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  • April 20, 2018 at 12:03 am
    Merle

    Now this should prove interesting….. 🙂

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  • April 20, 2018 at 12:12 am
    JackDeth 72

    Ballet?…. I was expecting Salsa or a Tango.

    Memo to young Master Javier Thomas:

    Daddy’s pissed.

    To quote a favorite line of Burt Lancaster in the 197os CIA espionage film, ‘Scorpio’:

    “When you run. Run fast. Run far. Do NOT run in a straight line!”

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    • April 20, 2018 at 6:55 am
      GWB

      “When you run. Run fast. Run far. Do NOT run in a straight line!”
      To quote another movie:
      “Serpentine, Shelly. Serpentine!”

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      • April 20, 2018 at 8:17 am
        Unca Walt

        That scene caused me to laugh until tears ran down my leg.

      • April 20, 2018 at 11:06 am

        Funniest movie ever.

      • April 20, 2018 at 11:22 am
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

        Beat me to it, dammit!

      • April 20, 2018 at 5:41 pm
        JackDeth 72

        Also hijacked for a scene of Eureka’s Sheriff dodging a tracking laser beam with the aid and advice of Game Warden, Matt Frewer, GWB.

  • April 20, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Have you ever noticed that it’s always “your son” when it’s trouble?

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    • April 20, 2018 at 12:22 am
      Fronk!

      Yup…

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      • April 20, 2018 at 10:00 am
        MommaMackie

        My son’s ex does the same thing. When the girl does something great or is well behaved, she’s the ex’s little angel. The rest of the time, baby girl is her father’s daughter!

        Truth? I can’t blame her a bit. Wish my son could get custody.

    • April 20, 2018 at 12:22 am
      JackDeth 72

      That. And being called out by your first, middle and last name.

      Never a good sign,

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      • April 20, 2018 at 6:41 am

        Indeed!

      • April 20, 2018 at 10:51 am
        David Grimes

        When we had kids – one boy and one girl – I made sure that they had plenty of syllables. When I hit them with the three name call they knew it was time to settle down.

    • April 20, 2018 at 11:22 am
      Vince

      Or daughter….

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  • April 20, 2018 at 12:33 am
    Too Tall

    I seem to recall an incident involving commercial jetliners skywriting for the Double D. The memorable observation from Zed to Wade was along the lines of “ I expect Damon is having a talk with his boy.”

    At times like this when you are the father, it is always “your son,” or “your boy.” A real Dad wouldn’t have it any other way, the “talk” is invariably memorable, and usually grows in love, wisdom, and value, over the years, even after Dad is gone.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 12:59 am
    Pete231

    Vegas is so last year’s meh. Want some fun ? Head out to South Lake Tahoe where they have two seasons – winter and road repair. But, I digress. Lots of compact fun and action with everything right at one’s fingertips. No cabs necessary to get from A to B. It’s all within crawling distance for those who are ambulatory impaired. The state line into Calif. is down the street at the end of casino row where me and my significant other would find an accommodating alley to perform a violation of the act of “taking a female across the line for immoral purposes.” Always looked forward to that function as part of our sojourn. Never really hit big ones, but one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor………..

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  • April 20, 2018 at 1:27 am
    Too Tall

    The Mann Act: It’s not a law, it’s a challenge.

    With 50 different tasks to complete.

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    • April 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm
      Merle

      Wasn’t that addressing a minor female? Otherwise most of the country would be felons…… 🙂

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  • April 20, 2018 at 1:33 am
    Interventor

    Nothing happening outside the Hard Rock, tonight. That, I can see. Las Vegas, a city founded on alcohol, avarice and lust — all the good stuff. Add, a thirst for power and it degenerates into DC.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 2:22 am
    John T. Block

    You would think withe the chops to do a stunt like that,
    The kid would know how to hide his tracks better…
    Unless he’s showing off for Dad….

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    • April 20, 2018 at 4:08 am
      Sendarius

      I don’t believe the FBI tracked malware – they couldn’t find their own ass with both hands and a map.

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      • April 20, 2018 at 4:09 am
        Sendarius

        … oh, and isn’t the Thomas family in ITALY? Shouldn’t that make it the purview of the CIA?

      • April 20, 2018 at 6:57 am
        GWB

        Well, the phone call has to be made by the FBI, but it’s being monitored by the CIA.

      • April 20, 2018 at 9:09 am
        Fronk!

        Actually, the Vegas Gaming Commission is the entity who’s the call. The FBI only tracked the malware’s origin to where the Thomas family is vacationing in Venice and apparently reported this to the VGC. What I want to know is what do Autonomous Public Vehicles and the Las Vegas Gaming Commission have to do with each other?

    • April 20, 2018 at 5:45 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Yep. Javier is either slipping or (young and) inexperienced.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 3:34 am
    Bren

    Or using the malware to plant a tracer in the FBI tracking software.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 6:58 am
    GWB

    One question for Vegas:
    Why would they need centralized control routines if they’re “autonomous”.
    You keep using that word………….

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    • April 20, 2018 at 1:16 pm
      JAK

      And what’s with autonomous pubic vehicle. I got these wild ass fantasies running through me head.

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      • April 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

        Damn it JAK, you had me jumping back up there hoping that was a real quote! “Autonomous Pubic Vehicles” doing it in unison? I mean, it’s Vegas, so…

  • April 20, 2018 at 8:00 am
    WayneM

    Javier is too smart to be caught that easy. I’m thinking it’s a diversion for something else far more “problematic” so to speak.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 8:49 am
    MasterDiver

    (In my best Mr. Filch voice) Oh, Dear-dear-dear-dear…Someone’s in trooouubblllleee…

    Zar Belk!

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  • April 20, 2018 at 9:49 am
    interventor

    Vegas Gaming Commission is like the Texas Railroad Commission. Their powers have grown beyond the initial founding.

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    • April 20, 2018 at 12:42 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Robert Moses showed the way.

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    • April 20, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      All the alphabets been weaponized figuratively and literally…why not VGC? Prob’ly gots a SWAT too, watch out kid.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 11:46 am
    Advo

    I always thought cyber crime was NSA territory.

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    • April 20, 2018 at 4:18 pm
      MAJ Arkay

      Nope. NSA is not a law enforcement entity.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm
    Pamela

    Choreography! To what song?

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    • April 20, 2018 at 5:44 pm
      JackDeth 72

      The Village People’s ‘YMCA’?

      Or ‘On Broadway’ ala the Cattle Call scene in the beginning of Bob Fosse’s ‘All That Jazz’?

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      • April 20, 2018 at 7:54 pm
        Pamela

        I thought maybe Funky Town or Turn Back TIme

  • April 20, 2018 at 5:02 pm
    gruundehn

    Just a point: It is the Nevada Gaming Commission, not the Vegas Gaming Commission. I was stationed at Nellis for 2 years or so.

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    • April 20, 2018 at 5:44 pm
      armedandsafe

      You are correct, gruundehn, but I didn’t comment because the use of “Las Vegas” makes the point better.
      Because you were at Nellis, you are one of the few people in the world who know what I mean when I say “My home town is Boulder City.”

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      • April 20, 2018 at 11:11 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        And they are playing telephone. The caller may have identified the entity correctly, with the scene of the incident being in Vegas, or something along those lines.

  • April 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm
    Peregrine John

    Funniest dang thing I’ve read in weeks. Nicely done.

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  • April 20, 2018 at 11:40 pm
    JSStryker

    Doing ballet is funny as hell but them doing square dancing would have been hilarious!

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