Oh shit. Greyhounds and smarmy ESQ’s ain’t no match for pissed off redhead mama’s and redhot Tabasco’s. This oughta be good.
Swansonic
Apr 04 2019 at 12:07 am
Beat me by a nose!
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Apr 04 2019 at 2:41 am
Build the Wall. Build it with a 10 foot chain-link fence behind it. Fill the intervening space with coils and coils of stainless-steel Razor Wire.
If they are dumb enough to climb over and then fall in, we will pull them out…..Sometime…..Maybe.
Those bastard Democrats want children dragged through razor wire. They would not have the laws enacted and the traitorous assistance to the people to be invaders of the USA. every person doing the enemies’ causes is an invader.
Better they be put in Obama “cages.” The real ones, not the faked impression photo angle, or the photoshopped Trump magazine cover, and such.
Swansonic
Apr 04 2019 at 12:06 am
For a change, something good will happen after that phrase has been uttered….
A. You used square-bracketed BBCode (bulletin board), this site uses HTML.
B. <img> is not an allowed HTML tag here, which is good practice for Mr. Muir as comments post instantly without moderation. Keeps trolls from posting disturbing images then using the screenshots, or an archived copy of the page, to stir the Progressive Gold pot.
Actually as I recall, comments from unrecogognized sources (that have not commented and been approved before) do go to moderation, hence the out of timeline postings you occasionally see from new commenters.
kadaka
Apr 04 2019 at 9:38 am
I’m pretty sure that only goes by the email address. Who else do you know who has it and could spoof you here?
A computer expert I am not. It loses something without the visual.
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Tabasco of war!
Delilah T.
Apr 04 2019 at 6:59 am
Didn’t Sam or someone build those self-directed 50 cal guns in the movie about giant drooling ants invading a power station? I’m sure there are spare parts from that lying around somewhere.
kadaka
Apr 04 2019 at 7:44 am
That’s too expensive for just a bunch of lawyers. Paintball guns would be enough, lawyers don’t want their suits messed up.
But for the Hollywood treatment, I’d like to see them use water, liquid nitrogen, and compressed air for guns that fire ice bullets. No evidence.
Christopher Cole
Apr 04 2019 at 1:54 pm
Ice bullets sound nice but melt before they leave the barrel.
kadaka
Apr 04 2019 at 2:39 pm
Not when you do it right. Hard frozen with liquid nitrogen, compressed air for propellant, why would they melt in the barrel? It’s like a backyard homebrew PVC iceball chucker, only smaller, harder, faster. With a revolving cylinder where empty chambers are filled with chilled water (max expansion at +4°C so has to be colder) which freezes into flat-ended cylinders which are rotated into firing position…
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” is sounding better and better every day.
interventor
Apr 04 2019 at 7:45 am
Its on my coffee cup.
NotYetInACamp
Apr 04 2019 at 11:41 pm
Not all, if you please.
eon
Apr 04 2019 at 7:08 am
No matter who is President, the bureaucracy and the legal “profession” still adhere to leftist/globalist dogma.
Their response to any objections is a superior, schoolyard-bully smirk and “Whatta you gonna do about it? You can’t stop us.”
Meanwhile Latin America, with its philosophy born of Islam, continues to invade us.
Latino culture is Islamic at its base simply because it is predominantly Spanish and Portuguese in origin. And the Iberian Peninsula was an Islamic caliphate from 700 AD to the year 1491, when Ferdinand of Castile finally defeated the last Muslim caliph at Granada. (Yes, Ferdinand of “…and Isabella/ Sent Columbus across the Atlantic in 1492” fame. Ferdinand was a fast worker.)
Why did the Spanish conquer Mexico so easily when they were outnumbered and outarmed? It wasn’t just gunpowder. They simply told the tribes the Inca and Aztecs had subjugated, “Join up with us and we’ll help you overthrow these bastards. We’ll still be your overlords, but we won’t be spending every full moon tying your sons and daughters down to altars and cutting their hearts out while they’re still alive.”
Given a choice between psychos and hidalgos, the tribes chose the latter. Hidalgos were all about conquest, having learned their lessons from their former Muslim overlords.
We suffer the consequences today.
clear ether
eon
WayneM
Apr 04 2019 at 7:58 am
I never thought of it that way, eon… That makes perfect sense…
On an unrelated note, last night before I sacked in, I tried to check the new DBD cartoon. My usual way is to click the link from email notification and that refused to resolve/load. So I navigated directly to the URL and that, too, refused to resolve/load.
Not sure if the website was being attacked or other less nefarious cause but it worked this morning.
Chris Muir
Apr 04 2019 at 9:50 am
Hosting service had tech issues.As usual, they happen when I’m asleep…
cb
Apr 04 2019 at 11:59 pm
Seems to be going around, ‘BadBlue’ has it tonight – something in the far left water supply?
WayneM
Apr 05 2019 at 1:00 am
Chris, the first thought that occurred to me was they were going to Alex-Jones Day By Day… Given how messed up the world is just now, that wouldn’t surprise me…
Spin Drift
Apr 04 2019 at 10:28 am
eon, dead lawyers file no briefs.
Spin
Yippee Ki-yeah, nolo contendre.
cfm56dash7
Apr 04 2019 at 1:38 pm
Not necessary to get dead lawyers. Scared lawyers will fill their briefs.
pyrodice
Apr 04 2019 at 9:22 pm
The dead ones fill their briefs too, when everything relaxes.
ottersmith
Apr 04 2019 at 7:23 am
Michael Valentine Smith had a solution for those who parked on flower beds. This may be messier.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Apr 04 2019 at 3:36 pm
EXCELLENT RAH reference!
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Apr 04 2019 at 3:39 pm
May be messier, but that messiness will add nutrients to the soil for better flowers (eventually). I doubt the Lawyers would like it, but I didn’t ask for their opinion in the first place.
Tag
Apr 04 2019 at 7:56 am
That gal’s from the SOUTH!
John
Apr 04 2019 at 1:05 pm
She’s Irish, and a great deal of Southern Culture is derived from the Scots-Irish.
It’s said that the last war cry of the Celts was screamed through the Rebel Yell.
interventor
Apr 04 2019 at 11:10 pm
Scots-Irish were Scots who settled in Ireland, before moving on to the American Colonies. Whereas, there were Scots who moved to the colonies directly, same for the Irish. I have Scots on my paternal side and Irish on my maternal side.
Meanwhile VA Lt Guv Fairfax insists he’s innocent, believes it was all consensual, which notably worked well for Bill Cosby. But he’s a proggie like Biden so he just needs to shut up and wait.
billrla
Apr 04 2019 at 12:47 pm
I seem to recall something about emergencies and closing borders.
kadaka
Apr 04 2019 at 1:28 pm
Huh, Barry O had set up to sell out Americans, how surprising.
A 2012 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court motion contained a little-noticed provision expanding the FBI’s ability to share information with foreign officials, which could have laid the groundwork for abuses against U.S. citizens, Rep. Louie Gohmert said.
“This motion and order would allow the FBI to collude with foreign governments about U.S. citizens,” Gohmert, a Texas Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, told The Daily Caller News Foundation.
Regulations prevent the US government from spying on a citizen, so they ask a foreign government what they got when spying on them. And that government can ask what the US got on someone else, like a dissident or activist who’s been giving them trouble. Okay…
Punta Gorda
Apr 04 2019 at 5:01 pm
That’s been around for years. It’s been the defacto way of circumventing US regulations by the Intel agencies.
Pamela
Apr 04 2019 at 3:36 pm
They brought two buses of FREE LAWYERS at OUR EXPENSE to do what exactly? Hold their poor little hands? Blow their noses? Wipe their tears and asses?
Seriously! Sam. Go full pissed off REDHEAD on all of them.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Apr 04 2019 at 3:42 pm
I’m standing back to act as “catcher” for any lawyers attempting to escape. Catch ’em and push ’em back into Sam’s fray.
That, and to take notes on Sam’s glorious mayhem, havoc, and confusion. You just KNOW it’s going to be a wonder to behold!
MasterDiver
Apr 04 2019 at 6:12 pm
Now, now. Remember the Four “S” rule:
1. Suppress
2. Shoot
3. Shovel
4. SILENCE!
Fox2!
Apr 04 2019 at 10:34 pm
Jubst let the hogs out. They’re omnivorous.
Too Tall
Apr 04 2019 at 11:52 pm
Normally, I would applaud any kinetic solution Sam may choose to employ, given the Castle Doctrine of Texas law.
However, as we have two busloads of lawyers, committing felony trespass and vandalism, tens of miles into private property, with obvious conspiracy among several law firms and a bus company, I think that Sam and Zed could end up owning said law firms and the bus company via civil suit, after sending the lawyers and bus drivers to prison for years after criminal prosecution with the help of Tucker, the local sheriff.
I’ve said many times his feints and misdirections are genius manipulation of the leftists and the media (redundant) and focused on the real-deal accomplishments that happen while he has them focused like a cat chasing a laser…
But I’ll be damned if I can see how anything, ANYTHING, could be more important than shutting that fucking leaking border invasion down. I do hope there’s a surprise waiting inside this one too, but I just can’t figure out what it could be.
Sometimes you’re the lone lawman, sometimes you ride with the posse. It wouldn’t have been a good look for all those running alongside him next year, too many legal workers crossing the border etc.
And all those rich “cosmopolitan” proggies would’ve quadrupled their donations if they were deprived of their avocado toast.
The other Walt
Apr 04 2019 at 9:53 pm
(Responding to kadaka’s post re: NYT and inappropriate touching by Dems)
No news there, right? They’ve been redefining words to be not-words for a long time. Remember this article from January of this year?
The homeowner then stole the unwanted house visitor’s gun that had gotten into the visitor’s hand, and in the question over who would keep the gun, the gun killed the unwanted house visitor.
Those guns can be dangerous.
JTC
Oh shit. Greyhounds and smarmy ESQ’s ain’t no match for pissed off redhead mama’s and redhot Tabasco’s. This oughta be good.
Swansonic
Beat me by a nose!
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Build the Wall. Build it with a 10 foot chain-link fence behind it. Fill the intervening space with coils and coils of stainless-steel Razor Wire.
If they are dumb enough to climb over and then fall in, we will pull them out…..Sometime…..Maybe.
kadaka
Illegals Caught Dragging Children Through Razor Wire As They Cross The Border
NotYetInACamp
Those bastard Democrats want children dragged through razor wire. They would not have the laws enacted and the traitorous assistance to the people to be invaders of the USA. every person doing the enemies’ causes is an invader.
Better they be put in Obama “cages.” The real ones, not the faked impression photo angle, or the photoshopped Trump magazine cover, and such.
Swansonic
For a change, something good will happen after that phrase has been uttered….
JTC
Definitely good for us when you consider the rest of the “hold my beer” thing…
“…and watch this!” 😉
Kafiroon
“And Don’t Drink It!”]
(Sorry. Wisconsin raised.)
T Paul
It took a while to get today’s strip. I hope everything is good with you, Muir.
kadaka
Check the calendar, it’s 404 Day.
Punta Gorda
I wonder whatever became of the Jeeves-Dodge hybrid?
kadaka
Scrap pile. Too big, too slow.
Pete231
Better get some more Shiner cause this may take a while, lock and load.!
Bill
“Excuse me while I whup this out”. I’ll get the popcorn……
Wood
Well crud. Img tags don’t work?
http://i.imgur.com/6YtZVXG.jpg
kadaka
A. You used square-bracketed BBCode (bulletin board), this site uses HTML.
B. <img> is not an allowed HTML tag here, which is good practice for Mr. Muir as comments post instantly without moderation. Keeps trolls from posting disturbing images then using the screenshots, or an archived copy of the page, to stir the Progressive Gold pot.
JTC
Actually as I recall, comments from unrecogognized sources (that have not commented and been approved before) do go to moderation, hence the out of timeline postings you occasionally see from new commenters.
kadaka
I’m pretty sure that only goes by the email address. Who else do you know who has it and could spoof you here?
JTC
True that I reckon.
Wood
A computer expert I am not. It loses something without the visual.
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Tabasco of war!
Delilah T.
Didn’t Sam or someone build those self-directed 50 cal guns in the movie about giant drooling ants invading a power station? I’m sure there are spare parts from that lying around somewhere.
kadaka
That’s too expensive for just a bunch of lawyers. Paintball guns would be enough, lawyers don’t want their suits messed up.
But for the Hollywood treatment, I’d like to see them use water, liquid nitrogen, and compressed air for guns that fire ice bullets. No evidence.
Christopher Cole
Ice bullets sound nice but melt before they leave the barrel.
kadaka
Not when you do it right. Hard frozen with liquid nitrogen, compressed air for propellant, why would they melt in the barrel? It’s like a backyard homebrew PVC iceball chucker, only smaller, harder, faster. With a revolving cylinder where empty chambers are filled with chilled water (max expansion at +4°C so has to be colder) which freezes into flat-ended cylinders which are rotated into firing position…
kadaka
Brain fart, max shrinkage of water at 4°C and it expands either side of that, max volume upon freezing then the ice shrinks as it gets colder. So it could work.
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1fabd774667da19359098da4687526f3
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” is sounding better and better every day.
interventor
Its on my coffee cup.
NotYetInACamp
Not all, if you please.
eon
No matter who is President, the bureaucracy and the legal “profession” still adhere to leftist/globalist dogma.
Their response to any objections is a superior, schoolyard-bully smirk and “Whatta you gonna do about it? You can’t stop us.”
Meanwhile Latin America, with its philosophy born of Islam, continues to invade us.
Latino culture is Islamic at its base simply because it is predominantly Spanish and Portuguese in origin. And the Iberian Peninsula was an Islamic caliphate from 700 AD to the year 1491, when Ferdinand of Castile finally defeated the last Muslim caliph at Granada. (Yes, Ferdinand of “…and Isabella/ Sent Columbus across the Atlantic in 1492” fame. Ferdinand was a fast worker.)
Why did the Spanish conquer Mexico so easily when they were outnumbered and outarmed? It wasn’t just gunpowder. They simply told the tribes the Inca and Aztecs had subjugated, “Join up with us and we’ll help you overthrow these bastards. We’ll still be your overlords, but we won’t be spending every full moon tying your sons and daughters down to altars and cutting their hearts out while they’re still alive.”
Given a choice between psychos and hidalgos, the tribes chose the latter. Hidalgos were all about conquest, having learned their lessons from their former Muslim overlords.
We suffer the consequences today.
clear ether
eon
WayneM
I never thought of it that way, eon… That makes perfect sense…
On an unrelated note, last night before I sacked in, I tried to check the new DBD cartoon. My usual way is to click the link from email notification and that refused to resolve/load. So I navigated directly to the URL and that, too, refused to resolve/load.
Not sure if the website was being attacked or other less nefarious cause but it worked this morning.
Chris Muir
Hosting service had tech issues.As usual, they happen when I’m asleep…
cb
Seems to be going around, ‘BadBlue’ has it tonight – something in the far left water supply?
WayneM
Chris, the first thought that occurred to me was they were going to Alex-Jones Day By Day… Given how messed up the world is just now, that wouldn’t surprise me…
Spin Drift
eon, dead lawyers file no briefs.
Spin
Yippee Ki-yeah, nolo contendre.
cfm56dash7
Not necessary to get dead lawyers. Scared lawyers will fill their briefs.
pyrodice
The dead ones fill their briefs too, when everything relaxes.
ottersmith
Michael Valentine Smith had a solution for those who parked on flower beds. This may be messier.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
EXCELLENT RAH reference!
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
May be messier, but that messiness will add nutrients to the soil for better flowers (eventually). I doubt the Lawyers would like it, but I didn’t ask for their opinion in the first place.
Tag
That gal’s from the SOUTH!
John
She’s Irish, and a great deal of Southern Culture is derived from the Scots-Irish.
It’s said that the last war cry of the Celts was screamed through the Rebel Yell.
interventor
Scots-Irish were Scots who settled in Ireland, before moving on to the American Colonies. Whereas, there were Scots who moved to the colonies directly, same for the Irish. I have Scots on my paternal side and Irish on my maternal side.
kadaka
Journalism: NYT Has a New Way of Describing Inappropriate Touching, Reserved Exclusively for Democrats
Meanwhile VA Lt Guv Fairfax insists he’s innocent, believes it was all consensual, which notably worked well for Bill Cosby. But he’s a proggie like Biden so he just needs to shut up and wait.
billrla
I seem to recall something about emergencies and closing borders.
kadaka
Huh, Barry O had set up to sell out Americans, how surprising.
FISA Motion Allowed FBI To Share US Citizens’ Info With Foreign Agencies. Here’s How That May Have Played Into The Russia Probe
A 2012 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court motion contained a little-noticed provision expanding the FBI’s ability to share information with foreign officials, which could have laid the groundwork for abuses against U.S. citizens, Rep. Louie Gohmert said.
“This motion and order would allow the FBI to collude with foreign governments about U.S. citizens,” Gohmert, a Texas Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, told The Daily Caller News Foundation.
Regulations prevent the US government from spying on a citizen, so they ask a foreign government what they got when spying on them. And that government can ask what the US got on someone else, like a dissident or activist who’s been giving them trouble. Okay…
Punta Gorda
That’s been around for years. It’s been the defacto way of circumventing US regulations by the Intel agencies.
Pamela
They brought two buses of FREE LAWYERS at OUR EXPENSE to do what exactly? Hold their poor little hands? Blow their noses? Wipe their tears and asses?
Seriously! Sam. Go full pissed off REDHEAD on all of them.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
I’m standing back to act as “catcher” for any lawyers attempting to escape. Catch ’em and push ’em back into Sam’s fray.
That, and to take notes on Sam’s glorious mayhem, havoc, and confusion. You just KNOW it’s going to be a wonder to behold!
MasterDiver
Now, now. Remember the Four “S” rule:
1. Suppress
2. Shoot
3. Shovel
4. SILENCE!
Fox2!
Jubst let the hogs out. They’re omnivorous.
Too Tall
Normally, I would applaud any kinetic solution Sam may choose to employ, given the Castle Doctrine of Texas law.
However, as we have two busloads of lawyers, committing felony trespass and vandalism, tens of miles into private property, with obvious conspiracy among several law firms and a bus company, I think that Sam and Zed could end up owning said law firms and the bus company via civil suit, after sending the lawyers and bus drivers to prison for years after criminal prosecution with the help of Tucker, the local sheriff.
JTC
WTF DJT?
I’ve said many times his feints and misdirections are genius manipulation of the leftists and the media (redundant) and focused on the real-deal accomplishments that happen while he has them focused like a cat chasing a laser…
But I’ll be damned if I can see how anything, ANYTHING, could be more important than shutting that fucking leaking border invasion down. I do hope there’s a surprise waiting inside this one too, but I just can’t figure out what it could be.
JTC
That exasperated outburst was in response to this:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-retreats-on-threat-to-close-mexican-border-offering-a-one-year-warning/ar-BBVCMSR?li=BBnb7Kz
kadaka
Sometimes you’re the lone lawman, sometimes you ride with the posse. It wouldn’t have been a good look for all those running alongside him next year, too many legal workers crossing the border etc.
And all those rich “cosmopolitan” proggies would’ve quadrupled their donations if they were deprived of their avocado toast.
The other Walt
(Responding to kadaka’s post re: NYT and inappropriate touching by Dems)
No news there, right? They’ve been redefining words to be not-words for a long time. Remember this article from January of this year?
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/13/nbc-new-york-reports-alleged-home-invader-as-unwanted-house-visitor/
“Unwanted house visitor” indeed. Harrumph!
NotYetInACamp
The homeowner then stole the unwanted house visitor’s gun that had gotten into the visitor’s hand, and in the question over who would keep the gun, the gun killed the unwanted house visitor.
Those guns can be dangerous.
cmblake6
“Hold my beer” is the perfect quote here.