Ground Up.
Pick It.


  • May 7, 2021 at 12:23 am

    That made me laugh.
    It shouldn’t have. But it did.

  • May 7, 2021 at 12:26 am

    No, he cannot win there either as he lacks an *actual* military under his command. Need to know more about these “military-industrial masters” he serves though.

    And in answer to our ghost *actual* military men from “yesterday’s” ephemeral toon:

    No. You are not forgotten. Get the rest of our young people the fuck out of that thousand-year warring warren of sand rats and bring them home to the CRA.

    First order upon patriation; find the snivelling little pos with daddy issues who is responsible for you and thousands like you being there and dying there and stomp him into a bloody pulp. Second order; find the snivelling pos with alzheimer’s issues who would send you to some God-forsaken place even worse and…well you know what to do with him.

  • May 7, 2021 at 12:37 am

    Reprise of The Mouse That Roared…..

    • May 7, 2021 at 7:32 am

      now how many do you expect to even know what that was ?

      Grand Duchess Gloriana: How did the war go?

      Tulley Bascombe: Well, Your Grace, we’re home. Actually, there’s been a slight change of plan. I know it will come as a surprise, a pleasant one, I hope, but we sort of won.

      Prime Minster Count Rupert Mountjoy: You sort of *what*?

    • May 7, 2021 at 11:38 am
      Brent Dotson

      I loved that book; movie was so-so. Seem to remember the book had a sequel, but I can’t remember for sure.

      • May 8, 2021 at 12:25 am

        The Mouse On The Moon.

  • May 7, 2021 at 12:52 am
    Too Tall

    Interesting calculus by Resident Biden*:

    1. Can’t take on the Vatican, the world’s smallest nation, because the Swiss Guards would kick his and Cornpop’s asses.

    2. Monaco, the world’s second smallest nation looks doable only because the French provide for their defense. But the 515 member Police Department, and the 116 member Prince’s Company of Carabiniers are far too much for Slo Joe to deal with.

    3. That leaves Nauru, the world’s third smallest nation which has no military and a very small police force. However, their eight Australian Rules Football teams combine with the Nauru National Rugby Sevens Team to deliver a crushing defeat to the Biden* administration, leaving Jen Psaki to circle back about the surrender documents.

    • May 7, 2021 at 6:22 am

      Even France has a few reliable military/paramilitary units — the parachute brigade, the foreign legion and the gendarmerie.

      • May 7, 2021 at 7:16 am
      • May 7, 2021 at 7:39 am
        My Way Or -->

        They still have the Foreign Legion. Not wusses, either.

      • May 7, 2021 at 10:40 am
        Neanderthal JSStryker

        Of course the Legion aren’t wusses, it is made up of mostly non french personnel.

  • May 7, 2021 at 12:56 am

    In deference to our ‘First All Gay Military Helicopter Crew’, all the soi-boys, alphabet members and any other basically self deluded individual that is now in or joining our military: I advise any real military person to get out and as fast as you can. It is not worth your life for what this so called administration will do to you.
    Also note the photos of what the POed NK’s, Chinese, and Russian troops look like. Not to mention every batshiite crazy moslum that wants to kill everyone they see.

  • May 7, 2021 at 1:40 am

    The last time the Democrats actually won a war was in 1945. They have hampered us ever since.

    • May 7, 2021 at 11:55 am

      I would care to suggest that my father and relatives along with the rest of the American Men won WWII and the democrats just happened to be in office.

  • May 7, 2021 at 1:57 am

    Progressives claim to be “pacifists”. Which means they only fight for “high moral reasons”- or rather expect someone else to fight for their “high moral reasons”. Most of which are based on their greed, power-lust, and hatred of the rest of humanity.

    Robert Heinlein had this to say about “pacifists”;

    “I am not a pacifist. Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay—and claims a halo for his dishonesty.”

    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Double Star


    “A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described ‘pacifists’ are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.”

    — Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love.

    clear ether


    • May 7, 2021 at 6:14 am

      Excellent references. Because, ultimately, TANSTAAFL!

    • May 7, 2021 at 10:18 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      The only two pacifists (conscientious objector) that I can think of that made a positive difference in war were:
      Alvin York, who was convinced to pick up arms.
      Desmond Doss, the medic (“Hacksaw Ridge”)

      A Rara Avis, indeed.

  • May 7, 2021 at 2:43 am
    Punta Gorda
    • May 7, 2021 at 7:41 am
      My Way Or -->


    • May 7, 2021 at 12:30 pm
      Roland Deshain

      At least somebody got it right. Is the Peruvian court a bunch of wacko conspiracy theorists?

  • May 7, 2021 at 2:44 am
    Punta Gorda

    France surrenders… AGAIN?

    • May 7, 2021 at 8:10 am

      The gunboats blockading the French fishing fleet? Yeah, unarmed vessels, not a challenge. How long it takes for a couple French gunboats to show up will be a better indicator…

    • May 7, 2021 at 9:03 am

      Did this occur on Cinco de Mayo?

      Wasn’t Cinco de Mayo when a group of Mexican villagers with pitchforks defeated the French Army?

      • May 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm
        Roland Deshain

        As I understand it, Cinco Dr Mayo was brought about by Corona beer as a way to increase sales. I have never verified this story.

  • May 7, 2021 at 7:51 am

    As a Marine, I am not amused… Crayons are belong to us. 😆

    • May 7, 2021 at 8:03 am
      Too Tall

      Along with all the Play-Doh for the Sand Tables.

  • May 7, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    Since there are reasons that are occurring making decisions necessary now for our well being in this country; let me add some furl for the fire.
    Ck. Ace and The Morning Report – 5/7/21 J.J. Sefton. WARNING,
    some is very disturbing,

  • May 7, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    I hope everyone here understands that it is verboten under penalty of jackboot-on-neck to mock fake CPP-puppet “presidents” who have dementia and who cheated their way into power by criminally disenfranchising 80,000,000 legal voters. C´mon man, should we start taking names here?

  • May 7, 2021 at 6:02 pm


    The ChiCom puppet Braindead Biden and his band of commie thieves stole the election from Patriotic Americans.

    Bring on the Jackbooted thugs.

    JT Curtiss

  • May 7, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    What kind of juice.. and were there chew marks on the crayons…



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