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  • February 8, 2020 at 12:06 am
    Pamela

    Well, the relish won’t be a sweet dilly where they might end up.

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    • February 8, 2020 at 9:51 am
      MasterDiver

      Can he cut the mustard?

      Zar Belk!

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  • February 8, 2020 at 12:08 am
    Kafiroon

    57 Kinds? How did my dog get in this?

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    • February 9, 2020 at 12:39 pm
      cfm56dash7

      Like your dog is any different than mine. If it’s foul, she’ll roll in it.

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  • February 8, 2020 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    How bad is Progtard DildoCrat corruption?

    So bad it makes puns look good.

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  • February 8, 2020 at 12:16 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Don’t stop, Sam, don’t stop!
    I LOVE a good (bad) pun! In the wurst way.

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    • February 8, 2020 at 7:36 am
      GWB

      And Zed is rolling his eyes at dad jokes? Hah!

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    • February 8, 2020 at 10:55 am
      MAJ Arkay

      And now we’ve gone from bitte to wurst…

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  • February 8, 2020 at 1:00 am
    Hotrod Lincoln

    Teresa Heinz looks like she was weaned on a sour pickle. Ever noticed her resemblance to Dustin Hoffman in “Tootsie”? I wonder if old Horseface John really knows who he was sleeping with????????

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  • February 8, 2020 at 1:54 am
    WayneM

    I accidentally got some ketchup in my eyes. I’m not complaining though as I’ve developed Heinz-sight…

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    • February 8, 2020 at 2:11 am
      Heltau

      That was good.
      I have discovered wonder puns here.

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    • February 8, 2020 at 3:33 pm
      Swansonic

      Dang, I didn’t see that one coming…..

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  • February 8, 2020 at 2:08 am

    We’re all sinners, the wages of sin is death, and so we’re all condemned. Perfect justice will find all of us eventually. But there’s perfect mercy too, for those willing to accept it as offered.

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    • February 8, 2020 at 11:48 am
      JTC

      To be exact, the wages of *life* is death so we’re all condemned to that; used to be taxes too, but my guess is only about half of us face that “sure thing” anymore.

      As for salvation, true it is available for the asking but first one must acknowledge a greater power…so thanks to God that we won’t be dealing with most of what Trump called the evil false prophets and Christians of Convenience in the hereafter…looking at you, Pelosi.

      It’s almost like our eternity was planned that way; ain’t He great?

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  • February 8, 2020 at 5:09 am
    Halley

    What’s all this talk about condom mints?

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  • February 8, 2020 at 8:23 am
    JohninMd.(help!)

    I thought the Heintz kid was the one that bailed, didn’t go into business in Ukraine, or Barisma, and reported that to stepdad’s CoS. Did I miss something?

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  • February 8, 2020 at 10:03 am
    JTC

    Missed the new toon last night, give me a minute to ketchup.

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  • February 8, 2020 at 10:05 am
    nonncom

    From Color of Money….”If you can’t cut the mustard at least you can lick the jar”….

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  • February 8, 2020 at 10:12 am
    Old Codger

    People at Biden’s level of society seldom experience anything resembling justice. The universe isn’t set up that way. Shit rolls down hill so it’s the little people at the bottom of the hill catch it. The ones living up on Knob Hill don’t have to worry.

    Question: Why would Kerry’s son carry his mother’s name?

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    • February 8, 2020 at 10:49 am
      Norm

      Because he’s Kerry’s step son. His real father was Robert Heinz.

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  • February 8, 2020 at 11:49 am
    Halley

    Let us, if we must, turd, watch the salad undressing. And pass that saucy Cock Tail…

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  • February 8, 2020 at 12:41 pm
    Pamela

    So which one of the various Con-dom-mitts brought to life the $12.9 million offshore account of “I’ve Got Your Secret… in Moving Pictures” Jeffrey Epstein?

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  • February 8, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    US Army veteran and Andrew Breitbart’s father-in-law Orson Bean is dead at 91, struck and killed by two different cars.

    Did he know something about the Clintons, or the Bidens, or was this random bad luck? Mustard been something.

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  • February 9, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Badumbump, tssssss.

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