Men & Women, Politics, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Too Tall Mar 22 2020 at 12:09 am Anyone who saw Creepy, Gropey, Slo Joe’s virtual “Victory Speech” for the latest primaries from home and the fact that “Dr.</sPhd Jill” come get her boy, realizes that not only is no one home inside Joe, but that the lights are dimming rapidly. Too Tall Mar 22 2020 at 12:19 am Forgot to close the HTML tag. Anyone who saw Creepy, Gropey, Slo Joe’s virtual “Victory Speech” for the latest primaries from home and the fact that “Dr.PhD Jill’s” come out and get her boy, realizes that not only is no home inside Joe, but that the lights are dimming rapidly. WayneM Mar 22 2020 at 1:25 am I was listening to the daily podcast of Scott Adams and he mentioned that Creepy Uncle Joe hasn’t been seen much lately. Perhaps his handlers are trying to hoping to preserve the few wits he has left? Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 22 2020 at 12:22 am “….death cult enriching the few while killing the host.” There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 22 2020 at 12:26 am I’ve done that in my younger married days, hung up my shirt (or towel) on what Mrs Deplorable was peeking at. Ah, what memories (and mammories). Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 22 2020 at 12:28 am Shotgun Joe Bribe’em. The lights are on but nobody’s home. Alaska Paul Mar 22 2020 at 12:46 am Like an aircraft accident, the disaster we are witnessing—or rather participating in—started from a series of events decades before. A lot of events occurred as the present order disintegrated. Then our relationship with China bore strange fruit. A toxic relationship with a virus. We, and the world, are paying the price for this toxic relationship. Will we come out of this disaster? Yes, we will. Will we be better or worse for it? We’ll have to wait and see. JohninMd(help!) Mar 22 2020 at 12:48 am Hang that shirt, Zed. We KNOW Sam’s got you hard as a goat-horn. Lucky man. Pamela Mar 22 2020 at 1:11 am Without the pointy part WayneM Mar 22 2020 at 1:23 am Did you peek too, Pamela? lol Pamela Mar 22 2020 at 2:28 am Who me? Now why would I want to do that? John D. Egbert Mar 22 2020 at 9:18 am “. . .But be certain always to call it ‘research’. . .” WayneM Mar 22 2020 at 3:15 pm No idea, Pamela… no idea… Although I’ve no interest in Zed’s bod, it’s kind of Chris to throw a bit of eye candy to the DBD ladies.. Halley Mar 22 2020 at 5:37 am The understanding that The Left, at its core, is a death cult is the most insightful level of understanding about The Left. Few reach it. John Mar 22 2020 at 11:42 am And strangely, some on the Left know this and just want to see the world burn. I have to wonder if they realize that the Utopia they crave so desperately is impossible _because_ of THEM. Bill G Mar 22 2020 at 5:45 am It’s the re-used plastic bags, and unwashed tote bags that spread germs and viruses. Forcing people away from single-use bags at this time is the hazard. cb Mar 22 2020 at 10:01 am Word is getting out: https://granitegrok.com/blog/2020/03/sununu-bans-reusable-bags eon Mar 22 2020 at 4:18 pm I define plastic grocery bags as reusable. After using them to bring the groceries home, I use them as liners in the cheap plastic tote things I use for wastebaskets next to my desk and etc.; https://5.imimg.com/data5/NO/NL/MY-39739582/plastic-vegetable-basket-500×500.jpg When full, I pull the bag out, tie it shut with its own handles, toss it in the garbage bag in the big trash can in the kitchen, and close it all up and throw it in the city sanitation department-supplied “trash cart” out back. Thereby avoiding handling any bit of waste more than once. I count that as “reusing the bag”. For trash disposal. clear ether eon Jefferson A Selvy Mar 22 2020 at 9:24 pm I find them exceedingly appropriate for filling with used kitty litter JW Mar 22 2020 at 6:07 am He’s counting flowers on the wall again. shooter 2.5 Mar 22 2020 at 8:16 am Wow. A lyric from the sixties that I recognized. I guess with the death of Kenny Rogers, I have been thinking of old songs lately. Old Joe must be humming “They’re coming to take me away”. I doubt he knows how bad he’s becoming unless he knows and that’s his outbursts of anger from frustration. I don’t have pity for evil. Pamela Mar 22 2020 at 10:59 am Humming this more likely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F15thKUEECQ Or maybe Hunter Old Codger Mar 22 2020 at 2:55 pm Old Joe must be humming “They’re coming to take me away”. I do not believe he is in that good contact with reality. Back in ’73 when I worked at the state hospital (insane asylum) here we used to talk about patients being in “good contact”. When a patient evinced “good contact” we in verted the common catchphrase of the day and exclaimed “Far in!” Jefferson A Selvy Mar 22 2020 at 9:25 pm +2 for Oakridge Boys and Louis XVI references John D. Egbert Mar 22 2020 at 9:21 am And “. . .playing Solitaire for one — with a deck of fifty-one. . .” Pete231 Mar 22 2020 at 8:07 am This virus thing is getting out of hand. We have truly fallen upon hard times as my local Sprouts market is now selling recycled toilet paper ! Not sure how that product is made, nor do I want to know how. Enough is enough ! Find a cure for this illness now ! If we can put a man on the moon, we can get through this infestation. I want my Charmin back ! MasterDiver Mar 22 2020 at 9:15 am We’ve gotten through far worse, but without a panic-spreading press fanning the flames of hysteria. I’m old enough to remember the summer outbreaks of polio and the winter influenza epidemics. To paraphrase Cary Grant’s Dr. Pretorius: “Periodically Mother Nature does her best to destroy Mankind through Pestilence, Disease and Disaster. ” We have to do our level best to thwart her and her seemingly all-too-willing minions. Zar Belk! Halley Mar 22 2020 at 9:38 am According to a new study, brains already infected with terminal TDS and AGW-panic are 200% more likely to go into hysterics over the ChiCom Virus. Further, exposure (aerial or audio) to known pathogens CNN0, NBC13 or NYT1619 greatly increases the risk that that the infected brain material will deteriorate to the untreatable “Corn Pop” level, qualifying one for the Democrat candidacy for President of the United States. Badger Mar 22 2020 at 8:11 am Well, can’t speak to whatever view Sam has of Zed but one thing’s for sure. There IS some hangin’ that needs to go on… Pamela Mar 22 2020 at 11:15 am Food Supply. Bad Harvests due to weather and not global warming crap. Surplus population that needs culling and Tech guys that want to control what and when a person eats. https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/bug-butter-1.5488721 https://www.fastcompany.com/40454212/this-automated-cricket-farm-is-designed-to-make-bugs-a-mainstream-source-of-protein So what happens with Franken lab grown protein if someone messes with a strand of DNA which will make a person CRAVE the product like a drug all the while providing no nourishment for the person. Pamela Mar 22 2020 at 11:55 am Time For A Joke Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.” So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, “You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there.” Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. “My God, what happened to you?” asks the nasty woman. The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.” “What on earth did you say?” asks the woman. Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, “I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.” Lucius Severus Pertinax Mar 22 2020 at 12:13 pm Thank you, Pamela, for putting this smile on my face! 😉 Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 22 2020 at 1:17 pm ROFLMFAO Thank you Halley Mar 22 2020 at 1:38 pm I was just thinking today that AoSHQ is the best damn blog out there ; ) JTC Mar 22 2020 at 1:46 pm Question is, why the HELL would he ever leave that farmhouse? As to the cow (apologies to all cows for the comparison), just let it sit there surrounded by the opulence to which it has become accustomed, waiting for its slaves to bring sustenance. There will be none, and it will die of its own incompetence and dependence…much as its slaves will when deprived of free shit. But screw all that for now, get back in that farmhouse and voluntarily quarantine until the cows (not that old cow) come home! NotYetInACamp Mar 23 2020 at 12:11 am A wonderful update of the H^^^ H^^^^^, the dog is dead joke. A WW2 veteran first told me that one. I like it. JTC Mar 22 2020 at 2:47 pm And the OTHER question is, “Good morning Sweetie”…that boy putting that shirt on or taking it off? Because if they’ve been rumbling all night long and that thing isn’t crawling up inside and asking for mercy he is a king! And if he is getting ready for another round after all that, he is a god. NotYetInACamp Mar 23 2020 at 12:20 am Wasn’t this exact scenario going on now discussed being planned at the Davos Switzerland meeting a few years back. Most of those old farts could only dream of implementing Zed’s oft implemented plan, of which an example is above. Why can’t we? Why can’t we just love one another? Hm? What a plan. Right? FDR said that there are no coincidences in politics. JFK lived that. And I see slavers and other enemies of my tribe and family and nation contained in that presentation above. 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