February 1, 2019 Broad Coverage. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:AI, Arrogance & Elitism, Corruption & Graft, Culture Wars, Men & Women
Let them in, let them film? And, oh, BTW, Officer Quan ain’t herself. But you know that.
Well, what do expect?
First we get slapped on the butt, and them a boobeh is shoved in our mouth.
Of course we are fixated.
I have a hypothesis that the reason American men are so fixated on breasts is that we are weaned too soon. I believe that rather than transitioning us to solid food as early as possible, we should be allowed to nurse for as long as we like. Now that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t be given solid food and encouraged to wean our selves, it merely means that we shouldn’t be forcibly weaned. Obviously there will be some who will require forcible weaning but I believe that the majority will wean themselves. Plus, think of all the fun husbands will have batting cleanup.
Old Codger, there might be something to your theory. I always figured it was more the legacy of the Puritans. We Canadians aren’t quite as uptight but we’re not as “topless beach” as the Euros.
And I understand it’s not just us guys either. 🙂
Hey if I’m the “sponsor” of this episode I’m pretty proud of that…maybe that’s me on the other end of that cellie, just lookin’ for a look at those marvelous orbs,
Or is there another one of me out there?
It’s yours,Jim,so you alone know what’s coming up.
Yeah I know what’s “up” right now all right…
But I don’t want to just *see* there, I want to *be* there… 😉
“What are you seeing on the fibre cam? Is it safe to penetrate?”
Let them in, let them get about halfway to the house from the gate, then let the SHTF! No warrant, no announcement, their ass.
Fecundity in 3-D Motion.
Good one P;
Talk about “broad coverage”…
Chris should do a Word of the Week ‘toon, inspired by Pamela.
(I know *I* am inspired by Pamela!)
As they say, “the plot thickens.”
That’s why men have trouble making eye contact… Boobs don’t have eyes!
Good one 😀
Where did you find that? – Too funny!
And the payoff is…
Challenge accepted. Here’s Kamala Harris and Stacey Abrams yukking it up with a passed-out person on a street bench.
that is not what Henry Bowman would do…
he’d likely approve though.
“News at eleven!”
Except they wouldn’t be able to show this video without heavy pixelation.
The latest uncoverage on fake news, now that’s worth watching! 🙂
“It’s a trap” said some Star Wars General Dude. What I don’t get is why are they after Sam and Zed? Are they charged or indicted for anything? I guess the most Patriotic go in the cattle cars first. Also who’s feeding the baby? Inquiring minds want to know.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this, for the FBI that is.
Actually Spin Drift, Princess Leia said it first in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and Admiral repeated the line in RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Luke said it first as they were approaching the Death Star for the first time.
Why are the Feebs after Zed and Sam?
Because they hosted President Trump at the DD Ranch.
Because they’re conservatives, preppers, and friends (friendly) with President Trump.
And ANYONE who is friends (friendly) with President Trump has OBVIOUSLY colluded with the Russkies (insert /sarc here), and needs to be investigated (early am no knock entry, arrested, humiliated, bankrupted, etc) by that Mordor-on-the-Potomac PARAGON of virtue and honesty, Robert Muler (gag) (/sarc/) (deliberate misspelling)
Guilt by association is a very slippery slope. I should go out and buy ski’s with the crew I run with. They make the bar scene in “A New Hope” seem like a cotillion and Han shot first.
“Get me a warm milk in a dirty glass”
May Mueller’s theme song be the Mule Skinner Blues.
“Well I’m a lady mule skinner
From down old Tennessee way
Hey hey, I come from Tennessee
I can make any mule listen
Or I won’t accept your pay
Hey hey, I won’t take your pay.”
Is there an unpleasant surprise in the offing for the Feebles?
Just askin’ for a research paper (not!). 🙂
Will Delousing Stations be required
Wonder if the FBI will be using Houston cops as backup?
You’re making me worry Sam could get shot for “menacingly holding” a breast pump. ‘Her finger was on the trigger!’
This, if true , is incredibly scary. It makes you worry about your neighbors. If anybody busted into my home shooting my dogs, I would likely return fire, no matter who it was.
Time to arm the claymores loaded with fire ants and unleash the pitbulls on crack…..
Maybe turn loose some peccaries with a bad case of maryjane munchies. I think they are partial to toes.
Oh, you ARE mean! I like your style. Peccaries………..
Playing golf in Alabama, I once had the ranger on the first tee tell me “WachowDemFarnts”. It took me a while to translate that.
Betcha never forget it though.
Look, if the young lady has gone to the trouble to grow them and arrange them in an attractive display, I feel a certain obligation to stare at them.
I mean, it’s the only polite thnig to do…
Rattlesnakes! Don’t forget the rattlesnakes!