Communication ← Previous post Next post → Comments interventor Sep 15 2021 at 12:09 am Raised Christian, she’ll not require deprogramming. Just illumination. Too Tall Sep 15 2021 at 12:20 am But if Sam is cooking Mia will require a HAZMAT suit as well as protection from blast and frag. Neanderthal JTC Sep 15 2021 at 12:22 pm “Mama” saved or stole her from the rubble; where her Mother was then we don’t yet know… What was step-mom’s belief and to what degree she imbued it we don’t know either, or to what degree Mia could learn from non-muzzies there, though we do think she married a frog so that bodes well. Nature or nurture, a conundrum as old as time. It will be fun to see the artiste flesh her out in more ways than one… John T. Block Sep 15 2021 at 12:24 am No turkeys involved, just bacon. But I see what Sam did, there…. Too Tall Sep 15 2021 at 12:24 am Mad props to JTC for his ability to describe how Mia would look from her nail polish. Why it is almost as if he gave Chris a picture of Mia for this storyline…. Neanderthal JTC Sep 15 2021 at 12:28 pm Just anticipatory, based on the proclivities of the propietor, and the clues he relishes, like those cherry-red nails… 😉 Bill M Sep 15 2021 at 12:56 am My kinda gal, blonde and likes bacon. steveb919 Sep 15 2021 at 5:02 am Everything is good with bacon. John D. Egbert Sep 15 2021 at 9:15 am Everything is BETTER with bacon. FIFY . . . steveb919 Sep 15 2021 at 5:03 am Everything is good with bacon on it. steveb919 Sep 15 2021 at 5:04 am Sorry about the two posts. Steve Peterson Sep 15 2021 at 5:23 am Mmmm BACON!!!!! Neanderthal JSStryker Sep 15 2021 at 7:06 am If she likes shooting and fast cars, she’ll be almost as perfect as Sam. DCE Sep 15 2021 at 7:34 am Mine, too. My Katy is a keeper. Buck Sep 15 2021 at 12:59 am night gaunt – there’s a psychopath’s name name right out of an old comic book . eon Sep 15 2021 at 5:23 am Actually somewhat worse; https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Night-gaunt Born of HPL’s childhood nightmares. clear ether eon Neanderthal JTC Sep 15 2021 at 12:50 pm NG’s may look menacing, but they can be *poofed* with the touch of a button, apparently. Much like all leftists/terrorists. Different buttons, but still. Buck Sep 15 2021 at 1:00 am Okay – Chris is quicker on the trigger than I am . . . Kafiroon Sep 15 2021 at 1:03 am I would back out of that kitchen fairly fast. She is saying “Bacon”, but that is a pot sitting there. Is there water in it? Is it hot? No Boiled Bacon! Mike-SMO Sep 15 2021 at 1:35 am Picked from the rubble by a Palestinian? Musta been one of the mythical A-Rab Christians. This is going to be a good story….. with bacon. Too Tall Sep 15 2021 at 1:54 am Lebanese Maronite Christian such as Danny Thomas? Mike-SMO Sep 15 2021 at 3:50 am C, Just a thing. ‘Aesthetics”. “Personality”. A rag, blond mop on a balloon head on a stick figure really doesn’t do the plot justice. Just a whine from the “peanut gallery” AngryToxicDeplorable-PaulS Sep 15 2021 at 8:12 am Probably first time letting her hair down, likely suffering from malnutrition. Just wait til her sisters get ahold of her and she’s well fed, it won’t take long. 😉 cz93x62 Sep 15 2021 at 3:03 am Frying bacon in a deep pot prevents a lot of spatter onto a stove top. Yes, I’ve done it. Adapt, improvise, overcome. Hungry girls want BLT’s, and they don’t want to wait on a dishwasher that cleans at the speed of a glacier–BACON NOW, DAD! Yes, I spoiled them rotten. Sam has taken point on this mission. Mom/Naomi needs to enter at some point soon. Wood Sep 15 2021 at 6:18 am Horrors! Cast iron is the proper vessel for cooking bacon. I spose one could use a Dutch oven. But cast iron is never in the dishwasher and therefore always ready to make bacon!! Browncoat57 Sep 15 2021 at 6:53 am Dishwasher? Hell, cast iron never sees soap. Period! steveb919 Sep 15 2021 at 8:27 pm As one who uses cast iron pans and pots your totally correct. Just use a wash cloth and water to wipe them out. Dry completely, all done. Johnny West Sep 15 2021 at 9:09 pm And speaking of drying, hot water, a scrubbie and rinse, straight on to a gas burner on high for just enough heat to evaporate the water, a light coating of olive oil, into a preheated 200° oven for 20 min. then shut that oven off and let that gorgeous piece of iron cool ’til, well, cool! Perfecto! epador Sep 15 2021 at 10:26 pm I just made a tasty beef stew in an Instapot that started by “sautee “ of bacon. My own recipe No Splatter. Tasty Stew, and MRS very happy with dinner… …uh, see you all later. Bill G Sep 15 2021 at 3:59 am Ayuh; sounds like she’s ready to pig out. DogByte6RER Sep 15 2021 at 8:31 am That looks like a spaghetti pot … maybe Sam’s making bacon spaghetti? https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/11733/bacon-spaghetti/ JimV Sep 15 2021 at 9:57 am They are both way overdressed NotYetInACamp Sep 15 2021 at 10:20 am Do you want more bacon? A sound much more beautiful than the call to prayer the earlier pretender so loves and calls the most beautiful sounds he has ever heard. Bacon cooking odors are what I prefer wafting through the neighborhood air. Some cultures just are incompatible. Hiding ones beliefs is a too common reality through history. Just look at so many cowed to the Democrat deep state ideology that makes them quiet minions of ideas and people they consider evil. Try to just go outside in parts of Australia or New Zealand or some other places (California). Oldarmourer Sep 15 2021 at 11:28 am The daughter of a Sabra is still a Jew, maybe the last one in Afghanistan Nice touch with the bacon, Sam, some xtians keep kosher too And on Erev Yom Kippur too… Oh well, at least she’ll have something to atone for 😉 Neanderthal JTC Sep 15 2021 at 11:57 am Always a hunk or three of bacon in the big veggie pot at casa ms. jtc… Green beans, butter beans, squash, turnip greens, collards etc. etc….always better when simmered with bacon seasoning, then the dogs get it. Halley Sep 15 2021 at 1:25 pm Same here! (though no dogs, just an aquarium ; ) JTC Sep 15 2021 at 6:46 pm Wow, carnivorous fishies, I like it! Too Tall Sep 15 2021 at 10:57 pm Halley, you raising piranhas or sharks? Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.