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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:11 am

    “…a mammal roasting another?”

    And with that simple quip Le Machine loses all claim to the “real wimmen” label it (Jo) so anxiously accepted yesterday.

    Incapable of experiencing the joys of fine ‘Q…or love, or empathy. So, a slam-dunk as a prog politician. She (it) will out-Biden Biden easily.

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    • September 3, 2019 at 12:46 am
      kadaka

      So you’d be uninterested in any fine Asian females who prefer sushi. Oh well, more for me.

      Snopes Rates Biden’s Claim That 2+2=5 As ‘Mostly True’

      Plugs has become his own parody. Will someone please inform him the public will respect him more if he bows out gracefully now?

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      • September 3, 2019 at 12:54 am
        John M.

        One could say that Biden was 80% right, but you need better precision than that in most fields…

      • September 3, 2019 at 7:43 am
        interventor

        Plenty of fields, where 80 percent correct, results in 100 percent dead.

      • September 3, 2019 at 8:32 am
        NotYetInACamp

        I grew up being taught maths using common core. That is a
        very good answer you gave us there, Joey. It is not a wrong answer. And little Joey, stop wandering your hands all over little Betty and sit down in your own seat.

      • September 4, 2019 at 12:32 am
        interventor

        Usually, maths is used by Brits and math, by Americans.

      • September 3, 2019 at 9:13 am

        It’s not a sexy Asian though it can pretend to be to fool you, or to kill you…that Travis is pretty sharp.

        It’s just a shape-shifting machine, dude. Much like Biden, but his programming is failing so she can do it better.

      • September 3, 2019 at 10:51 am
        JSStryker

        I’m curious would Jo be considered an American citizen or an Argentinian citizen since that is where she was built?

      • September 3, 2019 at 11:07 am

        Of course the prog machine is doing the Epstein on Biden, giving him the time and the stage and the exposure to kill his ownself slowly…

        Wonder why though? It ain’t the Billary murder machine this time…so who. Or what? Until recently I would have said BoMo, but that recent Kennedyesque palace purchase would seem to obviate that.

        What then? Kammy? Fauxcahontas? Ain’t seein’ it.

      • September 3, 2019 at 9:38 am
        Old Codger

        Ah, kadaka, you do realize that Babylon Bee is a satire website, don’t you?

      • September 3, 2019 at 3:05 pm
        John

        It wasn’t that long ago that one could rely on Snopes to actually tell you the truth.
        So in this particular case one must ask: Is it actually parody or is it true?

      • September 3, 2019 at 9:21 pm
        kadaka

        The story is satire of Snopes’ blatant buttkissing of libs.

        Snopes is here to explain to us how Joe Biden’s inaccuracy-filled war story wasn’t really all that false

        That Biden could have said it is sadly the truth.

      • September 4, 2019 at 5:57 am
        Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

        It’s the Babylon Bee. ‘Nuff said.

  • September 3, 2019 at 12:17 am
    Too Tall

    The last panel is truly a work of the arts, visual and literate.. Chris you need to include Jo’s romper in the first line of Muir’s Designer Women’s Clothing.

    Jo has almost as much sass as Sam.

    James Nance Garner would probably heartily endorse a robot VP.

    James Garner (Bret Maverick) would probably heartily endorse Jo.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:50 am
    John M.

    So Jo is still having problems with the idiom… think about the trouble Data had in the first few seasons of “Star Trek, the Next Generation.” Brent Spiner dead-panned it perfectly.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:58 am
    Buck

    My last name is Manwiller. Change one letter………

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    • September 3, 2019 at 1:07 am
      kadaka

      I have known at least one woman who was a Manwilter.

      Good luck, Florida.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 1:00 am
    WayneM

    Imagine the fun when Jo playfully morphs into Killery.. or another number of other ne’er-do-wells… on the campaign trail…

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:40 am
    eon

    Actually what he said was exactly correct in three ways. In reference to Jo’s beauty, her repartee’, and her purely tactical attributes.

    clear ether

    eon

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  • September 3, 2019 at 8:02 am
    Punta Gorda

    I don’t think Jo has killed anybody. She made a crapload of them limp a bit with that claymore stunt but they lived.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:43 am
    Polly Cy

    She’s just Biden her time…

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:55 am
    Punta Gorda

    Thighs that could crack walnuts…

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    • September 3, 2019 at 10:16 am
      Old Codger

      Yeah, but whatta way to go! 😉

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:07 am
    Budd Moss

    “Y’all” So Jo is plural now? Is she/it schizoid, or has just self-replicated?

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:21 am
    GWB

    “…a mammal roasting another?”
    No. A human roasting an animal. We are not “mammals” in the sense of equivalent to the lower order creatures. We are humans, not animals. *cue Joseph Merrick wail*

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    • September 3, 2019 at 11:34 am

      A distinction not only lost but irrelevant to the purposes of the Elite.

      And speaking of humans v. animals, irrelevance to their purposes… WHY DOESN’T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING?

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/chicagos-bloody-labor-day-weekend-sees-at-least-35-shot-7-of-them-killed/ar-AAGIcE9?li=BBnb7Kz

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      • September 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm
        cb

        Isn’t ‘the something’ enforcement of existing law? Is anyone prosecuted for lying when trying to purchase a gun? Texas Governor Reveals Odessa Mass Murderer Failed Background Check, Indicating He Obtained Weapon Illegally

      • September 3, 2019 at 2:53 pm

        Well of course.

        But that’s the whole “irrelevant to their (true) purpose” part.

        They don’t give a shit about thugs, wackjobs and criminals.

        It’s YOUR guns they want.

      • September 4, 2019 at 9:45 pm

        ANY firearms that may be used by Patriotic Citizens against a tyrannical government are herewith verboten.

      • September 3, 2019 at 10:20 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        https://bigleaguepolitics.com/alabama-high-school-mass-shooting-with-10-victims-largely-ignored-by-fake-news-media/

        Last Friday. Did anyone hear about this on bapfMSM?
        It did not fit their narrative.

      • September 3, 2019 at 10:50 pm

        Every Friday and Saturday in Chitown, Overtown, LAtown…

        But what do you want them to do, consider that the destruction of family, morals, discipline, and personal responsibility that they engineered is responsible for this shit and not the hardware?

        That is NOT the “something” that they have in mind getting done.

  • September 3, 2019 at 11:44 am
    Pamela

    Mankiller? Jo as VP could reduce the “Stupid” gene by doing radical vasectomies on selected persons.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Jo will be disqualified for two reasons:
    Manufactured outside the U.S.
    Not at least 35 years old.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 8:09 pm
    cb
  • September 4, 2019 at 12:10 am
    Too Tall

    So Creepy, Sleepy, Gropy, “Plugs” Biden has announced he doesn’t need to win the Iowa caucus to win the Progtard DildoCrat nomination. Which means his internal polling shows him losing badly.

    Perhaps he can be Mayor Pete’s running mate.

    I’m kinda looking forward to the Butt/Plugs 2020 bumper stickers.

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    • September 4, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      Butt? Plugs? Buttplugs! The perfect identification!

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Uh oh.

    We are experiencing a temporary weather delay.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/Weather/today/indialanticfloridaunited-states/we-city?q=indialantic-florida&form=PRWLAS&iso=US&el=NfAUJ3KE3QM1XghO7QM5Xg%3d%3d

    Please stay tuned for your regularly scheduled ‘toon.

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    • September 4, 2019 at 12:18 am

      Our old “friend” Dorian is hard right from Chris’ little sandbar at this moment. Not direct, but substantial effects.

      He’ll be fine, but if you’d like to say a little prayer on his behalf, now’s the time.

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      • September 4, 2019 at 9:48 pm

        Amen!

    • September 4, 2019 at 12:24 am
      kadaka

      Seems likely the updater settings were off again, the comic should’ve been already uploaded by now. He should be tired, he’ll get it tomorrow.

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      • September 4, 2019 at 12:31 am

        No power, no ‘toon regardless of settings I would guess?

      • September 4, 2019 at 1:29 am
        kadaka

        Internet sez the site is IP address 205.149.133.70 which is tied to Creative Network Innovations in Melbourne. The site is still up so the server’s running, and it’s accepting comments so it’s not just cached. The site is ready to be updated, even from Chris’ smartphone, when he gets to it.

      • September 4, 2019 at 7:24 am
        MasterDiver

        Deploying with the SC State Guard. We expect to be in p-lace in Marion County like we were for Florence. This is the third year in a row for these folks. God bless ’em. We have a couple more boats to add to the effort, so we should be busy. Heed the warnings. If you are in a flood zone, EVACUATE!
        Keep safe, Chris. I’ll catch up on Monday!

        Zar Belk!

      • September 4, 2019 at 11:47 am

        YOU stay safe MD, glad there are men like you available willing and able when needed. Prayers for you and yours. JTC

  • September 4, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Dorian. D.R.A.I.N.O. Drain the swamp?

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