Day By Day


  • Grunt GI

    Wow. So much DBD snark today. So I guess you got a zippy new computer, eh Chris?

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    McPain and his ——
    Mexican pals (Juan McPain, open borders, amnesty)
    Libtard Progressive DildoCrat pals (McCain/Feingold Act 2002, etc)

  • Spin Drift

    I wonder if they are having Fava beans and a nice Chianti for lunch?

    Bon Apetit

  • NotYetInACamp

    And McCain has all of his neocon and neolib allies backing war War WAR!!!!!!!!!

    promise them anything, but give them war War WAR1111111

    Bomb bomb bomb. Bomb Iran
    Bomb bomb bomb, Bomb Iran.
    Bomb Iraaaaaaaan. Cuuuuzzzz we caaaaaan.
    We gotta show we have paaaaaaaaants.
    And that we’re not at all like Fraaaaaaance.

    Bomb bomb bomb. Bomb Iran
    Bomb bomb bomb, Bomb Iran.
    Bomb Iraaaaaaaan. cause we caaaaaan.

      • NotYetInACamp

        Point well made.

        And its one, two, three four, ….

        Whoopee! We’re all …….

      • Ah! Country Joe McDonald’s ‘hit’. Well, he never served, so he fed right into that crap and benefited from it.

        I’m just trying to keep up with current events right now. There are so many other distractions…like Zed.

    • TomZ

      In your “Bomb bomb bomb. Bomb Iran”, you need another bomb.

    • John D. Egbert

      This was a for-real song, recorded and released by Vince once and the Valients, around the time of Gulf War I. Sung to the melody of “Barbara Ann,” by the Regents (covered later by The Beach Boys).

      • Bill G

        I remember it.

  • formwiz

    I ain’t gettin’ on no elephant, Hannibal.

    • silvergreycat

      Me neither.

      • silvergreycat

        David Goldman adds…*The last thing the US should do is commit ground forces.

        It isn’t Iran that we would be fighting: It’s an international mercenary army that already includes thousands of fighters recruited from the three million Hazara Afghans now seeking refuge in Iran, from the persecuted Pakistani Shi’ites who comprise a fifth of that country’s huge population, and elsewhere…

        The manpower pool from which these fighters are drawn is virtually bottomless. The war has already displaced half of Syria’s 22 million people, and Iran plans to replace Sunnis with Shi’ite immigrants in order to change the demographic balance. The Sunni side of the conflict has become globalized with fighters from the Russian Caucasus, China’s Xinjiang Province, as well as Southeast Asia.*

        • 22 millions, huh? Ah, that brings up The Destruction of Sennacherib.

          The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
          And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
          And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
          When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.

          Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
          That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
          Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
          That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.

          For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
          And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
          And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
          And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

          They’ve never seen what a big nuke can really do, you know.

        • NotYetInACamp

          Insane McCain and McNasty, Advocates of the Empire., not of the Republic.

  • Pamela

    I’m breaking out a one of the serves 8 containers of gelato and some 1996 Broadbent Madera. Anyone care to join me…

    • Doc Epador

      Rib eyes with Full Moon lager here, mushrooms and onions on the side.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Not tonight. Thanks.

      Having been reminded of Hannibal McCain and his diet puts me off my own.

    • jackdeth72

      Have some of my Barbecued Pulled Chicken, Hash Brown Patties, Home Made All day Long Crock Pot Baked Beans and Black Silk Coffee.

    • Don in AK

      I’m in!

  • Doc Epador

    So who is Clarisse?

    • Pamela

      Clarice Starling is the FBI agent who deals with Hannibal Lecter in trying to find a loon named Buffalo Bill. BB has unholy, deviant quirks regarding fat women.

  • JTC

    Whiplash, man.

    That new ‘puter of yours is all OVER the place!

  • eon

    “Jewish-neocon warmongers”?

    Jan, you’re going full HuffPo.

    Never go full HuffPo.

    (Seriously, it’s Crazoid Central these days.)

    clear ether


  • Pete231

    Love the JM roll-around appliance. Any chance of a Chuckie Schumer signature model or are they one-size fits all ?

  • jackdeth72

    It is WAY past time for John “Can’t land an A-4 on a Yankee Station Carrier Deck” McCain to retire and fade into the Sunset!

    • PaulS

      “Harry, John, Mitch & Chuck.” A remake of Thelma & Louise, but twice as good.

      • The 300

        Is there any way to save the Thunderbird but keep the happy ending?

        • Deplorable B Woodman

          Only if the car is stopped and you kick them all over the edge of the cliff.
          And I volunteer to be one of the kickers.

  • Halley

    How did Sarah put up with him throughout that campaign?

    • PaulS

      No such thing as bad publicity. ie He’s still in office and she is successfully pushed out of politics, hmmm, collusion with the enemy? (On his part, not hers)

  • Gus Bailey

    Corner? In the President’s office? That’s an oldy but a goody, there Chris.

    • Pamela

      Didn’t Slick Willy use the small hallway off the Oval Office to spend time with Monica? That has corners…

  • JTC

    Ear, liver, tongue…and straight for the heart.

    Speaking of HuffPo, their main mole says Trump poisoned those kids on Face the Nation.

    Let’s see what he says when he’s on Face the Firing Squad…forget the corner, roll that bitch up against the wall and give him a 21-gun salute. Volunteers? I don’t have a murderous bone in my body, but I’m down.

    • Pamela

      There was an episode on an old Sci-Fi show called Sliders where you had to tell the truth in that particular reality. If you lied, the results were not pretty. Imagine the Silence of the MSM talking heads.

    • Mindless Stuttering Media has a very long history of exaggerating stuff to get readers (now viewers). They created the ‘panic attack’ that accompanied Orson Welles’ broadcast of War of the Worlds in 1938.

      How sweet would it be for them to be brought to their knees over it….

  • Bill G

    Ah, poor Juan hasn’t recovered from the shock of having the DMC turn on him after he got the nomination. Up until then they loved him, and they loved his Straight-Talk Express as well. But all of a sudden he’s not dissing Republicans; he’s running against a democrat and he’s not the media darling anymore. The shock snapped something in him.

    • Grunt GI

      Sadly, most of those freakin’ RINOs never, ever understand that.

      The media only loves them when they are trashing conservatives. As soon as they oppose Democrats they are HITLER!

      Once you just accept that if you are a true conservative the entire media-entertainment complex will hate you and you will never be on the Georgetown cocktail party circuit, then you can do or say whatever you want and just HATE THEM BACK.

      This of course, is Trump’s secret weapon that no one in Washington has figured out…he doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him.

      He’s got a pile of money, is banging a smokin’ hot wife, has a great family, and after his Presidency is up, will retire to Florida and play golf and never look back. He doesn’t need to run a shadow government or be a lobbyist.

      So, they have no power over him cuz he can just hate them back and fire back at their shit…

      It is, of course, awesome to watch……

      like the DBD babes taking a moonlight swim…..

    • JTC

      Must be some other Juan because McCain’t is the best tool the lefties have inside R’s and the mediots love him; wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he went Charlie Crist for the D nom next cycle, and even less surprised if they went for him.

      Hey, how about a Clinton/McCain’t ticket? I mean they have a great deal in common, traitors to their country, they’ve gotten a lot of people killed, lied about their service, and they even look a LOT alike…fossils. Perfect.

      • Deplorable B Woodman


  • Grunt GI

    Well, kinda sad since ol’ John and I went to the same alma mater….I am told his old man had to bail his ass out more than a few times while he was a midshipman….not the sharpest knife in the drawer, ya know.

    He was a good guy 30 years ago…just think he’s overstayed his welcome and, like many Republicans, forgot what brought him here.

    As the old saying goes, when you start believing your own bullshit, it’s time to go…..

  • RAZ

    Glad to see I’m not the only one that doesn’t like McCain

    • Merle

      Ohh, don’t worry, you’ve got a LOT of company!

  • Mort

    McCain`s big claim to any fame, is that when offered
    early release from the notorious ‘Hanoi Hilton’, he
    did the honorable thing, and refused it.

    At least that`s the way I heard it.

  • robert

    We will always complain about what Obama did to this country but I believe in my heart that if McCain or Romney would have won we would have had completely open borders for the last 5 years and complete amnesty as well.

    • NotYetInACamp

      They are in the same Party as Clinton, Pelosi, Reid, Ted Kennedy, Waters, Warren, and Obama, if memory of actions serves me right.

    • JTC

      @ robert, that is true, and further most of the purported R’s up the nom this cycle would have resulted in the same…in fact I can’t think of any of them that understood as DT did/does that the primary job of fed gov is to protect America from foreign attack…which is what open immigration absolutely is.

      • JTC

        up *for* the nom…

      • JTC

        “…understood as DT did/does…”

        The Donald knew and knows the immigration threat is not just, or even primarily, the southern border.

        The dark question, full-bore paranoid perhaps, is did/does McCain’t also know that? And that focusing on the wall could earn him some points while taking attention away from the real threat that he, zero, the beast, and all of leftdom wish to protect and promote?

  • NotYetInACamp

    Insane McCain and Gen McNasty, advocates of the Empire, not of the Republic.
    Cue scene about how does a Republic end. With Applause.

    • Solaratov

      Quietly…with the stroke of a pen
      Applause===>golf clap in slo-mo

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