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  • August 12, 2018 at 12:03 am
    Merle

    so just how functional is this thing?

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    • August 12, 2018 at 10:11 am
      Old Codger

      At minus 5 degrees (C or F) does it matter? Hellova way/place to get frostbite!

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      • August 12, 2018 at 5:34 pm
        Grunt GI

        And yet, I know a few of my shipmates that would try…

      • August 13, 2018 at 12:43 am
        Punta Gorda

        Gawd, I didn’t need to remember that. Some twit got a shipmate a miniature inflatable sheep as a prank gift for his pre wedding party. It was found 3 months later up in combat stuffed behind a bookshelf. Used.

  • August 12, 2018 at 12:04 am
    Bill M

    This is getting interesting. Too bad Jeeves is no longer around. That would really be ‘interesting.’

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  • August 12, 2018 at 12:04 am

    Well sheit’s obviously cold, check those nips!

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    • August 12, 2018 at 12:07 am

      And that BTW is it’s proper name…both in the descriptive and exclamatory manner. “What’s that?” “That’s a she/it.” “well, SHEIT!”

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  • August 12, 2018 at 12:19 am
    formwiz

    Hate to say this, but who does she look like from the neck up?

    (and it ain’t somebody you like)

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    • August 12, 2018 at 12:30 am
      interventor

      The Hildabeast!

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  • August 12, 2018 at 12:56 am
    Pete231

    How long does she last on a full charge ? Pretty impressive software…..

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  • August 12, 2018 at 3:31 am
    Halley

    A sexbot Naomi – I see no downside to this…

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  • August 12, 2018 at 6:56 am

    But yeah, the baby bulge has to go. OR…we have a new life form.

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  • August 12, 2018 at 7:19 am
    eon

    I find it fascinating that she can look so demure while standing there essentially nude.

    Well done, CM.

    cheers

    eon

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    • August 12, 2018 at 7:24 am
      MasterDiver

      That was the secret to the classic 1960’s Playboy photography.

      Zar Belk!

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    • August 12, 2018 at 8:46 pm
      Merle

      essentially? how about totally?

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  • August 12, 2018 at 8:10 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Sexbot? At -5 degrees? I think not. Unless the man wants his penis frozen solid, snapped off, then presented back to him as a memory of what-used-to-be.

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    • August 12, 2018 at 10:56 am
      rickn8or

      Many divorced men know exactly what you’re talking about.

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  • August 12, 2018 at 8:12 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    How thick and detailed is the instruction manual for R1000?

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  • August 12, 2018 at 8:18 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So one-of-a-kind, even Uncle Sam doesn’t have one yet. But I’ll bet they’ve spied it out and know that it’s there.
    Not that they won’t try to steal this one away from the DD Ranch.
    Let the hilarity and fun begin.

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  • August 12, 2018 at 10:38 am
    Delilah T

    Hmmm… a minu 5F temperature, and a strangely crude rendering of a former politico. What can it mean…?

    Ah! I have it! Hah! Lure them straight into….. Oh, noooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    Nicely done, CM. Nicely done.

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    • August 12, 2018 at 4:53 pm
      Chris Muir

      that’s naomi’s face!

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      • August 13, 2018 at 1:35 am
        S'aaruuk

        We know that’s what you were going for Chris. But seriously…..look at the shadowing, the “hair” and angle…..sorry ol’ man, but she looks more like Da Hildabeest than Naomi.

        Even though I KNEW it was supposed to be “Naomi” the FIRST person I thought of when I saw the face was HRC.

  • August 12, 2018 at 11:54 am
    Pamela

    Gives new meaning to colder than a witch’s tit.

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    • August 12, 2018 at 2:31 pm
      WayneM

      That’s exactly where I was going with it…

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  • August 12, 2018 at 12:54 pm
    JSStryker

    Are Damon, Jan and the kids ever going back to the DD?

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  • August 13, 2018 at 12:43 am
    pyrodice

    it’s… an anti-sexbot?

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  • August 13, 2018 at 12:46 am
    Punta Gorda

    Gotta have a name… “Ice Queen?”

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  • August 13, 2018 at 12:55 am
    TomZ

    The site seems to be a little slower than usual with an update.
    I hope there is nothing serious going on.

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    • August 13, 2018 at 8:31 am
      Chris Muir

      The site’s fine, but I’m a little slower these days, arghh.Heh

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  • August 13, 2018 at 4:23 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Bob Hope: “You Mean Like Democrats” (1940)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIKZ42DaiA

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  • August 14, 2018 at 9:49 am
    David Grimes

    Baby bulge? Damn. I snorted my coffee.

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