Bill Them.
Been There, Done That.


  • February 7, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    And the shoe (drive) drops.

  • February 7, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Thumb (drive) up?

    clear ether


  • February 7, 2017 at 10:42 pm
    Doc Epador

    Nancy and a weiner don’t mix.

  • February 7, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Did not think you could continue to make your strip more fun. Way to go guy.

  • February 7, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    Looks like Pelosi Galore is more interested in Sam than Chuckie.

    Well, she is a Democrat.

    • February 8, 2017 at 11:47 am

      No, that fixed, wide-eyed stare is the result of too many face-lifts. I had a Colonel whose wife looked like that. It may have ironed out the wrinkles, but it did NOT improve her looks. Creeped me out every time I saw her.

      Zar Belk!

  • February 7, 2017 at 11:25 pm
    Spin Drift

    “Nice head on that, looks good on you though.” With regards to Rodney, and I was referring to the beer.

    War Damn Screaming Eagle

  • February 7, 2017 at 11:39 pm
    Grunt GI

    Dang, you got the Pelosi bug eye look down, for sure.

    Anndddd…Sam continues to show us what real looks like, for certain.

  • February 7, 2017 at 11:59 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Chris, you continue to scale the heights. BRAVO! “….he left all his drive here.”
    I laughed out loud. Started the cats, and made the wife look.

    • February 8, 2017 at 12:10 am

      And they were all thinking, “NOW WHAT?”.

      • February 8, 2017 at 12:18 am

        Whatever the prosecutors believe is enforcing the law.
        Wiener was up and coming in the Democrat elite. Wiener may have put things in his drive all over them.

  • February 8, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Obama and Podesta and such ilk could never get their orders filled at the DDQ. The DDQ is Real American.

  • February 8, 2017 at 12:27 am

    Priceless! Nicely done, CM.

  • February 8, 2017 at 12:38 am

    15-yr. man-min sentence for child porn.

    A weiner can get lots of exposure in that time. Lots of thumb drives too.

    Talk about yer sex clinics…

    • February 8, 2017 at 1:30 am

      He’d probably become somebody’s prison bitch. It’s the only way a guy like him can survive being locked up. When it’s all said and done He’ll be thinking; ” I thought they sentenced me to 15 years, not 15 times a day!”

      • February 8, 2017 at 10:46 am

        He’s likely get assigned to one of the Club Feds. Piece of cake life there

      • February 8, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        True, but if he causes problems at one of those facilities they’ll transfer him to a prison that’s a lot worse. He does not strike me as someone who would do his time quietly.

    • February 8, 2017 at 10:41 am

      His next crime is that he likely won’t serve a day.

      But even receiving child porn is man-min 5-yrs.

      And if Sessions gets ahold of it (eww) and can make a fed case…transmission across state lines, misuse of gov server, crime against humanity, something…then, maybe. Hope springs eternal.

      And of course he will get his just deserts one fine day…instead of PYT’s waiting at the gates of hell there will be Hill, Nan, and Huma. Would that be cruel and unusual punishment? Yes, but like I said, just deserts.

  • February 8, 2017 at 3:17 am

    My question is this, Chris — how can your program draw Pelosi’s face without breaking your computer? Srsly….

  • February 8, 2017 at 7:47 am

    If Pelosi has another face lift she is going to have to get a Brazil wax to keep the van Dyke from showing.

    • February 8, 2017 at 9:36 am

      Badumbump, tsssss.

    • February 8, 2017 at 10:40 am

      That was hilarious!

  • February 8, 2017 at 9:09 am

    Given how vindictive the leftards are, it’s just as well that the good folks of the DDQ are switched on, armed & ready.

  • February 8, 2017 at 12:38 pm
    A Proud Infidel®™

    For the second day in a row, *POW!* right in the kisser!

  • February 8, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    Loving the dialogue! I am concerned with your images of President of the United States, Donald J Trump though.

    Why are you using so much orange? He looks like an Oompa-Loompa…

    In other news, Liberal Progressive Agencies can thank Ms. Goyette for their new label, Lobster Porn Actors(or LPA). 😉

    • February 8, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      Have you seen the man’s hair? One of his more popular (sarcastic) nicknames is “Cheetos.”

      • February 8, 2017 at 7:20 pm

        I dunno, he seems a lot less orange, post-election, at least in the pics I’ve seen.

  • February 8, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Nanny P. is either soaked in alcohol or getting senile. She made a little speech, shown on CNN, in which she said ‘President BUSH’ (yes, she did twice) and ‘Russia invading Korea’, among other things.
    Caught on video. Never let yourself get caught on video saying/doing stupid things.

  • February 8, 2017 at 2:57 pm
    Daniel in Brookline

    All your drive is belong to us.

  • February 8, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    When I read about Weiner’s new charge, I wondered if it was over-reported or mis-reported. Nope. He was actually Skyping a 15-year-old girl and knew she was 15. Game over.

    New headlines:
    “Weiner does hard time.”
    “Stiff sentence for Weiner.”
    “Weiner comes clean after latest scandal.”
    “Weiner shafted by press after latest imbroglio.”

  • February 8, 2017 at 5:51 pm
    Bunker Builder

    Former Rep.Weiner fondled while biting darker gray stripped pillow…
    “I should have got a colostomy bag…”

    As the Nomenclatura write ever more laws for the workers and drones they obey ever fewer of them.

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