Children, Family, Men & Women, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Too Tall Dec 29 2020 at 12:06 am Every parent deserves at least one child just like them. Wood Dec 29 2020 at 9:31 am You shut your mouth! Too late, my comeuppance is already at hand. My little boy is one hardheaded little hammerhead, and I’ve got 3 daughters, one of whom really butts heads with her mother. Too Tall Dec 29 2020 at 1:11 pm The days can be long, but the years are way too short. My wife and I are blessed with a son and two daughters, now successful adults. They learned more from what we did than what we said. Someday, you will experience the joy of one of them saying or doing something, then turning and looking at you and saying (with a mixture of pride and horror): “I’ve become just like my Dad (or Mom)!” Merle Dec 29 2020 at 12:15 am young girls spreading their wings is not the problem. spreading their legs is……. JTC Dec 29 2020 at 10:56 am Haven’t you ever listened to that old Rod Stewart song? Let’s hope young Javier hasn’t, or “tonight’s the night” will have a whole ‘nother meaning for him at the hands of Zed and/or Damon. Blasternaz Dec 29 2020 at 4:13 pm RAH, in I believe, Time Enough for Love, “daughters, in such a hurry to grow tall, so they can lie down and be short” … President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Dec 29 2020 at 12:16 am “Because I’m older, and you’re younger”, might work. Somehow I don’t think, “Because I said so” would work well with strong willed children like Kiko and Mari. JTC Dec 29 2020 at 12:51 am Yeah those other “things” do present their own complications. But Javie best not try playing chicken with Zed, if he wants to keep his “chicken”… Punta Gorda Dec 29 2020 at 12:56 am Chicken run blast-o rama. (It’s a White Zombie song title) Kafiroon Dec 29 2020 at 12:56 am Around here, especially at the beaches, but even in town, the young female types wear cut-off shorts… Umm Very short. I’m waiting for them just to wear the belt band on them with the rest cut off. Any law against ‘just looking’ while in public? If they do not want you to look, why Never Mind. JTC Dec 29 2020 at 11:02 am Can’t necessarily say they want you -or me- to look although maybe some with twisted daddy issues might. But they sure as hell put it all out there in the public domain…you would think those buttless bikinis would be illegal for tweens. JimV Dec 29 2020 at 11:19 am Long ago in a mall far away, I encountered a girl of perhaps 16 with perhaps 3 friends. She was wearing Daisy Dukes with the top button open, and a white, cotton, loose top that was transparent anywhere near a light. In short she was amazing. Without thinking about it I stopped and stared. The young lady walked over, bobbies bobbling as she walked, and said in an accusing tone… “You are staring” Taken aback, I responded “And you, my dear, are advertising…and thank you!” Her friends broke up followed by the very well designed teen. interventor Dec 29 2020 at 1:01 am Best answer from Mom is, I choose a stable, responsible man. Not, a drooling teenager. Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 1:04 am Time for Auntie Naomi to give lessons on protecting themselves up close and personal. And maybe a trip down to the local crisis center. GWB Dec 29 2020 at 10:36 am I assume you mean Crisis Pregnancy Center. Get them to volunteer down there a couple of weekends. Anyone else remember the old “Scared Straight” programs? Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 1:30 pm Also include the Sexual Assault Center. Never become prey. Punta Gorda Dec 29 2020 at 10:50 pm Which is why tools such as firearms were invented. To level the playing field. It’s much easier for a 115 lb female to convince a 190 lb male that “no” means NO. Pamela Dec 30 2020 at 12:02 am A well placed kick to the groin and nose works too. Been there done that. Punta Gorda Dec 29 2020 at 8:12 pm “Sweet Lucy was a dancer, But none of us would chance her, Because she was a samurai…” Deep Purple “Knocking at your door” A valid observation then, just as valid as it is now. A girl has to have self defense skills. Too Tall Dec 29 2020 at 1:06 am Perhaps the most important talk a father can have with his daughter. Pete231 Dec 29 2020 at 1:07 am I understand that that good ol’ aspirin is handy form of feminine birth control. Just hand them a Bayer and tell them to place it between their knees. Then, while grasping said med with the knees, then tell them not to drop it. Problem solved… Merle Dec 29 2020 at 1:28 am that is BS, my oldest son is proof of that!!!~ Mike-SMO Dec 29 2020 at 1:58 am I agreed with my late wife. Glad we had boys. It wasn’t easy, but easier….. Larry J Dec 29 2020 at 9:08 am My daughter-in-law is the oldest of three girls. Both times she was pregnant, she said she wanted a boy. “Girls are too much drama!” She has two sons. Not easy, but easier. epador Dec 29 2020 at 4:15 am Two pouting females. They say these things come in threes… Halley Dec 29 2020 at 4:48 am Her generation must not let #MeToo and feminazis ruin their sex lives. Lucius Severus Pertinax Dec 29 2020 at 6:56 am One would THINK Mari and Kiko are more than smart enough to handle the boys. But then …the mind of a Teenage Girl is unpredictable as nitroglycerin Tango Dec 29 2020 at 7:27 am Yes… but of course, that’s assuming they don’t want boys to notice them. And Javier is a handsome boy. Dread Dec 29 2020 at 8:24 am I’m still not sure what particular game of chicken mom and dad are talking about. The Hooters talk? Maybe the “doing it” isn’t doing “IT”. Chris muir Dec 29 2020 at 9:30 am It’s about dressing! Too Tall Dec 29 2020 at 9:35 am Nailed it!| Halley Dec 29 2020 at 9:56 am Green Goddesss, Honey Mustard, Ranch, Creamy Balsamic, French? Chris Muir Dec 29 2020 at 10:47 am Dior. Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 1:32 pm She’s wearing Dior? At her age. Must have gone outlet shopping. Scott Bieser Dec 29 2020 at 9:46 am When Kiko and Mari turn 18 this strip might get really wild. John Dec 29 2020 at 10:21 am Maybe even sooner. The age of consent in Texas is 17. GWB Dec 29 2020 at 10:34 am More important what the age of consent is in Zed’s house…. Too Tall Dec 29 2020 at 1:05 pm WORD! Punta Gorda Dec 29 2020 at 8:13 pm DING!!! JIMV Dec 29 2020 at 7:31 pm 16 in Europe…The USA is the only place in the developed world that treats adults as kiddies JTC Dec 29 2020 at 11:06 am Bearing in mind the time warp at the DD, that could be a lot sooner than we think…I mean look at what has already happened to those sweet innocent babies in the last year alone! jeff talbut Dec 29 2020 at 11:42 am Girls don’t do that to “get the boys”, they do it be “prettier/more popular” than the other girls. It’s always a competition for attention with other women from that point on, “Am I prettier than her? Who do you like better…me or her?”…even if there are no men around they do it with clothes, shoes, nails, hair….makeup….surgery. Constantly comparing themselves to other women and every “perfect purchase” is a Trophy, every compliment and/or envious/jealous glance a battle ribbon. A couple of years ago Skye cut and dyed her hair red and tried to pass her self off as Sam for Zeds attentions…but it was never about Zed. JTC Dec 29 2020 at 7:35 pm @jeff, do you have teen girls or just analyze them? Thinking it’s the latter as you could not be more wrong in completely misunderstanding and misinterpreting their behavior, as the voo-doo science of psychology almost always does. Unless and until the “education” and “social” systems in this country wreak the “changes” they seek and their media claims, girls absolutely do everything they do in pursuit of the attention of the opposite sex, and while all the preening you mention may be aimed at other girls it is only as it pertains to competition for the boys. Just like God intended. Halley Dec 29 2020 at 11:51 am Speaking of chicken – (“The sun isn’t yellow, it’s chicken!” – Bob Dylan) we could very well be witnessing the death of the GOP in these dark weeks, as almost to a man they morph from elephants to cowardly, feckless mice, bending over in submission to the utterly corrupt MSM, content to hand The Very Republic over to The Mob (sponsored by the CCP), with nary a whimper in protest. They are toast, and the MAGA majority will never forget this. WayneM Dec 29 2020 at 12:12 pm In a way, it’s surprising they’ve lasted as long as they did but the swamp was deep & wide… many repulsive critters… their labels are irrelevant. Chris muir Dec 29 2020 at 12:44 pm Good riddance to them they were designed to bleed off our votes so the uniparty could do whatever it wanted, for 121 years now. Think if there was a party that represented America! Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 1:35 pm So who and where are their balls being used to play billiards … Halley Dec 29 2020 at 1:53 pm … or lacrosse (assuming there were any of the little critters left after the DC Dim Sum brunch…) Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 2:07 pm The Shoes are DROPPING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDXVo-OKeQ&feature=emb_logo Roland Deshain Dec 29 2020 at 3:04 pm Only 16,000 views. That number needs to be in the millions. Let’s spread it far and wide. CDR 215 Dec 29 2020 at 5:23 pm As of 1625 today, it is 625,000+ views. Coeurmaeghan Dec 29 2020 at 4:13 pm In all previous ‘terror’ attacks using explosives, the type used has almost immediately been stated by the ‘authorities’. No such word has been issued as far as I am aware. Sorry to bring Nashville into this discussion of chickens and wings, but I also wonder how this person of interest who was coincidentally killed in the explosion, could amass such an amount of explosives causing such devastation. No word on that either but I’m sure that the fibbies are working on it, right? Right? RIGHT? Kafiroon Dec 29 2020 at 4:33 pm You said it: “the fibbies are working on it”. They are busy using marketing polls right now to see how well their lies will fly. Pamela Dec 29 2020 at 7:07 pm Poker, Cribbage or Bridge…. epador Dec 30 2020 at 12:04 am His “girlfriend” reported him building bombs in his RV in 2019. Steve Dec 29 2020 at 9:13 pm All part of the ongoing effort to legalize and normalize pedophilia, and every other form of perversion the Left has resorted to in search of that next thrill. About the only good thing about it is that some of them are smart enough to realize what a trap they’ve built and strolled into … Steve Dec 29 2020 at 9:19 pm Dang it, that was supposed to be in reply to JTC @ 11:02 am 12/29. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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