See? CM DOES listen to, and love his readers’ ideas and suggestions.
Now, Jo and R200, y’all both of you be sure to love up a storm fit ta burn the whole place down, ya hear? Don’t want nothin’ left whole, standing or undamaged. Now shoo! An’ I don’t want to see either of ya until tomorra mornin’. Scat!
I just noticed, the sponsor’s name for this strip, Alex Luscher.
Last name close enough to fit the subject matter, ya think?
Why am I flashing on a bald supervillain?
Burning down the house!
Will they be fired with the secrets of flame on skin
It’s brilliant. Every one but the gummint gets what they need, arson investigation team finds nothing because the evidence walked home, and even if there’s an eyewitness, who would believe the statement?
Any witness is going to feel far to “inadequate” to come forward….
I’ll never look at a USB Port the same again. Was that a “dongle” that she was referring to?
Witnesses? They all be like,
“There was this enormous chrome schwanzstucker…”
IDF warrior Naomi knows the secret; it’s like looking into the sun, get a sense of it and then look away before it burns the retinas and the loins…
Like many things in the day-by-day commentary world, the brilliance of Larry David has an app for it…
A torchy subject; a burning issue.
Just proves theres someone for everyone, even folks with chrome genitalia. Reminds me of the goldfinger girl. Chrome thinger…
No need to get too heated up though, bring along some lube…
Try the new inproved Marinus van der Lubbe brand 😉
Steely Dan?…Redux…Only the entire enchilada, not just the probe. Speaking of which, Dems on the border better head north because their constituents, those of second and third generation migrants heritage, don’t like what is happening in their front, side and back yards.
Shit, hold on tight…
Oil up 5% today alone, looking for $4 regular next week if not sooner…
Gold and silver too, which affects !what I charge, but I just let it float and my margin stays the same…gold about to be $2000!
Russkies took the Ukraine nuke plant that’s the biggest in Europe, they have the experience but that is still some scary shit.
And the ‘resident is scared shitless and I would say frozen wide-eyed in the headlights but he can’t open his more than a squint…maybe that helps him not see the chicom takeover going on right under his nose…and ours too; make no mistake it is us letting this shit go on.
Oil actually closed up 7% at 115.00… expect about a .50 jump in gas price this weekend I imagine.
Diesel today hit $4.19 at the Shell pump today, up from $2.45 last year, same pump.
Gas in Moscow ~ $1.60 a gallon? http://schnitzelrepublic.blogspot.com/2022/03/ruble-trend.html
Hah! My comment was heard! I can’t wit to see the police and fire report and the government insurance agents finding out this isn’t covered.
Aw hell, passed out drunk at the switch again?
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