Icy Hot.


  • June 22, 2016 at 10:45 pm
    Charles Newton

    As was once said in the far gone days of my youth: F**kin’ A!!!

    But methinks Big Brother is hoping for such a response; Waco and a number of other incidents make me paranoid…

    Or maybe not paranoid enough???

    • June 22, 2016 at 11:34 pm

      Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you can’t have real enemies.

      • June 23, 2016 at 1:02 am

        or doesn’t mean they’re really out to get you.

      • June 23, 2016 at 1:37 am

        The only thing I’m paranoid about is if I’m paranoid enough.

    • June 23, 2016 at 8:42 am
      Too Tall

      When they are out to get you, paranoia isn’t a disease, it’s just right thinking!

    • June 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm

      I’m pretty sure we are being trolled again. But I could be wrong, of course.

      • June 23, 2016 at 9:45 pm

        I suspect this ain’t the “pig” Zed is shooting at.

  • June 22, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Come ’17, is this what it will be like…fedgov thugs setting up, disarming, taking out those like Zed who have made no secret that they will defend to the death? All signs point to “yes”.

    I don’t know how Chris Muir conjures such a disturbing and likely scenario, except to say…he is Zed. And so are we.

    Like I said yesterday, this is just a ‘toon. But it is so real that it hurts.

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    I’m starting to think that DHS dude is actually “Agent Smith” as this seemingly physical manifestation of everything wrong with the govern-matrix keeps showing up again and again, smiling and claiming to have won…

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Kind of like DelennDalenn:

    The only Earth Captain to survive an encounter with the Minbari was behind her. The enemy, Shadows and their human allies, were in front of her (and the Minbari war fleet. And the White Stars.) she suggested the be … Elsewhere, if they valued their lives.

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Daaaaaamn…….Chris, I love ya. But how DO you get out of the door to your house with balls this big?

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:23 pm
    Greg B

    Shades of Unintended Consequences.
    Someone should write a book, oh,wait……..

    • June 23, 2016 at 8:32 am

      Great book. Have an autographed copy myself. Another good companion to it is
      Patriots-Surviving the coming collapse by James Wesley, Rawles.

      • June 23, 2016 at 9:08 am

        wish mine was (autographed)

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Daaaaaamn…….Chris, I love ya. But how DO you get out of the door to your house with balls this big? I’m thinkin’ of the crap John Ross went thru after publishing “Unintended Consequences”….or Tom Clancy, when he killed the whole Gummint.

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:50 pm
    SoCal Stoli

    Hmm…that was awfully nonchalant, even for Zed.

    I’m betting…blanks.

    And a set-up by the Feds.

    • June 22, 2016 at 11:51 pm
      SoCal Stoli

      But…then again – without a BFA, blanks wouldn’t be cycling the weapon.

    • June 23, 2016 at 12:17 am

      He’s shooting the Kalashnikov he just picked up. A gun that will cycle with blanks also shouldn’t have a muzzle flash either.

      • June 23, 2016 at 4:56 am

        It will if it’s a prop gun like they use in the movies. They open the gas port and add a constrictor in the muzzle. It allows enough gas pressure to cycle the action with blanks, but there’s enough of an opening to let out some flame and smoke at the muzzle. So all theories remain on the table.

      • June 23, 2016 at 8:21 am

        At least a couple actors have been killed with blanks.
        Rule #2!

      • June 23, 2016 at 10:48 am

        My best bud the E-5 says that as part of OPFOR in Team Spirit ’85 in ROK he used AKs with blanks and an adaptor, both standard Red Army issue. And that they generated a hellacious muzzle flash about four feet long and two feet across. Which looks a lot like what CM showed here.

        He also states that the sheer size and intensity of the muzzle flash made everybody on the “blue” side in front of it freeze for several seconds, which isn’t a good thing when you’re being shot at, even in an exercise.

        The blank adaptor for the AK is a tube that screws on the muzzle that’s barely larger than the outside of the barrel, unlike the “big red box” adaptor of the M16.If you try to fire live rounds with the AK’s adaptor in place, things will likely tend to come apart rather abruptly and spectacularly, according to him.

        The adaptor is as heavily over-engineered as the rest of the rifle, and it’s not going to move just because a 125 grain slug hits it going at 2,400 feet per second. Which means all that pressure has to go somewhere, and the only directions available will be to the sides and straight back.


        clear ether


    • June 23, 2016 at 6:25 pm
      John M.

      I’m betting, just like last time these two went head-to-head, that Zed just took out “something wicked,” like those feral pigs everyone has been guessing…

  • June 22, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Funny how some set-ups don’t quite work out as planned.
    No turning the other cheek. They’ve trespassed.
    This is a Wrath of God moment delivered by a righteous Man.

    • June 23, 2016 at 10:39 am

      No, sorry, it is neither legal nor moral to murder someone for trespass. The resident may use deadly force if they honestly feel their lives are in danger.

      People have been charged when chasing after a would-be thief or assailant with a gun (the victim’s gun, not the perp). Once the threat is past, use of deadly force is off the table.

      • June 23, 2016 at 11:03 am

        As long as the subject is visibly armed, the threat still exists under several states’ statutes. Ohio being one such example.

        Generally, unless they lay down their arms and surrender, they constitute a threat as long as they are on your property without authorization. BTW, in OH, the use of lethal force is permitted to prevent;

        1. Harm to yourself or any other person;

        2. Burglary (the assumption being that a burglar who attempts a B&E when there’s someone in the building is likely to be violent);

        3. Arson of any structure (which is defined as assault with a deadly weapon);

        4. Attempted auto theft (especially of an occupied vehicle, i.e. carjacking);

        5. Any other form of assault on an individual, which includes rape, mugging, and other “strong arm” forms as opposed to “just” armed assault.

        In short, Ohio’s legal doctrine is “stay off other people’s property unless invited, and mind your manners even on the sidewalk”.

        And yes, it has survived numerous court challenges, notably from “progressives”.

        I don’t know Texas’ law, but I doubt that it varies much, as one reason Ohio’s law stands up in court is that it does follow the pattern of other such state laws across the country.

        clear ether


      • June 23, 2016 at 12:21 pm

        If the muzzies were a false flAG sacrifice the AK47 will have blanks. If not, real bullets and dead fed.

      • June 23, 2016 at 8:38 pm

        They trespassed by sending an assassination squad.

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:14 am

    I am waiting for the “revelation” that this strip precedes.
    Maybe enough 7.62×39 hides .338 holes.

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:14 am
    B Woodman

    Never leave an unsecured enemy behind you. And considering that the Double D is surrounded by enemy territory and under”manned”, there are no guarantees Mr DHS can be made to stay hors de combat. And since he has also shown that he does not honor his parole, that leaves only one option. And Zed is exercising it.
    But I would have liked to have seen Naomi using some “enhanced interrogation techniques” (torture) to extract as much information as possible about present and future attacks and infiltration. Then “off” Mr DHS blubber brain.
    Unfortunately, this is war. War as practiced by FedGov against its own citizens. And in war, all is fair. There is no prize for second place.

    • June 23, 2016 at 6:58 am

      Wonder how much singing would be done with some molasses, bare feet or other body parts, and some hungry little hawgs…

      • June 23, 2016 at 7:47 am

        That’s cruel! To the hawgs – at best indigestion; at worst poison.

        But I love the thought, Madame <3

      • June 23, 2016 at 8:46 pm

        This little piggy went to market
        This little piggy nibbled toes
        This little piggy chewed small nuts
        This little idiot squeed all the way home

      • June 23, 2016 at 10:05 pm

        That would make a great video for – informational – purposes…

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  • June 23, 2016 at 12:20 am

    “We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.”

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:30 am
    B Woodman

    War is as much a mental preparation as it is a physical preparation.
    Are you ready, willing, and able to pull that trigger, to shoot that bullet, to take that human life? Remember, HE is attacking YOU, and is himself prepared to take your life, liberty, and freedoms. All you are doing is defending yourself, with “extreme prejudice”.
    If Mr DHS had stayed home, he would not be in the position that he put HIMSELF into.
    This is close to the same legal gymnastics that can charge the accomplice of a thief with murder, when the thief is killed by the defending homeowner.

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:39 am
    Delilah T.

    It is neither paranoid nor delusional to pay attention to your surroundings. Keep your eyes and ears open. PLEASE – let’s not have another attack inside the borders of this country. If the Gadsden rattler now says ‘Shoot back!’ on a rainbow background, it isn’t rebellion. It’s common sense.

    Take nothing for granted. Freedom is not free.

    • June 23, 2016 at 1:35 am

      Very well said!!

    • June 23, 2016 at 5:56 am
      Bill G

      Damn straight. Er, right.
      But the government does not want self-defense to be an option for us.

      • June 23, 2016 at 9:34 am
        Delilah T.

        Yeah, I’m straight, so ‘damn straight’ is fine with me.

        And the ‘gubmint’ forgets that it is ‘WE THE PEOPLE’. Big mistake. Big HUGE mistake.

      • June 23, 2016 at 12:33 pm

        UN denies self defense is a right.

      • June 23, 2016 at 3:08 pm
        Delilah T.

        The UN is a collection of petty tyrants who hate America for what it represents.

        Why would we listen to them?

      • June 23, 2016 at 8:58 pm
        The 300

        The UN is a collection of 170 nations, most of them run very badly.

      • June 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm

        US OUT of the UN
        UN OUT of the US

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:39 am
    B Woodman

    There is a time for talk, and a time for action. The FedGov’s actions have pushed Zed and the Double D up against the wall. Long past time to push back.

    If it were possible, push back all the way to 1900 government, pre 16th and 17th Amendments, pre Federal Reserve Bank.

  • June 23, 2016 at 1:11 am

    I’m tending to agree with H_B but with this twist. DHS sends in some “expendables” with weapons loaded with blanks to mount an “attack” on the DD. Zed and Co. return live fire on the “defenseless” expendables, it’s all caught on video and now the stormtroopers have all the “justification” they need to raze the place to the ground and make sure there are no survivors.

    Zed figures it out and “hoses” blubber-butt with his own weapon not putting a mark on him but causing him to fill his shorts.

    Think “Die Hard 2” and the blank loaded MP-5’s

    • June 23, 2016 at 5:32 am

      My thought as well, because I can’t see Zed terminating a Federal officer.

      But their sense of invincibility and utter moral authority needs to be removed. It has transformed Federal LEO from guardians of the peace into not-especially-bright schoolyard bullies. With bigger guns than everybody else.

      This situation cannot be maintained. We will have a general “house-cleaning” in this country. It will either be by the law, with a large number of Federal employees no longer being employed (and a substantial number behind bars), or it will be a “cleansing” of the populace by those employees, conducting an Inquisition orchestrated by the “enlightened elite'”, who will finally be able to indulge all their delusions, all their dogmas, and all their hatreds, with somebody else doing the dirty work and themselves watching, quivering orgiastically, and screaming commands at the tops of their lungs, demanding more blood. And more, and more.

      For a historical context, see “Cathar Suppression”. Also “French Revolution”, “Directory”, and “The Terror”.

      Keep in mind that those who lord it over us now may have all the faults of the French monarchy, but they define themselves as Jacobins. And think that The Terror was a “righteous crusade against evil”.

      It is we they define as the “evil”. And they and their minions are not armed solely with repurposed agricultural tools.

      Although I’m sure they have frissons thinking of what Saddam Hussein used to do with wood-chippers. And dream of doing the same to us, live, on Twitter and YouTube.

      clear ether


      • June 23, 2016 at 7:09 am

        I can’t see Zed terminating a Federal officer.


      • June 23, 2016 at 9:17 am

        “…they and their minions are not armed solely with repurposed agricultural tools.”

        Nor are we.

        And while it is true that we must learn from history to avoid repeating it, neither did those named events feature a populace armed on a more than one to one ratio with very lethal tools.

        If your scenario one, a cleansing of fedgov operatives, does not occur, and scenario two, a cleansing by them, should begin, then the third (and most likely in my view) scenario of general insurrection and internal war (I won’t call it civil) will ensue.

        And as you say “they” have bigger guns. But as I said, “we” have many more guns.

        In the end, while I may not live to see it, it is my fondest hope that the “quivering” of the “enlightened elite” will be the death throes of the physical shell of their vanquished evil psychotic selves.

      • June 23, 2016 at 9:22 am

        And while I agree that it is unlikely that a real Zed would under this same scenario kill this JBT, remember that he is an avatar of what real Zed, and the real us, must consider and anticipate. The time, as you in your comment and I in my reply have discussed, may come. And as in all preparation, one’s responses and actions must be to the extent possible, preplanned.

      • June 23, 2016 at 10:12 am

        Sometimes you just get tired of talking.

        I actually give him credit for not dispatching a Fed sooner.

      • June 23, 2016 at 11:16 am

        The danger is that they may believe, based on the echo chamber they live in, that they cannot possibly lose. The media, academia, Hollywood, etc., all agree that they are right and good and no one can stand against them.

        When people believe that, they tend to overreach. See “Victory Disease”.

        It tends to come just before disaster.

        Which is why it is very dangerous to assume that “you” are going to win.

        clear ether


  • June 23, 2016 at 1:21 am

    I’m reminded of the last part of Unintended Consequences..

    “Well, yes, of course I still wonder where he is,” the President
    corrected himself, “but that’s not what I was thinking of just now. Jews don’t eat pork, at least Orthodox Jews don’t, but do they raise it?”
    “What on earth are you talking about?”
    “It was something Irwin Mann said this morning. I had a lot on my mind and it didn’t register. Now it doesn’t make any sense. I’m sure I heard him correctly, though; his accent’s not that heavy. It was when I
    asked him if he really did have business to attend to in Missouri.”
    “What did he say?”
    “He said yes. He said he had to go feed his hogs.”

    I doubt there will be much left of mr. hero and his ISIS accomplices… plenty of feral hogs around the Double D, and they don’t let good protein go to waste.

    • June 23, 2016 at 12:55 pm

      Van full of Hollyweird glitterati.

  • June 23, 2016 at 1:33 am

    This is being one hell of a series recently. It always has been, but this is getting some serious deep deep thought last few nights.

    • June 23, 2016 at 5:30 am

      Deep Thought took 7 1/2 million years to come up with the answer 42 as to what is the answer to the ultimate question of the universe and everything.

      “The Answer to the Great Question… Of Life, the Universe and Everything… Is… Forty-two,’ said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
      ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
      Yes. Some serious deep thought and pondering has been in order as of late.

  • June 23, 2016 at 4:29 am

    Wait??!!!?? NO frickfreakin wait!! Justice delayed is justice denied. Hah Hah Ha Ha.

  • June 23, 2016 at 5:59 am
    Bill G

    Many possibilities. More will be revealed.

  • June 23, 2016 at 6:15 am

    All a dream

    • June 23, 2016 at 11:15 am
      Chris Muir


  • June 23, 2016 at 6:26 am

    Armed, criminal trespassers? I’d fear for my life. Deadly force authorized in defense of home and family. The shoot, shovel, and shut up.

    Zar Belk!

    • June 23, 2016 at 10:13 am

      and deny hungry scats like coyotes? Bad environmental impact

  • June 23, 2016 at 6:53 am

    Just a reminder, folks. Don’t get Zed angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.

    • June 23, 2016 at 12:12 pm
      Old Codger

      Zed didn’t look angry to me. Just determined to do his duty and protect his family.

      Sorry, Major, but it isn’t a matter of making Zed angry. You do not ever present a threat to a (real) man’s family unless you are looking to change your address to Forrest Lawn.

  • June 23, 2016 at 7:46 am
    Bill G

    If this is not a dream sequence and fully recorded Mr. DHS is in a world of hurt. His words demonstrate conspiracy to entrap Zed and others and the conspiracy led to death.
    I would not want to face a Texas judge in that situation, and I doubt that Texas would give up the case.

  • June 23, 2016 at 8:42 am

    We’re all assuming that Zed shot the DHS agent. Possibly something/someone else behind the agent.

    • June 23, 2016 at 8:53 am

      Yeah, possibly. I do remember the strip a while back where he shot the wrong snake.

  • June 23, 2016 at 9:01 am

    Wait. Why is Naomi dressed?

    We R Z!
    We didn’t ask for the fight.
    We don’t want the fight.
    We put up with being demonized regularly.
    We know the difference between our rights and their wrongs.
    We will fight, and be pretty pissed about being forced to it.

  • June 23, 2016 at 9:27 am

    Hunting Feral Pigs… and a teachable moment.

  • June 23, 2016 at 9:41 am
    Delilah T.

    Do any of you know how big the wild hogs are in Texas? Not a joke – I have seen hunting photos where the hog is bigger than the guy who bagged the boar. They make Hogzilla look like Roo sitting in Kanga’s pouch. I would not bother doing much more than scare the Fedguy enough to make him wet his drawers and then turn him loose in hog country after a blindfolded trek.

    Let the hogs have him. Yes, wild hogs are omnivorous.

    • June 23, 2016 at 10:10 am

      Nah, Zed has it right.

      Turn the Feds against ISIS wherever possible.

  • June 23, 2016 at 10:09 am

    Chris, love how you can make a formerly useless eater a useful idiot………

    Now that’s a good Fed.

  • June 23, 2016 at 10:13 am

    well, Zed is using one of ISIS’ AKs in the last frame… brave DHS operatives laid waste by ISIS? We shall have to see how this unfolds

  • June 23, 2016 at 10:32 am

    And a reminder that the war has many fronts, as scotus finds in favor of racism when it suits the elites, even before scalia can be replaced with another shill.

  • June 23, 2016 at 11:19 am

    In your dreams, folks. In your dreams.

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:07 pm
    Old Codger

    Well . . . DAMN!

    Is it cannabalism if a hog eats a pig? Course in this instanse the hogs’ll be dining on FLEA (Federal Law Enforcement Agent).

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:14 pm
    Old Codger

    Just so you non-Texicans know; Texas Law justifies use of deadly force to protect property in the case of criminal mischief after local sundown. (Texas Penal Code Chapter 9)

  • June 23, 2016 at 12:22 pm
    Old Codger


    21st Century progressives’ version of the 2nd Amendment:
    Hunting and sport shooting, being a pass time enjoyed by numerous citizens, the privilege of owning and using firearms should not be abridged unless really necessary.

    Whatcha think? Pretty close?

    • June 23, 2016 at 2:29 pm


      “A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of the State, the keeping and bearing of arms shall be the sole province of the State.”

      Otherwise known as the “Utopian” or “Obey Us Or We Will Kill You” amendment.

      clear ether


  • June 23, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    Well there is a pair of shorts shit to hell.

  • June 23, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Is Zed shooting another rattlesnake?

  • June 23, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    “Save who needs to saved.”

    “Kill who needs to be killed.”

  • June 23, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    I wouldn’t put too much faith in Texas Law yet. We’re still drowning under a blue wave coming from Commiefornia and the south. All our big cities are pretty much blue now, thanks to what I’d call “welfare colonies”. There are states with worse gun laws, but there are a lot of states with more 2nd Amendment friendly ones. Outside the city, you might be ok, but just like in any other state, it’s the cities that make the laws for the rest of us.

  • June 23, 2016 at 6:34 pm
    John M.

    I STILL say Zed isn’t taking out “Mr. Smith,” but something feral (or wild) that is threatening all three of them.

  • June 23, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    This entire stream makes me think about and ponder something I have said to people I know.
    That is, that we are the back up for the police and law officers and peace officers.
    More importantly, we are the front up for them also.
    We keep them secure when they are part of us.
    They must realize that. Our American people army, militia, people, however it is named, are vastly greater in numbers than any military that could be put on the ground here by others, and greater in capabilities than all of the local, state and federal people that could be placed in service. That includes Obama’s homeland army authorized in the Obama care bill and all of the newly armed federal employees. We surround them and have the ability to neutralize them as situations call for it. There is no organization to it. It exists. It exists no matter that Obama and others have brought in millions of warriors to fight it based upon their beliefs that they must fight it and us.
    It will always come down to millions of individuals taking actions that they know are correct. But only when it comes to that. People who believe in peace also know how to get to peace. It is never through submission. tactics may require some minor submission, but only to get back on the field at a later time or some other greater gain. Situations, if they develop, will require many individuals deciding their own actions. Despite Obama and friends deciding to replace the inner strength of a country, which Mao defines as its people, we remain and will prevail. We are in an asymmetric war against us. It has many facets. They are persistent. We are more so. We have not even started. Many still have not woken up. Federal incitements to attempt to gain political and so called moral high ground have been seen for what they are. We see the big picture and act in our picture. Hopefully we will win this war before some of the possible scenarios shown and discussed here become even close to commonplace. They have disrupted the rest of the world. They wish to disrupt us and take us out.

    Just some deep thought and pondering on ideas and issues that may or may not someday exist. Win the war before it starts is the best win, but not the only win.

  • June 23, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Blanks make an excessive amount of muzzle flash, as pictured.

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