Day By Day


  • Chris Muir

    This time, I had it all done but FORGOT to publish it. I need stem cells for my brain….

    • Pamela

      *looks at Chris over glasses* Sunlight and a warm breeze to sail by.

    • kadaka

      Or just a progress pegboard to hang on the wall where you’ll see it a lot. Chunk of 2×4, 1″ dowel pegs, paint one peg end something bright like fluorescent yellow and flip to that when a task is completed. Then at a glance you can count the dots and see where you’re at.

    • NotYetInACamp

      More minds eye time. Then your graphic vision mind’s eye creation. S’alright.

  • Kafiroon

    I remember what Liquid Nitrogen could do when I worked in the lab at a research lab at a University.

  • Pamela

    Did Jo kill off their ability to produce sperm with the blue ball procedure?

    • Merle

      One can hope…. 🙂

  • JTC

    Good that you are good.

    Just old. It’s a bitch ain’t it?

    Left you a ph. message, glad not needed but the offer stands.

    As to the ‘toon, still wondering what EEEKED! out our heroine?

    And yeah, kid’s a little young to know anything about blue-balls, let alone that some “men” lack them entirely.

    • Bingo to all of the above.

  • JTC

    CM just called me back y’all, he’s fine just a little oldtimer’s lapse.

    I reiterated to him what he already knows, that while we have fun with our comedy and caricatures, some of the targets of it are by definition unstable. And since he like me makes no attempt to hide, you never know. He seems to have lost a large collection of shooty stuff in a murky lake near here in a freak boating accident, and while that happened to me too a while back (go figure!) since I was in the biz for many years, tools are available if God forbid it came to that.

    Anyway, he’s fine and we want to keep him that way as he is a rare treasure for us like-minded folks, and good son that he is he visits an old friend of his Dad’s not far from me, hope to touch base with him soon, that should be fun.

    Thanks, Chris, keep on keepin’ on!

    • Punta Gorda

      ,”shoot stuff” and “lakes”…

      Reminds me of the fairly CV common story back when the Ross Barnett reservoir first filled. You would as always hear the tale of someone who managed to shoot a snake that had fallen into his boat without thinking it through first…

      • Stephanie Osborn

        Oh, now THERE’S a wups…

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Glad that you’re fine and healthy (enough), just a touch of the old-timer’s.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    As for Kiko and Mari knowing about body parts and “blue balls”, youth these days are not as innocent as you’d like to keep them.

    But that’s funny, I don’t care who you are (snerk!).

    • jdow

      Must be the intertoobes given it appears they are home schooled.

  • kadaka

    So “blue balls” ain’t a new tattooing fad? They’ll pierce and tat any other speck of skin so why not?

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman


        • Okay, you are correct, what has been seen cannot be unseen. But what one CAN do is evaluate that as some truly sick shit.

        • John M.

          From what I could tell in those pictures, “enlightened” San Francisco still has a problem with nipples and areola? …or is it just that the “ladies” are still that self-conscious…

    • kadaka

      There are women who vajazzle, therefore there are men who tejazzle, or would that be scrojazzle?

      Them interwebs sez it’s scrojazzle, TeJazzle is a teeth whitening product. Good to know.

  • Fox2!

    Did she “bloop” the body-positive female who was standing in her way? Is that what made Sam go “Eek” yesterday?

    • She snuck up on sam

  • Delilah T.

    Frozen ndas. That’s one form of birth control that hasn’t been tried yet.

  • WayneM

    Blue balls? That’s cold… (pun intended)

    • eon

      Babbling idiocy doesn’t sound smarter by being repeated endlessly. You’d think the American left’s Maduroistas would have figured that out by now.

      clear ether


  • kadaka

    After an unprecedented review, Country House won over Maximum Security, which was removed from consideration.

    Hillary Clinton was very relieved.

  • John M.

    A thought occurred to me as I was reading the strip and the various responses. Jo could chill them down far enough that the “men” would have to go to the emergency room for frostbite. How does one explain to the doctor that only his testicles are frostbitten, and how they got that way? Please don’t tell me that men are “tea-bagging” Dewars of LN2!

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