Well, the relish won’t be a sweet dilly where they might end up.
MasterDiver
Feb 08 2020 at 9:51 am
Can he cut the mustard?
Zar Belk!
Kafiroon
Feb 08 2020 at 12:08 am
57 Kinds? How did my dog get in this?
cfm56dash7
Feb 09 2020 at 12:39 pm
Like your dog is any different than mine. If it’s foul, she’ll roll in it.
Too Tall
Feb 08 2020 at 12:08 am
How bad is Progtard DildoCrat corruption?
So bad it makes puns look good.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Feb 08 2020 at 12:16 am
Don’t stop, Sam, don’t stop!
I LOVE a good (bad) pun! In the wurst way.
GWB
Feb 08 2020 at 7:36 am
And Zed is rolling his eyes at dad jokes? Hah!
MAJ Arkay
Feb 08 2020 at 10:55 am
And now we’ve gone from bitte to wurst…
Hotrod Lincoln
Feb 08 2020 at 1:00 am
Teresa Heinz looks like she was weaned on a sour pickle. Ever noticed her resemblance to Dustin Hoffman in “Tootsie”? I wonder if old Horseface John really knows who he was sleeping with????????
WayneM
Feb 08 2020 at 1:54 am
I accidentally got some ketchup in my eyes. I’m not complaining though as I’ve developed Heinz-sight…
Heltau
Feb 08 2020 at 2:11 am
That was good.
I have discovered wonder puns here.
We’re all sinners, the wages of sin is death, and so we’re all condemned. Perfect justice will find all of us eventually. But there’s perfect mercy too, for those willing to accept it as offered.
JTC
Feb 08 2020 at 11:48 am
To be exact, the wages of *life* is death so we’re all condemned to that; used to be taxes too, but my guess is only about half of us face that “sure thing” anymore.
As for salvation, true it is available for the asking but first one must acknowledge a greater power…so thanks to God that we won’t be dealing with most of what Trump called the evil false prophets and Christians of Convenience in the hereafter…looking at you, Pelosi.
It’s almost like our eternity was planned that way; ain’t He great?
Halley
Feb 08 2020 at 5:09 am
What’s all this talk about condom mints?
JohninMd.(help!)
Feb 08 2020 at 8:23 am
I thought the Heintz kid was the one that bailed, didn’t go into business in Ukraine, or Barisma, and reported that to stepdad’s CoS. Did I miss something?
JTC
Feb 08 2020 at 10:03 am
Missed the new toon last night, give me a minute to ketchup.
nonncom
Feb 08 2020 at 10:05 am
From Color of Money….”If you can’t cut the mustard at least you can lick the jar”….
Old Codger
Feb 08 2020 at 10:12 am
People at Biden’s level of society seldom experience anything resembling justice. The universe isn’t set up that way. Shit rolls down hill so it’s the little people at the bottom of the hill catch it. The ones living up on Knob Hill don’t have to worry.
Question: Why would Kerry’s son carry his mother’s name?
Norm
Feb 08 2020 at 10:49 am
Because he’s Kerry’s step son. His real father was Robert Heinz.
Halley
Feb 08 2020 at 11:49 am
Let us, if we must, turd, watch the salad undressing. And pass that saucy Cock Tail…
Pamela
Feb 08 2020 at 12:41 pm
So which one of the various Con-dom-mitts brought to life the $12.9 million offshore account of “I’ve Got Your Secret… in Moving Pictures” Jeffrey Epstein?
Pamela
Well, the relish won’t be a sweet dilly where they might end up.
MasterDiver
Can he cut the mustard?
Zar Belk!
Kafiroon
57 Kinds? How did my dog get in this?
cfm56dash7
Like your dog is any different than mine. If it’s foul, she’ll roll in it.
Too Tall
How bad is Progtard DildoCrat corruption?
So bad it makes puns look good.
Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Don’t stop, Sam, don’t stop!
I LOVE a good (bad) pun! In the wurst way.
GWB
And Zed is rolling his eyes at dad jokes? Hah!
MAJ Arkay
And now we’ve gone from bitte to wurst…
Hotrod Lincoln
Teresa Heinz looks like she was weaned on a sour pickle. Ever noticed her resemblance to Dustin Hoffman in “Tootsie”? I wonder if old Horseface John really knows who he was sleeping with????????
WayneM
I accidentally got some ketchup in my eyes. I’m not complaining though as I’ve developed Heinz-sight…
Heltau
That was good.
I have discovered wonder puns here.
Swansonic
Dang, I didn’t see that one coming…..
Lyle
We’re all sinners, the wages of sin is death, and so we’re all condemned. Perfect justice will find all of us eventually. But there’s perfect mercy too, for those willing to accept it as offered.
JTC
To be exact, the wages of *life* is death so we’re all condemned to that; used to be taxes too, but my guess is only about half of us face that “sure thing” anymore.
As for salvation, true it is available for the asking but first one must acknowledge a greater power…so thanks to God that we won’t be dealing with most of what Trump called the evil false prophets and Christians of Convenience in the hereafter…looking at you, Pelosi.
It’s almost like our eternity was planned that way; ain’t He great?
Halley
What’s all this talk about condom mints?
JohninMd.(help!)
I thought the Heintz kid was the one that bailed, didn’t go into business in Ukraine, or Barisma, and reported that to stepdad’s CoS. Did I miss something?
JTC
Missed the new toon last night, give me a minute to ketchup.
nonncom
From Color of Money….”If you can’t cut the mustard at least you can lick the jar”….
Old Codger
People at Biden’s level of society seldom experience anything resembling justice. The universe isn’t set up that way. Shit rolls down hill so it’s the little people at the bottom of the hill catch it. The ones living up on Knob Hill don’t have to worry.
Question: Why would Kerry’s son carry his mother’s name?
Norm
Because he’s Kerry’s step son. His real father was Robert Heinz.
Halley
Let us, if we must, turd, watch the salad undressing. And pass that saucy Cock Tail…
Pamela
So which one of the various Con-dom-mitts brought to life the $12.9 million offshore account of “I’ve Got Your Secret… in Moving Pictures” Jeffrey Epstein?
kadaka
US Army veteran and Andrew Breitbart’s father-in-law Orson Bean is dead at 91, struck and killed by two different cars.
Did he know something about the Clintons, or the Bidens, or was this random bad luck? Mustard been something.
cmblake6
Indeed.
cmblake6
Badumbump, tssssss.