Fool’s Gold.


  • June 2, 2015 at 12:32 am
    B Woodman

    “Give it a rest, sweetie.”
    Yes, give the nice (hac! hac!) socialist a rest. A nice, permanent dirt nap rest. Don’t forget to plant’em deep, very, very, deep. They (and their ideas) have a tendency to come back to life, if fhe proper Constitutional incantations aren’t read over them regularly.

  • June 2, 2015 at 1:02 am

    Give it a rest??
    How about giving the bitchbeast a .500 Magnum in the face for some eternal rest??……….

    • June 2, 2015 at 1:19 am
      Robert Lowell

      Isn’t .500 magnum a bit excessive. Last I checked they were about $4.00 a round. I’d prefer using one of them curved swords from one of her Arab friends At least you’d have a souvenir of the event.

      • June 2, 2015 at 5:44 am

        Wait a minute, are you talking about the sword or the head as a souvenir?

      • June 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm
        B Woodman


      • June 2, 2015 at 10:01 pm
        John M

        $2.65 for a LRN…

  • June 2, 2015 at 1:27 am

    No worth the powder and shot. And don’t bury it, fer gawd’s sake, think of the polluted ground water . . . . .

    • June 2, 2015 at 6:37 am

      Deep six in the Marianas Trench.

      • June 2, 2015 at 4:09 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        So you’d rather pollute the planetary ocean than the ground water in a limited area? You know what I call Hildabeast’s remains in the Marianas Trench? Green Peace’s WORST NIGHTMARE!!!

        Hey! some of us swim in that ocean!

  • June 2, 2015 at 2:46 am
    Snafu F. Ubar

    This comprehensive, economic, ecologically, multi-culturally, psychologically & sensitively sound analysis is quite endearing, encouraging; hilarious to boot, if I may add.

    Maybe The Worm-Tonguess herself can leave off the whispering campaign and scuttle back to her masters in Isengard, leaving the cobwebs to fall away from the U.S.A.

    Conserving ammo and the ground water.

    There’s a time for her at Sharkey’s End when the little people wake finally.

  • June 2, 2015 at 5:20 am

    “You’ll still be voting for me a century after you’re dead, and you won’t be consuming resources.”

    Rank-and-file progressive types apparently can’t grok the fact that not only are they expendable, their leaders consider them significantly more useful after they’ve been “expended”.



    • June 2, 2015 at 11:23 pm

      “Rank-and-file progressive types apparently can’t grok the fact that not only are they expendable …”

      Funny you should say. Hitler, the world’s premier psychopathic personality, destroyed his opponents and his supporters similarly, and brought the German state to ruin.

      But Germany rebuilt as a productive member of the community of nations, and only the remaining Marxist-model and militant Islamist psychopaths remain. There is a lesson to be learned here.

  • June 2, 2015 at 5:45 am
    Bill G

    Any chance she’s a descendant of Countess Elizabeth Bathory?

    • June 2, 2015 at 6:55 am

      Would anyone, especially a young maiden, want to get close enough to find out? Though with modern science and all that squirreled away ill-gotten gains, it appears she has been able to put forth the illusion of a youthful countenance.

      • June 2, 2015 at 4:13 pm
        Bad Cyborg

        Not in the pics I’ve seen. I’m surprised clocks don’t stop instantly and mirrors don’t explode when the old bag walks into a room. And to think that once upon a time she was almost (ALMOST, mind you) cute when she was in college.

      • June 2, 2015 at 5:29 pm
        B Woodman

        It’s just the physical outside reflecting the spiritual inside.

        You can take it any which way you want from there. ;P)

  • June 2, 2015 at 8:04 am

    I Swear Nekkid Sams artwork is improving once again.

  • June 2, 2015 at 8:48 am

    Ever wonder why the Clintons, darlings of the MSM and Hollowood for lo these many years, are being given the harsh spotlight lately?

    It’s because 11/16 is a year and a half away, and far from the evil HBeast being buried, it’s the plan to let the myriad rats and skeletons out of the closets now, to run their course and be long buried by then, so that then they can say: “That’s old news, give it a rest…it’s time for the Coronation.”

  • June 2, 2015 at 9:24 am

    A Blue Meanie reference wouldn’t be too far out of character. 48 years ago yester(today) Sgt Pepper

  • June 2, 2015 at 11:23 am
    Oliver Heaviside

    I’m in. Step up, fellow DBD fans!

  • June 2, 2015 at 11:55 am
    Grunt GI

    Gotta say, that last panel seems to be a pretty good commentary on Obamacare/socialized medicine in general.

  • June 2, 2015 at 11:56 am
    Spin Drift

    Has anyone else noticed that the Baltimore uprisings were staged specifically to put a fork in O’Malley if he runs against the Hildebeast. He was the past Mayor of that cesspool. Kinda of convenient don’t you think.

    Hold Fast

    Spin Drift

  • June 2, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    Hey now! I’m a fat, white and old and a conservative.

    Can’t we just pick on the ideas?

    • June 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm
      Chris Muir

      And I’m a fat, old, white cartoonist!

      • June 2, 2015 at 9:58 pm

        I’m coff coff …. slightly over my ideal weight … ahem and white and a has been ship captain But I’m … In.

        Don’t plan on any new cars or sailboats Chris. My ex and her shark got me pretty well picked clean. Still … I get by.

        “Gettin’ by by gettin’ by’s my stock and trade, livin’ it day to day, pickin’ up the pieces wherever they fall.” Jerry Jeff Walker

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