This time, I had it all done but FORGOT to publish it. I need stem cells for my brain….
Pamela
May 04 2019 at 9:50 am
*looks at Chris over glasses* Sunlight and a warm breeze to sail by.
kadaka
May 04 2019 at 10:34 am
Or just a progress pegboard to hang on the wall where you’ll see it a lot. Chunk of 2×4, 1″ dowel pegs, paint one peg end something bright like fluorescent yellow and flip to that when a task is completed. Then at a glance you can count the dots and see where you’re at.
NotYetInACamp
May 04 2019 at 9:00 pm
More minds eye time. Then your graphic vision mind’s eye creation. S’alright.
Kafiroon
May 04 2019 at 9:49 am
I remember what Liquid Nitrogen could do when I worked in the lab at a research lab at a University.
BRrrrr.
Pamela
May 04 2019 at 9:52 am
Did Jo kill off their ability to produce sperm with the blue ball procedure?
CM just called me back y’all, he’s fine just a little oldtimer’s lapse.
I reiterated to him what he already knows, that while we have fun with our comedy and caricatures, some of the targets of it are by definition unstable. And since he like me makes no attempt to hide, you never know. He seems to have lost a large collection of shooty stuff in a murky lake near here in a freak boating accident, and while that happened to me too a while back (go figure!) since I was in the biz for many years, tools are available if God forbid it came to that.
Anyway, he’s fine and we want to keep him that way as he is a rare treasure for us like-minded folks, and good son that he is he visits an old friend of his Dad’s not far from me, hope to touch base with him soon, that should be fun.
Thanks, Chris, keep on keepin’ on!
Punta Gorda
May 04 2019 at 3:20 pm
,”shoot stuff” and “lakes”…
Reminds me of the fairly CV common story back when the Ross Barnett reservoir first filled. You would as always hear the tale of someone who managed to shoot a snake that had fallen into his boat without thinking it through first…
Stephanie Osborn
May 05 2019 at 12:20 am
Oh, now THERE’S a wups…
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
May 04 2019 at 11:00 am
CM,
Glad that you’re fine and healthy (enough), just a touch of the old-timer’s.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
May 04 2019 at 11:04 am
As for Kiko and Mari knowing about body parts and “blue balls”, youth these days are not as innocent as you’d like to keep them.
But that’s funny, I don’t care who you are (snerk!).
jdow
May 04 2019 at 4:56 pm
Must be the intertoobes given it appears they are home schooled.
{^_-}
kadaka
May 04 2019 at 11:26 am
So “blue balls” ain’t a new tattooing fad? They’ll pierce and tat any other speck of skin so why not?
Okay, you are correct, what has been seen cannot be unseen. But what one CAN do is evaluate that as some truly sick shit.
John M.
May 04 2019 at 11:51 pm
From what I could tell in those pictures, “enlightened” San Francisco still has a problem with nipples and areola? …or is it just that the “ladies” are still that self-conscious…
Defend the socialist killing their own people because our government doesn’t like them. Sound familiar?
eon
May 04 2019 at 9:31 pm
Babbling idiocy doesn’t sound smarter by being repeated endlessly. You’d think the American left’s Maduroistas would have figured that out by now.
clear ether
eon
kadaka
May 04 2019 at 11:32 pm
After an unprecedented review, Country House won over Maximum Security, which was removed from consideration.
Hillary Clinton was very relieved.
John M.
May 04 2019 at 11:46 pm
A thought occurred to me as I was reading the strip and the various responses. Jo could chill them down far enough that the “men” would have to go to the emergency room for frostbite. How does one explain to the doctor that only his testicles are frostbitten, and how they got that way? Please don’t tell me that men are “tea-bagging” Dewars of LN2!
Chris Muir
This time, I had it all done but FORGOT to publish it. I need stem cells for my brain….
Pamela
*looks at Chris over glasses* Sunlight and a warm breeze to sail by.
kadaka
Or just a progress pegboard to hang on the wall where you’ll see it a lot. Chunk of 2×4, 1″ dowel pegs, paint one peg end something bright like fluorescent yellow and flip to that when a task is completed. Then at a glance you can count the dots and see where you’re at.
NotYetInACamp
More minds eye time. Then your graphic vision mind’s eye creation. S’alright.
Kafiroon
I remember what Liquid Nitrogen could do when I worked in the lab at a research lab at a University.
BRrrrr.
Pamela
Did Jo kill off their ability to produce sperm with the blue ball procedure?
Merle
One can hope…. 🙂
JTC
Good that you are good.
Just old. It’s a bitch ain’t it?
Left you a ph. message, glad not needed but the offer stands.
As to the ‘toon, still wondering what EEEKED! out our heroine?
And yeah, kid’s a little young to know anything about blue-balls, let alone that some “men” lack them entirely.
cmblake6
Bingo to all of the above.
JTC
CM just called me back y’all, he’s fine just a little oldtimer’s lapse.
I reiterated to him what he already knows, that while we have fun with our comedy and caricatures, some of the targets of it are by definition unstable. And since he like me makes no attempt to hide, you never know. He seems to have lost a large collection of shooty stuff in a murky lake near here in a freak boating accident, and while that happened to me too a while back (go figure!) since I was in the biz for many years, tools are available if God forbid it came to that.
Anyway, he’s fine and we want to keep him that way as he is a rare treasure for us like-minded folks, and good son that he is he visits an old friend of his Dad’s not far from me, hope to touch base with him soon, that should be fun.
Thanks, Chris, keep on keepin’ on!
Punta Gorda
,”shoot stuff” and “lakes”…
Reminds me of the fairly CV common story back when the Ross Barnett reservoir first filled. You would as always hear the tale of someone who managed to shoot a snake that had fallen into his boat without thinking it through first…
Stephanie Osborn
Oh, now THERE’S a wups…
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
CM,
Glad that you’re fine and healthy (enough), just a touch of the old-timer’s.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
As for Kiko and Mari knowing about body parts and “blue balls”, youth these days are not as innocent as you’d like to keep them.
But that’s funny, I don’t care who you are (snerk!).
jdow
Must be the intertoobes given it appears they are home schooled.
{^_-}
kadaka
So “blue balls” ain’t a new tattooing fad? They’ll pierce and tat any other speck of skin so why not?
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
(OUCH!!!)
jdow
Look for pictures of the Folsom Street Fair (e.g. https://hoodline.com/2018/10/scenes-from-the-2018-folsom-street-fair-nsfw). BUT, IMPORTANT, REMEMBER THAT ONCE SEEN IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. My eyes are still in pain from seeing some pictures about a decade or more ago.
{o.o}
cmblake6
Okay, you are correct, what has been seen cannot be unseen. But what one CAN do is evaluate that as some truly sick shit.
John M.
From what I could tell in those pictures, “enlightened” San Francisco still has a problem with nipples and areola? …or is it just that the “ladies” are still that self-conscious…
Valerie and the Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs
I’m kinda surprised that the blue glitter balls on poodles hasn’t crossed over to the Starbucks crowd. http://www.newnownext.com/glitter-balls-testicles-dogs-beauty-trend/02/2019/
kadaka
There are women who vajazzle, therefore there are men who tejazzle, or would that be scrojazzle?
Them interwebs sez it’s scrojazzle, TeJazzle is a teeth whitening product. Good to know.
Fox2!
Did she “bloop” the body-positive female who was standing in her way? Is that what made Sam go “Eek” yesterday?
Chris muir
She snuck up on sam
Delilah T.
Frozen ndas. That’s one form of birth control that hasn’t been tried yet.
WayneM
Blue balls? That’s cold… (pun intended)
kadaka
Things change so much they’re still the same. More protesting against American imperial aggression by pinkos.
‘Act Of Moral Illiteracy’: Code Pink Slammed For Defending Venezuela’s Maduro
Defend the socialist killing their own people because our government doesn’t like them. Sound familiar?
eon
Babbling idiocy doesn’t sound smarter by being repeated endlessly. You’d think the American left’s Maduroistas would have figured that out by now.
clear ether
eon
kadaka
After an unprecedented review, Country House won over Maximum Security, which was removed from consideration.
Hillary Clinton was very relieved.
John M.
A thought occurred to me as I was reading the strip and the various responses. Jo could chill them down far enough that the “men” would have to go to the emergency room for frostbite. How does one explain to the doctor that only his testicles are frostbitten, and how they got that way? Please don’t tell me that men are “tea-bagging” Dewars of LN2!
kadaka
Testicular Cooling to improve sperm counts, except they were trying it Jackass-style with blocks of ice.