Opposites Attract.


  • June 2, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    “I thought they were packing material…”

    They will be.

    • June 3, 2015 at 1:03 am


      On a more serious note, Jenner better savor these fifteen minutes of fame – becuase “Caitlyn” is indeed doomed to become a punchline.

  • June 3, 2015 at 12:12 am

    Too funny, Bruce!

  • June 3, 2015 at 12:54 am
    B Woodman

    Sorry, Sam. Zed ain’t got the face nor the figure for it. And all that facial hair. . . (had to be specific).

  • June 3, 2015 at 1:24 am
    Ming the Merciless

    With Barry Hussein in the White House, he, Jenner and their like are running the world. Is it any wonder that the million man, trillion dollar Iraqi army is running away from 800 neckbeaded baboons?

    • June 3, 2015 at 1:27 am
      Ming the Merciless

      The first katamite president is turning civilisation into Sodom and Gomorrha…

      • June 3, 2015 at 1:33 am

        And the punishment/retribution will be the same, and just as well earned.

      • June 3, 2015 at 1:52 am
        Ming the Merciless

        With Pooty Poot giving nukes to the mollahs of Iran and the Saudi buying all those of Pakistan, the sand monkeys likely wont have any to spare to nuke Israel…Get the popcorn, it’s gonna be a bumpy night…

  • June 3, 2015 at 1:44 am
    Ming the Merciless

    Yes, the Caitlyn jokes are starting already…

  • June 3, 2015 at 5:37 am
    Bill G

    I think they’ll be the packaging material…and what packages they are!

    • June 3, 2015 at 5:58 am

      As Heinlein said, what’s implied is always more interesting at first. It’s the overture to the full symphony later.



  • June 3, 2015 at 6:36 am

    That name won’t be used for baby girls for quite a while.

    I wonder how much CGI was used for the pictures.

    • June 3, 2015 at 9:16 am

      Yea, that’s the question. In the movie “Priscilla queen of the desert” The director would not let the dude who was Priscilla have a mirror. The movie was shot under the harsh lighting of the Australian outback. It is “Harsh”.

  • June 3, 2015 at 7:54 am

    For some reason, I figured Caitlyn would go by Jenny Bruce… oh well…

    • June 3, 2015 at 10:08 am

      No,think about it-it’s all an attention grabbing ploy to keep the Kardashians in the media spotlight,and there aren’t any other famous “Caitlyns”,so marketing and media types won’t get confused.

  • June 3, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Hey! whoever did the makeup job for “Caitlyn’s” cover photo shoot did a fairly good job. So quickly….grab Rosie O’Donnell and help her it look like a woman.

    • June 3, 2015 at 8:46 am

      Maybe they can help Rosie, but can you imagine the reaction of the makeover “artists” if Hillzabeast came calling? There ain’t enough plastique makeup in all of Hollowood for that.

      • June 3, 2015 at 8:59 am

        Aw C’mon….they make spatulas and putty knives in a large variety of widths. A little bondo here and there, touch up with a 6″ 40 grit side grinder to smoothen it out…..

  • June 3, 2015 at 10:25 am
    Grunt GI

    OYYYY, who the #^%%^ cares about some has been athlete on a TV freak show chopping off his johnson?

    The world is going to hell in a handbasket..and THIS is what passes for news?!?!?!

    Sigh, on a lighter note, I kinda think Zed looks awesome with the specs…sort of the intellectual sniper look..and as an older guy with bifocals, I bet his HAWT wife probably digs the distinguished look too….mine does. 🙂

  • June 3, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    Ref “Caitlyn” – I understand (though haven’t verified) that the SWJ’s have already made over the Wiki entry for the former Bruce Jenner.

    Allegedly, it’s now declared that “she” is the “first woman” to have won the Men’s Decathlon. {Aarggh, blaarff!}

    • June 3, 2015 at 2:51 pm
      John Greer

      In total defiance of the Olympic rules that state if it’s got male DNA it’s male.

  • June 3, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Comcast is blocking DBD, again.

    • June 3, 2015 at 3:25 pm
      Chris Muir

      maybe its all the boobehs.

      • June 3, 2015 at 5:30 pm

        Depends on to whom the boobehs are attached.

      • June 3, 2015 at 7:50 pm

        And the definition of boobehs; in the broad (heh) context or the broader context, in which latter case Comcast better hire some more blockers.

  • June 3, 2015 at 10:23 pm
    Ming the Merciless

    What about the REAL woman, Kim Howe the dizzy “bimbo Caitlyn” deliberately murdered last month by pushing her into traffic? I guess money WILL keep you out of jail…
    NOT PAYING A CENT say twinky!
    Poofter not so pretty when holding on his money:

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