Beaver Cleaver.


  • September 14, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Maggots, the lot of them.

    Beta Boy says, “yes, we are going to take your AR-15”.

    To which I reply…define “we”, maggot.

  • September 14, 2019 at 12:35 am
    The Basseteer

    I think we should just start calling him “Bob” O’Rourke

    • September 14, 2019 at 12:44 am
      John M.

      I like “Vato” myself, it stays with the Hispanic motif, but is more insulting…

      • September 14, 2019 at 1:16 am

        No Hispanic blood in him. Just appropriating the culture to keep the slaves bought for personal gain. It’s what they do.

    • September 14, 2019 at 6:22 am

      I think of him and Buttigieg as Beavis and Butthead.

      If Kamala Himmler were to win, I’d expect Beavis to be Czar of Killing and Eating Gun Owners, and Butthead to be Czar of Turning Off Power and Making Peasants Live in Mud Huts and Worship Holy Mother Gaia.

      Note that post-modern progressive gurji Alyssa (I’m Not A Witch But I Used To Play One On TV) Milano wants whichever Dem wins to make the rest their Cabinet. So this might be closer to reality than you’d think.

      I’m guessing she’s angling for Goodwill Ambassador to Somewhere. Complete with her corps of heavily-armed bodyguards.

      clear ether


    • September 14, 2019 at 10:51 pm
      Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

      “Bob”, as in the head-up-and-down movement?

  • September 14, 2019 at 12:46 am

    If rotten ideas smelled, the Dem Debates would be swarmed with flies…

    • September 14, 2019 at 12:50 am

      “Vote Democratic… 50 billion flies can’t be wrong.”
      That was the old saying, wasn’t it?

      • September 14, 2019 at 6:23 am

        I would note that only rotting meat will distract flies from fresh, steaming piles of feces.

        clear ether


  • September 14, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Maggots can be used to eat the gangrenous flesh away,

  • September 14, 2019 at 2:59 am

    Dead or partially smoked …

  • September 14, 2019 at 3:13 am

    “Abandon all thought, ye who enter here” (above door at Democrat HQ)
    Biden isn’t more lost than the rest of them. You become a Democrat because you are not thinking. You remain a Democrat because, no matter what, you still refuse to think. No exceptions.

  • September 14, 2019 at 4:21 am
    Chuck Harding

    1. As a person ages from birth, their brain wires up so as to be able to deal with abstract concepts, such as algebra, logic, and irony.
    2. There are individuals whose brains *never* wire up so as to be able to deal with abstract concepts. They can successfully deal with *concrete* concepts regarding arithmetic because they can see the items they are counting, but generalizing about mathematics is totally beyond there abilities.
    3. Therefore, their entire world view is based on their *feelings* about whether a concept *feels* right to them, regardless of whether there is any logical contradiction. An example of this is that separating children from their mothers at the border is wrong, but separating babies from their mothers *before* they are even born is perfectly fine, because it is a “woman’s right to chose”.

    • September 14, 2019 at 5:40 am
      Bill G

      “Feelings, nothing more than feelings” … all that’s needed for the leftist decision-making process. And their elites can play’em the way Ma plays his Stradivarius cello.

    • September 14, 2019 at 6:46 am

      Or when a citizen goes to prison. But yours is a much better analogy.

  • September 14, 2019 at 5:44 am
    Bill G

    I wonder how many of them know enough of history to understand the shift from ‘Elected Socialist Leader’ to ‘Beloved Leader For Life’, and think they will survive the transition.

  • September 14, 2019 at 6:37 am

    Thankfully they can now get at least temporary relief from their TDS:

  • September 14, 2019 at 6:45 am

    Bob Frank O’Rouke: Hell yeah, we’re going to take your AR-15.

    Curses, foiled again! More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban

    NASCAR: Sure our sponsors include both an official beer and an official moonshine while we know nearly 10,500 were killed in alcohol-impaired crashes in 2016 alone, but it’s our social responsibility to reject advertising to prevent the most evil of black guns from jumping up and randomly slaughtering the most vulnerable among us, namely the unarmed who can’t shoot back.

    Also, as part of our gradual shift on guns, we’ll soon guarantee fan safety by making all NASCAR events gun-free safety zones.

  • September 14, 2019 at 7:18 am

    I like Evan Sayet’s theory that modern liberals aren’t just wrong, they are intentionally as wrong as wrong can be, intentionally being the keyword. Because to be wise and correct would be to acknowledge the superiority of reason and common sense over more dark, base emotions and motivations, and that’s just Not! Fair! to the base emotions and motivations. Fits in well with Rand’s observation that they hate the Good because it is Good (so unfair to the Bad!).

  • September 14, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Sometimes you have to wonder if these people are on the payroll of the firearms industry.

    A glance at NICS numbers since 2008 shows burgeoning yearly totals from 10M to 25M, and the current crop of maggots has single-handedly yanked the business out of the Trump Slump, with 2019 on pace to set a new record exceeding even 2016.

    Time to print up some new “gun salesmen of the decade” posters to replace Zero. Are they really that dumb?

    • September 14, 2019 at 9:14 pm

      Took a video camera and went to a local gun show today.
      Waited around for three + hrs.
      Very disappointing. No blood and mayhem. Not even one single gunshot in all that time. Thousands of guns, thousands of rounds of ammunition, hundreds of knives and Nada -Nothing exciting at all.
      Here all these “progresitutes” including the so called presidential “contenders” tell me over and over that guns kill unlimited numbers of people every day.
      Who am I going to believe? Them or my lying eyes and no video.

      • September 14, 2019 at 10:29 pm

        Glad you didn’t step into one o’ them loopholes…

        Oh wait, ain’t no such thing.

  • September 14, 2019 at 4:11 pm
    Spin Drift


    A public thanks for the ‘toon. I think you should present the idea we spoke about last night to the community. Javier’s little friend can bear witness and give voice to the real body politic where deals are cut that have nothing to do with the public welfare. I’d love to know what was actually said in that airplane on the tarmac.

    The smallest power plant in the world is the dynamo in a lightning bugs ass.

  • September 14, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Chris needs a Ko-fi tip button for some extra scratch now.

    TICK TOCK, FLORIDA: AOC says Miami will be gone ‘in a few years’ unless the Green New Deal gets passed

    If GlobalClimateWarmingChange will be taking out Miami that quick, Chris needs to invest in a houseboat soon since his property will be submerged. And also get a higher mail box post.

    • September 14, 2019 at 7:05 pm
      Chris Muir

      I stay afloat on progressives’ hot air.

    • September 14, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      No, she’s right…

      “…what’s not realistic is Miami not existing in a few years”

      Double negative, she’s saying Miami will be just fine.*

      Dang it…got my hopes up; Chris is way north and I’m on the central FL ridge. We’d have all been better off without what Miami has become, maybe Lauderdale too. Just have to be content to watch the commie vote counters down there I guess.

      * What are the chances she’s smart enough to slip that in to mess with us and get some attention? Or is she just dumb as a rock?

  • September 14, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    I just hope Javier got the file downloaded.



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