Day By Day


  • WayneM

    A strike of lightning might recharge the Hildebeast’s battery… just saying…

    • Nah. She has a lightning rod. Its name is Kaine.

    • CB

      I gotta agree with you there WayneM and if there is no battery she’d throw UUma into it’s path to keep it from hitting her. That’s Clinton SOP. Make sure your loyal staff get burned instead of them.

  • Kafiroon

    Sold her Soul to the…OH! Wait…
    Do mecks have souls?

  • eon

    Because as the old saying goes, Heaven won’t have her and Hell is afraid she’ll take over.

    Old Scratch is resigned to listening to that cackle from now until Judgement Day, but he intends to hold off on its arrival as long as possible.

    clear ether


    • The devil IS in the details….

    • CB

      eon after reading your comment I now need a new keyboard. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • It must be nice to believe in nothing beyond yourself.
    The only possible rewards are what you can gather in this life, death is the end.
    Hillary is so sad and evil.
    She sees us an not people, but cardboard cutouts placed here for her abuse and amusement.

    Having said that, we really don’t have to worry about the decisions she’ll be making as President. She won’t be making them. She’ll be belted into the President’s chair, mindlessly drooling while her handlers make the Presidential decisions.
    Them, we need to worry about!

    • Handlers – as in plural?

      Try just one, Petercat. Slick Willie.

      Count on it.

      Even if she craps out and can only talk out of one side of her mouth, do you really think Kaine will be allowed to open his mouth? (snerk!)

      • No, Cain got his post as a reward for stepping down as DNC chairman in favor of Wasserman. From what I’ve read of him, he seems to enjoy life. I don’t think he’s ready to end up relaxing in a park some evening. (Substitute “cooling” for “relaxing” there.)
        And I think Slick Willie needs to worry, once she’s president, she won’t need him anymore. And it would give her a lever to call for more gun control, if done right.
        I realize this is a webcomic, but none of my comments so far have been jokes. Or funny, really.

        • JTC

          “…Slick Willie needs to worry, once sheโ€™s president…”

          Been saying it; she/it propped him up all those years to get to this point. Once she takes the throne that was rightfully hers for lo these many, the Evil Queen will no longer suffer that fool’s distraction and embarrassment gladly, or at all.

          Anyone who doesn’t know or accept the truth of that match made in hell -him the affable buffoon/molester and her the driving force of darkness and evil- has not been paying attention at all for the past twenty five years.

      • By the way, you’re website is great, Delilah. I’m going to pass it on to several aspiring writers I know. Your advice is going to help with my webcomic, as well.

        • AlexJ

          Care to share Delilah’s URL?

          • JTC

            Any user name that’s red instead of black, you can click on to take you there, AJ.

      • epilitimus

        If she gets elected first order of business will be to lock Bill in a room in the basement for the next four years. Shove some food through the door once a day, maybe a new intern every couple of months just to keep the howling to a minimum.

        • Calvin

          Bill has gotten her this far but I don’t see what good he does if she thinks she is going to win. In fact, historically a dead spouse on the eve of an election is good for a 5 point bounce in the polls. Just sayin, Bill should watch his ass.

      • Kafiroon

        Maybe before the election:
        Grieving widow…
        Sympathy vote…

    • Calvin

      I do remember that one time Hillary was asked about a dead servicemen (I think she was First Lady then) and she replied “Isn’t that what they signed up for?”.

  • Pamela

    You can’t run or hide, and Death always demands payment in full.
    For Hilly, she’s been deferring the inevitable. Death will collect sooner than later with years of interest due. And no, Death with not take payment out in trade as he has a sense of honor.

  • Fox2!

    Don’t fear the Reaper.

      • eon

        That as the main title theme and Gary Sinese in the ABC miniseries adaptation are the only non-sucky things I can think of about Stephen King’s The Stand.



  • DASY

    Lightening would be severely overworked if it met these kinds of expectations.

  • Bill G

    No matter how bad her health might be she would/will be propped up by those around her and the LSM will have no questions.

  • David M

    A life for a life???? Ariana side makes more sense that way…


    • David M

      Arkanacide, not Ariana anything… Stoopid autocorrect…

      I’ll do better next time.

  • Cliff H

    Death comes knocking and either she or Bill hand over a sacrificial goat to keep him satisfied. Count is approaching 60 as of a week or so ago.

    Being around these two is about as secure as being best buds with Josef Stalin used to be.

    • Pamela

      Why would Bill want to hand over his current inamorata for sacrifice?

      • Old Codger

        Cause the alternative would be his balls? And maybe the little hangy-down thingy too? Inamorata are cheap and plentiful. Genitalia? Not so much.

        • Pamela

          The man is from Arkansas. He knows he can get a replacement goat at any county fair…

          • JTC

            Hmm. True, but give me Flyover Bubba and his goat to East/West coast elite mystery genderism anytime.

  • RooftopVoter

    The question is, who comes for the grim reaper?

    She is in fact, the grim reaper…………….

  • The Clintons are the handmaiden of death! Perhaps they are the worlds most prolific serial killers, short of Stalin, Hitler, and Mao. And they would give those a run for the title if given the opportunity.

  • Spin Drift

    “1.21 Jigga Watts, Holy Batman on a cracker, where are we gonna get 1.21 Jigga Watts?” “That’s easy, we just cross the streams.” “But Ray you said to never cross the streams.” “BFD, do you bastards want to live forever?” “Only on St Crispin’s Day, I never go to Kmart on St Crispin’s Day.” “and that’s all I have to say about that.”

    Spin’s School of Fractured Quotations
    War Damn Screaming Eagles

  • 'TreHammer

    In the last few day’s panels, Sam is shown driving with her right hand on the wheel and her left hand on her lower back, around the kidney’s. Peculiar or is there a hidden message? ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Grunt GI

      Interesting point…still wondering where they are going?

      • Pamela

        Does Sam shoot right, left or either hand? Considering the migration patterns of the certain branches of hominid, I’d keep rapid response defense at the ready.

    • Chris Muir

      She’s just twisting some to talk to Skye.

  • JAFO

    In regards to what will she do with Bill… She will do nothing but milk that cash cow. $250 million plus that they have raised since he left the Whitehouse will be chump change to what Bill will be able to funnel through the Clinton Foundation. Money for nothing and his chicks for free….

  • H_B

    Get Susan on the phone and tell her ‘er dad’s on a bender down here. She needs to come pick ‘im up, and maybe finish ‘is rounds – if y’know what I mean…

  • Pamela

    Susan? Bender? Rounds as in golf or 45 acp?

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