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  • November 18, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    How old is Toly & Naomi’s wee bairn now? Naomi looks like she’s still lactating so to speak.

  • November 18, 2015 at 9:52 pm
    Big Jim

    Actually it looks like the cook’s got a bun in the oven, probably after that last tryst with ‘Toly in the kitchen. Bless ’em both.

  • November 18, 2015 at 10:22 pm
    Spin Drift

    Universal value is serve the state but there is few in government that I’d like to serve. With a nice Chianti and fava beans.

    Molon Labe

    • November 18, 2015 at 10:24 pm

      That or see them served with an arrest warrant.

      • November 19, 2015 at 7:45 am
        Uunca Walt

        Or with a lot of time served.

      • November 19, 2015 at 9:01 am
        Alex J

        I stil say that the only reason Obozo is desperately trying to clear Gitmo is so he can prepair to live there. “Exile is very good for me.” BHO.

        A guy can dream, can’t he?

      • November 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

        Closing Gitmo to give to Castro who’ll hand it to Putin.

    • November 19, 2015 at 9:42 am
      rooftop voter

      I was thinking more along the lines of an Apple in their mouth and a spit up their, um tail, slowly rotating over the coals…………….

      • November 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm
        B Woodman

        Ugh! I doubt you’d want to actually eat such toxic, tainted, spoiled, tough, stringy, greasy, bacteria and virus laden “meat”.

  • November 18, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Obaby’s Universal Values are all for me and mine and none for thee and thine. Or as I like to call it “The Brotherhood of Rip Everyone Off” then tax them for it.

  • November 19, 2015 at 1:25 am

    Context, the next couple of panels show the young boy running to his parents who flee into the desert on their way to the promised land. Hope that’s pretty enough for the faint of heart.

  • November 19, 2015 at 4:34 am
    Tom W Harris

    Such language! I’m shocked and revolted, haw haw haw.

  • November 19, 2015 at 4:39 am

    All lies, or only for an agenda that Obama has been presented, or wound up to present to others.

    Obamy’s universal values are not universal. They are limited and directed. They are tools for other objectives. Discern the design. He has stated many of his designs and objectives in books and speech.
    And still, the good of his “subjects” is the end of him.

    Most politicians are wind up toys doing what is expected of them. Obama just happens to stand with the Muslims when hard times come in his wind up toy programming.

    As I personally got tired of saying during the election cycles: The US Supreme Court states that there is no requirement of truth in political speech. So they can lie all they want on political matters. They still have to face the consequences.

    I still think that rumor / story that Michael has it for/in the family is funny.
    Some say that is why Joan Rivers is no longer with us cracking funny.

    • November 19, 2015 at 9:59 am
      Al T.

      Since his debut onstage at the DNC convention in ’04 I have called the 0 “The Pretty Puppet”. And for years I have wondered and pondered who the primary puppeteer might be.

      Based on his drive to destroy the economy, the families, the freedom, the patriotism,and the reinforcing rights (1A & 2A) of Real Americans (c) and replace them with “guest” voters, I have speculated that it was Putin or Maoist China, and while it was always obvious that he was of the muzzies, only fairly recently have they allowed us to see their unwavering vision and goal to destroy us and all who would stand in the way of proclaiming this planet the Earthly kingdom of muhammed, and that everything and everyone else is just a tool or stepping stone to the ultimate power and rule of muzbro…even Putin who thinks he’s a badass, is just a pawn.

      And Obama? He is the ultimate suicide bomber, whose final act when he has completed his useful mission, will be when his owners pull that final string on that Pretty Puppet, blowing him to Kingdom Come, or at least that’s what they promised him…and you know after all these years with the Moo, he’s anxious to meet his virgins (12 year old boys no doubt).

      • November 19, 2015 at 12:51 pm

        For his puppeteer, think Lucifer.

      • November 19, 2015 at 3:43 pm
        Al T.

        Muzbro/Lucifer, tomato tomahto…

  • November 19, 2015 at 6:47 am
    Bill G

    Universal values are no more universal than common sense is common.

    • November 19, 2015 at 6:50 am
      Bill G

      A liberal calling for universal values is the same message as one calling for compromise.
      Both of them are asking for total surrender.

      • November 19, 2015 at 8:13 am

        And even if the compromise reached is somewhat reasonable, it is only the beginning of the next phase of their attack, which is to negotiate / move the compromise again. The weakness was shown by the act of compromising with an enemy / opponent who never accepts the compromise as final. The compromise proves to them that they were right and they continue the battle rather than living with the agreed compromised solution.
        That is the way of progressives. Two steps forward. One step back. Two steps forward.
        Muslims also can compromise on anything as Muslims believe that they are allowed by Allah to lie on everything when dealing with infidels or apostates. What became Medina was won by a compromise peace treaty that the Prophet broke half way through its time by slaughtering two of the three tribes they were at peace with and driving away the third tribe.
        That is the Peace of Islam. Total defeat of the enemy.
        New modern Liberals act similarly.

  • November 19, 2015 at 10:36 am

    Hmmm…in today’s Dilbert we meet “Dick from the internet,” and in today’s DBD we find out, to our amazement (not), that Naomi doesn’t have a dick. Coincidence? I think not. *laughs*

  • November 19, 2015 at 11:59 am

    The question regarding the installation of these “universal values” being which book those came from, Alinsky, or C-P, or Marx?

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