Well. I FEEL the cat is guilty. So the cat must be guilty.
“Feelings don’t care about facts.”~Genghis Khan
According to CNN (CatNapNetwork) CopyCat has retained Michael AsseCatty as Attorney and will stoutly defend the recently recalled repressed memories of your failure to clean the litterbox when he/she just a teenage kitten.
When, I received two tickets with the same number, I knew something was askew. Shouldn’t hire kittehs educated at a liberal school.
That’s right, blame the cat… Looking forward to my prize!
Maybe it was really the 2 year old who shredded the football ticket money.
The poor kitteh. Obviously traumatized by Chrissy Ford, who further lied by claiming the kitteh is dealing with health issues.
OMG! Nobody wants to age like Hillary! Same as nobody wants a Spanish Inquisition!
There is a disturbance in The Farce. I can feel it.
Doxxing Boy has his hearing Oct. 9.
The Vote for SCOTUS is coming up.
The Pain of the Leftreds is worse than a bad stomach ache after too much ice cream. The Angst! The Agony! The Horror!
I suppose that there will be a few trash cans overturned, and newspaper vending boxes trashed. Perhaps a garbage can or two set on fire. But the world will go on and in due time, these silly people will be in the 50s and wonder what happened and how did they get left behind?
If I find that cat on my front steps, vying for food with The Calico, I won’t send the kitteh back. I will keep it.
Envelope made it all the way here to distant Canuckistan… I wrestled it away from the delivery bear and found the contents were intact. Score!!
In Canuckistan, the finest finest bear caves are adorned with DBD art. Said art even has pride of place over NHL memorabilia.
I’ve got a ticket to ride
But not that BEAR.
Ya only have to stay on for 8 seconds…. Probably why Skye is pissed.
That cat looks shady as hell. Just sayin’.
Those are shades of color. The cat is not shady.
I think, with feline intervention, all things are pawssible. OTOH, it could just be a matter of pawsible deniability.
Hillary’s decision that she was entitled to the Presidency is just one part of her problem; she had declared herself special from an early age, rode a wave into a lot of what she wanted and became confirmed in her high opinion of herself.
And then the world turned, and she’s not where she thinks she deserves to be.
So instead of being grateful she’s not in jail, she’s immensely bitter and vindictive about not having attended her coronation.
She’ll run again in ’20, barring the Grim Reaper’s intervention. And this time I expect the Dem primaries to be a coronation before The Coronation she’s demanding.
Look for her to run unopposed for the nomination. The rest of the Dems now realize what’s likely to happen to anybody who gets between Lady Macbeth and The Precioussss this time.
I do wonder, though- does Bernie Sanders realize just how lucky he is to still be breathing after the ’16 primaries?
If he even thinks about a primary run in ’20, look for him to die of unimpeachably natural causes. Found in Fort Marcy Park with all his clothes on backwards, his head stuck inside a horse’s head, and a very large tuna clasped in his arms.
Plus a suicide note. In Sanskrit.
“She’ll run again in ’20….” One can only hope. There can never be too many “humiliations galore” for that creature….
Well, if she does that, and we consider how compromised her health is already, there is always the hope that she might just disintegrate in the process. You know: hit the Point of Dessication and POOF! a small pile of dust and lint rolls.
What was it that Einstein called doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result?
Like I said earlier that quote is probably more accurately traced to Narcotics Anonymous than to Einstein, which makes a lot more sense considering the leftist proclivity for seeking altered states of consciousness, and maybe more likely they will make that mistake again; that would make for a truly entertaining 2020!
You get better and better.
Hitlery needs to be in jail awaiting trial. From there, not back to the cell but directly to the noose.
Why waste good rope. Just lock her in an airtight box and let her strangle on her own foul emanations.
I’m waiting for those fake cheekbones of hers to go sliding down to her chin. (Oh, that was SO spiteful of me.)
My personal preference is to simply set her down somewhere in Libya with no means of identification.
We’d never hear from her again, but her fate would be well deserved, both in what is left of this life and the next.
Shame on you, Chris! Cats couldn’t care less about it.
Blaming the perimeter guard robo-dogs would have been more apropos.
My insulted feline Kavanaughs: Little Bit, Molly, Tiberius and Timothy are highly offended and deserve of an apology forthwith!
Cardasian legal system, guily, execute, then we have the trial.
Don’t forget to pull the molar as ID!
Copykitty is best scapegoat! ❤️
Look at that guilty, unrepentant, dead stare. He’ll do it again when the DA gives him a sweetheart deal. Revolving door justice!
Don’t you mean “Cat Hatch Justice”?
That’s not a “guilty, unrepentant, dead stare.” That’s either a “Yeah I did it. Whatcha gonna do about it?” stare, or a “Yeah I did it. So who gives a shit?” stare. It’s a supremely unconcerned look. Cats are the original “What? Me worry?” critters. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one fazed. Annoyed? Sure. PO’ed? No question. Scared even. But fazed, never.
Oh, and cats are most definitely NOT “curious”. They’re just plain old NOSEY!
They’ll plea that down to a simple feline misdemeanor and get off with no treats for a week.
It was the Calico’s fault. Can’t trust those multicolor coats any further than you can hand out food.
I’m not offended that the cat was accused. But I know someone who might be offended so I will be offended for them .. .
“Kitten On The Keyboard”.
Sounds about right. Press the right (wrong) combination of keys, and down the memory hole the carefully constructed program and spreadsheet goes.
Bad cat. Outdoors with you. You gets to take your chances with the ‘gaters for awhile.
As the ‘Gators owl in protest and beg for mercy!
The cat is Innocent, I tell you! Framed it was!
It was the staff. The backdoor kicking out staff.
You know, if it was a dog I could have said, “Bitch!” But no, it’s a cat. And I can’t say, “Pussy!” because the cat didn’t deny it. I got nuthin’.
Hillary Clinton, Our Empress of the 27 Genders, is ageless.
Tell that to her face – AND her ASS! Ya know? She was kinda cute when she and Willie Jeff met. Kinda like that gal the guys picked up in “Animal House”. Didn’t have a bad body, either. Unfortunately time has not been kind to her. Or maybe it’s her inner person coming to the surface.
I’ve read that even then her personal hygiene left something to be desired.
Since *some* cats would do precisely what Copycat has been accused of doing, it is manifestly obvious that, whether or not anything that might be regarded as objective proof of his guilt exists is immaterial. He is a cat, therefore he is guilty of *something,* and must be duly and summarily punished simply for being feline….
‘Never apologise, never explain.’ – every cat
Caught on a keyboard where it didn’t belong? That ain’t a cat it’s a DoxPussy!
Kill it or lock it up for treason!
Or else just slap it on the paws as is the likely punishment for the other doxxers.
I want an FBI investigation. And not one of those 5 day jobs. The full Monty!!!
Hillary 2020? Yes please!
Lefties ain’t no Einsteins, but even they are not likely insane enough to expect a different result from that mistake. OTOH that quote is also attributed to Narcotics Anonymous and we know many (most?) of them including the Bitch zirself, are juiced up much of the time. So hey, let us hope!
But wouldn’t it be the most poetic of justice if it runs and turns up in Chappaqua with a double-tap to the back of its head? What would we call that, Demicide?
Hildamort in ’20? I don’t think so. If she did, then Trump’s campaign song could be that rousing WWII song, “We Did It Before (and we can do it again)”,
I don’t expect it to happen because I don’t see the big money people betting on her to bring home the bacon. But! Stranger things have happened.
“But wouldn’t it be the most poetic of justice if it runs and turns up in Chappaqua with a double-tap to the back of its head? What would we call that…?”
We’d call it “pest control”….
Cute! LOL The thing is I look at the small nuances that you put into your work and spent too much time on attempting to decipher your cat’s inmate number. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Thanks for letting us know, Chris. I was feeling kinda stupid there.
And don’t blame the kitteh. Kittehs (particularly silver brown mackerel tabbies) are so blameless, they’re perfect. 😉
The HildeBeast has an overinflated opinion of her value … to anyone/anything.
That cat threw ice at me in 1983. And you let him near the keyboard? You’ll be hearing from Agent McLean. Count on it.
Kitteh released from confined custody and its meals resumed.
Cat ignores everything. Licks itself.
Received my package today, while cooking down a batch of apple butter for canning (pics to follow for Chris to post)
SCOTUS vote: Kavanaugh confirmed. Now be good boys and girls and go vote in the Midterms on Tuesday, because if you don’t, the 3-eyed space aliens will take over the planet and make Hildabeest their ravening queen. She is probably one of Them, anyway.
Pray, vote, improve aim.
Before we segue in the next few minutes into what will surely be an epic Sunday Time After Time -still think it should be called Time Into Time, TIT for short ;)-, let us take a minute to reflect on what is surely one of the best weeks of Presidential accomplishment (and for our Republic) in oh, right about 30 years or so…let’s hit the highlights;
Kavanaugh obviously, and not just that a strong and dependable conservative will help guide that body in keeping America great for the next 30-40 years, but because the evil ogres of the left exposed themselves for what they are and almost certainly cost themselves an advantage in the upcoming elections just a month away…keep it up you lying thieving evil bitches!
Then there’s the New Nafta wherein our neighbors to the north and south figured out this shit was for real and they better get in gear or get left behind; a far far better and more fair agreement for the US than the boondoggle preceding it.
The economy as reliably gauged by the stock market liked that last one, and justifiably so…big gains on that announcement because they know what it means for our farms, manufacturing, and jobs.
And speaking of jobs, how about the new report detailing the best employment figures in terms of unemployment rate and new job creation in oh, about 50 frickin’ years?
Then you’ve got euro-biz saying eff this Clinton clone crone in Germany and her socialist illegal immigrant loving ass…Benz and Bimmer both make big announcements of their intention to build and assemble cars intended for the US market right here in the US, with new facilities planned and more jobs to run ’em.
That leaves China…running scared and losing the game of chicken they stupidly engaged in with Trump who righteously promised and is delivering a new plan of fair trade and to quit letting those commie bastards dick us around and rob us blind…and in the process showing their hand that it is they and their highly organized system of tech theft and manipulation that threaten our elections and sensitive data, not the sad-sack inept Russkies that the lefties are so obsessed with.
There’s more, but you get the gist…helluva week for the Trumpster and the US of A right there. God willing and the Red crick keep rising, many more weeks like this to come. Hallelujah!
So we should take TIT for TAT?
That Cat has been hanging around on my fence.
I, for one, welcome our kitteh overlords….
So, this is the first time I’ve heard “the cat ate my homework” defense. Did it hack up a hairy ticket ball?Or did it reconstitute the paper by pooping out a colorful log?
My dog, Max, will set the kitty straight.
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