Children, Communication, Family, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Big Jim May 23 2021 at 12:07 am Holy Crap all bad; bless’ Toly… Too Tall May 23 2021 at 12:08 am Nobody knows the troubles Zed hasn’t seen…. ExNuke May 23 2021 at 12:12 am He ain’t seen trouble yet. But I bet he does have a Chrome Plated Shotgun suitable for a formal wedding. Fox2! May 23 2021 at 12:51 am “The wedding was A formal one Her papa had A white shotgun Something about a blonde, bourbon, and a straw. Caved1ver01 May 23 2021 at 9:14 am …Now I have a mother-in-law And 13 kids who call me paw The message of the story is clear Instead of bourbon, stick to beer… John May 23 2021 at 11:27 am A Jodie from Basic Training. Just shows how warped I am to wax nostalgic for 9 weeks of torture. Brent Dotson May 23 2021 at 12:44 pm Damn, That takes me back to Marine Corps training. The prettiest girl I ever saw was sipping bourbon through a straw I Picked her up, I laid her down Her long blonde hair lay on the ground. Haven’t thought about that in almost 50 years. DogByte6RER May 23 2021 at 12:12 am The safety’s off … spray and pray! Kafiroon May 23 2021 at 12:38 am Re-Sam’s comment: ‘Riding herd’ President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight May 23 2021 at 8:53 am “……on a pair of heifers.” Bren May 23 2021 at 1:16 am When my youngest daughter was 15, she… bloomed. Got a lot of attention at my game store from the ill-bred louts who were my customers. I hung a pump 12ga, my favorite T-handled spade, and a picture of my 4×4 truck over the counter, along with a map of Wyoming with the legend “Nothing mutch” emblazoned across it. the leering stopped, but my daughter became upset for some reason. John T. Block May 23 2021 at 1:37 am Like momma, like daughter? Hoo, boy, tryin’ to give Toly a heart attack, in sterio…. as if Naomi being a trained Isreali death-dealer ain’t enough.. I’d say the girls are ready for the Ol’ Swinnin’ Hole this summer! JTC May 23 2021 at 3:51 pm Read that appropriately red silhouette panel blurb as “…you get a man shot, you got trouble.” Then I heard Garth, “Po’ boy’s in the graveyard, Papa’s in the pen”. Yup, that could happen. Proper warning Sam, you keep that kid in restraint holsters for a bit longer…but do not teach this particular lesson by example if you please. John M. May 23 2021 at 2:05 am That bottom Kiko had on looked more like a “Bonny Blue” than a “Stars ‘n Stripes.” DanC May 23 2021 at 11:18 am Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!! Calvin May 23 2021 at 2:14 am Kids! The reason we can’t have nice things. Pamela May 23 2021 at 3:03 am All that needs to be said is “We have a great Taxidermist for projects. Keep looking at the Girls that way and you’ll end up being next.” eon May 23 2021 at 5:26 am “Daughters are God’s punishment of you for having once been a teenage boy.” -Tom Clancy. clear ether eon Hardthought May 23 2021 at 7:02 am “….That book by Nabokov!” Apropos….. Paladin May 23 2021 at 8:46 am Hooo-Boy! How old are the “”twins” saposto be now? Cartoon space time continuum is different than ours. MasterDiver May 23 2021 at 8:59 am Obviously, old ENOUGH! Zar Belk! Chris Muir May 23 2021 at 10:11 am 15 in our years, but pushing 18 in toon world. Daniel Schwartz May 23 2021 at 9:30 am I’ll be in my bunk. Pamela May 23 2021 at 12:18 pm You better be under 18 or Mom is going to spank. Which is extra. Oldarmourer May 23 2021 at 2:58 pm Kind of glad we had boys, with boys you only have to keep an eye on one dick, with girls you have to keep a close watch on every one in town… John M. May 23 2021 at 9:27 pm Oh, the stories I could tell about a daughter with seven older brothers and step brothers, all of whom had been trained to protect their baby sister at all costs… Punta Gorda May 26 2021 at 12:08 am HAH!… I’m a transplant to Florida. Originally a Mississippian. (Jackson turned into a cesspool) But observation of the new digs is revealing. Non beach locals tend to visit nearby rivers and lakes to do their swimming. It keeps the budding teenage girls away from the predatory shitbags on the beach. Even if one goes to those spots…he’s gonna have to deal with her kin, her classmates, and dad with his buddies. Halley May 23 2021 at 4:48 pm So….. how did Kate Upton’s genes get into Sam’s family? cb May 23 2021 at 7:48 pm Ahh, Kate, the girl with Girls: https://www.courant.com/resizer/NwuiPdFCDR97fh7m8SHRVRSftIA=/1200×0/top/www.trbimg.com/img-58a4762d/turbine/os-sp-kate-upton-si-swimsuit-cover-0215 mac May 23 2021 at 7:35 pm Chris, Nice drawing! All I can say is that a girl with “guns” like Kiko’s would be one incredibly persuasive weapon! A set like that might not drive a man crazy–but they could sure inspire him to find his way there! Neanderthal JTC May 23 2021 at 9:31 pm So… What the hell is ‘Toly doing in Sam’s drawers? Arkay May 24 2021 at 10:27 am Walk-in closet, not drawers… Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.