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King of Comedy.


  • April 28, 2019 at 12:48 am

    As long as the crazies still have control of the mainstream media, the house will remain divided… and the social media giants are moving to censor anyone to doesn’t worship at the Altar of Intersectionality…

    So unless Trump comes up with a way to get the social media overlords to acknowledge they are platforms, not publishers, then the house will fall.

    • April 28, 2019 at 7:37 am

      Of course, you have to allow for the fed-upness factor.

      At some point, everybody the media, academia, and etc. are calling every name in the book, and encouraging the SJW crowd to beat up, will say, “enough of this shit” and fight back.

      I don’t see violence as their first reaction. More like lawsuits, counter-propaganda, and basically telling them to their faces, “knock it off, or else”. Indeed, it seems to already be starting.

      If they don’t take the hint, and I’m guessing they won’t, they’ll double down and openly call for another “Summer of ’68/Days of Rage” across the country.

      That’s when the violence will get serious- on the part of the SJW crowd and etc.

      And that’s when they’ll lose.

      clear ether


  • April 28, 2019 at 1:22 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Nah. Can’t force the DeMSM to acknowledge what they won’t even admit to themselves.
    A possible solution would be to have President Trump ignore, bypass and clean House (pun deliberate) of the DeMSM (WaPo, NYSlime, et al). Populate the WH press corp with online entities such as Pigazette, IOTWReport, 100percentfedup, and other online conservative (real) news sites.

    Wouldn’t THAT make Libtard heads explode.
    And when the DeMSM start to whine, cry, and throw tantrums (Acosta, I’m looking at YOU) about the 1A, just remind them of what the 1A REALLY says, “Congress shall make no law ………. abridging the freedom of speech, or the press……..”
    Then ask them how President Trump has broken the 1A?
    Watch more Libtard heads go ‘splody.

  • April 28, 2019 at 1:26 am
    James F Gemind

    I recall when Hillary chose Kaine for her running mate, and saying how he looked like the guy from Deadpool that was doing the recruiting for Cancer patients to become mutants. I mentioned it to a friend and he started making various memes of Kaine as a child predator, saying ‘I’ve got puppies and candy! And Kittens!’ there was one of him looking out of a bus or train window that was uber-creepy…

    Great work on the eyes on Biden and Cortez. Catching the crazy just right…:)

    • April 29, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      Even moreso because it looks like Biden is channelling McCain.

  • April 28, 2019 at 1:33 am

    Simply begin to reduce the numbers allowed from the major MSM and replace them with journos from conservative media. Reagan did similar, replacing the major media with regional media.

  • April 28, 2019 at 5:55 am
    Delilah T.

    They’re still stuck in 1973, aren’t they? Gee, I hate to tell these lamebrained twits, most of which (not whom as they are robots) weren’t even a bright idea in 1973, that Watergate is OVER and your Gods of the Libertred side are worse scum than Tricky Dick and LBJ combined.

    If these idjit chilluns got what they think they want, they’d be howling and screaming and pawing at the door to run away from it.

  • April 28, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Not just the media, academia is owned by these air headed, globalist, twuts, from kindergarten through grad school. Just as the irs and fbi are now weaponized branches of the left, so is academia. We dont only need to drain tbe swamp we need to purg the land of these vicious critters. Otherwise we’re sunk.

    • April 28, 2019 at 8:53 am
      Delilah T.

      IRS/FBI NOW weaponized? So you never heard of Prohibition and Elliot Ness’s efforts to wipe of Capone’s gin mills and speakeasies? Or IRS revenooers with guns going into the back country in Appalachia and breaking up moonshiners’ stuff?

      What planet have you been living on, Tagg? That’s been going on for decades.

      • April 28, 2019 at 10:55 am

        J. Edgar’s original mission was to clean up the Bureau of Investigation. He did so, but became part of the apparat.

  • April 28, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Today’s strip is quite chilling and quite frankly, no laughing matter!!!
    God help us…

    • April 28, 2019 at 7:49 am

      Now you know how the Jacobins took over the French Revolution, and the Directory followed up with the Terror.

      They couldn’t have done it without a big chunk of the population on their side, armed and willing to “do whatever it takes” to remake France into a socialist/fascist nightmare state. Under the slogan “Liberty- Equality-Fraternity”, which really meant “Let’s Kill Everybody We Don’t Like And Take Their Stuff”.

      Unlike the American Revolution, the French Revolution was basically a sack of France;

      They should think twice before going that route, no matter how orgasmically good it might feel to loot, burn, rape, and then introduce everyone they hate to Madame Guillotine.

      After all, the result for the French revolutionaries was a Corsican artillery officer in their own army turning on them, and ending up as Emperor.

      Three guesses who he unloaded on- and then sent the survivors to have a one-time-each encounter with the National Mistress.

      clear ether


      • April 28, 2019 at 9:41 am
        The Nth Doctor

        Leftists are *always* taken by surprise when, after they succeed in achieving their glorious People’s Revolution, the people they helped put into power turn out to have no further use for them and move to have them eliminated.

        But then, if Leftists could learn from history, they wouldn’t be Leftists.

      • April 28, 2019 at 10:57 am

        Most of the VC were eliminated once the north won.

      • April 28, 2019 at 4:08 pm

        Most of the VC were eliminated in Tet ’68. Contrary to “Uncle Walter”, we won that round.

        After that, our forces were mostly up against NVA regulars, not that Congress or Nixon would admit it.

        The last VC elements that were still active under coherent command were in the Mekong Delta, specifically the “Parrot’s Beak” down near Saigon. And they were pretty much killed off by the U.S. Navy’s Operation SEALORDS
        in 1969-70.

        After ’68, it was a straight fight between South Vietnam and North Vietnam, which the left over here would never admit. Because they wanted a communist victory so bad they could taste it. Which they got in 1975.

        I wasn’t there (too young) but some of my relatives were.

        clear ether


  • April 28, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Just got up, turned on local news, they were running an ABC network piece.

    Massive flooding in Canada around Ottawa, Justin Trudeau is filling a few sandbags with two of his littler potatoes, some woman government minister is explaining how this is Global Warming which causes extreme events in many various areas, I guess like how vulnerable areas are seeing extreme events that have happened for centuries but decades apart so people forget and build in flood plains etc, and mysterious warming like how in winter my back porch thermometer said it was 19°F with frosted car windows but my phone app swore it was 35° because it gets its reading from a nearby airport that worries about tarmac temperature not recording accurate measurements for climate science.

    Did you ever wonder if we’re living in a free-range asylum?

    • April 28, 2019 at 8:04 am

      Meanwhile, the northern Plains States and northern Midwest in the Lower Forty-Eight are bracing for another round of blizzards- in late April.

      The global warming fanatics don’t recognize a pre-ice age pattern when it’s staring them in the face. Or else they don’t want to admit what their own data shows before they fiddle with it prior to public release.

      Their agrarian socialist/feudalist Stone Age Utopia, with them living in castles and everybody else in mud huts, won’t work when world temps fall- as they are doing.

      And Holy Wind and Holy Sun won’t keep anything running. They’ll need nuclear just to keep the lights on.

      Their dreamed-of Hunger Games world can’t survive when the Sun begins shutting down. Which it has been doing for the last sixty years. See IGY 1958-59, “Year of the Quiet Sun”; what, you don’t know the Sun, a G-class Main Sequence star, also happens to be a Cepheid-series variable, just like about 90% of all G-class stars?

      They may yet succeed in killing off 95% of humanity with their “Green New Deal”, which is the genocidal dream of the human-hating deep-ecologists come true.

      But it’s very doubtful that they’ll survive the results themselves. Less due to the weather than due to what the survivors will do to them in return.

      Incidentally, just on the grounds of being prepared, expect most of those survivors to be military. Everywhere.

      And a soldier who has had to see his family starve or freeze to death as a result of the “enlightened” policies of his “betters” may just decide to do something to those “betters”.

      As they say, payback’s a bitch.

      clear ether


      • April 28, 2019 at 8:19 am
        Delilah T.

        Facing another round? I have two inches of snow in my yard and on my front steps. The sun is up and shining and will melt it before noon. I refuse to shovel any more of that s**t until November! There’s more snow to the west, yes, but it’s hitting a socket of warmer air and will probably be rain by the time it gets here.

        The last glacial maximum ended somewhere between 22,000 and 18,ooo years ago, We started civilization then. so why are we so much less civilized now? The Sun has been in a solar minimum off and on since it spooked solar physicists in 2006. Now it’s full-on minimum. If Winter comes early in my “kingdom”, I’ll speak up.

        I’d rather see these bozos walled up in cities as in “Soylent Green”, feeding on each other while the rest of us ration what they get and live it up out here in the sticks. 🙂 Thanks for listening.

      • April 28, 2019 at 9:01 am

        As mentioned in Alas, Babylon, one of the first groups to go when civilization collapses will be diabetics when they can’t get their insulin and other meds and supplies. People are being trained to go meatless and reject even fish and eggs and milk, and refusing “fatty” nutrient-rich organ meats has long been in fashion, so the ever-expanding pool of diabetics and “pre diabetics” is sorely prepared to survive low-to-no carb.

        Then comes organ donor recipients and HIV/AIDS patients who depend on their drug cocktails. So three groups most likely to support socialized medicine and financial support due to ongoing needs will go away somewhat quickly when encroaching socialism finally kills its Western Civilization host.

      • April 28, 2019 at 9:23 am
        Delilah T.

        I never refuse beef, chicken, eggs, tuna & salmon, or cheese (milk products) – EVER!!!! Or chocolate.

        Anyone besides me think that maybe some space aliens have infiltrated the political scene so that when a conflict starts, they will bump each other off? (We can just get out of the way and watch, you know.)

      • April 28, 2019 at 12:32 pm

        Delilah, better yet we can sell PPV of the whole thing and pay off the national debt! Talk about unscripted reality TV! (Well, some will be scripted, or rather the narrative will be scripted, just like it has been for decades.)

      • April 28, 2019 at 1:05 pm
        Delilah T.

        DCE, I like that idea. I also cook!

      • April 28, 2019 at 4:09 pm

        In that case, as a type 2-A, I’m pretty much fucked.

        clear ether


      • April 28, 2019 at 5:39 pm

        And anyone needing emergency angioplasty, or they have implanted medical devices and take blood thinners.

        Although Dr. Atkins was able to wean diabetics off a lot or all of their meds, on a diet so low in carbs (20g/day or less in initial phase) your body doesn’t need insulin to fight the post-meal glucose surge that doesn’t happen. Increased insulin sensitivity also happened over time.

      • April 28, 2019 at 3:16 pm

        “…on the grounds of being prepared, expect most of those survivors to be military.”

        No sir.

        Mil-spec prepared though, and believe me when I say there are a lot who are, many times the number of actual military. Proud to say I helped quite a number of them reach that level of prep over the years. They are understandably and advisedly quiet about it, but they are there and they are ready if the S does indeed HTF.

      • April 28, 2019 at 6:26 pm

        I should qualify that by responding to eon’s noteworthy afterthought “Everywhere.”

        It’s sometimes easy for us to forget that many places -most places- do not have the inalienable right to the tools of self-defense. Which is precisely why the leftist would-be overlords so desperately want to be like those places.

        “It’s for the children”? Bullshit. They don’t give a rat’s ass about that and delight in dancing in the blood of the innocent and unarmed…right AOC?

        No, it’s their own protection they are worried about. And rightfully so. Defend your right to defend. To the death if need be…because otherwise death will come anyway. How do you choose to go out, in a blaze of glory or with a whimper?

        That was a good and instructive addition eon. Sorry I missed it.

    • April 28, 2019 at 11:49 am

      Did they show the bit where a pissed off local told Trudeau the Younger and his security detail to get out of the way as he wanted sandbags to prevent his home from flooding? And Trudeau chirping backing about the guy not being neighbourly after complaining about how frustrating it is having security… I’m sure those officers were delighted to hear that.

      The government rep was like Environment Minister Catherine “Climate Barbie” McKenna, a Climate Change Cultist who is about as vapid as it possible to be and still remain capable of walking & talking…

      The sad part is the mainstream media, after briefly reporting on the major corruption scandal Trudeau the Younger was directly involved in, seems to have gone back to their usual tactics…

      To quote Sargon, they’re nothing but dirty dirty smear merchants.

  • April 28, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Never let a good crisis go to waste.

    Ocasio-Cortez Uses Synagogue Shooting To Push Gun Control Bill

    The 19-yr old shooter was inspired by the Christchurch mosque shooter and likewise is an anti-Trump radical, whom he called a “Zionist, Jew-loving, anti-White, traitorous c[*]cksucker”, trying to prod gun confiscation ahead of a race or whatever war, according to an “open letter” found online at 8chan, where he said “I am not a useless, spineless coward so no-I am not a conservative.” The “manifesto” has been described as just sh*tposting.

    And the “AR style weapon” apparently jammed or something indicating a lack of familiarity.

    So while this seemed like a nice juicy target for AOC to pounce on, it and Christchurch and the 1997 Congressional softball field shooting are all getting memory holed together to preserve the greater narrative. Wait for your marching orders next time, darling.

  • April 28, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Man, such a multi-culti target rich environment in today’s expanded installment of the DBD Chronicles.

    Rich old squinty-eyed (nailed it Chris) white frustrated sexual predator dude who loves yet pretends to hate everything his privileged (hate that the term has been appropriated but I won’t let them take my good words as they properly apply) existence who can’t understand why the proles won’t embrace (heh) him as they did the One he served and emulates.

    A dead-accurate laundry list of the destructive elements that are not only embraced by the 50% but by virtue of their breeding and de-education actually *are* the 50%, with more to come to attain an insurmountable critical mass

    Reference to originator of using twisted means to turn brother against brother to attain the ends of perpetual power and control. But this time it is to turn sister against sister in the effort by old-school socialists to contain and restrain virulent and militant new versions of itself from stealing the support of that 50% to seize the throne. It is a battle between evil and eviler to determine how quickly who/what will lead their entitled 50+ % into the real war that will determine whether the greatest power the world has ever seen will survive or be looted and pillaged into oblivion.

    • April 28, 2019 at 11:02 am

      35 For I have come to set a man against his father,
      and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law;
      36 and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household.
      37 Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me;
      38 and whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me.

      – Matthew 10:35-38 NSRV

      Remember that although the socialist/capitalist fighting is important, ultimately it’s kids fighting over who rules the sandbox. Don’t lose sight of what’s most important.

      • April 28, 2019 at 11:50 am

        It is the attainment of the insurmountable critical mass that I referenced -with raw numbers if they successfully dismantle the structure of the EC- that is most important. Everything else will be rendered moot.

      • April 28, 2019 at 12:15 pm

        “insurmountable critical mass”

        Existence is cycles. Like predator/prey, their demands will get unsustainable, civilization will collapse, and they’ll be at the top of the list for the subsequent die off. The Great Reset won’t be pretty, but like non-aggression pacts we will end up worsening the result by trying for a “balance” that lets them get stronger and bolder. Don’t appease, don’t capitulate, and don’t let them get to claim that we shot first.

  • April 28, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Existence is cycles.

    Right. Climate too.

    And elections, as in the context of the ‘toon.

    Kinda talking in those terms and not the next ice age.

    Their demands are unsustainable but their methods are more parasitic than predatory, still equally deadly in the long run if not curtailed before that critical mass is reached. Stop immigration and the interminable consumption of our culture and values before it’s too late. Peacefully if possible.

    But shoot when you have to if it comes to that.

  • April 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Forgot to mention that Pelosi is going to need a lot more of those padded rooms at the Crazy Eyes Hotel to accomodate and contain all of the crazy.

    And she might want to keep a suite for her and Joe too…co-ed maybe, she won’t mind the hands-on I think, as she probably hasn’t been touched in years.

  • April 28, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Ocasio-Cortez On Illegal Immigrants: ‘I Don’t Care If You’re Documented Or You’re Undocumented’

    “He is creating undocumented populations in the United States, and then they’re being targeted, and their rights are being targeted,” Ocasio-Cortez said of the president.

    By letting illegals into this country, and not keeping them evenly dispersed, isolated, and vulnerable but instead releasing them “among their own” in population centers, Orange Man Bad.

    So keeping illegals out so those populations don’t form at all is a good thing?

  • April 28, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    a bit fewer comments,they r good but it’s becoming the kadaka forum,thnx

  • April 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    This was recorded in 1985. Look at where we are today, overall.

  • April 28, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Has anyone done water quality checks for contaminants in the districts these Crazies are from? Or maybe they need to check the water in the Swamp to make sure there aren’t any additives which are exacerbating underlying mental conditions. Or maybe the coffee bar is handing out some augmented brews.



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