Day By Day


  • David M

    And the problem is?????

    Where else should his hand be? Were I him, mine would be there as well!

    That’s a damn fine place for his hand to be!

    • Chris Muir

      She IS smiling…

      • David M

        All is well with the world indeed! (At least in this mall microcosm of wishful reality)…

  • Big Jim


  • B Woodman

    “Me? A man of honorable intention?”
    “And yet your hand is on my ass.”

    And where else should it be? Y’all are married to each other. Jan, you could just as easily put your hand on Damon’s ass.
    It’s not like the relationship between the US citizenry and the various levels of Gooberment (especially Federales), where they “feel” they can do anything to us, but we can’t touch them.
    SURPRISE!! Just wait until 4GW comes knocking at their collective (home and work) (see what I did there?) doors.

  • Dave

    Oh, for the days when sexual misconduct in the oval office was the biggest scandal.

  • Bill G

    Yes, a husband’s hand would be expected to have familiarity with his wife’s ass.
    It is the gummint’s actions that are unnatural.

  • Kevin M

    My hand. Your Heinie.

    Business meeting.


  • Pamela

    Now Jan would really take exception if Damon’s hand were firmly grasping some behind other than her’s.

    Slick Willie he is not. A man with power that coveted the many which were not his, and put up with/avoided the ass who was.

  • JTC

    Not to give Mr. Bill a pass for adultery, but it has to be rough for Mr. Johnson waking up next to the Hillzabeast.

    And there’s this: earning his Slick Willie nickname under the desk kept that boy preoccupied so that the powerful medicine administered under Reagan/Bush1 could work their wonders it’s what made the 90’s the most prosperous decade of my lifetime. Bill might take the credit heaped on him by his blind admirers and minions, but we -and he- know the truth.

  • JTC

    Forgot the ampersand.

    “…wonder; it’s…”

    Punctuation; it’s a good thing.

    • John M


      • JTC

        Language; it’s a good thing. πŸ™‚

        • John M

          Pedantic Grammar Nazi – do you know what an octothorp is?

  • rooftop voter

    God I love this place…………. I no longer feel alone in the world.

    Imagine a world where Men were Men and everybody had his hands on his wife’s ass……. There would be far fewer wars.

    Question, would Bruce have to grab his own ass?

    • Bad Cyborg

      Has to. Ain’t got nothing else to grab these days.

      • Pamela

        I thought he bought a gross of tuck-ins…

  • precision270

    No dear that’s my ass. Has been since before the marriage, just so you know. And I am very proud to have it so I touch it frequently.
    The touching it should not concern you, if I should ever stop touching it, then you should grow concerned.

  • JBubba57

    Hey, Chris. I like the way you draw the characters differently in the…….outside the actual strip. The strip versions, for lack of a better word, are sort of anime-ish to me, and the outside-strip versions are more graphic, more realistic, sort of Marvel-comic like. Well, poor descriptions on my part, but there is a difference, and I like it, and I wondered if you have a description to share of the two versions/styles.

    • Chris Muir

      ? No DBD strips are in the ads.

      • JBubba57

        Sorry for the poor description. It’s the images of the 4 main characters showing at the bottom in the red-border fund-raiser notice that frames the strip, and it’s the multi-character image on the actual page that comes up when I click the fund-raiser notice. I’m using Chrome as my browser on a Windows box with Win7 pro, if that changes anything. I figured there’s some industry-standard term to describe your images (what they are and where) but I’m clueless about that, so I just called them “ads” and gave the other wordy words.

        • Chris Muir

          Duh! I gotcha. Yeah, those are a different style, done at the style for Don patrons, kinda semi-realistic. The Don Level Patrons help the toon’s art rise to a better level.

  • Bad Cyborg

    β€œMe? A man of honorable intention?”
    β€œAnd yet your hand is on my ass.”

    Indeed it is, my dear. Is that a problem?

  • Roxanne

    Chris, How do I make a donation without receiving any merchandise?

    • Chris Muir

      Hey there,Roxanne! Simply pick a level, buy, the next page will have a button where you can select ‘no merch’ (it’s set to ‘yes mercy’ as a default.) πŸ™‚

      • B Woodman

        “mercy” => “merch” (merchandise)

        • Chris Muir

          gotdamn autospell.

  • SteveInCO

    If there is a more honorable intention than making love to your significant other, it escapes me at the moment.

    • B Woodman

      And there HAS to be foreplay. Hence the ass-touching (to start).

  • JTC

    Hate to break it to you whippersnappers out there, but there comes a time when the ass-touching often IS the lovemaking…all the honorable intentions in the world notwithstanding. πŸ™

    • Pamela

      There is speaking in tongues…

      • RayNAiken

        There are two ways that comment can be taken.
        (I’m speaking from a dirty old man perspective.)

      • JTC

        oui oui, soixante neuf! πŸ˜‰

  • And then there’s speaking from the perspective of a cunning linguist …

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