • June 7, 2021 at 5:43 pm

      Well, if I can do credit card without involving PayPal, I’m cool.

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:18 am

    Well as TT references even this is a pretty deplorable statement.

    The payment will come tomorrow, not nearly representative of the play I get for the pay I can afford anymore, but it’s something, and no merch required this year.

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:21 am

    Where’s the hump?

    • June 7, 2021 at 2:03 am
      Neanderthal JSStryker

      Naomi and ‘Toly are doing it just off screen…

    • June 7, 2021 at 6:00 pm

      What hump?

    • June 8, 2021 at 11:21 pm

      Never with tie and tails…;)

  • June 7, 2021 at 3:31 am

    This feels like more than just empty Hopium…

    “We’re gonna take back the White House sooner than you think, it’s gonna be really something special…We’re gonna turn it around fast”

    Some “merch” on the way to your mailbox, Chris. Thank you!!

    • June 7, 2021 at 10:03 am

      Yes my hopium box is empty but my changium boxes are full.

      • June 7, 2021 at 2:09 pm

        I had a whole field of hopium planted but then a sudden drought occurred in the USA and then the tiny little shoots all died.

  • June 7, 2021 at 5:56 am

    As long as what’s on that slab Sam’s working on isn’t a turkey, we’re safe. 😉

  • June 7, 2021 at 7:43 am

    You timed this for the same day as the Midway USA sale of M1 carbines on purpose, didn’t you?

    Buy a piece of history or sponsor the guy that draws Sam…
    Buy a piece of history or sponsor the guy that draws Sam…
    Buy a piece of history or sponsor the guy that draws Sam…

    Ahhh, who am I kidding? I can’t afford a piece of history.

  • June 7, 2021 at 7:45 am

    As long as that ‘wrap’ on the slab isn’t Frau Blücher, were ok.
    Then again, we would probably like Chris’s version.

  • June 7, 2021 at 8:17 am

    Gene Wilder and Teri Garr at the door – “What a set of …….”

  • June 7, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    “He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!”

    “That goes without saying…”

  • June 7, 2021 at 1:22 pm

    The Creature

    Males can be defined by which was their favourite….

    • June 7, 2021 at 5:50 pm

      If he says Twilight, run away! Run away!

  • June 7, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Wonder which will have a tattoo of an unusual size

  • June 7, 2021 at 8:37 pm
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “Monday 14th May……”
    Wait……that was LAST month!

    • June 7, 2021 at 8:55 pm
      Chris Muir

      Thanks, man, corrected. Have you ever had a week where every.single.thing. went wrong? 7 days of hitting every goddamn bump that is possible. FUCK!

      • June 7, 2021 at 10:28 pm

        Is that an invitation to any of the single Ladies…

  • June 7, 2021 at 9:40 pm
    Grunt GI

    Don’t worry. I’m sure you can enlighten us with some (ahem) appropriate toons for the rest of the week.

    Sort of a consolation prize:

    “Nice knockers”

    “Why thank you doctor”

  • June 8, 2021 at 3:59 am
    Man in the Middle

    If all your alternative ways of getting paid beside Paypal aren’t working out, I’d suggest getting a P.O. Box to which readers can postal mail a check as a simple alternative. That’s how I got a donation to while its enemies were blocking almost every way to get money there.

    • June 8, 2021 at 11:21 am

      Chris Places that exact thing conveniently at the bottom of this very page: (I’ll put it here for your convenince) 😉
      Day by Day Cartoon, Inc.
      PO Box 33852, Indialantic, FL 32903

15 49.0138 8.38624 1 0 4000 1 300 0

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