And just where did those pigeons perch?
You win. I got nothing….
Conveniently hidden in behind Jo…or in Jo’s behind? 😉
I don’t think it is that bendy. Does it have a Shrinky Dink option?
Shebot loves an enormous schwanz…goes straight to her head. Come to think of it, that’s how it works with mere mortals too…
Pigeons and their poops shouldn’t be too much of a problem.
Just adjust body temps until too cold or too hot for the pigeons to perch. Ditto for the poops, they either freeze, harden, and flake/fall off, or flash burn and the ashes float away.
Kiko: I never seen one that’s chrome.
Mari: I’ve never seen one,
Are the vultures around the ranch? They seem to be like or the same as Fl. vultures. Scare one into flying off the road in front of your car and you need a hose to clean it.
Send them to have fiery sex at the chinese construction area. What can witnesses say? Who would believe them?
Tell them to see how many exotic/erotic positions they can try on top of the heavy equipment.
So the fence is back up, ostensibly for Braindead’s “speech” but really all about the convoy that might or might not come but sure has him scared. That alone is almost worth the cost of admission. So he called up the NG from all states to come and help save him from the bad old actual working Americans…
To which Gov. DeSantis says,
“I have rejected this request, there will be no Florida National Guard troops sent to D.C…”
Back to the SOTU – I could only watch the first 10 minutes before I got violently ill. In that time I heard him slur his speech at least five times, and he kept talking about “Uranians.” We got trouble in space now, too?
Something my wife picked up on: Biden constantly squinted, one eye and then the other, as he looked back and forth at the teleprompters. Is he having problems with double vision? Seems like it…
Also, what was that knuckle rubbing thing P-lousy was doing?
From what I understand the medication that temporarily relieves some of the dementia symptoms has a side effect of dilating the pupils. Causes the patient to squint even in normal room light conditions.
Since R200 is back in the Governator Schwanzstucker mode … then Jo ought to go straight into domestic housekeeper mode by donning a French maid outfit.
This would in fact be true to life as the Governator Arnold pulled a Kennedy by getting his Schwanzstucker stuck inside of his then maid and regretfully depositing a DNA sample, much to the anger, chagrin and disapproval of his then Kennedy wife.
It may be that the real life Governator is more like a Predator … at least when is comes to the domestic help …
Another Thorne Smith fan: Night Life of the Gods!
Can this day get anymore interesting… No wonder
For some reason, the concept of horny robots amuses me…
Sounds like a plan:
It does, but we can just toss it on the ash heap of history of all the other plans that coulda/shoulda/woulda returned truth and justice to our former Republic but didn’t amount to squat…and still we sit here with our schwanzes stuck up our asses awaiting our fate.
That was Nancy Pelosi’s plan. She wanted to be President. Removing Joe and Kamala then she ges in. She never had the votes.
Let’s use her plan against them.
What a country! What laws!
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