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  • May 23, 2021 at 12:07 am
    Big Jim

    Holy Crap all bad; bless’ Toly…

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  • May 23, 2021 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Nobody knows the troubles Zed hasn’t seen….

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  • May 23, 2021 at 12:12 am
    ExNuke

    He ain’t seen trouble yet. But I bet he does have a Chrome Plated Shotgun suitable for a formal wedding.

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    • May 23, 2021 at 12:51 am
      Fox2!

      “The wedding was
      A formal one
      Her papa had
      A white shotgun

      Something about a blonde, bourbon, and a straw.

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      • May 23, 2021 at 9:14 am
        Caved1ver01

        …Now I have a mother-in-law
        And 13 kids who call me paw
        The message of the story is clear
        Instead of bourbon, stick to beer…

      • May 23, 2021 at 11:27 am
        John

        A Jodie from Basic Training.
        Just shows how warped I am to wax nostalgic for 9 weeks of torture.

      • May 23, 2021 at 12:44 pm
        Brent Dotson

        Damn, That takes me back to Marine Corps training.

        The prettiest girl I ever saw
        was sipping bourbon through a straw
        I Picked her up, I laid her down
        Her long blonde hair lay on the ground.

        Haven’t thought about that in almost 50 years.

  • May 23, 2021 at 12:12 am
    DogByte6RER

    The safety’s off … spray and pray!

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  • May 23, 2021 at 12:38 am
    Kafiroon

    Re-Sam’s comment: ‘Riding herd’

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    • May 23, 2021 at 8:53 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      “……on a pair of heifers.”

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  • May 23, 2021 at 1:16 am
    Bren

    When my youngest daughter was 15, she… bloomed. Got a lot of attention at my game store from the ill-bred louts who were my customers. I hung a pump 12ga, my favorite T-handled spade, and a picture of my 4×4 truck over the counter, along with a map of Wyoming with the legend “Nothing mutch” emblazoned across it. the leering stopped, but my daughter became upset for some reason.

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  • May 23, 2021 at 1:37 am

    Like momma, like daughter? Hoo, boy, tryin’ to give Toly a heart attack, in sterio…. as if Naomi being a trained Isreali death-dealer ain’t enough.. I’d say the girls are ready for the Ol’ Swinnin’ Hole this summer!

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    • May 23, 2021 at 3:51 pm
      JTC

      Read that appropriately red silhouette panel blurb as “…you get a man shot, you got trouble.”

      Then I heard Garth, “Po’ boy’s in the graveyard, Papa’s in the pen”.

      Yup, that could happen. Proper warning Sam, you
      keep that kid in restraint holsters for a bit longer…but do not teach this particular lesson by example if you please.

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  • May 23, 2021 at 2:05 am
    John M.

    That bottom Kiko had on looked more like a “Bonny Blue” than a “Stars ‘n Stripes.”

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    • May 23, 2021 at 11:18 am
      DanC

      Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!!

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  • May 23, 2021 at 2:14 am
    Calvin

    Kids! The reason we can’t have nice things.

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  • May 23, 2021 at 3:03 am
    Pamela

    All that needs to be said is “We have a great Taxidermist for projects.
    Keep looking at the Girls that way and you’ll end up being next.”

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  • May 23, 2021 at 5:26 am
    eon

    “Daughters are God’s punishment of you for having once been a teenage boy.”

    -Tom Clancy.

    clear ether

    eon

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  • May 23, 2021 at 7:02 am

    “….That book by Nabokov!”

    Apropos…..

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  • May 23, 2021 at 8:46 am
    Paladin

    Hooo-Boy! How old are the “”twins” saposto be now? Cartoon space time continuum is different than ours.

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    • May 23, 2021 at 8:59 am
      MasterDiver

      Obviously, old ENOUGH!

      Zar Belk!

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    • May 23, 2021 at 10:11 am
      Chris Muir

      15 in our years, but pushing 18 in toon world.

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  • May 23, 2021 at 9:30 am
    Daniel Schwartz

    I’ll be in my bunk.

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    • May 23, 2021 at 12:18 pm
      Pamela

      You better be under 18 or Mom is going to spank. Which is extra.

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  • May 23, 2021 at 2:58 pm
    Oldarmourer

    Kind of glad we had boys, with boys you only have to keep an eye on one dick,
    with girls you have to keep a close watch on every one in town…

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    • May 23, 2021 at 9:27 pm
      John M.

      Oh, the stories I could tell about a daughter with seven older brothers and step brothers, all of whom had been trained to protect their baby sister at all costs…

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      • May 26, 2021 at 12:08 am
        Punta Gorda

        HAH!…

        I’m a transplant to Florida. Originally a Mississippian. (Jackson turned into a cesspool)

        But observation of the new digs is revealing. Non beach locals tend to visit nearby rivers and lakes to do their swimming. It keeps the budding teenage girls away from the predatory shitbags on the beach. Even if one goes to those spots…he’s gonna have to deal with her kin, her classmates, and dad with his buddies.

  • May 23, 2021 at 4:48 pm
    Halley

    So….. how did Kate Upton’s genes get into Sam’s family?

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  • May 23, 2021 at 7:35 pm
    mac

    Chris,

    Nice drawing! All I can say is that a girl with “guns” like Kiko’s would be one incredibly persuasive weapon! A set like that might not drive a man crazy–but they could sure inspire him to find his way there!

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  • May 23, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    So…

    What the hell is ‘Toly doing in Sam’s drawers?

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    • May 24, 2021 at 10:27 am
      Arkay

      Walk-in closet, not drawers…

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