Day By Day


  • Merle

    so just how functional is this thing?

    • Old Codger

      At minus 5 degrees (C or F) does it matter? Hellova way/place to get frostbite!

      • Grunt GI

        And yet, I know a few of my shipmates that would try…

        • Punta Gorda

          Gawd, I didn’t need to remember that. Some twit got a shipmate a miniature inflatable sheep as a prank gift for his pre wedding party. It was found 3 months later up in combat stuffed behind a bookshelf. Used.

  • Bill M

    This is getting interesting. Too bad Jeeves is no longer around. That would really be ‘interesting.’

  • JTC

    Well sheit’s obviously cold, check those nips!

    • JTC

      And that BTW is it’s proper name…both in the descriptive and exclamatory manner. “What’s that?” “That’s a she/it.” “well, SHEIT!”

  • formwiz

    Hate to say this, but who does she look like from the neck up?

    (and it ain’t somebody you like)

    • interventor

      The Hildabeast!

  • Pete231

    How long does she last on a full charge ? Pretty impressive software…..

  • Halley

    A sexbot Naomi – I see no downside to this…

  • But yeah, the baby bulge has to go. OR…we have a new life form.

  • eon

    I find it fascinating that she can look so demure while standing there essentially nude.

    Well done, CM.



    • MasterDiver

      That was the secret to the classic 1960’s Playboy photography.

      Zar Belk!

    • Merle

      essentially? how about totally?

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Sexbot? At -5 degrees? I think not. Unless the man wants his penis frozen solid, snapped off, then presented back to him as a memory of what-used-to-be.

    • rickn8or

      Many divorced men know exactly what you’re talking about.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    How thick and detailed is the instruction manual for R1000?

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    So one-of-a-kind, even Uncle Sam doesn’t have one yet. But I’ll bet they’ve spied it out and know that it’s there.
    Not that they won’t try to steal this one away from the DD Ranch.
    Let the hilarity and fun begin.

  • Delilah T

    Hmmm… a minu 5F temperature, and a strangely crude rendering of a former politico. What can it mean…?

    Ah! I have it! Hah! Lure them straight into….. Oh, noooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    Nicely done, CM. Nicely done.

    • Chris Muir

      that’s naomi’s face!

      • S'aaruuk

        We know that’s what you were going for Chris. But seriously…..look at the shadowing, the “hair” and angle…..sorry ol’ man, but she looks more like Da Hildabeest than Naomi.

        Even though I KNEW it was supposed to be “Naomi” the FIRST person I thought of when I saw the face was HRC.

  • Pamela

    Gives new meaning to colder than a witch’s tit.

    • WayneM

      That’s exactly where I was going with it…

  • JSStryker

    Are Damon, Jan and the kids ever going back to the DD?

  • pyrodice

    it’s… an anti-sexbot?

  • Punta Gorda

    Gotta have a name… “Ice Queen?”

  • TomZ

    The site seems to be a little slower than usual with an update.
    I hope there is nothing serious going on.

    • Chris Muir

      The site’s fine, but I’m a little slower these days, arghh.Heh

  • David Grimes

    Baby bulge? Damn. I snorted my coffee.


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