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  • June 10, 2016 at 10:11 pm
    Greg B

    Oh my. Boobehs.

  • June 10, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Actually, I think a key part of any drinking establishment is to have proper bouncers…and Sam is…very…proper.

    I would say just the right bounce to the ounce.

    • June 10, 2016 at 10:49 pm

      I forgot what I came here for.
      Not that it matters.

      • June 10, 2016 at 10:53 pm
        Chris Muir

        I laughed out loud at that,Kafiroon.And thanks for the check!!

      • June 10, 2016 at 10:54 pm

        I can’t think of a better way to get distracted and forget.

  • June 10, 2016 at 10:19 pm
    MJ Larkins

    So round, so full, so fully packed…

    • June 10, 2016 at 11:08 pm

      So easy on the draw.

      You’ve either seen some old Looney Tunes or you’re my age.

      • June 11, 2016 at 3:20 pm

        Harumph! I remember the green amd OD packs!

      • June 11, 2016 at 4:18 pm
        John M.

        Looney Tunes? Thought that was a cigarette ad… Lucky Strike, IIRC.

    • June 11, 2016 at 5:23 pm

      Sounds like Lucky Strike cigarette add to me. Also LSMFT, Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. Or Loose Straps Mean Floppy Titties.

    • June 11, 2016 at 6:10 pm

      my recollection is:
      so round,
      so FIRM,
      so fully packed

  • June 10, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    I’ll bet she bounces just great.

  • June 11, 2016 at 12:02 am

    What’s with that sacrilegious glass in longneck country? Something like that bends down over me, beer ain’t the head I’d be thinking of.

    And that little shirt ain’t gonna restrain those bouncers too much, but it might keep the other bouncers from having to toss all the patrons; hard to make a buck like that.

    That’s the key; head or hooters, keep ’em thinkin’ but not touchin’.

  • June 11, 2016 at 12:15 am

    Not to toss a blanket on this cool “strip”, but the plan to negate the votes of US citizens and ensure the outcome has begun, at the fed court level, of course, wonder what the lady judge’s affiliation is? Oh wait, not allowed to question the predilection of judges are we?

    • June 11, 2016 at 12:18 am

      Whoops, there it is:

      Another bad Bush I appointee…thanks George.

    • June 11, 2016 at 8:51 am

      — “in line with federal law and prevailing practices in virtually every other state.” —

      If everyone is jumping off of the bridge. then it is the law that you must jump off of the bridge.
      If everyone is violating the constitution, then you must violate the constitution.

      Word meanings are malleable under her interpretation.

      • June 11, 2016 at 8:53 am

        prevailing practices just means most, or enough are disregarding the constitution. It is a brave new world that they live in.

  • June 11, 2016 at 12:15 am
    bob in houston

    no no, we’re good with the bouncing, really, we are.

  • June 11, 2016 at 12:53 am

    I know you’re not letting this one get published … again.
    Yet more boobs. BORING!! I tell you truthfully, I have read EVERY SINGLE DBD strip. And I miss the old days – the days when all my MANY bookmarks, so many that I have a *separate folder* for my favorite DBD strips, the days when those bookmark links were still working. Now you broke all my links… But looking back at the titles, whatever happened to the days when we could be coy and cute with the innuendo, like Jan. 11, 2005 “This board is cold”? Now we have T&A strips at least half the time. I came here for your incredible level of political wit – could I have some more of that, please, and less of all the sex and nakedness?

    • June 11, 2016 at 11:16 am

      “I came here for your incredible level of political wit – could I have some more of that, please, and nakedness?”

      FIFY. Haven’t seen any sex here, but smarts and booty ain’t mutually exclusive, thank God and Chris.

    • June 11, 2016 at 11:35 am
      Grunt GI

      On the contrary, sometimes Chris is so on point with the political wit, it would be too depressing to think about. So why not break it up with some wonderful visuals on the oldest comedic topic there is– sex and relationships. And why not do it with hot babes? In this utterly depressing feminist culture, it’s practically counter-cultural.

      I for one enjoy a little T&A diversion from the train wreck that is modern Ametican politics.

      • June 11, 2016 at 12:16 pm

        Sex and Politics have gone hand in hand for eons. Imagine the graffiti in Rome during the election cycles. Bigguss Maximus give and takes it in the ass colorfully drawn on pillar and wall.

        I’d rather see hot guys in all their masculine glory since I’m not into hot babes.

      • June 11, 2016 at 12:29 pm
        Grunt GI

        Well Sam and Zed go together like peas and carrots. Naked peas and carrots.

      • June 11, 2016 at 9:12 pm
        B Woodman

        A little butter as well, to coat those peas and carrots.

      • June 11, 2016 at 7:51 pm

        Some survives and is raunchy.

    • June 11, 2016 at 3:25 pm

      I think you are out-voted by the guys, and besides, we older broads don’t mind recalling those golden days when we looked that good — or at least I don’t mind. Sorry if you are offended. My only complaint is that we don’t have swimming hole tableaus with Zed, Damon andd ‘Toly, too.

      • June 11, 2016 at 3:40 pm
        Chris Muir

        I would, DM, but when guys are frontal naked, it goes from suggestive to near-porn…it’s just that we’re outies, not innies!

      • June 11, 2016 at 7:00 pm

        I have a great appreciation of the male form as a woman of a certain age. Went shooting at the range this morning and showed great appreciation when we got home.

        Swimming hole scene sounds good and Chris couldn’t you use a strategically placed M82 Barret 50 Cal to keep it tastefully in bounds of not being near porn. Besides how many tats and scars does ‘Toly have?

      • June 11, 2016 at 9:10 pm

        Hmmm, the suggestive jokes about Zed standing there with a Barret almost write themselves.
        Zed: “How do you like my big gun Sam?”
        Sam: “So is that a .50 or are you happy to see me?”

        Something like that.

  • June 11, 2016 at 1:37 am

    I’m alright with the service. Oh yes.

  • June 11, 2016 at 1:46 am

    Buy another round! Drown your sorrows that you can look but not touch

  • June 11, 2016 at 2:01 am

    I remember little magnets that clamped onto the girls’ nipples and held matching magnets in the tops of the original DD Club outfits! (Zed’s idea, I think.) Needed again here! Then the outfits are perfect!!! Let the breasts bounce as long as the magnets keep the nipples covered!! And the partially zipped “Daisey Dukes” keep the Mons covered and the shorts firmly wrapped on tight.

  • June 11, 2016 at 6:08 am
    Bill G

    I could certainly enjoy uniform results such as those.

  • June 11, 2016 at 8:17 am
    Unca Walt

    Chris, you’ve wonderfully caught the mystique of the beautiful redhead in that last panel (when I finally got to it to look).

  • June 11, 2016 at 8:47 am

    Beauty is one of God’s gifts to us all.

  • June 11, 2016 at 8:52 am

    “Thanks for the mammaries
    So big and so round,
    they bounce up down.
    Thank you…so much!”

    With apologies to Bob Hope.

    • June 11, 2016 at 3:30 pm

      In re:, Jane Russell as I seem to recall … Another was Bing Crosby saying, “That girl’s packin’ 38s! Hope came back with, “And she’s got guns, too!”

      • June 11, 2016 at 9:05 pm

        I thought the line was “She had a pair of .38s…and a .45.”

  • June 11, 2016 at 9:11 am
    Cliff H

    Wikipedia bio: “William Ware Theiss (November 20, 1931 – December 15, 1992),[1] also called Bill Theiss, was an American costume designer for television and film.

    The ‘Theiss Titillation Theory’—which claims that ‘the degree to which a costume is considered sexy is directly proportional to how accident-prone it appears to be’—is named after him.”

    Which basically means a costume is more titillating if you perceive a chance of exposure than if actual exposure is part of the design.

    • June 11, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      The costume worn ly Lt Palamas in Who Mourns for Adonis is a perfect example.

      • June 11, 2016 at 7:55 pm
        Old Codger

        According to the original book about ST, “The Making Of Star Trek”, Leslie Parrish was totally comfortable with that costume. Supposedly, the cape was the only thing that kept that top ON her.

  • June 11, 2016 at 10:39 am

    I’m glad to see health and safety rules are being observed with the addition of a shirt. I don’t think DDQ’s insurance policy would cover an eye being put out by free floating pointed objects.

    • June 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm

      For me in my infancy those “free floating pointed objects” were a food source for several months. To me the female form is a beautiful creation.

  • June 11, 2016 at 11:48 am

    I think this one would make a GREAT .gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • June 11, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Been patiently waiting for teh Sam Boobiehs to make another appearance. Thank You!

  • June 11, 2016 at 12:14 pm
  • June 11, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    It amazed me that Sam designed those outfits, not someone like Zed.

  • June 11, 2016 at 8:01 pm
    Old Codger

    I remember possibly the first time I saw a girl braless wearing just a t-shirt. We are talking Sam or Jan class boobies. She walked into where I was standing in line for something with those marvelous orbs just a-bouncing every which way. The first thing that popped into my 19 year old’s mind was “independent front suspension” (old farts will remember the commercial). It was mesmerizing. Each booby was doing its own thing to its own rhythm.

    • June 11, 2016 at 9:57 pm

      Hence the origin of the term “shirt puppies” IIRC as in two puppies playing inside a tee shirt or under a bed sheet.

      And using that reference YES Sam has very fine shirt puppies.

  • June 11, 2016 at 9:51 pm
    B Woodman

    I remember many years ago (ahem), the late 60s, I was in my teens, I was walking through downtown downtown Cambridge, MA, and saw a young lady wearing a black semi-see-through shirt, button up, not pull over, no bra, just bare boobies. Yum! As she walked by, my head was on ball bearings swivels, following that loveliness. I started walking backwards just to continue viewing that vision.

    Funny how that memory just came back after, lo, these many decades (sigh).
    “Of all sad words of tongue and pen, . . . . “

  • June 11, 2016 at 9:58 pm
    B Woodman

    Unfortunately (sigh), I would agree with Sam. A little restraint can add more benefits then it costs. Doesn’t mean they those Glorious Visions of Loveliness have to be totally bound and hidden.

  • June 11, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    May I state the obvious? Since we are all getting screwed by the deep state establishment politico, what’s wrong with enjoying at least once aspect of sex?
    Thank you Chris for reminding us that getting screwed is not always unpleasant!

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