October 30, 2022 Boating Enthusiasts, Unite. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Americans, Family, Friends
I wish the double D was real!
Just don’t shoot me, Zed! I’m one of the good rattlers! I know Colonel Gadsden!
I thought, Tam? Not. Then I saw it’s Tammy and Paul. I like them already.
Paperwork on a squirt gun loss must be interesting though.
I like to rent guns in lieu of owning; did you know that gun rentals and loaners are exempt from any federal record or receipt as they pass from one free legal American to another? Fun fact. Avoids all that boating too, apparently a high risk activity!
While I don’t own any I have fired a few class 3 toys in my day, it’s fun but gets expensive very quickly.
Only full auto I ever fired was in the army. I’m too stingy to fling half dollars down range at 700 per minute.
Anyway, time ever comes I really need one, they’ll be laying around on the ground to pick up.
True. And like the 2 Hungarian Reserve Armies “sealing off” half of the borders of the City of Warsaw when Stalin’s Soviet Red Army halted 10 kilometers away from those municipal borders and paused way more than the time expected for the SS commanded German forces to raze Warsaw. The Hungarian Armies gave the Polish Uprising all of their unregistered weapons that they had collected while fighting against the Russians, along with much ammunition for the picked up from the battlefield weapons. The experienced at putting down uprising cities SS General expected the crushing of the Polish rebel uprising to take 6 days to achieve. It took over 60 days.
Meanwhile the Hungarians removed Polish wounded, civilians, and such. The Hungarians provided food and medical care through their sealed city border. The Hungarian government attempted to get the allies to allow them to switch sides and fight the Germans. The Allies refused. The Hungarians wanted to assist the Polish to re-establish the Polish government in Warsaw. That would have upset Stalin as Stalin created his Communist puppet government immediately after Warsaw finally was overrun by the waiting Red Army.
The Allies instead allowed Romania to switch sides, who immediately attacked Hungary. The 2 Home Reserve Armies returned to Hungary to fight for their nation.
And politics played on.
Meanwhile about 30%+ of the fighter pilots that fought defending the UK in the Battle of Britain were Polish citizens and already experienced combat pilots. Thank you, Allies. The payback to Poland fits too much of what is on record.
And be careful out there boating. Your life is more important than any material possessions that are lost forever from history.
That Triangle is out there. I have lost a friend in it. Sad.
Especially since these days .30 cal. has got to be like sending dollar bills down range at 700 per minute, and .50 BMG has got to be like sending $5 bills down range at 700 per minute. Even Sailors in a strip club can’t throw money away that fast.
I shudder to think what 20 mm depleted uranium rounds cost these days. Somewhere between burning through Andrew Jacksons and Ulysses Grants at 1000+ per minute.
I’m worried about that little punkin. And ain’t nobody shot it…?
Tourist! It’s “Murica”.
Interesting, as I’m imagining Jan’s voice with a slight Spanish accent, not so much Redneck.
And that starts the noggin to spinning and putting a voice to all of our friends there…I mean can’t you just hear Sam?
Texas sounds Texan, even in Japanese. Only the Blue Whine is distinctive. That will get you treated like a temporary visitor.
Not sure about the Japanese but Texas sounds like Texican, more like it.
Which considering that 40% of peeps there are hispanic (having surpassed the white folks a few years ago), is about right.
Also explains the absolutely critical shift of R’s that have begun to actively appeal to them, not to mention the dozens of other spanish folks like the Cubans here in Fla that have pretty successfully been turned away from the dark side…not so much changing their message as getting the message across to people who have been taken for granted and shit on for decades by D’s.
Interesting too that while almost all Argentinians (which as daughter of Luciano Jan is) are white, they do cling to their true Spanish and Italian derivation; no doubt Jan can put on a beautifully mellifluous proper Spanish accent (as opposed to the gibberish spoken by most aboriginal Mexicans)…would love to hear her speak, especially in anger, or sing. 🙂
Paul and Tammy?
Should I know them?
Probably have them to thank for sponsorship of today’s fine art.
The purple block in between the first two panels.
Which said purple block was not there late last night btw…hence my temporary confusion over the Tams.
Boating. The gift that keeps on forgiving.
Or taking, rather. Some well-armed sea critters down there, and you know the blue people are dragging big ol’ magnets around those regatta grounds.
Nobody said the boat had to be in the water.
Lots of things can happen on a hundred mile trip to the lake through heavy forest…things bounce out of trucks all the time and the animals cover them over…regular occurance in some parts 😉
Happy birthday Chris!! Have a great day and a wonderful year to follow!!
A Halloween baby? Explains a lot about this here undead cartoon and its zombie creator…
Happy Birthday Chris!
You’re a genius, I was actually thinking “Thank God.” Before I even read it. LOL
Pumpkins and detonite… recipe for fun.
Gee, I hope when the boating accidents happened the items lost were properly wrapped in something waterproof.
A very Happy Birthday to you Chris!
I happen to know a diver who is very good at finding items lost overboard. When TSHF I’m sure he can locate those missing “golf clubs”.
Happy, happy birthday, Chris. May you have many, many more, all in excellent health.
Well, I used to be frequently found boating on my birthday, but small fishing boats, fast sailboats, and even catamarans when push a little too hard tend to cause a bit of swimming. So things I wanted to keep never went along. Y’all careless!
So Happy Birthday Chris! And wear a vest out there on the Atlantic. We do not want to lose you.
Sharks is gonna get ’em!
Whether land or sea.
I’ll take sea.
“Careless”, yeah, yeah, that’s it! 😉
Happy B-Day, Chris!
Wait!…..What!!?? Chris is a Halloween baby?! Awesome! Why wasn’t I sent a memo?
Happy Halloween Birthday!! May Trick-and-Treaters give YOU candy and treats tomorrow night!
Pumpkins and Tannerite= Pie filling
Thanks for all the bday wishes! By the way, pics soon of the Highly Qualified Kittehs packing and shipping DBD products this last week.
Happy BD Chris & kittehs
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“Guys, you’re guests, so I’m NOT cooking dinner for y’all.”
“That’s OK, we’ll have some of Travis’s!”
Happy Birthday Chris. Kittens n Kats too. The strip is going nice. Always nice to see the ‘Toley crowd and my Fav buddy, Skye. 🙂 Take care,Vote early, and draw with art and firearms.
Happy Birthday, Chris & crew!
Paul and Tammy,
Thank you for sponsoring today’s ‘toon.
Y’all come back before Thanksgiving with the full auto shotguns you lost in your boating accident at sea, and perhaps keep Sam’s Thanksgiving Turkey from going exoatmospheric.
Happy Birthday, Chris Muir. Wishing you and DBD many more wonderful years!
Happy Birthday to you and best wishes for many more great ones and to the DBD efforts.
Maybe Engineer Sam can do some calculations, or someone assist her, so that the Extreme Turkeys she cooks can be manipulated to take down the new Mach 5+ cruise type missiles, and maybe some of the other missiles. An un-hit space is a safe space.
So the Democrat is down at the lake, watching all the boats go by, many with Trump banners, American flags, etc. Total “Republican neighbors” situation. He asks somebody nearby, “Hey how come all these boats are owned by Republicans?” Answer comes back “Because you have to earn the money to buy a boat.”