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  • April 4, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Oh shit. Greyhounds and smarmy ESQ’s ain’t no match for pissed off redhead mama’s and redhot Tabasco’s. This oughta be good.

    • April 4, 2019 at 12:07 am

      Beat me by a nose!

    • April 4, 2019 at 2:41 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Build the Wall. Build it with a 10 foot chain-link fence behind it. Fill the intervening space with coils and coils of stainless-steel Razor Wire.
      If they are dumb enough to climb over and then fall in, we will pull them out…..Sometime…..Maybe.

      • April 4, 2019 at 9:02 am
      • April 4, 2019 at 11:36 pm

        Those bastard Democrats want children dragged through razor wire. They would not have the laws enacted and the traitorous assistance to the people to be invaders of the USA. every person doing the enemies’ causes is an invader.
        Better they be put in Obama “cages.” The real ones, not the faked impression photo angle, or the photoshopped Trump magazine cover, and such.

  • April 4, 2019 at 12:06 am

    For a change, something good will happen after that phrase has been uttered….

    • April 4, 2019 at 9:16 am

      Definitely good for us when you consider the rest of the “hold my beer” thing…

      “…and watch this!” 😉

      • April 4, 2019 at 10:45 am

        “And Don’t Drink It!”]

        (Sorry. Wisconsin raised.)

  • April 4, 2019 at 1:49 am
    T Paul

    It took a while to get today’s strip. I hope everything is good with you, Muir.

    • April 4, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Check the calendar, it’s 404 Day.

  • April 4, 2019 at 2:08 am
    Punta Gorda

    I wonder whatever became of the Jeeves-Dodge hybrid?

    • April 4, 2019 at 7:25 am

      Scrap pile. Too big, too slow.

  • April 4, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Better get some more Shiner cause this may take a while, lock and load.!

  • April 4, 2019 at 4:57 am

    “Excuse me while I whup this out”. I’ll get the popcorn……

  • April 4, 2019 at 6:34 am

    Well crud. Img tags don’t work?

    • April 4, 2019 at 7:21 am

      A. You used square-bracketed BBCode (bulletin board), this site uses HTML.

      B. <img> is not an allowed HTML tag here, which is good practice for Mr. Muir as comments post instantly without moderation. Keeps trolls from posting disturbing images then using the screenshots, or an archived copy of the page, to stir the Progressive Gold pot.

      • April 4, 2019 at 9:20 am

        Actually as I recall, comments from unrecogognized sources (that have not commented and been approved before) do go to moderation, hence the out of timeline postings you occasionally see from new commenters.

      • April 4, 2019 at 9:38 am

        I’m pretty sure that only goes by the email address. Who else do you know who has it and could spoof you here?

      • April 4, 2019 at 12:53 pm

        True that I reckon.

      • April 5, 2019 at 6:41 am

        A computer expert I am not. It loses something without the visual.

        Cry Havoc! And let slip the Tabasco of war!

  • April 4, 2019 at 6:59 am
    Delilah T.

    Didn’t Sam or someone build those self-directed 50 cal guns in the movie about giant drooling ants invading a power station? I’m sure there are spare parts from that lying around somewhere.

    • April 4, 2019 at 7:44 am

      That’s too expensive for just a bunch of lawyers. Paintball guns would be enough, lawyers don’t want their suits messed up.

      But for the Hollywood treatment, I’d like to see them use water, liquid nitrogen, and compressed air for guns that fire ice bullets. No evidence.

      • April 4, 2019 at 1:54 pm
        Christopher Cole

        Ice bullets sound nice but melt before they leave the barrel.

      • April 4, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        Not when you do it right. Hard frozen with liquid nitrogen, compressed air for propellant, why would they melt in the barrel? It’s like a backyard homebrew PVC iceball chucker, only smaller, harder, faster. With a revolving cylinder where empty chambers are filled with chilled water (max expansion at +4°C so has to be colder) which freezes into flat-ended cylinders which are rotated into firing position…

      • April 4, 2019 at 5:46 pm

        Brain fart, max shrinkage of water at 4°C and it expands either side of that, max volume upon freezing then the ice shrinks as it gets colder. So it could work.

  • April 4, 2019 at 7:07 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” is sounding better and better every day.

    • April 4, 2019 at 7:45 am

      Its on my coffee cup.

    • April 4, 2019 at 11:41 pm

      Not all, if you please.

  • April 4, 2019 at 7:08 am

    No matter who is President, the bureaucracy and the legal “profession” still adhere to leftist/globalist dogma.

    Their response to any objections is a superior, schoolyard-bully smirk and “Whatta you gonna do about it? You can’t stop us.”

    Meanwhile Latin America, with its philosophy born of Islam, continues to invade us.

    Latino culture is Islamic at its base simply because it is predominantly Spanish and Portuguese in origin. And the Iberian Peninsula was an Islamic caliphate from 700 AD to the year 1491, when Ferdinand of Castile finally defeated the last Muslim caliph at Granada. (Yes, Ferdinand of “…and Isabella/ Sent Columbus across the Atlantic in 1492” fame. Ferdinand was a fast worker.)

    Why did the Spanish conquer Mexico so easily when they were outnumbered and outarmed? It wasn’t just gunpowder. They simply told the tribes the Inca and Aztecs had subjugated, “Join up with us and we’ll help you overthrow these bastards. We’ll still be your overlords, but we won’t be spending every full moon tying your sons and daughters down to altars and cutting their hearts out while they’re still alive.”

    Given a choice between psychos and hidalgos, the tribes chose the latter. Hidalgos were all about conquest, having learned their lessons from their former Muslim overlords.

    We suffer the consequences today.

    clear ether


    • April 4, 2019 at 7:58 am

      I never thought of it that way, eon… That makes perfect sense…

      On an unrelated note, last night before I sacked in, I tried to check the new DBD cartoon. My usual way is to click the link from email notification and that refused to resolve/load. So I navigated directly to the URL and that, too, refused to resolve/load.

      Not sure if the website was being attacked or other less nefarious cause but it worked this morning.

      • April 4, 2019 at 9:50 am
        Chris Muir

        Hosting service had tech issues.As usual, they happen when I’m asleep…

      • April 4, 2019 at 11:59 pm

        Seems to be going around, ‘BadBlue’ has it tonight – something in the far left water supply?

      • April 5, 2019 at 1:00 am

        Chris, the first thought that occurred to me was they were going to Alex-Jones Day By Day… Given how messed up the world is just now, that wouldn’t surprise me…

    • April 4, 2019 at 10:28 am
      Spin Drift

      eon, dead lawyers file no briefs.

      Yippee Ki-yeah, nolo contendre.

      • April 4, 2019 at 1:38 pm

        Not necessary to get dead lawyers. Scared lawyers will fill their briefs.

      • April 4, 2019 at 9:22 pm

        The dead ones fill their briefs too, when everything relaxes.

  • April 4, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Michael Valentine Smith had a solution for those who parked on flower beds. This may be messier.

    • April 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      EXCELLENT RAH reference!

    • April 4, 2019 at 3:39 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      May be messier, but that messiness will add nutrients to the soil for better flowers (eventually). I doubt the Lawyers would like it, but I didn’t ask for their opinion in the first place.

  • April 4, 2019 at 7:56 am

    That gal’s from the SOUTH!

    • April 4, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      She’s Irish, and a great deal of Southern Culture is derived from the Scots-Irish.
      It’s said that the last war cry of the Celts was screamed through the Rebel Yell.

      • April 4, 2019 at 11:10 pm

        Scots-Irish were Scots who settled in Ireland, before moving on to the American Colonies. Whereas, there were Scots who moved to the colonies directly, same for the Irish. I have Scots on my paternal side and Irish on my maternal side.

  • April 4, 2019 at 8:52 am

    Journalism: NYT Has a New Way of Describing Inappropriate Touching, Reserved Exclusively for Democrats

    Meanwhile VA Lt Guv Fairfax insists he’s innocent, believes it was all consensual, which notably worked well for Bill Cosby. But he’s a proggie like Biden so he just needs to shut up and wait.

  • April 4, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    I seem to recall something about emergencies and closing borders.

  • April 4, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Huh, Barry O had set up to sell out Americans, how surprising.

    FISA Motion Allowed FBI To Share US Citizens’ Info With Foreign Agencies. Here’s How That May Have Played Into The Russia Probe

    A 2012 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court motion contained a little-noticed provision expanding the FBI’s ability to share information with foreign officials, which could have laid the groundwork for abuses against U.S. citizens, Rep. Louie Gohmert said.

    “This motion and order would allow the FBI to collude with foreign governments about U.S. citizens,” Gohmert, a Texas Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, told The Daily Caller News Foundation.

    Regulations prevent the US government from spying on a citizen, so they ask a foreign government what they got when spying on them. And that government can ask what the US got on someone else, like a dissident or activist who’s been giving them trouble. Okay…

    • April 4, 2019 at 5:01 pm
      Punta Gorda

      That’s been around for years. It’s been the defacto way of circumventing US regulations by the Intel agencies.

  • April 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    They brought two buses of FREE LAWYERS at OUR EXPENSE to do what exactly? Hold their poor little hands? Blow their noses? Wipe their tears and asses?
    Seriously! Sam. Go full pissed off REDHEAD on all of them.

    • April 4, 2019 at 3:42 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      I’m standing back to act as “catcher” for any lawyers attempting to escape. Catch ’em and push ’em back into Sam’s fray.
      That, and to take notes on Sam’s glorious mayhem, havoc, and confusion. You just KNOW it’s going to be a wonder to behold!

      • April 4, 2019 at 6:12 pm

        Now, now. Remember the Four “S” rule:

        1. Suppress
        2. Shoot
        3. Shovel
        4. SILENCE!

      • April 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm

        Jubst let the hogs out. They’re omnivorous.

    • April 4, 2019 at 11:52 pm
      Too Tall

      Normally, I would applaud any kinetic solution Sam may choose to employ, given the Castle Doctrine of Texas law.

      However, as we have two busloads of lawyers, committing felony trespass and vandalism, tens of miles into private property, with obvious conspiracy among several law firms and a bus company, I think that Sam and Zed could end up owning said law firms and the bus company via civil suit, after sending the lawyers and bus drivers to prison for years after criminal prosecution with the help of Tucker, the local sheriff.

  • April 4, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    WTF DJT?

    I’ve said many times his feints and misdirections are genius manipulation of the leftists and the media (redundant) and focused on the real-deal accomplishments that happen while he has them focused like a cat chasing a laser…

    But I’ll be damned if I can see how anything, ANYTHING, could be more important than shutting that fucking leaking border invasion down. I do hope there’s a surprise waiting inside this one too, but I just can’t figure out what it could be.

  • April 4, 2019 at 9:53 pm
    The other Walt

    (Responding to kadaka’s post re: NYT and inappropriate touching by Dems)

    No news there, right? They’ve been redefining words to be not-words for a long time. Remember this article from January of this year?

    “Unwanted house visitor” indeed. Harrumph!

    • April 5, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      The homeowner then stole the unwanted house visitor’s gun that had gotten into the visitor’s hand, and in the question over who would keep the gun, the gun killed the unwanted house visitor.
      Those guns can be dangerous.

  • April 5, 2019 at 12:43 am

    “Hold my beer” is the perfect quote here.



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