Chance the Gardener.


  • October 25, 2019 at 12:16 am

    You got a real purdy mouth, ain’t you?

    • October 25, 2019 at 11:42 am

      But a much purdier other. Assume the position!

  • October 25, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Lord to be ruttin’ that other white meat and elicit that squeal…

    Zed’s looking a little run down, I wonder why?

    • October 25, 2019 at 2:02 am
      Punta Gorda

      Sam’s a red head. Takes a lot of work to keep up with that.

  • October 25, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Sam’s been feeding one of her addictions.

    • October 25, 2019 at 12:30 am

      And feeding on the Z- Man’s MoJo.

      While she herself looks ready to GoGo.

      Again. Gotta do ‘er or die trying Zed. Either way.

  • October 25, 2019 at 12:25 am

    That is as fine of a cartoon ass as ever you’ll see rendered right there. Sooooie!

    BTW Chris, got your envelope today, thank you.

  • October 25, 2019 at 12:57 am

    Die trying…. What a way to go. It’d’ take three undertakers and a jackhammer to get the smile off my face….

  • October 25, 2019 at 1:16 am
    Too Tall

    Isn’t that supposed to be “Squeeeee!”, not squeal?

    • October 25, 2019 at 9:18 am

      Squeeeel’n from the feeel’n;)

    • October 25, 2019 at 11:46 am

      Another reason to take another route than that “real purdy mouth”.

      Leave them luscious red lips for the Sqeeeeeeeeeeealin’!

  • October 25, 2019 at 4:18 am

    So. Incredibly. Lovely. Ah, red-haired lasses. Like high fastballs and running quarterbacks, I couldn’t say “NO” to any of the three and couldn’t do JACK with any of them. I did manage a small share of sacks with #1 and #3, the win/loss record was way upside down.

  • October 25, 2019 at 5:54 am


    • October 25, 2019 at 5:54 am

      Finally, the view of Sam I’ve waited years for. Totally worth it.

  • October 25, 2019 at 8:12 am
    Bill Willett

    Thanks, Chris, for the envelope I received yesterday. I doubt seriously if I use those coasters as coasters……

    • October 25, 2019 at 11:52 am

      I, OTOH, have already plopped my hot stuff right in the middle of that hot stuff. I mean my coffee ya pervs!

  • October 25, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Best birthday present? A gander of that gal in her birthday suit!

  • October 25, 2019 at 9:45 am
    MAJ Arkay

    Spousal Unit was a mite confused when I opened the envelope. But when I said, “Ohh, deckels!” he was very happy. Flipping a stack of deckels is a drinking game in Germany, and he was very, very good at it.

    Thanks, Chris, for adding to his deckel stack.

  • October 25, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Why is Zed’s tongue hanging out like a dog that’s been chasing furry things in his sleep…

    • October 25, 2019 at 11:50 am

      Furry things, pendulous things, and pretty pink sphincter things…

      As referenced above, he’s draggin’ but he’ll climb back in the saddle and git ‘er done again or die trying. Win-win either way.

  • October 25, 2019 at 11:32 am

    The internet just learned a new trick. Biden’s comm team is catching flak because they launched his “Todos Con Biden” (All With Biden) Latino outreach without first getting todosconbiden-dot-com, so Trump’s people snapped it up and gave it a “Oops, Joe forgot about Latinos” home page. They even got the Twitter handle too.

    But what if Biden’s people did the obvious and shifted the message slightly to “Todos Para Biden” (All For Biden)? I checked, looks like fun:
    WHOIS sez it’s just a one year registration, maybe someone had a coupon and a few bucks. 😉 The matching Twitter handle was free, natch. But the Twitter page could use a header image. Any suggestions?

    • October 25, 2019 at 11:35 am

      Sorry, didn’t pop up as a link. Here:

    • October 25, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      Heading…”But is Biden Para Todos”? Natch.

      • October 25, 2019 at 12:24 pm

        Of course Chris needs a Biden piece up for that, assuming the link will update to the new toon daily?

      • October 25, 2019 at 1:04 pm

        Don’t think TwitFace accepts live links as header images, at least for normal free accounts. Profile pic has to be an upload, no links.

      • October 25, 2019 at 1:22 pm

        Header name you said, not a link for that.

        And you know I don’t know shit about this stuff, but the link that is your name goes to today’s DBD, guess I don’t know why that can’t be updated daily?

      • October 25, 2019 at 4:24 pm

        Huh, fancy header image is up, and Faux Joe is really going at it. This is fine.
        Todos Para Biden on Twitter

      • October 25, 2019 at 5:52 pm

        Very cool. But shouldn’t “biden es para tu?” be “es biden para tu?”, or better/clearer “es biden para todos”?

        I sure hope those responses are clicking through to DBD. 🙂

  • October 25, 2019 at 11:41 am
    Roland Deschain

    Hot Damn!

  • October 25, 2019 at 6:47 pm
    John D. Egbert

    The Envelope arrived in today’s post. Thanx muchly; hope to do more next year. The coasters and “business” cards will repose in a place of honor. Use them? Surely you jest (and I didn’t call you Sure-ly).

    • October 25, 2019 at 8:16 pm

      As I said above I’m using my hot stuff coasters for my hot stuff, and first chance I get I’m going to try to pass off those business cards for preferred entry into some secret alternate-dimension club. Or to get cash. See how it goes.



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