Friends, Men & Women ← Previous post Next post → Comments JTC Sep 03 2019 at 12:11 am “…a mammal roasting another?” And with that simple quip Le Machine loses all claim to the “real wimmen” label it (Jo) so anxiously accepted yesterday. Incapable of experiencing the joys of fine ‘Q…or love, or empathy. So, a slam-dunk as a prog politician. She (it) will out-Biden Biden easily. kadaka Sep 03 2019 at 12:46 am So you’d be uninterested in any fine Asian females who prefer sushi. Oh well, more for me. Snopes Rates Biden’s Claim That 2+2=5 As ‘Mostly True’ Plugs has become his own parody. Will someone please inform him the public will respect him more if he bows out gracefully now? John M. Sep 03 2019 at 12:54 am One could say that Biden was 80% right, but you need better precision than that in most fields… interventor Sep 03 2019 at 7:43 am Plenty of fields, where 80 percent correct, results in 100 percent dead. NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 8:32 am I grew up being taught maths using common core. That is a very good answer you gave us there, Joey. It is not a wrong answer. And little Joey, stop wandering your hands all over little Betty and sit down in your own seat. interventor Sep 04 2019 at 12:32 am Usually, maths is used by Brits and math, by Americans. JTC Sep 03 2019 at 9:13 am It’s not a sexy Asian though it can pretend to be to fool you, or to kill you…that Travis is pretty sharp. It’s just a shape-shifting machine, dude. Much like Biden, but his programming is failing so she can do it better. JSStryker Sep 03 2019 at 10:51 am I’m curious would Jo be considered an American citizen or an Argentinian citizen since that is where she was built? JTC Sep 03 2019 at 11:07 am Of course the prog machine is doing the Epstein on Biden, giving him the time and the stage and the exposure to kill his ownself slowly… Wonder why though? It ain’t the Billary murder machine this time…so who. Or what? Until recently I would have said BoMo, but that recent Kennedyesque palace purchase would seem to obviate that. What then? Kammy? Fauxcahontas? Ain’t seein’ it. Old Codger Sep 03 2019 at 9:38 am Ah, kadaka, you do realize that Babylon Bee is a satire website, don’t you? John Sep 03 2019 at 3:05 pm It wasn’t that long ago that one could rely on Snopes to actually tell you the truth. So in this particular case one must ask: Is it actually parody or is it true? kadaka Sep 03 2019 at 9:21 pm The story is satire of Snopes’ blatant buttkissing of libs. Snopes is here to explain to us how Joe Biden’s inaccuracy-filled war story wasn’t really all that false That Biden could have said it is sadly the truth. Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman Sep 04 2019 at 5:57 am It’s the Babylon Bee. ‘Nuff said. Too Tall Sep 03 2019 at 12:17 am The last panel is truly a work of the arts, visual and literate.. Chris you need to include Jo’s romper in the first line of Muir’s Designer Women’s Clothing. Jo has almost as much sass as Sam. James Nance Garner would probably heartily endorse a robot VP. James Garner (Bret Maverick) would probably heartily endorse Jo. John M. Sep 03 2019 at 12:50 am So Jo is still having problems with the idiom… think about the trouble Data had in the first few seasons of “Star Trek, the Next Generation.” Brent Spiner dead-panned it perfectly. Buck Sep 03 2019 at 12:58 am My last name is Manwiller. Change one letter……… kadaka Sep 03 2019 at 1:07 am I have known at least one woman who was a Manwilter. Good luck, Florida. interventor Sep 03 2019 at 7:45 am About a decade ago, the chief of the Cherokee nation was a lady named Mankiller. John Sep 03 2019 at 3:10 pm And my grandmother bought some lakefront property in Oklahoma from a man named Sixkiller Pickup. I’ll say one thing for Native American names, they can be innovative. NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 8:34 am https://safehouselounge.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/updated-dorian-track-with-timing.png Check back with us. Old Codger Sep 03 2019 at 10:13 am NYIAC, getting access denied error when trying to access the link. Was hoping to be able to track Dorian since the authors of my two favorite web comics are (roughly) in it’s path. Mr. M in Florida and Petercat in the Carolinas. Fortunately everything is on the east – i.e. less intense – side of the storm. Hoopefully you folks on the east coast will just get some rain without damaging winds. NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 10:18 am https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at5+shtml/174436.shtml?cone#contents Looking better for me. The artist is still not out of the mire. But close. We might know by October. Current motion over the water is One mph. NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 10:15 am https://i2.wp.com/bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Updated-Dorian-track-with-timing.png accessible. JSStryker Sep 03 2019 at 10:55 am Love the dates posted on this one. JTC Sep 03 2019 at 11:29 am Heh. Making eldest daughter’s sloth and pissed-off pussy’s ‘toon links all the more prescient: https://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2019/08/omg-were-all-gonna-die.html NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 1:56 pm Love ’em. WayneM Sep 03 2019 at 1:00 am Imagine the fun when Jo playfully morphs into Killery.. or another number of other ne’er-do-wells… on the campaign trail… eon Sep 03 2019 at 4:40 am Actually what he said was exactly correct in three ways. In reference to Jo’s beauty, her repartee’, and her purely tactical attributes. clear ether eon Punta Gorda Sep 03 2019 at 8:02 am I don’t think Jo has killed anybody. She made a crapload of them limp a bit with that claymore stunt but they lived. Polly Cy Sep 03 2019 at 9:43 am She’s just Biden her time… Punta Gorda Sep 03 2019 at 9:55 am Thighs that could crack walnuts… Old Codger Sep 03 2019 at 10:16 am Yeah, but whatta way to go! 😉 Budd Moss Sep 03 2019 at 10:07 am “Y’all” So Jo is plural now? Is she/it schizoid, or has just self-replicated? GWB Sep 03 2019 at 11:21 am “…a mammal roasting another?” No. A human roasting an animal. We are not “mammals” in the sense of equivalent to the lower order creatures. We are humans, not animals. *cue Joseph Merrick wail* JTC Sep 03 2019 at 11:34 am A distinction not only lost but irrelevant to the purposes of the Elite. And speaking of humans v. animals, irrelevance to their purposes… WHY DOESN’T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/chicagos-bloody-labor-day-weekend-sees-at-least-35-shot-7-of-them-killed/ar-AAGIcE9?li=BBnb7Kz cb Sep 03 2019 at 1:41 pm Isn’t ‘the something’ enforcement of existing law? Is anyone prosecuted for lying when trying to purchase a gun? Texas Governor Reveals Odessa Mass Murderer Failed Background Check, Indicating He Obtained Weapon Illegally JTC Sep 03 2019 at 2:53 pm Well of course. But that’s the whole “irrelevant to their (true) purpose” part. They don’t give a shit about thugs, wackjobs and criminals. It’s YOUR guns they want. cmblake6 Sep 04 2019 at 9:45 pm ANY firearms that may be used by Patriotic Citizens against a tyrannical government are herewith verboten. NotYetInACamp Sep 03 2019 at 10:20 pm https://bigleaguepolitics.com/alabama-high-school-mass-shooting-with-10-victims-largely-ignored-by-fake-news-media/ Last Friday. Did anyone hear about this on bapfMSM? It did not fit their narrative. JTC Sep 03 2019 at 10:50 pm Every Friday and Saturday in Chitown, Overtown, LAtown… But what do you want them to do, consider that the destruction of family, morals, discipline, and personal responsibility that they engineered is responsible for this shit and not the hardware? That is NOT the “something” that they have in mind getting done. Pamela Sep 03 2019 at 11:44 am Mankiller? Jo as VP could reduce the “Stupid” gene by doing radical vasectomies on selected persons. Scott Bieser Sep 03 2019 at 2:44 pm Jo will be disqualified for two reasons: Manufactured outside the U.S. Not at least 35 years old. cb Sep 03 2019 at 8:09 pm OT: Potus, Congress critters take note: https://www.dailypoliticalnewswire.com/maine-rolls-back-gun-laws-now-deemed-safest-state/ Too Tall Sep 04 2019 at 12:10 am So Creepy, Sleepy, Gropy, “Plugs” Biden has announced he doesn’t need to win the Iowa caucus to win the Progtard DildoCrat nomination. Which means his internal polling shows him losing badly. Perhaps he can be Mayor Pete’s running mate. I’m kinda looking forward to the Butt/Plugs 2020 bumper stickers. cmblake6 Sep 04 2019 at 9:47 pm Butt? Plugs? Buttplugs! The perfect identification! JTC Sep 04 2019 at 12:10 am Uh oh. We are experiencing a temporary weather delay. https://www.msn.com/en-us/Weather/today/indialanticfloridaunited-states/we-city?q=indialantic-florida&form=PRWLAS&iso=US&el=NfAUJ3KE3QM1XghO7QM5Xg%3d%3d Please stay tuned for your regularly scheduled ‘toon. JTC Sep 04 2019 at 12:18 am Our old “friend” Dorian is hard right from Chris’ little sandbar at this moment. Not direct, but substantial effects. He’ll be fine, but if you’d like to say a little prayer on his behalf, now’s the time. cmblake6 Sep 04 2019 at 9:48 pm Amen! kadaka Sep 04 2019 at 12:24 am Seems likely the updater settings were off again, the comic should’ve been already uploaded by now. He should be tired, he’ll get it tomorrow. JTC Sep 04 2019 at 12:31 am No power, no ‘toon regardless of settings I would guess? kadaka Sep 04 2019 at 1:29 am Internet sez the site is IP address 220.127.116.11 which is tied to Creative Network Innovations in Melbourne. The site is still up so the server’s running, and it’s accepting comments so it’s not just cached. The site is ready to be updated, even from Chris’ smartphone, when he gets to it. MasterDiver Sep 04 2019 at 7:24 am Deploying with the SC State Guard. We expect to be in p-lace in Marion County like we were for Florence. This is the third year in a row for these folks. God bless ’em. We have a couple more boats to add to the effort, so we should be busy. Heed the warnings. If you are in a flood zone, EVACUATE! Keep safe, Chris. I’ll catch up on Monday! Zar Belk! JTC Sep 04 2019 at 11:47 am YOU stay safe MD, glad there are men like you available willing and able when needed. Prayers for you and yours. JTC cmblake6 Sep 04 2019 at 9:50 pm Dorian. D.R.A.I.N.O. Drain the swamp? Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. 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