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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Let them in, let them film? And, oh, BTW, Officer Quan ain’t herself. But you know that.

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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:12 am
    Kafiroon

    Well, what do expect?
    First we get slapped on the butt, and them a boobeh is shoved in our mouth.
    Of course we are fixated.

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    • February 1, 2019 at 10:06 am
      Old Codger

      I have a hypothesis that the reason American men are so fixated on breasts is that we are weaned too soon. I believe that rather than transitioning us to solid food as early as possible, we should be allowed to nurse for as long as we like. Now that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t be given solid food and encouraged to wean our selves, it merely means that we shouldn’t be forcibly weaned. Obviously there will be some who will require forcible weaning but I believe that the majority will wean themselves. Plus, think of all the fun husbands will have batting cleanup.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 1:41 pm
        WayneM

        Old Codger, there might be something to your theory. I always figured it was more the legacy of the Puritans. We Canadians aren’t quite as uptight but we’re not as “topless beach” as the Euros.

    • February 1, 2019 at 1:16 pm
      John

      And I understand it’s not just us guys either. 🙂

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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Hey if I’m the “sponsor” of this episode I’m pretty proud of that…maybe that’s me on the other end of that cellie, just lookin’ for a look at those marvelous orbs,

    Or is there another one of me out there?

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    • February 1, 2019 at 12:18 am

      It’s yours,Jim,so you alone know what’s coming up.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 12:52 am

        Yeah I know what’s “up” right now all right…

        But I don’t want to just *see* there, I want to *be* there… 😉

  • February 1, 2019 at 12:23 am
    kadaka

    “What are you seeing on the fibre cam? Is it safe to penetrate?”

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    • February 1, 2019 at 12:39 am

      Badumbump, tsssssss.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 12:43 am
        kadaka

        .22LR

  • February 1, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Let them in, let them get about halfway to the house from the gate, then let the SHTF! No warrant, no announcement, their ass.

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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:47 am
    Pamela

    Fecundity in 3-D Motion.

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    • February 1, 2019 at 12:56 am

      Good one P;

      Talk about “broad coverage”…

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    • February 1, 2019 at 7:26 am
      GWB

      Chris should do a Word of the Week ‘toon, inspired by Pamela.
      (I know *I* am inspired by Pamela!)

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  • February 1, 2019 at 1:13 am
    Calvin

    As they say, “the plot thickens.”

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  • February 1, 2019 at 2:30 am
    John M.

    That’s why men have trouble making eye contact… Boobs don’t have eyes!

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    • February 1, 2019 at 2:35 am
      kadaka
      • February 1, 2019 at 2:42 am
        Punta Gorda

        Buahaha!

        Good one 😀

      • February 1, 2019 at 7:26 am
        GWB

        LOL!

      • February 1, 2019 at 9:32 pm
        CuriousB

        Where did you find that? – Too funny!

  • February 1, 2019 at 3:26 am
    AlexJ

    Any publicity is Good Publicity, as long as they spell your name correctly.

    And the payoff is…

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  • February 1, 2019 at 4:26 am

    that is not what Henry Bowman would do…

    he’d likely approve though.

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  • February 1, 2019 at 7:04 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    “News at eleven!”
    Except they wouldn’t be able to show this video without heavy pixelation.

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  • February 1, 2019 at 10:13 am
    PaulS

    The latest uncoverage on fake news, now that’s worth watching! 🙂

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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:57 pm
    Spin Drift

    “It’s a trap” said some Star Wars General Dude. What I don’t get is why are they after Sam and Zed? Are they charged or indicted for anything? I guess the most Patriotic go in the cattle cars first. Also who’s feeding the baby? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Spin
    I’ve got a bad feeling about this, for the FBI that is.

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    • February 1, 2019 at 5:21 pm
      Christopher Cole

      Actually Spin Drift, Princess Leia said it first in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and Admiral repeated the line in RETURN OF THE JEDI.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 8:23 pm
        The 300

        Luke said it first as they were approaching the Death Star for the first time.

    • February 1, 2019 at 8:31 pm
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Why are the Feebs after Zed and Sam?
      Because they hosted President Trump at the DD Ranch.
      Because they’re conservatives, preppers, and friends (friendly) with President Trump.
      And ANYONE who is friends (friendly) with President Trump has OBVIOUSLY colluded with the Russkies (insert /sarc here), and needs to be investigated (early am no knock entry, arrested, humiliated, bankrupted, etc) by that Mordor-on-the-Potomac PARAGON of virtue and honesty, Robert Muler (gag) (/sarc/) (deliberate misspelling)

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      • February 1, 2019 at 9:16 pm
        Spin Drift

        Guilt by association is a very slippery slope. I should go out and buy ski’s with the crew I run with. They make the bar scene in “A New Hope” seem like a cotillion and Han shot first.

        Spin
        “Get me a warm milk in a dirty glass”

      • February 1, 2019 at 10:11 pm
        interventor

        May Mueller’s theme song be the Mule Skinner Blues.
        “Well I’m a lady mule skinner
        From down old Tennessee way
        Hey hey, I come from Tennessee
        I can make any mule listen
        Or I won’t accept your pay
        Hey hey, I won’t take your pay.”

      • February 1, 2019 at 10:47 pm
        Punta Gorda

        ‘Toly

  • February 1, 2019 at 2:06 pm
    Delilah T.

    Is there an unpleasant surprise in the offing for the Feebles?

    Just askin’ for a research paper (not!). 🙂

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    • February 1, 2019 at 8:12 pm
      Pamela

      Will Delousing Stations be required

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  • February 1, 2019 at 3:50 pm
    Henry
    • February 1, 2019 at 4:41 pm
      kadaka

      You’re making me worry Sam could get shot for “menacingly holding” a breast pump. ‘Her finger was on the trigger!’

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    • February 1, 2019 at 9:43 pm
      CuriousB

      This, if true , is incredibly scary. It makes you worry about your neighbors. If anybody busted into my home shooting my dogs, I would likely return fire, no matter who it was.

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  • February 1, 2019 at 4:32 pm
    Pete231

    Time to arm the claymores loaded with fire ants and unleash the pitbulls on crack…..

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    • February 1, 2019 at 6:53 pm
      Pamela

      Maybe turn loose some peccaries with a bad case of maryjane munchies. I think they are partial to toes.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 8:39 pm
        Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

        Oh, you ARE mean! I like your style. Peccaries………..

    • February 1, 2019 at 7:40 pm
      Capn Frank

      Playing golf in Alabama, I once had the ranger on the first tee tell me “WachowDemFarnts”. It took me a while to translate that.

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      • February 1, 2019 at 10:50 pm
        Punta Gorda

        Betcha never forget it though.

  • February 1, 2019 at 5:44 pm
    rickn8or

    Look, if the young lady has gone to the trouble to grow them and arrange them in an attractive display, I feel a certain obligation to stare at them.

    I mean, it’s the only polite thnig to do…

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  • February 1, 2019 at 11:45 pm
    Crotalus

    Rattlesnakes! Don’t forget the rattlesnakes!

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