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  • September 5, 2020 at 12:11 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    At least they give you a drink after they screw you.
    “Discreet cavity search”, my ass! (oops!)

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    • September 5, 2020 at 7:03 am
      eon

      The drink is most likely hemlock.

      clear ether

      eon

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    • September 5, 2020 at 2:58 pm
      Pamela

      I’m sure your ass is just fine.
      There is not enough Tequila in the world to block the memory, or kill any disease from that.

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  • September 5, 2020 at 12:25 am
    DogByteRER

    Sounds like they give out Bill Cosby cocktails followed by Harvey Weinstein body searches …

    The show ain’t over till the fat lady … screams.

    That’s Show-Biz.

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  • September 5, 2020 at 12:35 am
    ExNuke

    Never been to an opera but have seen the Bolshoi Ballet Troupe 3 different times when working overseas, with my fellow oil field trash. The Ballet was great but everyone in the audience laughed when during the opening of “The Nutcracker” there was a loud KUSSSH of a beer can being opened. “Ballet????”, “I thought you said Belly Dancers!”

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    • September 5, 2020 at 1:46 am
      NotYetInACamp

      I love a good Opera.

      KUSSSH

      And ballerinas are so lovely.

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      • September 5, 2020 at 3:32 am
        Lucius Severus Pertinax

        Too skinny for my taste 😉

      • September 5, 2020 at 7:51 am
        MasterDiver

        They have to be light enough for the squish male dancers to lift.

        Zar Belk!

      • September 5, 2020 at 9:10 am
        MAJ Arkay

        Some male ballet dancers may be “squish,” but you do NOT want to get into an ass-kicking contest with any ballet dancer, male or female. Wirey, yes. Strong as an ox, oh, yes.

        How do I know this? Ballet lessons.

      • September 5, 2020 at 3:22 pm
        JTC

        KUDHKUSHKUSHHHH…

        Huh, thish opera shit ain’t sho bad…

      • September 5, 2020 at 3:53 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        It’s all in one’s state of mind. I love it.

  • September 5, 2020 at 8:02 am
    DanC

    Ballet is soft core porn for women
    1) Flat chested girls
    2) guys in tights

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  • September 5, 2020 at 9:39 am
    Halley

    speaking of trending “reaction” videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JKe0Vna8tU

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    • September 5, 2020 at 4:23 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      That singing is moving and touches the soul.
      Different forms of the arts can move people’s emotions.
      In a differnt venue, I was sitting about the 9th row near center at the Miami Beach Theater of the Performing Arts and Richard Burton gave what I thought was an excellent performance. It was moving. It seemed he was directing it to almost where I was sitting. It was only later that I realized that the young woman that was with me was almost a spitting image of Elizabeth Taylor in her 20’s. She thought that it was a moving performance also. So not only do the observers of the performances feel emotions and feel moved, it was obvious that Richard Burton was being moved by the performance. It also shows how good feelings that we have towards someone in our past can be drawn out positively in the present. That was the best performance I ever saw by Sir Richard Francis Burton, the 12th of 13 children of a poor Welsh coal miner.

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      • September 5, 2020 at 5:08 pm

        Yeah yeah Sir Richard was awesome yada yada…

        So, what happened after the play with “Liz”? 😉

      • September 5, 2020 at 7:01 pm
        JTC

        …and you don’t know for sure Xir Richard was only looking at the girl. :/

        Sorry, never a good idea to look behind the scenes of our icons. To wit, Gaffigan, that I, my wife and my son all enjoyed. Not any more.

  • September 5, 2020 at 10:33 am
    WayneM

    If the Wuhan virus was as much of a risk as leftists are pretending, wouldn’t there be a need for bio-hazard disposal of masks and gloves?

    Meanwhile in Canada, the Chief Medical Officer suggested, to avoid virus transmission, people should wear masks while having sex. I think she came up with the idea because her sexual partner insists that she wear a paper bag over her head. If you’ve seen any images of Tam, you’d understand… (shudder)

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    • September 5, 2020 at 3:54 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Zed and Sam already did that. A long time ago.

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      • September 5, 2020 at 6:06 pm
        Bob in Houston

        Yup, I remember that, hey, maybe that dress will make a return appearance! 😉

  • September 5, 2020 at 10:50 am
    Pamela

    I thought Opera was a browser, on top of being some insane caterwauling.

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    • September 5, 2020 at 1:36 pm
      Steveb919

      Some of it is a class act.

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  • September 5, 2020 at 4:09 pm
    interventor

    Ballerinas have great gams. Straight male ballet dancers tend to get lucky frequently.

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  • September 5, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    So the whole leftist world hammers Donald Trump as a disgusting racist sexist classist mysogynist supremacist “depolorable” piece of shit and DEMANDS that he bow down and apologize for all of it on behalf of himself and America.

    To which he said, fuck you, double down and full speed ahead on the right course.

    https://www.npr.org/2020/09/05/910053496/trump-tells-agencies-to-end-trainings-on-white-privilege-and-critical-race-theor?ocid=uxbndlbing

    Gotta love the Orange Man.

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    • September 5, 2020 at 5:44 pm

      Now to turn that to the halls and thrones of the indoctrination centers of “academia”, where the real damage, and radicalization, and atheism spews from…

      No authority you say? How many of those vile hives of anti-Amercanism get fat federal funding? I got yer authority right here.

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  • September 5, 2020 at 7:16 pm
    ottersmith

    Ballet dancers have wonderful flexibility and control of their bodies. While most have little excess fat, that which they have can be delightfully concentrated and controlled.

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