Been There, Done That.
What Brung Ya.


  • February 9, 2017 at 9:02 pm
    Big Jim

    Including Schumer.

    • February 9, 2017 at 9:05 pm
      Doc Epador

      Good thing wine glass was empty…

      • February 10, 2017 at 10:27 pm
        Pete in NC

        First rule of DbD – no food or drink!

  • February 9, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    The only way that thing is 13 is in dog years…so yeah, bitch is right.

    But it dried up many years ago, so no rag.

    And I am not at all convinced that it is a girl.

    • February 10, 2017 at 7:53 am
      Old Codger

      I think Sam meant that the Progs act like “13 year old valley girls”. Come to think about it, I’m not sure comparing Progs to “13 year old valley girls” isn’t actionable slander against “13 year old valley girls”. I hadn’t considered the valley girl aspect but I was thinking 2 – 3 year old toddlers.

      • February 10, 2017 at 8:08 am

        “2 – 3 year old toddlers”

        Old enough to talk, young enough to have no idea what they are talking about?

      • February 10, 2017 at 10:29 pm
        Pete in NC

        Spoiled 2 – 3 yo toddlers. My two were NEVER as bad as Progs.

    • February 10, 2017 at 10:34 am

      Yes OC, I got the parable, but the prog(s) at hand and at the point of Sam’s rapier wit is a poor example as “it” is in no way representative (heh) of the innocent, immature, fertile female.

      Well, except as I mentioned; a 7X multiple of 13 in years, vicious and desperate in its old age, dry and devoid of anything but the bitch part…slanderous maybe even against other bitches everywhere.

  • February 9, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    I can dig it.

  • February 9, 2017 at 9:38 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman




    • February 9, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      Message to observer: Battalion 10 rounds, HE VT. Over.

      • February 10, 2017 at 4:40 am

        Note to Redleg:

        Bravo Zulu!

        “When you care enough to send the very best!”

        *Hallmark Cards, SAS and H&K MP-5 Ads*

      • February 10, 2017 at 6:38 am
        Bill G

        Don’t forget to grin and Barrett.

      • February 10, 2017 at 11:22 am

        For close and Personal regards:
        “Uzi does it!”

      • February 10, 2017 at 6:45 pm

        And the ever popular:

        “Don’t bother running….. You’ll just die tired!”

      • February 10, 2017 at 11:47 am
        John D. Egbert

        No names on the bullets; every one addressed: “To Whom It May Concern” . . .

      • February 10, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        Those are the ones that bother Grunts the most.

        Also…”Tracers work both ways.”

        “Friendly Fire Isn’t!”

        “There is nothing on the Field of Battle more dangerous
        than a 2nd Lieutenant with a Map and Radio!”

  • February 9, 2017 at 9:39 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Chris, you have the Pelousi face down perfect. It’s SCARY.

    • February 9, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      You want scary try living in the same state as that demented gas bag.

      • February 10, 2017 at 1:29 am

        Sacry also is having on the same island that I used to live on, also living the Jewish Princess Congress Creature who hired three Muslim brothers while she was head of the DNC as IT specialists who diverted information from the main server and other places out of the system. That attack poodle then diverted to Hillary’s (co)campaign manager after she left the DNC after ensuring Sanders not win the nomination.

      • February 10, 2017 at 7:07 am

        That is why I left there in 1989. You know what they call rats who jump off a sinking ship?


    • February 10, 2017 at 1:04 am

      Only missing one of her giant Flintstones necklaces.

      • February 10, 2017 at 2:54 am

        I picked up on that inherited from Wilma necklace that is AWOL, as well. She’s rarely photographed without it. She must put it in her work locker when clocks out at the Capital. (Sarc)

    • February 10, 2017 at 2:53 pm
      Grunt GI

      Yea, I have to say, your real life portrayals are incredible.

      I can only imagine how much personal agony it takes to subject your beloved drawing tools to Nancy Botox.

      Fortunately, I assume Sam underboob is very healing to IT equipment.

  • February 9, 2017 at 9:43 pm
    Dances with Wool

    Waste of good pinot grigio…but well worth it.

  • February 9, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    Sam, you’d have more success if you just punched her in the throat

  • February 9, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Having to listen to them constantly proclaiming, “I AM GOD! YOU WILL OBEY!” got a little old, too.

    Along with being told “IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!” every time one of the Grand Plans didn’t work the way they thought it should. Usually because it was conceived with no reference to reality whatsoever.

    Stupid, opinionated, and narcissistic is no way to go through life. Not that I would expect “progressives” to ever figure it out.

    clear ether


    • February 9, 2017 at 11:03 pm

      Progressive policy workflow:
      step 1: throw dart at dart board
      step 2: do what dart makes you “feel” is right
      step 3: didn’t work?
      step 3a: blame someone else
      step 3b: blame everyone else (especially white men)
      step 3c: do more of it
      step 4: repeat

    • February 10, 2017 at 1:20 am

      If we lose at the Supreme Court, every terrorist attack on US soil will be laid at the feet of liberals. But they won’t care about our dead and wounded, or the friends and family members of the victims, they’ll still twist the facts in order to blame President Trump.

      • February 10, 2017 at 2:08 am

        To them losing some Americans is well worth the thousands of new Democrat voters they think they’ll gain. They think that once they settle here they’ll become Westernized and abandon their religion.

        I grew up in a family where mom made sure we went to church every Sunday and participated in all church activities for kids. People who grow up in a religion and truly believe will not give that religion up easily.

      • February 10, 2017 at 7:59 am

        More likely they think their “undocumented voters” will “Easternize” America. Keep in mind that they are “multiculturalists” who despise OUR culture.

        They also believe that after the voters from the South have “reclaimed the Stolen Territories” (or at least made them “dual sovereignty areas”- see “Reconquista”, “La Raza”, tc.) and the ones from Syria et al have created the New Caliphate, said voters will have a sudden epiphany that they are too stupid to run the Brave New World, and will beg- BEG!- the “enlightened ones” to run it, with the “mystical ones from the enlightened East” as their adoring acolytes. (Read; thugs to keep the peasants in line.)

        Yes, it’s illogical, in fact insane. It’s also the Manson Scenario on the mega-scale;

        Yes, it’s racist. And stupid. and insane.

        In short, typically “progressive”.

        One more example of why a “reasoned debate” with a progressive is impossible.

        They aren’t living in the same reality as everybody else.

        And if you can’t see theirs, they maintain that it’s you that is delusional.

        clear ether


      • February 10, 2017 at 4:48 pm

        If we lose at SCOTUS, it will be time to take a page from the Left’s/Alinsky’s playbook and Breitbart-Scalia a few of the current crew. Ginsberg, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan would be a good start. Or maybe a muslima doing a number on an occupied ladies’ room when the aforementioned are present (Breyer looks like he’d use that facility, too).

      • February 10, 2017 at 5:42 pm

        Who they perpetually accuse of making up his own facts, as if they were not guilty of the same crime.
        Progs will simply not take a hint. Trump is doing it because the Progs made fact manufacture an industry and is rubbing their collective noses in it.
        We, on the other hand, know that the measure of a person is what they do, not what they say.

    • February 10, 2017 at 7:03 am

      eon, your first line brings to mind the original Superman movie…


      Great line!

      Regards to all,
      Tom Stockton

  • February 9, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Sam’s conclusions are sound.

    I can relate to that situation.

    • February 9, 2017 at 11:05 pm

      for a second there I read that as her conclusions are “round”…hmmm must be my short attention span.

      • February 10, 2017 at 8:31 am

        What conclusions? I saw “Sam’s are round” and was happy with that. 🙂

  • February 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm
    Spin Drift

    Ten ring, Homerun, Touchdown, Five Hole Score! Another winner Chris.

    War Damn Screaming Eagle

    • February 10, 2017 at 1:23 am

      Yeah. Chris is good. I should say that stuff that you say a bit more often.

    • February 10, 2017 at 1:59 am

      Double bull. Dart style.

    • February 10, 2017 at 6:49 am
      Bill G

      Dead-centered the Gold, for toxophilites.

  • February 10, 2017 at 12:10 am

    Glad I swallowed before reading. Hot tea through the nose is painful. (snerrk)
    I’m only waiting for the other shoe to drop. Nanny Pelosi’s making public statements that are painfully out of whack. ‘recently inaugurated Pres. Bush’ is one of them. She’s either completely crocked or senile, or maybe both.
    I keep hoping she’ll wander outside the capitol building and get on a bus at the bus stop on the corner, and then end up at the airport with no idea how she got there. She needs to fade into nothing.

    • February 10, 2017 at 2:43 am

      She’s been riding the taxpayer’s limo so long she wouldn’t remember HOW to get on a bus.

    • February 10, 2017 at 4:49 pm


  • February 10, 2017 at 1:57 am

    That was so spot on as to be near painful. In laughter. I would have labeled that “bitchslap”.

  • February 10, 2017 at 2:40 am

    Best clip of the series.

  • February 10, 2017 at 4:42 am


    “Steven Hinter’s Bob Lee “The Nailer” Swagger’s got NOTHING on Sam!”

    • February 10, 2017 at 8:39 am

      “Stephen Hunter”, that is.

  • February 10, 2017 at 4:43 am

    Ooops…. Hunter.

  • February 10, 2017 at 6:50 am
    Bill G

    Fer shurr, fer shurr. Whiny, too.
    Great one, oh Great One.

  • February 10, 2017 at 8:06 am
    Old Codger

    I wish Sam hadn’t said what she did about the way progs act and instead had answered something like ” Oh, I DIDN’T “vote for a man”; I voted for a candidate who happened to BE a man and whose views, goals and priorities coincided well with mine.

    Progs cannot see beyond ethnicity or gender (real or imagined) or religion or lifestyle. For them style is everything and substance is irrelevant. Why else would Willy Jeff – philanderer extraordinaire – be the darling of the feminists? And why else would Liddy Dole, whose actual accomplishments and genuine accomplishment should have made her the poster girl for N.O.W have been so vilified ind rejected?

    • February 10, 2017 at 10:15 am

      Good one, OC…As every poisonous vine or tentacle they sprout prove every day (their media, academics, celebriturds, etc.), there has never been a greater irony, as these erstwhile protectors and directors of all, are in fact the most racist, classist, sexist, culturalist evil-doers the world has ever known.

      The worst part is it is all a lie, propogated only to ensure their own survival and ultimate goal of attaining their perfect eden, consisting only of themselves and their slaves. May their slaves ultimately wise up, and rise up, to kill their “masters” in the most bloody and painful ways possible.

  • February 10, 2017 at 8:29 am

    Man to man…I hope someone is showing Mrs. Pelosi this series. Maybe she can get a clue of how she comes across a tightly wound up she comes across.

    • February 10, 2017 at 8:30 am

      Grammatical errors…but, u get the gist.

  • February 10, 2017 at 9:11 am

    All of the best lines are already out there so instead, I shall comment on the most remarkable part of the strip: Sam’s underboob.

  • February 10, 2017 at 9:39 am

    Perfect, Chris. Delivered as efficiently as a MK48.

  • February 10, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    My wife & I have libs in depth and concluded that Liberalism must be a mental illness not yet defined in the DSM.

    Unfortunately our daughter seems to be afflicted and we can’t understand what we did wrong. We do have high hopes for our granddaughters, the oldest (16) has won numerous debates on the team from the Conservative position using logic & facts. We are extremely proud of her and the many weekends she spent at our house discussing politics with an open mind and then researching at our request to make her own decisions about her beliefs.

    We keep hoping it sticks despite all attempts by peers & teachers to change her beliefs. BTW she is a straight A student and on the principal’s student advisory council.

    • February 10, 2017 at 3:28 pm

      Beyond the incomprehensible that any child of a “MudMarine” could turn lib, at least the next gen is on track.

      Word to the wise; try to help granddaughter in choosing the place of her next educational level…most people really just have no idea how completely they have turned anti-American and anti-God (a friend sobbed to me after his son’s Christmas visit that four years at Ga Tech of all places, academia had “educated” God right out of his soul).

      Come to think of it, as I assume your daughter went to college, that is likely exactly what happened to her. Our new direction at the fed level might begin to alter this through attrition, but these socialist atheists are entrenched and tenured, so do monitor to the extent possible.

      • February 10, 2017 at 9:42 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Two good conservative schools to consider; Hillsdale and Patrick Henry.

    • February 10, 2017 at 4:52 pm

      Must be a good school, or they would have punished her with lower grades.

      • February 10, 2017 at 5:36 pm

        Our daughter graduated HS as an honor student with the Governor’s seal.

        We tried endlessly to persuade her to apply to UVA but she insisted on VCU which is a cesspool of ultra liberalism. She did graduate but with 2.4 or something like that (I graduated Magna Cum Laude 3.90, lol, because my wife threatened me if I made less than an A. She wasn’t with me until 1/2 way through my Sophomore year. (She scares me, all 5′ 1″, 110 lbs of her). Our daughter did drugs, was promiscuous, and cut many classes. It obviously affected her grades and everything else.

        She married a good former Marine, just like dad, but taller. Over the years she has pussified him. They both voted for the Kenyan bastard – TWICE!!!

        They claimed to have voted for Trump this time, but who the hell knows after all these years of lies.

        Our granddaughter campaigned for Trump and voted for him in the HS mock election. Which he won decisively. Maybe it just skips a generation as his parents are also Conservatives and his father was a Marine too.

        We hold out hope for her and her 2 younger sisters whom she has protected in school every time she could. We continue to pray and hope it sticks with her and that her sisters follow her.

        Our daughter has – still! – a Hitlery for President bumper sticker magneted on her fridge. “Because” she’s a woman (utterly disgusting!!!)

  • February 10, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Have discussed in depth (stupid autocorrect!!)

  • February 10, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    I swear autocorrect is tuned to twist words to a liberal bent!!!@&$@!!

  • February 10, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Right on! Every time I saw that Marie Harf (derogatory withheld),
    speak for Barama, Savage`s label of ‘Sorority girls’ would seem

    I heard it reported that those arrogant spoiled little girls would
    call commanders on the battlefield and give instructions, I think
    it was Def. Sec. Robert Gates who said that.

    Anyway, nailed it Chris.

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