Real Big Guns.


  • October 9, 2021 at 12:06 am

    Politics ~ The left wing and right wing belong to the same bird.

    • October 9, 2021 at 12:08 am
      Too Tall

      And it’s a flightless, sterile turkey.

      • October 9, 2021 at 8:28 am

        That’s gold right there.

      • October 9, 2021 at 1:43 pm
        Roland Deshain

        More like a dodo! It just does not know it is extinct yet.

  • October 9, 2021 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Door number 3, I want door number 3 ….

    I mean 1,2, and 4 represent progress, but not like door number 3.

  • October 9, 2021 at 12:15 am

    Wasn’t sure what to expect tonight. Q’d up Dylan’s Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts. It’s working…

  • October 9, 2021 at 12:21 am
    William Henry

    She’s just another big steaming pile in D.C.

    The only one worse would be old chuckles schumer… ( If only his family had stayed in Germany for that special train ride and the relaxing shower afterwards ).

    • October 9, 2021 at 3:12 am

      Hey… a free train ride, a free shower. free smallpox blankets, a free vaxx, free health care in Tuskegee… who said your government doesn’t luv you?

  • October 9, 2021 at 12:23 am
    Too Tall

    To JTC:

    Hard to say if Chicago was more distressed at coming in fourth place yesterday in your list of cities with year over year homicide increases in 2021, or the fact that Biden* apparently thinks Mayor Groot is a guy, but ….

    The ferals managed to shoot and wound 11 in less than four hours today in Chiraq. Must be all about civic pride.

    • October 9, 2021 at 12:50 am

      Let da yoots have dere fun.

      None of them look like Mia.
      Make of that fact and my lack of empathy for them what you will.

      More concerning, as touched upon re the list, is the new invitees/and participants in the fun and games are being seeded into towns like yours and mine, and their activities will be far less intramural.

      Arm and train your selves and esp your women.

    • October 9, 2021 at 1:36 am

      They’re trying to come up with ways to lower crime stats: Chicago Prosecutor Drops Charges In Gang Shooting, Claiming Mutual Combat

      • October 9, 2021 at 1:48 am

        I’m kinda okay with that. Long as they’re shooting each other, it’s sort of a self-solving problem.

        Innocents die, throw the shooters in a deep, dark hole. They just whack each other, issue fresh ammo and call it a day.

      • October 9, 2021 at 9:20 am
        The 300

        Except they’re not all just shooting each other, that’s what was happening back in the 90s when the murder rate was about where it is now. NOW, they’re shooting people on the Dan Ryan, which closes down the main N/S highway going through the city and killing people in the loop, on the Gold Coast and in other scattered neighborhoods throughout the city. While Englewood and Austin districts still get the majority of the homicides, the mayhem has become more widespread in what used to be considered safe neighborhoods.

        Just this week, there was a firefight involving 5 gangbangers that was caught on video. The execrable Soros supported Cook County State’s Attorney, Kim Foxx, she of “Jussie Smollett did nothing wrong” fame let all those guys off with no charges and no bail. Claimed she couldn’t make a case against them with the evidence on hand. This was so egregious that even Intersectional Mayor Groot went after her for it.

      • October 9, 2021 at 1:49 am

        The folks in Chicago, Portland and the other liberal cities and states deserve what they get. They voted those ass-wipes in and will probably vote democrat again. You can’t fix stupid.
        In God I trust, all others pay cash.

      • October 9, 2021 at 11:47 am
        Neanderthal JSStryker

        Rule 303 fixes stupidity permanently.

      • October 9, 2021 at 6:35 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        And its corollary, Rule 308.

      • October 9, 2021 at 9:49 am
  • October 9, 2021 at 1:59 am

    We the people have got to figure out how to get term limits on those in the house and senate. These stuck in the mud lifers are killing our country. A senator’s term of office is six years and approximately one-third of the total membership of the Senate is elected every two years. Give the House the same deal. That way no one could be there over 12 years and must leave.

    • October 9, 2021 at 2:04 am

      Meant to also state that there would be a two term limit

    • October 9, 2021 at 12:31 pm

      “We the people have got to figure out how” — Perhaps a lot of problems would get solved by first figuring out how to get our votes properly counted.

      • October 9, 2021 at 10:54 pm

        In seeing everything that has come out with this last fraud election, it just cemented in my mind the reason why the incumbent usually keeps their jobs. The only way they seem to be ousted is if their opponents totally crush them and they weren’t able to cheat enough, or their own party needed them gone.
        I believe Trump probably won the popular vote against Hillary by a large margin, until the fraud numbers gave her the boost.

  • October 9, 2021 at 2:05 am

    Btw Chris got your letter today and Thank You.

    • October 9, 2021 at 8:02 am

      Same here, Chris.
      Thanks and here’s to another successful year at Rancho DD!

      Zar Belk!

      • October 9, 2021 at 12:48 pm

        Likewise. Nice art work, great sentiments, and, as always, thoughts to think. Thanks.

    • October 9, 2021 at 11:51 am
      John D. Egbert

      likewise — and a big Thanks.

    • October 9, 2021 at 1:54 pm
      Roland Deshain

      I forgot about it, so mine was a nice surprise. Thanks CM!

  • October 9, 2021 at 2:06 am

    Mutual Combat shouldn’t be a criminal charge or at most a misdemeanor. If two thugs want to go at it, have fun. As long as you don’t endanger bystanders, innocent or not. Just do it in the early evening so normal people can get some sleep. Put them on pay per view, there are football stadiums empty most of every year that would be reasonably safe locations for the uninvolved, the proceeds could pay for the funerals of the losers.

  • October 9, 2021 at 2:35 am

    Wonder if that citizen in San Fran that was dropping brownies in Nan’s driveway got out on work release yet. I’d like to air drop my sceptic tank (about 1800 gals.) into her back yard and I’m going to need some navigation aid from him to make sure ground zero is dead on. Don’t want any “friendly fire” or collateral damage to occur.

  • October 9, 2021 at 3:08 am

    Holy crap, headline #2 is actually true! I thought it was a joke!
    I haven’t found anything on the web that supports #1 yet, though.

    • October 9, 2021 at 8:56 am

      Oh, piss on it…

    • October 9, 2021 at 9:28 am

      #1 is true also.

      • October 9, 2021 at 11:21 am
        The Nth Doctor

        Could you provide a link to where you found that one? ‘Cause I can’t seem to find anything about it either. It’d be nice to think that *someone* in Oz is finally displaying a scintilla of logic and common sense…

      • October 9, 2021 at 11:51 am

        Australia’s in 4- 5 provinces, I think, New South Wales, etc. One of those dropped the mandates when the truckers starved them out last week.

      • October 9, 2021 at 2:01 pm
        Roland Deshain

        Wouldn’t it be great if we got something organized like that here? They pay absolutely no attention when millions of people show up. They claim it’s an insurrection.

      • October 9, 2021 at 6:30 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

        I was wondering what became of that Oz truckers’ strike. Thx for the update.

        Soooooo…….that’s making me think the same COULD work here in the insurrectionist colonies. Different scale for people, time and distances……but it it COULD work.

      • October 9, 2021 at 11:52 pm

        Somebody tell me what is the master plan whereby we will starve our own “insurrectionist colonies” by shutting down commerce and delivery of goods?

        I mean they’ve got dozens of loaded container ships stranded for weeks offshore with no offloading and transport, already doing the work of the devil and Biden, and we are going to help him do that? Help?

  • October 9, 2021 at 5:29 am

    I got to steal that Kansas line. I am good at evoking the glassy eye’d stare when i go off on vaccinations, immunology, and people’s political anus. Maybe I could get a custom imprint toilet paper for the finale ……

  • October 9, 2021 at 7:41 am

    Love the Kansas house aside!

  • October 9, 2021 at 7:42 am

    Don’t get my hopes like that(Concerning Pelosi)…

    • October 9, 2021 at 11:50 am

      I indulge in fantasies like Pelosi becoming POTUS just in time for the new House of Representatives to elect DJT to be Speaker.
      Then The Donald successfully impeaches Pelosi and the Senate _convicts_.

  • October 9, 2021 at 9:52 am
  • October 9, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    OH GOD! The Poor House has been Damaged and Contaminated with Corruption.

  • October 9, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Life today… a mix of happy & sad ~



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