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  • November 28, 2018 at 12:06 am

    Oh dear, and away we go!

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  • November 28, 2018 at 12:34 am
    John M.

    It’s just one darn thing after another at the Double-D, isn’t it!

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  • November 28, 2018 at 12:44 am
    kadaka

    Skye slips and falls. “Ow, what is… Wait, I know this. Sam!”

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  • November 28, 2018 at 1:21 am
    WayneM

    Drive carefully!

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  • November 28, 2018 at 1:34 am
    kadaka

    Real Life Real Logic: At supermarket, woman grabs a head a lettuce, $1.69. I tell her there’s a sale, only 99¢/head for 2 or more (small shelf tag). She explains “well we don’t eat that much lettuce” and walks off.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 2:00 am
      TomZ

      If by the time they would have finished the first head the second was slimy and needed to be thrown out, the one that was actually used would have been $1.98 instead of $1.69.

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      • November 28, 2018 at 2:22 am
        kadaka

        Exactly. As an adaptable omnivore I alter my menu for minimal (financial) resource expenditure. BLTs, soft tortilla wraps, I can easily use up “excess” lettuce. People get entranced by the “logic of logic”. Use only half of the second head and it was worth it.

  • November 28, 2018 at 1:41 am
    Too Tall

    If Sam and Zed are 40 miles from the nearest public road, and Kimiko tells Don Portago to fire up their private jet, who gets to the hospital first?

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    • November 28, 2018 at 1:45 am
      kadaka

      Does the ranch helicopter fly at night?

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  • November 28, 2018 at 1:48 am
    John T. Block

    Wonder if Zed is gonna get a son, after two girls?

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    • November 28, 2018 at 7:16 am
      GWB

      Twins, again – this time boys!
      Fasten your seatbelt, it’s gonna get bumpy!

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  • November 28, 2018 at 2:27 am

    More twins

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  • November 28, 2018 at 2:59 am
    Too Tall

    If Jan and Naomi visit Sam and her baby in the hospital, isn’t it about time for them to pack a bag and fill out their own admissions paperwork?

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    • November 28, 2018 at 3:37 am
      kadaka

      Seems Jan already had baby Kavanaugh, spotted Oct 11.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 3:08 am
    Pamela

    Hmm. A boy, weighing in at 10 pounds, 24 inches long

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    • November 28, 2018 at 3:32 am
      kadaka

      And what’s the other one? She’s had twins before.

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      • November 28, 2018 at 4:17 am
        Punta Gorda

        “Smith” and “Wesson” That would be a fun set of brothers to deal with.

      • November 28, 2018 at 4:22 am
        kadaka

        Harrington and Richardson, aka Harry and Ricky.

      • November 28, 2018 at 7:37 am
        Wood

        We thought about naming our son Harrison Richard, Harrison cause we like it and Richard after my dad. That would have tormented the poor boy forever: Harry Dick!

      • November 28, 2018 at 12:57 pm
        Pamela

        True. My Grandmother had two sets of twin boys. The first at 46 and the last at 48. 16 children in total and 15 lived to adulthood.

    • November 28, 2018 at 12:25 pm
      Chris Muir

      Actually, a girl! They were joking around that day.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 3:47 am
    Doc Savage

    Jumper in the door!

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  • November 28, 2018 at 3:51 am
    kadaka

    Green Logic:

    To preserve human civilization as we know it, top UN scientists say we need to transform our economy and society in the next 12 years

    It’s become necessary to destroy the civilization to save it?

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    • November 28, 2018 at 7:04 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      “We have our best men on it. Top…..Men…..”

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    • November 28, 2018 at 9:15 am

      That does tie in nicely with the mining discussion from yesterday. The money quote, as it were…

      “we need to transform our economy and society in the next 12 years,”

      Yes, they are concerned with future generations like our new baby(s?) there at the ranch. Their eden depends on a nice crop of eloi to sustain them.

      The Chinese are certainly evil but very perceptive, even having coined a term for Ocasio and her ilk:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baizuo

      Follow the money/power. Always follow the money/power.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 9:47 am
      PaulS

      UNTopia! Wonderful. 🙁

      UN- Prefix that alters meaning 180 degrees. i.e. Successful vs UNsuccessful
      Intelligent vs UNintelligent
      Need I go on?

      Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to work in the “UN Idiots!” example. They can’t even get that right.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 12:29 pm
      Chris Muir

      eon-too long, dude.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 3:54 am
    Punta Gorda

    Ahh.. to have a 426 and a competent driver… get you there pronto.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 9:36 am

      Love me some vintage rods but that Escalade out front will get them there faster, safer, and with an emergency birthing bed in back if needed.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 8:11 pm
      OHBridgeGuy

      I think the (more) competent driver will be too distracted by her birthing pains…

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  • November 28, 2018 at 7:03 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Wasn’t Naomi also pregnant?

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    • November 28, 2018 at 12:26 pm
      Chris Muir

      Very.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 8:25 am
    CaptDMO

    “Get the car”?
    I’m so old, I remember (not really)….
    Women would rather bear their children in the street than go to the “maternity hospital” in Vienna.
    Because,….you know….science.
    Get the car? how about
    Hunker down, shelter in place, and task the panicky folk with watching large pots of water boil.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 8:43 am
    Delilah T

    How come nobody there ( including JO) is a midwife????

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    • November 28, 2018 at 9:05 am
      JSStryker

      Jo could probably become a midwife with 30 seconds of internet access.

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      • November 28, 2018 at 12:26 pm
        Chris Muir

        Do NOT read my mind.

      • November 28, 2018 at 12:57 pm

        Jo, and some insulated gloves?

      • November 30, 2018 at 7:49 am
        JSStryker

        Slides Chris’ script into a desk drawer… 😀

    • November 28, 2018 at 9:06 am
      JSStryker

      But then would you want Jo’s -5 degree hands touching you there? 😀

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      • November 28, 2018 at 9:32 am
        PaulS

        Ooooo…. 😉

      • November 28, 2018 at 12:58 pm

        Insulation for the hands.

        BBQ mitts?

      • November 28, 2018 at 5:19 pm
        Delilah T

        I”m sure that JO has internal control of surface temperatures.

  • November 28, 2018 at 10:50 am
    Spin Drift

    Did we have a baby naming contest and I missed it?

    So, I submit:

    for twin boys: Walker and Marshall

    For twin girls:

    Bobby Sue and Mary Jo (it’s Texas you know)

    Spin

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    • November 28, 2018 at 12:27 pm
      Chris Muir

      Wesley Richards? Smith Wesson? heh

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      • November 28, 2018 at 12:59 pm

        I like both of those!

      • November 28, 2018 at 5:22 pm
        Delilah T

        If it’s a girl, Boadicea?

        “Bo” for short, then you have Bo and Jo.

        Just an idea.

      • November 30, 2018 at 7:48 am
        JSStryker

        Dan Wesson Owens or Samuel Colt Owens?

    • November 28, 2018 at 5:33 pm
      kadaka

      Billy Jo and Bobbie Sue

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  • November 28, 2018 at 12:40 pm
    Chris Muir

    Eon, condense your previous and repost if u like-it was waaaay too long, sorry.

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    • November 28, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      Funny, I was about to send eon a suggestion to continue an OT string from yesterday at yesterday’s ‘toon if that is okay CM? Like that comments stay open after the fact for those of us like eon and (ahem) that JTC guy for whom brevity is not a strong suit…unless that still burns up band width for you, being old and ignorant I don’t know how that works…?

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      • November 28, 2018 at 8:01 pm
        Chris Muir

        Eon put out a VERY long post, I appreciate it, but it was almost a novella. I like his stuff, but if he could condense a tad, others can get in there and address his points.

      • November 28, 2018 at 10:41 pm

        Well hell now I’m curious, is it on today’s topic? Hate for it to go to waste; can he or you copy/paste at yesterday’s? Interesting guy, I and others would likely check it out…maybe comment.

        Wifey says I will argue with a fencepost (apologies to any fenceposts out there), but I prefer to call it offering a contrarian view…like it says on the sidebar at the Old Dead Blog, “ever the contrarian”. 🙂

      • November 29, 2018 at 11:04 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Apology accepted. Excepted.

  • November 28, 2018 at 6:20 pm
    James Gemind

    NO COMPLICATIONS.

    NO ACCIDENTS.

    A baby boy for the girls to adore…

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    • November 28, 2018 at 6:29 pm
      Pamela

      and to teach him all the fun stuff

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  • November 28, 2018 at 7:56 pm
    shooter 2.5

    Julie [Golob] and Jessie [Harrison]. Rob[Latham] and Brian [Enos]. Just wondering.

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