The New Job.


  • July 17, 2019 at 12:10 am

    In this case I think the nickname “choppers” is most appropriate.

  • July 17, 2019 at 12:13 am

    BTW, helluva “aspect” there on Jan, as somebody called your 3D art the other day.

    • July 17, 2019 at 2:31 am
      Punta Gorda

      Foreshortening. or Forestiffening… something like that.

  • July 17, 2019 at 12:18 am

    “I’m tellin…” That’s what I thought of today when the democrats voted to chastise Trump for his language in his tweets. You said a nasty word…I’m gonna tell the teacher. Sounds like the squad has a average age of about 13 years old.

    • July 17, 2019 at 12:23 am
      Too Tall


      You have insulted 13-year olds everywhere.

      The Progtard DildoCrats make Kindergarten students appear wise, mature, and disciplined.

    • July 17, 2019 at 4:55 am

      An entire fabulous opportunity to run against all Democrats and RINOS everywhere is being handed to the people on a platter. Whether winning or not, that opportunity to educate many people is now available. A Red Pill fantasy game is available for a fantastic fun ride. Run for Congress. have fun and insult clowns.

    • July 17, 2019 at 7:04 am

      … recently heard the “broad squad” used to identify those commies …

      • July 17, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        Is that Broad as in “Broad in the Beam”, or Broad as in “Don’t Touch Even with a Ten Foot Pole in full Haz-Mat Gear”

      • July 17, 2019 at 11:38 pm

        Yes. Embrace the inclusive power of “OR”.

      • July 17, 2019 at 5:22 pm
        Gary S

        Best one I’ve heard is Four Horsefaces of the Apocalypse

    • July 17, 2019 at 9:30 am
      The Nth Doctor

      That’s because at their core, Leftists *are* spoiled, angry children. They’re still mad at Mommy and Daddy for making them clean their rooms and not letting them have ice cream for breakfast, and who’ve never gotten over the fact that Santa never brought them that pony they wanted for Christmas.

      • July 17, 2019 at 11:13 am

        Very good description of leftist pols, clowns, tools, and slaves.

        The agenda of the pols is simple enough, they want to keep their cushy, simple, and remunerative jobs.

        The clowns? To entertain of course, as is playing out here every day. But like all clowns, they are a diversionary tactic.

        The tools are inescapable if you are exposed to anything that is euphemistically called “media”. They are, as is so obvious to anyone who is intentionally or accidentally exposed.

        And the slaves. The term applies at every level from a baby mama with six babies with different dudes working the system for what can be an income well above that of someone who works a fulltime minimum wage job, to the kept celebrities and entertainers who are glad to say and do anything that gets their made-up face on-camera and the largess from their “followers” flowing. And in between are millions upon millions of proles and minions who are stuck and hopeless and pissed off and will vote for anyone or anything that offers more free shit…and of course a whole new overwhelming generation of this ilk is being actively recruited and signed up.

        So at the core, correct about the adolescents getting the attention they crave, but do not be diverted from the real “Leftists” and thei real cause. What exactly they are we don’t yet know, but what exactly they want; us dead and them in control.

        If as has been speculated the entire clown show is a brilliant ruse and there is a plan for a draft or write-in for a New One, that will be difficult to defeat and almost certainly will result in armed resistance and/or insurrection and/or secession. Hope not.

    • July 17, 2019 at 11:20 am
      Polly Cy

      Especially with all the e-books they throw around.

      • July 17, 2019 at 11:22 am
        Polly Cy

        Correction: f bombs . Curse you autocorrect!

      • July 18, 2019 at 12:22 am
        Too Tall

        And here I though “e-books” was the polite, cultured, civilized way to say “f-bomb.”

  • July 17, 2019 at 12:23 am

    ‘Their body, their choice’: Planned Parenthood has prematurely terminated president Leana Wen

    As the AP headline said, “Head of Planned Parenthood forced out after eight months”. Heh heh.

    They allegedly fired the medical doctor for refusing to accept the New Revised Science where men have vaginas and can get pregnant, etc. Which is as soundly based as the Climate Catastrophe which must be defeated in 11 yrs 5 mo or we’re all doomed.

    • July 17, 2019 at 5:00 am

      Ahem. It is soundly based on the logic shown in The Life of Brian when a he wanted to be a she. The Liberation Front decided that no matter whether he or she could have a baby or not, He now she had the right to have one. Or such nonsense like that that is firmly embraced by the nonsensical clown squad known now as Democrats.

    • July 17, 2019 at 11:24 am
      Polly Cy

      I do love that they seem to be selecting themselves out of the gene pool at an exponential rate.

  • July 17, 2019 at 12:42 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    “No more helicopter parenting, I gather?”
    You’re right. More like helicopter BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT-ing.
    (go watch any video of an A10 flyby on a target range)

    • July 17, 2019 at 3:45 am
      Punta Gorda

      No thank you. I’ve stood under a Vulcan phalanx platform during pacfire. 25 mm chain gun 10 feet above me was loud enough. Hearing protection ain’t worth shit when the sound gets to your ear via your chest.

    • July 17, 2019 at 5:02 am

      Ah. I hear that from the nearby bombing target range.

    • July 17, 2019 at 8:54 am
      The 300

      The GAU-8. God’s chainsaw.

    • July 17, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      My tank gun range backed up on an A-10 practice range.
      It was a real education. You could actually see the A-10 slow down in flight as that GAU-8 fired.

      • July 18, 2019 at 12:16 am

        The attack jet built around a gun.

  • July 17, 2019 at 5:19 am
    Punta Gorda

    Ref the pantywaist “Martyr”.

    He wanted to know what he could get away with. Now he knows.

    • July 17, 2019 at 5:20 am
      Punta Gorda

      Whether the other dipshits learn an object lesson remains to be seen.

  • July 17, 2019 at 7:23 am
  • July 17, 2019 at 7:46 am
    James F Gemind

    Tacoma Washington, a Terrorist was killed for throwing Incendiary Devices.

    Chris Pratt wore a Gadsden Flag T-Shirt(Stars and Stripes, with ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ on it), and is now being attacked as a right wing, Homo and Trans-Phobic extremist…

    The fact that Jimmy Carter shut down the Nation’s Insane Asylums really must be addressed…

    • July 17, 2019 at 8:45 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Sounds like Chris had a Pratt fall. Hurt much?
      (thank you. I’ll be here all week)

  • July 17, 2019 at 8:27 am
    Gus Bailey

    I dunno, Chris; seems like you need one last *ahem* PUSH to get across the finish line.
    I’m sure the guys and gals of double D can “come” from “behind”.

  • July 17, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Sweetening the pot a little more today to help get across the goal line. Doubling down so to speak. Come on people! This toon is one of the few, clear, uncensored voices left out there on the interweb. Let’s keep it going!

    • July 17, 2019 at 9:47 am
      John D. Egbert

      One more to Pay Pal just now, the third. Howze ’bout all youze guyze?

  • July 17, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Hit the Pay Pal again to help get this thing over the hump!

  • July 17, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Could the anti-idiots be classified as rabid animals? If so, maybe they can be tranqed, identified, chipped, neutered and relocated to somewhere else.
    Good use of a helicopter.

    • July 17, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      “Rabid”? No. Rabies is a viral disease, and you have put the animal down if you can. You don’t relocate them, as they can keep spreading the virus.

      The “antifa” tools aren’t technically “rabid” although they have been “infected” with insane, mixed-up doctrine and lies. The way to deal with them is at least two part;
      1. Enforce the law. They shut down a single portion of a street, commit a single act of assault, and they get arrested AND prosecuted for it. Every time. It would stop right quick. Unfortunately those in charge of law enforcement and/or prosecution are often on the side of the agitators.
      2. The actual thugs, or street players, are mostly clueless children, so the planners, organizers, movers, shakers, financiers and brainwashers are the primary targets. These are the national and international players. Arrest them for sedition, instigation of violence, and their various other obvious crimes, put them to death, or life in prison, and this nonsense would rapidly subside. Unfortunately you will find that many of those people have status, title, wealth, connections, influence and position in the world, and will therefore never be dealt with via regular justice systems. They are only now just beginning to prove to us what they can do, and prove that they get away with it. A million of their tools, their street thugs, could be machine-gunned in the streets and they’d just snicker at our inability to even identify, much less touch, the source of the problem.

      • July 17, 2019 at 8:51 pm
        Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

        Au contraire. I believe that you CAN safely relocate rabid Libtards, by helicopter…… the inside of an active volcano, or possibly the center of a glacial ice floe.

      • July 18, 2019 at 10:11 am

        What I’ve said ad nauseum…all of the levels of leftism, from the street to the news room and even to the board room, they are ants, just worker ants…run out, get your tiny morsel or grain of sand, and bring it back to fortify the Majesty and/or the castle.

        “…our inability to even identify, much less touch, the source of the problem.”

        There it is. And that’s what has to change. Ironically, the fear and sense of urgency they exhibit now as indicated by the first part of Damon’s statement is causing them to begin to out themselves, I think. Let’s hope the last part of what he says is true enough to deal with it.

  • July 17, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    PETA pipes in: If you’re killing iguanas, do it in the ‘kindest manner possible’

    Green iguanas are a horrible invasive species so the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission wants you to kill humanely any on your property. But studies have shown that trying to beat the large iguanas to death with a PETA soy boy is inefficient as their flimsy floppy bodies often merely annoy without proper hit placement. So PETA needs your help with weapon and load recommendations. And if you’re a metal fabricator in Florida, Chris may want assistance on a guillotine project, for iguanas of course.

    In other news, some days ago I posted here a TinyPic link to show a gun I had assembled. Today TinyPic displayed a message that the free service is closing down in 2019 and hey try our premium Photobucket service instead. These events are probably not related.

    • July 17, 2019 at 5:29 pm
      Punta Gorda

      I quit using tinypic when they kept changing my image link into a shoe and kept hard selling subscription service for what they claimed was free.

      “Bait and switch”

      F’k em

    • July 17, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      Iguanas go unconscious during cold snaps. They drop out of the trees by the dozens. Pick’em up and slam their heads against the pavement. If, they’re good sized, might want to take them home for a bit of Caribbean cuisine.

    • July 18, 2019 at 12:33 pm

      Don’t think they’ve made it up to Chris’ area yet, and probably won’t.
      Odd fact of his part of the Atlantic side of the fla is subject to a gulfstream curvature that often brings temps way below the more southern and central parts, Iggy’s don’t like that as you said.

      Never seen them (yet) even here in Sebring, but they are swarming neighborhoods on the lower gulf coast, nasty little bastards. First I saw many was a quick trip down to Clewiston on Lake Okeechobee for a little meet-up with some old HS acquaintances. The Tiki bar thing was out over a little harbor that led into the nearby lake and I saw a couple dozen of what I first thought was little gators until somebody told me the iguanas had moved in. Pretty quick invasion too; I grew up on the other side of Big Lake O in the 70’s and never saw one, now they’re over there too. So gov wants help getting rid of them now, but the best methods ain’t allowed in neighborhoods even though it would be fun practice. Either way, I ain’t eating the nasty little bastards, and that’s from a Flahrduh boy that has eaten his share of wild critters. It’s probably like the giant snakes that are busily ruining the Everglades, too many years of ignoring and/or “protecting” things (lookin’ at you ‘gators) means it’s too late to effectively eradicate or control them.

      Speaking of ‘gators, I’ll take an iguana or a hundred rather than this shit…

      That’s real close to my daughter in Oldsmar; lots of times gators get into swimming pools and garages, never heard of one of the damn things busting out a window to get in and tear the place up…then she gets no insurance to cover it. She and the insurance are lucky though, a damn eleven foot gator can kill your ass pretty easy and do a fair job of eating you too, so whoever took that video was trying to get into the running for this year’s Darwin award.

      Still we and the state are at most risk from the two-legged monsters that damn near took the place over this last election. If they are more successful next time, the effective but verboten method of dispatching iguanas mentioned above will very likely end up being employed to defend from the far more destructive effects of them as opposed to God’s wild ones.

    • July 18, 2019 at 8:44 pm

      Palm Beach Post is a pay site, irritating to link to and not worth the money or trouble unless you want to keep a close tab on the opposition, much like funding NPR but at least that’s optional. Show you a pic and a few words and then blur it out until you sign up, eff ’em. Their left slant has only become more acute since it was my hometown paper in the 70’s.

  • July 17, 2019 at 10:54 pm
    Punta Gorda

    Deck watch inport Curaçao… watching feral cats chasing rats among the bushes and rocks. Cat pursues a rat into the brush only to come out in a sheer panic with a lizard coming after him. Odd stuff.

  • July 17, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Iguanas succumb humanely at a leisurely 40 to 50 yds to a .30 cal 45g diabolo at 850 fps. Good for developing eye/hand coordination in the back yard. As you say, proper hit placement is necessary.



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