Day By Day


  • Mogrith

    Why is he shaking hands lefty?

    • Chris Muir

      Not sure how that happened.Corrected.

  • Henry

    The funny part is that Pelosi in fact has NO IDEA where Travis has been. đŸ™‚

    • Norm

      And yet … she’s eaten (we assume) the ribs that he’s cooked. And maybe even hand rubbed.

    • James P

      Does Pelosi know where she is, right now?

      • No, she does not. She referred to Trump as ‘recently inaugurated Pres. Bush’. Twice. It’s on a CNN video.

        I think she’s out of her tiny little shriveled mind.

        • Deplorable B Woodman

          She has a mind to be shriveled?

          • eon

            I suspect she’s in the initial stages of Alzheimer’s. She may think it’s either 2001 or 1989.

            No, I’m not joking, as there is nothing funny about that disease.

            clear ether


          • Well, the brain does look distinctly like a walnut.

        • idahobob

          Initial stages….naw, I think that she is in advanced stages of dementia. Most of the irrelevant, whining, communist losers are.
          Waters, Cummins, Graham, Mclame, Schumer, Feinstein, and let us not forget Ginsberg.

      • Old Codger

        “Does Pelosi know where she is, right now?”

        Survey says . . . . . . . NO!

  • Steve_1066

    Pelosi & Schumer in Texas? Austin is doable but there is a lot of uncomfortable country there … and don’t even think of going over the Red River! Nary a sign of blue there!

    • Walk

      I live in Okieland and am proud that every county in the state has voted Red in the last 3 elections. The Heartland still pumps Red blood and Black Oil.

      • DonS

        Me too! …and the further north you go it’s more Orange and Black (GO POKES!) Pistols firing…!

  • Kafiroon

    I’d be far more worried about where she and Shumy have been, doing what with whatever, to the point of Not shaking hands And staying upwind.

  • Spin Drift

    Latest, Jeff Sessions confirmed as new AG of USA. Party line vote but Munchkin. Now tell FBI to examine that bathroom server in detail and find out who’s been into Hillary’s privates all these years. Should have a put up a brain bleach warning before that last comment, sorry.

    On the GOPe characters asking for a carbon tax. Don, please hold their feet to the fire. Don’t they know you can’t have good Texas BBQ with out a little smoke.

    Dry Rube Me Hard!
    War Damn Screaming Eagle

    • Subotai Bahadur

      In reference to your first paragraph, since we know from what did come out of the pseudo-investigation by Comey that at least some of the contents of Hillary’s bathroom server ended up on Huma’s cell phone; that the answer is Huma, in all senses of the question.

  • Iconoclast

    What a marvelous encapsulation of the cult of the limousine liberal! All manner of fancy words in their hypocritical proclamations, yet in fact repulsed by those who carry the burdens of a functional society.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Eloi vs Morlocks

    • eon

      Given the choice between walking barefoot over red hot coals for fifty yards and shaking hands with a plebeian, they’d most likely…have their thugs throw the plebeian into the red hot coals.

      Thereby solving both problems, from their perspective.

      clear ether


    • the_frumious_bandersnatch

      And finished nicely with a gratuitous panel of Sam and her barely-covered shapely breasts! Thank you, Mr. Muir. B^)

  • formwiz

    Remember Lurch trying to eat a Philly cheesesteak with his fingertips?

    Same deal. These are not real people.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      For sure, he didn’t do “the hunch”.

  • MJ Larkins

    I wouldn’t shake hands with Schumer or Pelosi.

    I DO know where their hands have been…

    • NotYetInACamp

      In as many or more pockets as the Hillary-beast? And honest question. The Hillary even had a foundation or more as huge bag men.

  • KenH

    Boingo eating a hot dog ANYWHERE, displaying his … other ability, subconsciously…..

    None of them are pretty to watch

  • JTC

    “No offence.”

    Didn’t realize the bitch was a brit bitch.

    Or maybe Canuckian. Either way, can’t we deport her for high crimes?

    • What did Canada ever do to you?

      • JTC

        Biebs. ‘Nuff said?

        • cfm56dash7

          And Bryan Adams, but South Park informs us that they’ve already apologized for that.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Always been there for the common……what?
    Prostitute? Power bribe? Pussy grab? Special interest group? For sure, it hasn’t been for the common man. At least not since the mid 80s.

    • Norm


    • D, go back to around, oh, 1963-4.

    • Bill G

      Always been there for the common man’s vote. The same way they’re there for the black vote and the Jewish vote. And back inside the beltway they’re there for their corporate sponsors or Soros, whoever has bid higher.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Watching the Democrats over time, they have not been at all for the common man since I was a child. Or my memory may trick me on some as maybe i was seeing what they wanted me to see. The Democrats eliminate by various means including corrupting or blackmailing as many as they can of those truly for the common man. Bernie will live very well.
      I recall House Foreign Affairs Chairman Dante Fascell listening to me, after he spoke at my law school, along with his chief aide for more than hour. Over the next 8 months he implemented all 9 ideas concerning foreign treaty and other matters that had been held up, some for many decades, as no one saw a solution. I was a friend of Dante Jr. prior to his tragic death. I had never approached Dante Sr on any matters prior to that.
      I cannot imagine having that sort of intelligent exchange of ideas with either of them. they both have agendas that they follow. They find out what their agendas are sometimes after they pass the bills written by others who control them in so many ways.
      We are returning to Americans considering ideas and coming to paths that we support. President Trump follows most of those paths. We can make him aware when he misses the path. Pelosi and Chuck will never stray from the path others have made for them.

      • NotYetInACamp

        President Trump has the Bully Pulpit of the President. When he has an idea or path that follows the law, or follows the moral compass that Americans have, he has used explaining it using the law or the moral explanation to show the American people the way. Then they will accept what they learn or understand and then support him. That is how Donald Trump became the leading candidate after the first Republican Candidates Debate. He explained various aspects of immigration law and how it should develop over time. He shot to first place. Americans supported what they had supported for generations. Bill Clinton supported some similar ideas in a State of the Union speech. The opposition and the courts will also respond to such well used logic and explanations (arguments, if you will).
        Sen Chuck and Rep Nancy follow the logic (sic) and orders (laws) of their owners.
        Don’t shake the soiled ones hands, Travis, if they refuse. Being polite would require that act.
        In this situation at the DDQ, Travis, YOU are THE MAN. And recognized by such by a competent authority, another MAN.

    • Old Codger

      I wasn’t aware they were EVER truly for the common man. Oh they talked a good game but they never lived up to their rhetoric. It was Republicans who voted in the first civil rights bill and a republican majority which passed the civil rights bill that LBJ signed. I have seen no evidence that – talk aside – the Democrat party has ever been for the common man. They have never been, from what I have seen, particularly supportive of democratic processes. Progressives have been trying to ignore and emasculate the Constitution AT LEAST since Woodrow Wilson – under whose administration federal offices were first segregated.

      • NotYetInACamp

        On immigration: Clinton talked. Then did nothing.

        Trump is walking the walk and moving the actions right along. AG Sessions is a good person to get the application of the law occurring. FINALLY. Decades of lawless invasion must be countered.

  • Ozymandias

    I keep hoping the mother ship will come back for Nancy and take her home.. but there’s probably a reason they left her here in the first place.

    • Bill M

      They won’t be back for her; they threw her off when they passed by last time, for good reasons, I’m sure.

    • JSStryker

      I hope the mothership comes back and lands on her.

  • Charles Newton

    Personally, I thought it was Travis making the protest about noy knowing where the Demoncrats have been…

    • Bill G

      I expect Travis is smart enough to do so, but he doesn’t have to worry since democrat elites want no direct contact with the peasants unless they’re on the campaign trail with lots of cameras rolling.
      I suspect they have themselves fumigated afterward.

      • Old Codger

        Don’t know about fumigated but deloused and decontaminated for sure!

        Is Pelosi a germophobe?

  • NotYetInACamp

    Heck. I’d even enter the swamp of the D of C for the first time evah in order to shake hands with our illustrious current President. Trump appreciates a job well done. I liked that part of specialty construction. Construction helps one appreciate the difficulties of and rewards of doing much good preparation.
    The San Fran Queen mandates and expects results and does not concern herself with who does what to get her dictates accomplished. To have her even think of touching one. That boggles her mind, whatever there is of it.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    If I were there, given the opportunity, I’d give both Pelousi and Schmucki a “Mr Brown” handshake.
    (Stay out in the back 40 for a week or two, no showers, no cleanup. I will not elaborate further)

    • No need, we know exactly what you mean.

  • Were I Travis, I wouldn’t want to touch that infested whore without an expendable gloves.

    • MasterDiver

      Gloves, hell! I’d want a full spectrum immunization series, and a Level-A HAZMAT suit!

      Zar Belk!

  • armedandsafe

    Travis’ next line: “I’m sorry sir, I can’t shake her hand, I have to cook.”

  • Bill M

    Ok, I had to go back and read the first two panels; my eyes kinda gravitated to panel 3. Took some effort to make myself look at the first two after seeing Sam.

  • eon

    Apropos of Pelosi & Co.’s mentality, two new entries on the NYT Best-Seller list are The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood and 1984 by George Orwell.

    Atwood’s book being there may be a result of the new TV series based on the novel (although how you get a series out of a story that bombed as a movie is beyond me), but the other is probably due to progressives being convinced they are now living under the rule of Big Brother.

    Funny. IIRC, Eric A. Blair (“Orwell”‘s real name) wrote 1984 as a warning about socialist totalitarianism in the year that it was published, 1948. He just reversed the last two digits.

    Well, if nothing else, Pelosi would never have to worry about being a Handmaid. She would however certainly be a first choice to run the Anti-Sex League.

    As for Big Brother, what do they think the rest of us have been putting up with for the last eight years?

    After all, haven’t we always been at war with Eastasia?

    clear ether


    • MasterDiver

      No, we are at war with EURASIA! Haven’t you been attending you Party Cell meetings? Do you have the CURRENT edition of NewSpeak? Have you been contaminated by by the ravings of Goldstein? The Thought Police will be at your cubicle shortly to escort you to Room 101. If you progress properly, you will be out by Hate Week!

      Zar Belk!

  • Bill G

    It only now occurred to me that, given Travis’s last line of work, we can say that his beard is his beard.

  • JonDeplorable

    Wonderfully subtle, Chris.

  • PaulS

    “She made a little speech, shown on CNN, in which she said ‘President BUSH’ (yes, she did twice) and ‘Russia invading Korea’, among other things.” – DT

    I think that second part was ‘the distinguished Maxine Waters’, birds of a feather and all.

    • Interventor

      Yes, Slappy Maxie.

    • John

      If we have just witnessed symptoms of Alzheimer’s, the Minority in Congress is shortly going to have to find a replacement.

  • WayneM

    Anyone else watch the Sanders vs Cruz debate? If there was any doubt of Sanders’ SJW creds, it’s gone now.

  • 'TreHammer

    …baby bump?…

    • Old Codger

      Nah, just a “belly” like the critics were giving Lady Gaga grief for having

  • Brian H

    It would be so nice if Podesta did to Pelosi what he did to Scalia.

    • Indeed.

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