Day By Day

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  • Merle

    Priorities……

  • Too Tall

    Bone in Ribeye, no doubt.

    • PaulS

      Bone-in herloin. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        (rimshot)

  • JTC

    Rump roast. Mmm.

  • Henry

    As a dog breeder, let me tell you โ€” no myth.

    • Pamela

      My Dad deployed overseas because there were 5 females in his house.

    • Fronk!

      Like

  • Pamela

    New York cooked in a cast iron skillet over coals. I always de-bone my steaks, roast the bones. then make bone broth cooking it down by three-quarters.

    • Fronk!

      You are a saint, Pamela!

      • Pamela

        More human than saint

    • Paladin

      Even a T-Bone? That’s the best part; gnawing it like a Neanderthal. But people do look at you funny at them “high class joints”.

      • Pamela

        Wrong kind of bone ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Punta Gorda

    Dunno if it was synchrony in my workcenter or just one female with a sour attitude pissing off the rest. My money is on the latter because I saw it in all male work centers as well.

  • Pete231

    Tomahawk ribeye, with the big bone…….

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    (snicker) Well played, Sam

  • Paul

    Now Imagine working in a small rural hospital in north central Montana where the employee population (nursing staff) is 99% female !

    • Scout

      Cut Bank?

  • WayneM

    Great… now I’m hungry…

  • MasterDiver

    Maybe that explains that night in August 1973 when ALL my ambulance got called for were “Woman in labor” runs. We had so many OB runs that the hospital quit asking which ambulance was inbound. Just ohboy, here comes R-13 with another one!

    Zar Belk!

    • Henry

      So, had there been an area wide power outage that past November?

  • Paul

    Itโ€™s not a myth. Neither is synchronization with the Moon, especially in the absence of artificial light, although, interestingly, a womanโ€™s fertile period can synchronize with either the full or new moon.

  • MAJ Arkay

    If the other adult women are all preggers, there’s no synchronization going on. Their wombs are all busy growing babies. Skye is just moping because she’s still doing the monthly and they aren’t.

  • Kafiroon

    1. Throw bars of chocolate in the door.
    2. Run.
    3. Return in an hour or so.
    4. …!
    5. If necessary, return with her favorite wine.

    • Pamela

      You forgot the heating pad and an analgesic. While alcohol might act as a pain killer, it aids in water retention. Puffy is not the way to go.

  • James Gemind

    It is 9/11. The appropriate meal is to be made of Pork. Fuck the ‘Religion of Peace and Submission’… ๐Ÿ™

    • TomZ

      Then add bacon.

  • Bradford Long

    I wuz raised by a single mom an with four older sisters. Synchronization is NOT a myth…at least not when they all mature into puberty in the same house.

  • Grunt GI

    Actually, as I tell my wife, I can hear you just fine. I just prefer sometimes not to listen.

  • interventor

    Selective hearing is a male acquired skill necessary for a happy marriage. Plus, it keeps the divorce and murder rates down.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    The way to a man’s heart……..and hearing……. is through his stomach.

  • Bacon wrapped Rib-eye.

  • interventor

    Bad day for me, on 9/11 I was on the 10th floor of the Army Materiel Command — saw the plane descend and the pillow of smoke rising from the Pentagon. Lost friends, that day!

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