June 22, 2016 Icy Hot. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Americans, Culture Wars, Family, Islamic fanaticism
Wow. This is a ‘toon. So why am I so tensed up? Shit’s gettin’ real.
Secret Agent Man on his way.
Folks, grab some drinks and kick back.
This is going to be interesting and educational.
Some of us are mad as Hell and aren’t going to take it anymore.
Repeat as necessary.
The last noise I heard was ‘SQUEEEE’! and then silence.
Oh, wait! What was that?
Silent be! It was the cat!
Lock and load. Activate personnel comms. Initiate 360 observation.
Insert the Sith Theme here for soundtrack music, if you please….
sigh. Just a hog.
There are pigs, and then… there are hogs.
Or is Zed using old slang for a disliked official individual?
And let’s hope the appropriate theme song is not ‘The Ride Of The Valkyries’.
For Zed & Co., more like “Gunsmoke”.
Zed- Marshal Dillon
Sam- Miss Kitty
Have all the fancy tech you want, sometimes the tried and true Mark 1 Eyeball is all you really need.
For when you want to really know where the target is.
What twists do we see coming?
What twists DON’T we see coming?
“Keep the pig on ice until I arrive.”
Someone was captured? A muzzie? A FedGov? A Libtard?
Don’t touch that dial! Stay tuned, boys and girls, for the further adventures of Cpt Zed and his Midnight Commandos at the Double D Ranch!
(I wanted to say “DD Spread”, but. . . . .. )
That’s ok, you can got there…..
Thank God I put the coffee cup down.
Following Biblical procedure, “Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.”
Do feral hogs eat everything, like their domesticated kin are supposed to do? Maybe we’ll find out. Aloha Saladbar!
Or “Aloha Snackbar”
Did you all know that there was a sit-in by a bunch of overgrown children in adult bodies on the floor of the House of Representatives today? And it’s all about not getting to have their way about guns.
I hope their knees hurt a lot when they get up.
Is Barney still in office?
I’d be more concerned with him trying to score some than the snowflakes knees.
I hope those old codgers and codgerettes (is that a word?) are able to get up when it’s over… I mean, I’m good for about 20 minutes sitting on the floor, even a carpeted one, then everything goes numb.
I saw some footage of the spoiled ‘Demo-brats’ blathering on.
We3 need a load of ‘Lax-ifiers’ delivered there to help get the sh*t out of the room….
Especially since most of those snowflakes are _use_ to being on their knees. Their hands and knees.
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