Children, Communication, Culture Wars, Election 2020, Family ← Previous post Next post → Comments Too Tall Jul 07 2019 at 12:05 am This may we’ll be the most truthful webpage published today. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jul 07 2019 at 12:20 am Oh, every one of those Libtard DildoCrats is MORE than qualified to park in the handicapped zone……….mentally handicapped. Retarded, that is. Henry Jul 07 2019 at 5:10 pm When I see someone poaching an HC spot, I sometimes ask them if they are “morally handicapped.” Of course, these guys are twofers. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jul 07 2019 at 12:23 am I hope Damon is saving photos of Javier’s blackboard computations. Invaluable, priceless, and irreplaceable. Who knows what breakthrough is hiding there? cmblake6 Jul 07 2019 at 9:28 pm Brilliant young man. Nay, GENIUS! Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jul 07 2019 at 12:31 am What a great opportunity was missed while all those DildoCrats were gathered together. A perfect TOO (Targets Of Opportunity). “I have never killed anyone, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure” (attributed to Clarence Darrow) Peregrine John Jul 07 2019 at 12:45 am Yeh. Emotionally handicapped doesn’t count. Tow that thing. WayneM Jul 07 2019 at 1:17 am Tim Pool was saying earlier that some Representative(s) had staffers in Mexico counseling people on how to game the system. These are folks who’ve applied for asylum but been returned to wait in Mexico until their application is processed. Apparently the staffers are guiding them toward loopholes in the legislation like instructing them to pretend to be sick or to pretend to not know how to speak Spanish. If that is true, it sounds like some Representative needs to go to jail. Likewise with Spartacus Booker who personally escorted a couple of people who’d been deported back into the country. kadaka Jul 07 2019 at 1:35 am They’re hitting insurmountable levels of peak wokeness. Transmen are men, period, no legal difference, therefore all men must have access to an OB/GYN and the abortion choice. Julian Castro caught flak for saying transwomen should have the abortion choice, but transwomen are women, period, no legal difference, so Castro was right since all women have the choice. And those who “clarified” to saying he really meant transmen are still tied to toxic regressive cisnormality as uterus transplants to transwomen have been proposed therefore they’re wrong as transwomen will need abortion access, which they should have anyway being women, period. For those of us who think it’s funny that white Europeans and their descendants who speak with a Spanish or Portuguese accent are minority People of Color, it’s a real hoot seeing they’re decided everyone now gets an OB/GYN and abortions but they keep walking back what is clearly meant so they don’t look too crazy. cmblake6 Jul 07 2019 at 9:32 pm Take a cell from anywhere on the body. Clone it. Male=male, female=female. Want to know what sex you are? Look in your underwear. Stolen quote, but brilliant. warhorse Jul 07 2019 at 1:44 am they stole Weird Al’s car! cz93x62 Jul 07 2019 at 2:01 am I stopped watching/listening to any statement made by this coven of payasos y traviesas of the CommieCratic Party USA. God only knows what that drivel could be doing to my television or computer screen–why run the risk of damage? Pamela Jul 07 2019 at 2:17 am A Nash Metropolitan? At least it’s not a convertible. Are squirrels or hamsters providing the power to meet AOCs green energy requirements? GWB Jul 07 2019 at 6:23 am It’s wind-up! JTC Jul 07 2019 at 9:46 am Shoulda been a Lada clown car though right? But a very accurate representation of the deep thought and seriousness of these clowns. The little Metro (not the junk Suzuki but the original Nash shown here, has a proud history though, and shares some of it with me. A school friend who was 16 and licensed when I was 15 and in-waiting had a dad with a body shop and who fixed up one of these for Phillip, fire engine red and cream, and we flat tore up the little towns and cane fields around Lake Okeechobee in that thing. We tried to tear it up too, but it never let us down, good times. Pamela Jul 07 2019 at 1:07 pm It could have been a Trabant which would be good considering the clowns leftist leanings. JTC Jul 07 2019 at 1:59 pm That was the point of the Lada quip…it goes straight to the commie roots of the russkies while the East German Trabant is commie by default. Both miserable failures like all communist compared to western products, even that old Metropolitan. NotYetInACamp Jul 07 2019 at 8:19 pm I had a 1963 Volkswagen Convertible. Fun times. It thought that it was a dune buggy. I took it to Notre Dame. I appreciate the Metro. Halley Jul 07 2019 at 2:45 am I’m old enough to remember when Our Lightbringer Barack Hussein was against gay marriage, yet remained an object of worship. Something, someone, has been encouraging the hapless (D)s to go full throttle Looney Tune, like rabid Thelma&Louise lemmings hurtling themselves over the cliff of sanity… A good strategy for 2020, it seems, as PDT easily won both their debates. Bill G Jul 07 2019 at 5:18 am In the case of The Lightbringer, it was known that what he spoke on gay marriage was merely for the peasants to hear; that he was all-in for it, but had to talk against it on the campaign trail. That’s not enough these days, as all must speak all-in for all woke concepts. And woe betide the individual who finds they’ve been out-woke by the next person coming up behind them. eon Jul 07 2019 at 6:36 am There are three separate and distinct frolics going on in the Democratic party right now. 1. Castellammarese War 2- After the Mafia one (1929-31). The Young Turks in the Party, like AOC aka Ms. Crazy Eyes, are gunning for the Moustache Petes like Pelosi. As with the Mafia original, the prize is total control of the Mob and by extension, the country and, they believe, the world. 2. The Battle of the Compounds- as in modern architecture in the U.S. from 1920 to 1940 (see From Bauhaus to Our House by Tom Wolfe). The various groups on the left, the identity politics crowds, have fractured into their own little clerisies, and each one is trying to prove they are further left, and more “progressive” than everyone else. Hence the Democratic debates being one huge pander-fest to every “compound” on the left, as each candidate basically said, “I am more anti-bourgeois than everybody else here!” 3. Anarchy Now!!- Antifa and etc. are behaving much like the anarchists of fin de siècle France 120 years ago. They are engaging in violence for its own sake, on the principle that they can force Utopia to create itself spontaneously if they can just kill enough people. Then of course they will rule it. Mostly, they’re the kind of people who would kill and terrorize anyway, their “philosophy” just gives them what sounds like a good excuse. I suspect that (1) and (2) are counting on (3) to win the next general election for them, by frightening anybody who might not vote D away from the polls. Mostly, the Moustache Petes and Young Turks think that after their Triumph, the anarchists plus whatever other thugs they can import will be their weapon to terrorize the disarmed peasants into obedience. More likely, at that point the anarchists will turn on them as well. They really should look up what Machiavelli said about employing mercenaries; it amounts to the same thing. clear ether eon JTC Jul 07 2019 at 1:23 pm Could well be an all and none of the above thing there eon… Not for actual election but as foils for the Normals as Too Tall and I theorize below. They may recognize that some of all of it could be incorporated into the comparative sanity of a MO candidacy. It has the potential to be a far more likable, more controlled, more black, more female, more formidable version of the Beast, incorporating all of it in a comparatively more warm and less shrill tone, emboldened by the radical wackery of the clowns, and backed up by her hubby ex potus who is almost as universally loved as she (it) is. Scary shit. Badger Jul 07 2019 at 6:10 am Nash Metropolitans everywhere are feeling the insult. GWB Jul 07 2019 at 6:24 am Can we get the Dems to promise $$$ for Chris? NotYetInACamp Jul 07 2019 at 8:55 pm Create a foundation or corporation or non profit or NGO passing as a Progressive sounding named type of group. have fake type activities but push the majority of the income to good causes and our press, not the CNN type press. Fake ’em out. I’ve always wanted to do that, but could never keep my mouth shut. CaptDMO Jul 07 2019 at 8:12 am The handicapped LANE? an ol exaJahead Jul 07 2019 at 8:13 am A RomneyCar! No wonder! Too Tall Jul 07 2019 at 8:42 am Since the Libtard DildoCrats (thanks Toxic Deplorable B Woodman) are just sentient enough to realize that they have abandoned the Normals (who by virtue of being normal make up the majority of the electorate), they seek to pander to every possible variation of the freaky, weird, and different in an attempt to get enough individuals to self-define as Not Normal. However, the mathematics of a normal distribution means that the sum of all the fringes, regardless as to the number of characteristics you measure, can be a majority. The unintended consequence is to turn the Normals into Militant Normals. Content for now to use the ballot box (to the extent that the voting system is not corrupted) and read obituaries (thanks again TDBW, and Clarence Darrow). The occupants of the clown car, and their black-robed goons in the judiciary, are going to keep pushing. The what happens next, should give everyone pause. JTC Jul 07 2019 at 10:06 am Could this happen next? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/michelle-obama-wont-comment-on-biden-apology-holds-off-on-any-endorsement/ar-AADYHfL?li=BBnb7Kz So, stay above the fray, pointedly refuse to endorse, allow the clowns to self-destruct, then step in to the instant acquiescence of any remaining clowns and the adulation of all the other tentacles of the left…and looking like the perfect “normal” while still picking and choosing the socialist crazy to embrace and employ. So, killing the clowns softly without words…and it’s only “political” comment: “The leader of the free world, with a tweet, can start a war, can crush an economy, can change the future of our children,” she said. “It is a real job which requires deep seriousness and focus.” It’s not the gaggle of clowns running around but the big hairy “she” simian they all love so much we should be concerned about…that bitch would win, and not just with votes from people with R’s after their names. Damn I hope that is wrong. JTC Jul 07 2019 at 10:16 am Forgot to mention the tie-in of this scenario with Halley’s comment at 2:45 am; call ’em clowns or Looney Tunes, there is absolutely a kamikaze movement among them; killing themselves to enthrone the African Queen? F’ing brilliant plan, hope to God they’re not that smart NotYetInACamp Jul 07 2019 at 9:01 pm She may be the walk on in a deadlocked Democrat Convention. She will seem less crazy. And ‘she’ will take a white ‘person’ as VP. (I know someone who just got her Ancestry results back and she is even white than Pocahontas Liawatha, if that is possible. But she is.) Pamela Jul 07 2019 at 1:11 pm Watch out for Ballot Harvesting https://townhall.com/columnists/brucebialosky/2019/02/10/the-stupidity-of-ballot-harvesting-and-how-it-steals-elections-n2540993 JTC Jul 07 2019 at 2:58 pm Harvesting, fabricating, hey as long as lots of last-minute boxes of ballots get hauled in right? Seems as I recall this was a yuge issue in the Fla mid-terms esp. down around deep blue Lauderdale area, lots of Puerto Rican’s, legal citizens but not voters, were told otherwise and were harvested. cb Jul 07 2019 at 3:41 pm Question for dem potus candidates – Raise hand if you are ok with this: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/it-begins-detroit-afrofuture-fest-charges-white-attendees-double-the-ticket-price/ Polly Cy Jul 07 2019 at 4:16 pm Is Bernie going to collect the “free shit” from the Streets of San Francisco? Pamela Jul 07 2019 at 4:52 pm In the Middle Ages the cleaning of the “Necessary Places” was a profession that was well paid. NotYetInACamp Jul 07 2019 at 9:02 pm So is the current position of depositing it there. JTC Jul 07 2019 at 9:53 pm That was good. 🙂 Spin Drift Jul 07 2019 at 4:54 pm The way the play will go is the circus will continue to the Dem convention. There will be no consensus and on the 4th ballot Big Mike will be proposed. Deals will be cut for delegates and he will be nominated on the 6 or 7th ballot (prime optics). Expect Bootyboy as VP pick. Too late for PDJT to respond to the MSM full scale push to November. Big Mike will have missed out on the debates and any type of vetting as the MSM will just say we all know them. It will be the second coming of Death to America. The only way to stop this is for them to be in custody in Gitmo. The long train coming has got to speed up a little. Epstein being arrested is a first step. He should spend a night with his new cellmate “Tiny” to get him to sing. Spin Grunt GI Jul 07 2019 at 7:12 pm So I predict the clown car show will continue until the old white men are gone and it becomes a contest between the old white witch, the new witch of color, and the dipshit from New Jersey. But the DemocRATic Party cannot nominate a man, they HAVE to nominate a woman again and I predict it’s gonna be Kamala “Taken Care of Willie’s Willie” Harris. Then all Trump has to do is playback every single thing she says in EVERY DemocRATic debate and he wins. There is NOW WAY these losers will even fake going back to the center after their convention…they are gonna go hard left all the way full stop and then hit the peddle. * Reparations * Free EVERYTHING for illegals * Gun confiscation * FREE HEALTH CARE and the huge taxes to support it * Green energy to wipe out everyone’s bank account to try and pay for solar and wind * Surrender to the UN as we go back to consensus foreign policy. IF the Iranians or NORKS don’t nuke us. SIGH, and we have 18 months to suffer through this shit. OYYYYY…by the way..are we done with the swimming hole already. DAMN, that was way too quick…I think things were just starting to get good. Will we get an encore once the fundraiser goal is met? PLEASE? JTC Jul 07 2019 at 8:57 pm Hope so GGI. I actually think everything you say will play out right up the convention. It’s what could happen then that will tell us if there is an evil genius playing these wild-eyed clowns like puppets on a string to set up a coup…or if they are just a bunch of wild-eyed clowns. If it is the latter as you predict then Trump wins in a landslide. If it is the former we are in deep and serious shit. Van Jul 07 2019 at 7:51 pm Aw…..my first car was a 1960 Nash Rambler American 4 door. Knock them all you will, but the seats, both fronts, go ALL the way down. Paid 60 bucks for it, and got my mileage in nylon panties……….cotton too. Summer of ’66……… NotYetInACamp Jul 07 2019 at 9:06 pm “The Summer of Love.” Pamela Jul 07 2019 at 9:20 pm My first car was 1965 Ford Thunderbird. During the first time detailing of it I discovered condoms shoved in the back seat and a hiding place under the dash. Polly Cy Jul 07 2019 at 10:33 pm Ah, mine was a ’68 Firebird. Soul sisters! cmblake6 Jul 07 2019 at 9:37 pm I had a (I think) 67 Nash Rambler. Damn fine car, actually. I would own a Metro in an eyeblink! Just because! ‘Merica! Russell Smith Jul 07 2019 at 10:06 pm Actually, I’d really like it if someone as talented as Javier could insert the following question into the debate list: “Dave Barry recently raised the issue of our Strategic Helium Reserve. Do you feel that we’re doing enough to maintain our Helium supply? What would you do to assure a supply of Helium at market prices?”” Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.