No, Slow Joe has to be real. Any decent writer and CGI team could come up with a much better “candidate” than him.
Slow Joe makes Jar Jar Binks look like Benjamin Disraeli by comparison.
That’s not saying he won’t be replaced by a computer-generated version about the time he starts demanding all-out warfare on Skeksis.
(They eat invisible hamsters, you know.)
clear ether
eon
Bill G
Jan 05 2021 at 6:46 am
Deep, uh … deep, uh, … oh, yeah, Deep Fake. The Big Lie writ large.
Wood
Jan 05 2021 at 7:32 am
Biden was just the sheep’s clothing to get Harris into office.
John
Jan 05 2021 at 9:28 am
And when that happens Scott Adams’ prediction of a Harris presidency comes true.
JTC
Jan 05 2021 at 12:00 pm
And when THAT happens my prediction of her choosing their real Manchurian as vice to take over in ‘24 comes true. Only God and the Militia can save us then.
Halley
Jan 05 2021 at 7:37 am
It’s not that they know Dementia Joe would incomprehensibly slur his way through the inaugural oath, it’s that they know Dementia Joe is never going to be inaugurated.
Demanding the MAGA supermajority submit to Organized Crime(D) is like demanding surrender after Pearl Harbor or 9/11.
Calvin
Jan 05 2021 at 7:56 am
You know that there is a movie script there. A well known politician is incapacitated and a look alike takes his place. They have to limit exposure because the imposter is kind of an idiot and can’t remember his “own” positions. So they insulate him from the media and those who know him well. Think Dave but with an election and not a good natured, sincere look alike.
MasterDiver
Jan 05 2021 at 8:55 am
Heinlein did it better in “Double Star.”
Zar Belk! I
Desert Lion
Jan 05 2021 at 3:52 pm
And in “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”
Blasternaz
Jan 05 2021 at 2:20 pm
Think Heinlein’s Double Star, but in reverse. Doesn’t even need an AI to stutter, stumble and mumble.
My Way Or -->
Jan 05 2021 at 8:36 am
Naw…. Joe will get augured into his office – I could come up with some bad puns here but it’s too early – and will be the frontispiece for everything for about 18 months while the recession gets deeper and deeper.
And those CV19 virus particles mutate into new strains. Two so far in the UK. Those are not a joke, so don’t blow them off. Viruses combining with each other happens every year with the flu virus, which is why you get an annual flu shot. This one is worse – more lethal than the original bat virus – and it ain’t goin’ away. I guess my trip to New Zealand will have to wait.
This recession will last until 2024. Count on it. Two financial analysts have said the same thing, using different methods. Biden is enough of an idiot to spend the USA right smack into bankruptcy, so whatever coins the Sirdar throws at you, pocket them and say “Thank you” while smiling politely. Keep some cash hidden in an envelope – stuff like that. Call it emergency cash and shut up about it.
ExNuke
Jan 05 2021 at 8:52 am
It’s not a good time to hang onto cash, every new dollar they print and give away devalues the dollars you already have or earn. If they manage to raise minimum wage to $15/hour it will cut the value of any fixed income like a pension or Social Security and any savings in half.
John
Jan 05 2021 at 9:34 am
At the rate the Fed is printing money “half” is a severe underestimate.
Unless you are fully invested in something tangible like real estate your net worth is doomed.
Some say that BitCoin is a good alternative, but I wouldn’t put it past them to somehow tax it into oblivion.
Pete231
Jan 05 2021 at 8:50 am
Biden’s been room temp for the last ten years. He just can’t admit it to himself…
noy fub
Jan 05 2021 at 9:10 am
Sooo, is Joe the Manchurian Candidate?
John
Jan 05 2021 at 9:36 am
Yup.
JTC
Jan 05 2021 at 12:02 pm
No. Cameluh is…see my comment above.
Old Codger
Jan 05 2021 at 9:20 am
If they succeed in stealing the Senate then I expect Genesis 11:6 to obtain.
Genesis 11:6
“And the Lord said, Behold, they are one people and they have [a]all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do, and now nothing they have imagined they can do will be impossible for them.”
From where I sit the only limit to their perfidy will be their own incompetence. I, for one, remember all the glowing promises Nancy Pelosi made for the first 100 days of her first legislative session as SOTH. I also remember how much of that she was able to deliver on.
Think I’ll order a custom mask from Amazon. “Worn under PROTEST!”
Halley
Jan 05 2021 at 9:55 am
“Watch what happens over the next couple of weeks. You watch what’s going to come out. Watch what’s going to be revealed. You watch…” PDT, in Georgia yesterday
“Watch what happens” – PDT, at an October rally
Everyone got enough popcorn?
TBeholder
Jan 05 2021 at 10:41 am
See also: “Babylon” by V. Pelevin. He spelled it out >20 years ago. ;]
Poor Old Joe is just a poor joke.
Kamela will … us all over.
Swansonic
Jan 05 2021 at 12:17 pm
To all of our brothers and sisters in Georgia who haven’t voted yet – please make sure to vote. If they want to steal these senate seats lets make them work extra hard for it!
Pamela
Jan 05 2021 at 1:12 pm
Is Sam just keeping her skills up to Zed standard? Or, is she tracking some critter?
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Jan 05 2021 at 4:10 pm
Slow Joe Xiden = Max Headroom.
Didn’t even have to change the facial graphics very much.
Just update the backgrounds.
Charlie Daniels has to pick now to bail out on us? I can hear that song now, just a few lyrical edits…
The devils descended on Georgia,
They were looking for an election to steal.
They done it before,
And just one more,
Is all they need to make it real.
But then they heard a thunder,
Made them look around in wonder,
And what did they see?
Why it’s just you and me…
Plus this old orange-haired boar,
Who lets out a roar,
My name’s Donnie
And I’m about to hurt your feels,
Y’all might be the living Lucifer,
But I’m the Artist of the Deals!
Too Tall
Deep fake supported by 80,000,000 fake votes. What could possibly go wrong?
JTC
Man how’s that for prone?
Assume the position!
JTC
(And you know what they say about ass u me. 🙂 )
JohninMd(help!)
Eyes in your scope, gunner! Who owns Disney, now? Biden could be auto-animatronic… it’s not good enough for Boston Dynamics product…
interventor
Have you seen Al Gore, close up. Easy, he’s one.
cb
What do they say about every journey starting with one step?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/breaking-wisconsin-legislature-announces-resolution-introduced-thursday-will-likely-decertify-state-award-president-trump/
steveb919
You go dude.
eon
No, Slow Joe has to be real. Any decent writer and CGI team could come up with a much better “candidate” than him.
Slow Joe makes Jar Jar Binks look like Benjamin Disraeli by comparison.
That’s not saying he won’t be replaced by a computer-generated version about the time he starts demanding all-out warfare on Skeksis.
(They eat invisible hamsters, you know.)
clear ether
eon
Bill G
Deep, uh … deep, uh, … oh, yeah, Deep Fake. The Big Lie writ large.
Wood
Biden was just the sheep’s clothing to get Harris into office.
John
And when that happens Scott Adams’ prediction of a Harris presidency comes true.
JTC
And when THAT happens my prediction of her choosing their real Manchurian as vice to take over in ‘24 comes true. Only God and the Militia can save us then.
Halley
It’s not that they know Dementia Joe would incomprehensibly slur his way through the inaugural oath, it’s that they know Dementia Joe is never going to be inaugurated.
Demanding the MAGA supermajority submit to Organized Crime(D) is like demanding surrender after Pearl Harbor or 9/11.
Calvin
You know that there is a movie script there. A well known politician is incapacitated and a look alike takes his place. They have to limit exposure because the imposter is kind of an idiot and can’t remember his “own” positions. So they insulate him from the media and those who know him well. Think Dave but with an election and not a good natured, sincere look alike.
MasterDiver
Heinlein did it better in “Double Star.”
Zar Belk! I
Desert Lion
And in “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”
Blasternaz
Think Heinlein’s Double Star, but in reverse. Doesn’t even need an AI to stutter, stumble and mumble.
My Way Or -->
Naw…. Joe will get augured into his office – I could come up with some bad puns here but it’s too early – and will be the frontispiece for everything for about 18 months while the recession gets deeper and deeper.
And those CV19 virus particles mutate into new strains. Two so far in the UK. Those are not a joke, so don’t blow them off. Viruses combining with each other happens every year with the flu virus, which is why you get an annual flu shot. This one is worse – more lethal than the original bat virus – and it ain’t goin’ away. I guess my trip to New Zealand will have to wait.
This recession will last until 2024. Count on it. Two financial analysts have said the same thing, using different methods. Biden is enough of an idiot to spend the USA right smack into bankruptcy, so whatever coins the Sirdar throws at you, pocket them and say “Thank you” while smiling politely. Keep some cash hidden in an envelope – stuff like that. Call it emergency cash and shut up about it.
ExNuke
It’s not a good time to hang onto cash, every new dollar they print and give away devalues the dollars you already have or earn. If they manage to raise minimum wage to $15/hour it will cut the value of any fixed income like a pension or Social Security and any savings in half.
John
At the rate the Fed is printing money “half” is a severe underestimate.
Unless you are fully invested in something tangible like real estate your net worth is doomed.
Some say that BitCoin is a good alternative, but I wouldn’t put it past them to somehow tax it into oblivion.
Pete231
Biden’s been room temp for the last ten years. He just can’t admit it to himself…
noy fub
Sooo, is Joe the Manchurian Candidate?
John
Yup.
JTC
No. Cameluh is…see my comment above.
Old Codger
If they succeed in stealing the Senate then I expect Genesis 11:6 to obtain.
Genesis 11:6
From where I sit the only limit to their perfidy will be their own incompetence. I, for one, remember all the glowing promises Nancy Pelosi made for the first 100 days of her first legislative session as SOTH. I also remember how much of that she was able to deliver on.
Think I’ll order a custom mask from Amazon. “Worn under PROTEST!”
Halley
“Watch what happens over the next couple of weeks. You watch what’s going to come out. Watch what’s going to be revealed. You watch…” PDT, in Georgia yesterday
“Watch what happens” – PDT, at an October rally
Everyone got enough popcorn?
TBeholder
See also: “Babylon” by V. Pelevin. He spelled it out >20 years ago. ;]
Harry Cocain
Look carefully and Biden’s, like most of DC’s, Xi strings show up.
100,000 spy’s manipulating 100,000 marinettes!
DogByte6RER
DementiaJoe with a virtual inauguration … and a virtual presidency.
Biden’s like a mummified version of the 1980’s era virtual personality Max Headroom.
https://youtu.be/EzPlotAwm8Y
Kafiroon
Poor Old Joe is just a poor joke.
Kamela will … us all over.
Swansonic
To all of our brothers and sisters in Georgia who haven’t voted yet – please make sure to vote. If they want to steal these senate seats lets make them work extra hard for it!
Pamela
Is Sam just keeping her skills up to Zed standard? Or, is she tracking some critter?
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Slow Joe Xiden = Max Headroom.
Didn’t even have to change the facial graphics very much.
Just update the backgrounds.
Pamela
Time Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRcH117ZrYQ&feature=emb_logo
JTC
Charlie Daniels has to pick now to bail out on us? I can hear that song now, just a few lyrical edits…
The devils descended on Georgia,
They were looking for an election to steal.
They done it before,
And just one more,
Is all they need to make it real.
But then they heard a thunder,
Made them look around in wonder,
And what did they see?
Why it’s just you and me…
Plus this old orange-haired boar,
Who lets out a roar,
My name’s Donnie
And I’m about to hurt your feels,
Y’all might be the living Lucifer,
But I’m the Artist of the Deals!
Swansonic
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