Shut Up and Drive.


  • April 24, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Dayummm (as in Day by Dayummm).

    Civvies or skivvies, that can fall out in front of me anytime.

    Did I mention I’m an Ass Man? 🙂

    • April 25, 2016 at 7:38 am

      Funny, I’ve never ‘mentioned’ it, but I have been ‘told’ I am.

      • April 25, 2016 at 9:03 am

        A reference to a linked ASSMAN Seinfeld skit from a decade or three ago…hilarious. And true for me. 😉

  • April 24, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    We live to serve.

    • April 25, 2016 at 5:49 pm
      John M.

      Just remember – “To Serve Man” can have several connotations, a la Twilight Zone. “Fried Green Tomatoes” anyone?

  • April 24, 2016 at 10:02 pm
    B Woodman

    With the “uniform” that Sam designed, it’s difficult to envision anything staying IN. (yum).

  • April 24, 2016 at 10:11 pm
    B Woodman

    Just because you can cook the haute cuisine, doesn’t mean that’s what the management and new menu wants. And it takes time to learn how to do any new (to you) cooking food and method. So don’t feel neglected, or pushed aside. For now, go with the flow Look, listen, learn. Your turn will come again. Be an asset. Not an ass (wait. . . . .)

  • April 24, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    You gonna use a chef as a waitress??
    Yeah, this wont end in disaster

    • April 24, 2016 at 10:26 pm

      Of course, out on the floor she’s handy in case they need a bouncer. Say, if a bunch of PETA/Vegan twits rush the door to do their blood-throwing “Meat Is Murder!” thing.

      Or if some “refugees” come in to demonstrate against the haraam menu. (Does Mossad have a distinctive battle-cry they’d recognize, just before they get pounded into couscous?)



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      • April 25, 2016 at 8:55 pm

        What’s Hebrew for “dodge this”…

  • April 24, 2016 at 10:37 pm
    Greg B

    This talk of brisket make me hungry.
    And there isn’t any place in this god forsaken state that does good brisket.
    With the crispy burnt up end bits.

  • April 24, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    So many skills, so many thrills… and it appears the mysterious Travis might become a regular. I wonder what he brings to the table besides culinary skills?

    • April 25, 2016 at 12:51 am

      Excellent question.

  • April 24, 2016 at 11:10 pm
    Big Jim

    Well I can hardly wait to see where this goes….and I love brisket!

  • April 24, 2016 at 11:32 pm
    Bill M

    Mmmmm, brisket.

  • April 25, 2016 at 12:50 am

    Wait, what? Naomi was doing it all already, wasn’t she? Primarily kitchen, yes, but I’m a bit confused at the moment. Staying tuned, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel tomorrow…

    • April 25, 2016 at 8:33 pm
      Greg B

      And honestly, Zed seems somewhat dismissive of Naomi’s culinary skills.
      Or is that just me?

  • April 25, 2016 at 12:51 am

    Gird your loins, men, and your pork butts, too……

  • April 25, 2016 at 4:30 am

    Are those golden cheeks male or female?

    “My black cod?” That generates an image I’d rather not eat.

    • April 25, 2016 at 9:06 am

      What??? You are one rotten grape! :/

    • April 25, 2016 at 5:54 pm
      John M.

      “Blackened, Naomi, BLACKENED!!! …and isn’t it usually Redfish?

      • April 25, 2016 at 6:50 pm
        S Hooks

        Actually, there is a cod species called black cod. It’s also sometimes referred to as sablefish.

  • April 25, 2016 at 5:18 am
    Bill G

    Fallout? Known in Hollyweird as ‘costume malfunctions’.

  • April 25, 2016 at 6:36 am
  • April 25, 2016 at 6:51 am

    Travis might make good Burnt Ends, but a meal includes sides and a really fine dessert(s).
    The civvies and their lack of falling out is wise considering some in the area that think nothing of trespassing into personal space. Well concealed gives more cover to carry implements.

    • April 25, 2016 at 7:41 am
      Cliff H

      Theiss Titillation Theory:
      “The sexiness of an outfit is directly proportional to the possibility that a vital piece of it might fall off.”

      • April 25, 2016 at 8:57 pm

        When photographing scantily clad women, one I know christened that look as “underboob” or “sideboob” 🙂

    • April 25, 2016 at 1:34 pm

      Miss Pamela, if the burnt ends are good enough, that IS the meal…

      • April 25, 2016 at 7:06 pm

        Ends are not a meal in my book.
        A meal has at least tequila, plus a sweet

      • April 25, 2016 at 8:46 pm

        Pamela,would you settle for bourbon and pie? Are you free for dinner on Sat nite?

  • April 25, 2016 at 8:26 am
    Gus Bailey

    Oh goodie.

  • April 25, 2016 at 8:31 am

    This new guy and little or nothing known about his background is just a bit confuzzling. Something is not right. The six principles here have the contacts and capacity to know for sure just who they are dealing with, but they are not looking? Hmmph!

  • April 25, 2016 at 8:46 am


    I see some serious tension between the mysterious visitor and the Ex-Mossad agent………..

    This could be interesting.

  • April 25, 2016 at 9:36 am
    Spin Drift

    What is it with story arcs from left field? I thought for sure that the DCFS was going to show up at the Ice Cream parlor to take the kids after Sam threatened to spank her brood. Now that would have been good. We would probably get to see the pink ‘Vette again.

    As already stated I thought Naomi was already cooking?

    Spin Drift
    Eláte kai párte ta paidiá
    War Damn Eagle

    • April 25, 2016 at 10:28 am
      Chris Muir

      I’ll do the writing,Spin.That ok?

      • April 25, 2016 at 2:50 pm

        That’s funny. I got a laugh. Thanks.

      • April 25, 2016 at 3:08 pm
        Spin Drift

        Yes Sir, No problem Sir, Won’t happen again Sir! No really, if I blew a story arc, I’m sorry.


      • April 25, 2016 at 4:19 pm
        Chris Muir


    • April 25, 2016 at 2:42 pm
      Old Codger

      They are out in far west Texas. You know; “Miles and miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles and miles”? They were probably a good distance from the county seat where the nearest DCFS office might be. There is a good chance that thee isn’t a DCFS office in that county. Also, outside of the big leftist areas – Houston, San Antonio, Dallas and Austin – most people would not blink at such a threat from a mom. Most of Texas is serious “spare the rod and spoil the child” country.

    • April 25, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      I don’t think the DCFS has either the manpower or armory to get to THOSE kids.

  • April 25, 2016 at 9:37 am

    …from my point of view…:-D…the DBD graphics envelope just got pushed a little further…

  • April 25, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Naomi. Cooking or not she is Smokin!

  • April 25, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Oh man, I adore yoga pants on slim fit women!
    Wait! was that out loud? I guess I’ve blown my nice guy cover?

    Do Not tell me where Naomi has her EDC stashed when wearing those yoga pants. It’s got to be in a loose top we can’t see in this view.

    • April 25, 2016 at 6:05 pm


      Be thankful Naomi does not require port and starboard running lights whilst wearing her yoga pants. She at least understands the laws of physics, and does not try to compress more mass into a smaller space.

      • April 25, 2016 at 8:58 pm

        Yes. Naomi wears them well.

  • April 25, 2016 at 6:37 pm
    Delilah T.

    OH, if only the PETA-vegan people would show up! If only, just so that someone could let them know they’ll all end up with calcium-depletion-related bone loss by the time they’re 60. Crumble away to dust!

    When will stuff like food, pets, and weather no longer be deemed religious choices? When? I only ask, because I had a battle with the ants this morning (Hey, it’s MY house! Piss off!) and I won.

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