Day By Day


  • formwiz

    Supposedly, most women think their guy’s is just about the right size.

  • Mogrith

    Is it like fishermen talking about the one that got away?

    Or is more like
    “it’s trewe it’s trewe!”
    “Pardon me Mam that’s my elbow your’re…”

    • Grunt GI

      Yup twelve schnizengrubben…could be their limit.


      “They told me you was hung!”
      “And they was right!”

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Put women together and what do they talk about……?
    Yes, Toly, put down the binocs and walk away. Grab a brewski.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    The women are talking. They’re laughing. They’re relieving stress and bonding. Be happy for them, for when they finally come home, they’ll make you happy too. Toe curling happy.

  • Pamela

    Rule of thumb…if it fits, and she doesn’t pass out, it’s the right size.

    • GWB

      And if she doesn’t get stuck.

      • Pamela

        I remember a case where the Cops were called by neighbors due to screaming coming from an apartment. The couple was found locked in place. A local Doc said cover them up and things would return to normal after a while.

        • Grunt GI

          Just proves my old saying..”Never do anything you’d be embarrassed to explain to the paramedics”

          Unless it was totally worth it, of course. 🙂

  • Southpaw

    Sometimes, you must take the measure of a man

  • JTC

    Whiplash I tell ya!

    And size doesn’t matter. Right?

  • I told Jack and I’m tellin’ you, it ain’t size that matters.

    • Pamela

      Then why do I carry a 3 ft measuring tape on my key chain…

      • doc

        3 ft sounds like it would have long since crossed into not fit/pass out territory

        • Pamela

          Actually I carry the measuring tape from spending years in construction. The other type of measuring is more visual and hands on.

    • JTC

      Actually your “rule of thumb” thing sounds about right.

      You *were* talking side-by-side comparison weren’t you? 🙁

      • Pamela

        Actually from the junction of my wrist and hand to the tip of my middle finger is 7 inches. That unit of measurement works well…

        • Grunt GI

          So, maybe in this case the metric system would have been better..
          “Hey baby, wanna see my 17 centimeters?”

          Or maybe not….

          • JTC

            SEVENTEEN? That means in the metric world I can tell the babes I’m HANGIN’ TEN!

            AND they get to legally cruise the highways at way over 100!

            Maybe I’ll see if the Dims have any seats left on the “Canuckistan or Bust” bus. 😉

  • Never had a complaint.

  • three women out in the middle of nowhere, not paying attention, no one watching them…

    why do I think something bad is going to happen?

    • GWB

      Did you hear the soundtrack switch to ominous music, too?

    • Grunt GI

      Well, if they are in binocular range, they can’t be too far away…and from Naomi’s expression she is telling one whopper of a tale…or tail…or something…

  • jackdeth72

    “Girls talk…”

    Note to ‘Toly…..

    Think of the scene in ‘The Godfather’ where the three women sharing one wedding table were busily discussing Santino’s “Attributes”.

  • Pete231

    The right tool for the right job !

    • JTC

      More importantly depending on perspective:

      The right job for the tool!

  • Halley

    One strongly suspects the alphamales of DBD have nothing to worry about in this regard…

  • Browncoat

    I decided to Google “zrelost” and the definition comes up as ‘biologically mature in both the physical and psychological sense’.
    Well, at least we’re ‘half-right’ anyway.

    • Bill G

      My searches mostly found maturity; one had maturity, manhood and ripeness. That was a Croation-English translation.
      It appears to have a slang usage, from the context.

  • WayneM

    It sounds like the ladies of DBD are having a bonding moment. Normally this kind of thing happens in a hot tub and wine is involved… or so I’ve heard…

    • doc

      It can happen anywhere wine is involved

      • March Hare

        Or the “Ladies’ Room.” 😉

    • JTC

      Too much hot tub and too much wine = too much “bonding”.
      Or “experimenting”.
      Not for guys though. The former would be kind of hot.
      The latter would be sick and disgusting.
      “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Not.

      • Grunt GI

        Well, if a bunch of guys are bonding over wine and a hot tub, that’s a whole other problem itself…real men usually bond over cigars and whisk.

        However, your first idea isn’t too bad…would be kinda hot…

  • NotYetInACamp

    Ah. The ladies discuss the long hard aspects of life they have experienced.

    • Pamela

      There is something to be said about stroking the length of a man’s skin…

      • Grunt GI


        I’ll be in my bunk…

  • Gunrunner

    Sometimes I need Google translate for Toly.. This time I didn’t.. LOL!

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