Just to set things straight, shrillary is NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR U.S. PRESIDENT! No, she is NOT!
The FIRST woman to run for U.S. President was Victoria Woodhull. She ran on the Equal Rights Party. Her choice of Vice President was Frederick Douglass. And who was he, pray tell? Well, to begin with, he was a black man, an escaped slave, and an Abolitionist.
Damned shame — isn’t it — that the libretards and dummycraps can’t get their facts straight?
September 1, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Noelegy
Now that we are pointing that out, the Dems are claiming she’s the first woman “from a major party.”
September 2, 2016 at 1:21 am
DASY
The chore of keeping track of who’s claiming what ABOUT who’s claiming what can be a meta exercise. Regardless, I have not heard any such counterfactual assertion regarding who was or wasn’t the first woman to RUN for president. The self-congratulations have been, mercifully, limited to the empirical reality of Hillary specifically being the first woman nominee from a major party. If indeed any public figure has asserted otherwise, in a sane world they would need only trip over their own ignorance. In a world gone mad, the wires have to be laid in front of them, and even this often fails.
September 2, 2016 at 9:47 am
Old Codger
Liddy Dole was in the primaries for GOP back in ’00. I remember going to a used book sale (where they sell donated books for $0.50 to “raise funds”) and heard the staff making snarky remarks about Mrs. Dole. I said I figured they would be cheering on a woman running for POTUS. Said I figured she’d be poster girl for NOW. After all she was a wife, mother, intelligent (as opposed to cunning), educated and accomplished. They said she WOULD be – IF SHE WAS A WOMAN!!! I replied that I thought she WAS a woman. They replied that, essentially, she was an adult human female but that her POLITICS disqualified her from womanhood. Go figure.
September 1, 2016 at 10:27 pm
Ozymandias
The only outfit I’d like to see her wearing would be hot tar and feathers.
September 1, 2016 at 11:31 pm
John M.
Or an orange jumpsuit stenciled “Leavenworth.” …maybe AFTER the tar and feathers?
Ankylosaurus! Yes! They make nice house pets if you raise them right. Very territorial, easy keepers, too. They only need one meal every other day.
September 1, 2016 at 10:28 pm
Kafiroon
The huge coats are to hide all the batteries and back-up hardware for back-up software to try to keep the Hildabeast 1.8 on it’s feet longer.
OR, all the medical equipment to keep Hildabeast on her feet longer.
September 1, 2016 at 11:38 pm
John M.
I’ll go with the medical equipment, I don’t think they’ve actually taken “the 6-million dollar woman” that far yet…
September 2, 2016 at 6:58 am
GWB
She’s well above $6 million, just from the speaking fees……
She who would be a god. Then she could fiddle while the world burned.
September 2, 2016 at 6:03 am
Bill G
What does this clothing tell us?
It tells us than Cankles has no one in her entourage who is able to tell her that she looks like a fool in her chosen attire.
How likely will it be that in office she would have anyone around her to tell her she’s wrong on anything else?
September 2, 2016 at 7:00 am
GWB
Whoever told you that you look good in that is not your friend!
September 2, 2016 at 6:45 am
Browncoat
Have I missed something. “Your candidate..”? Hasn’t Jan ‘woke up’ regarding Hillary or is it just a friendly jab?
If not, what’s her response to any question regarding emails?
September 2, 2016 at 9:52 am
Old Codger
A died-in-the-wool leftist “waking up”????? Shirley …
True that. She shows up in new clothes that are no clothes and she will know her subjects’ true opinion when the empire goes back to building vomitoriums.
Still ROFLMAO 5 minutes later. I have been wondering, what he hell it is with her clothes. You nailed it Chris! “Oven mitt couture.”
September 2, 2016 at 10:27 am
Old Codger
Aren’t you glad she doesn’t have a stylist like those Hollywierd idiots? Either that or the alleged “stylist” is as incompetent as most leftists in any field that requires results.
September 2, 2016 at 12:10 pm
CaptDMO
Because of all the heat she’s getting?
September 2, 2016 at 12:42 pm
markm
She’s dressed as a giant oven mitt because she realized that dressing like Mao Tse Tung made her ultimate goal too obvious.
September 2, 2016 at 2:17 pm
Kafiroon
Well, there are hollywood stylists that she could use. Picture that in something like the flaming whatevers wore in Hunger Games.
Now get some Mind Bleach.
She dresses like that because she’s putting on considerable weight. I don’t know how many calories she’s consuming per day, but it may be too many. And if she’s on any kind of meds, such as pills or otherwise, they may have side effects like unsatisfied hunger or bloating.
September 2, 2016 at 4:36 pm
Kafiroon
OMG! A Bloated Beached Whale. Shudder. I’ve lived on a beach too long.
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“yeah, so go away before I OD yo’ azz wit the needle in my pocket….”
Funny Chit, Chris
Might be a containment unit for Nyarlathotep or Azathoth.
That would make sense. She could well be a creature from beyond our universe.
My g’son gave me a nice hardback book of HP Lovecraft, and I’m loving it.
ANd yes, Hellery WOULD fit in as a spawn of Cthulhu.
Just keep the mitt on please. Safety first. Hillary clothed. DDQ babes not clothed.
Cheers.
I Love Country Music…and you should too!
Protected account, Macker. Can’t view.
I think he just posted the link so we could see the banner graphic and its rebus/puzzle.
Why? … you ask, well… it Depends™
The Hildebeast told her favourite designer to create an outfit good enough for the runway… but the designer heard “Romney” so she made a Mitt…
Ding ding ding
WayneM wins
Strange. I’ve lost at least one dress size, maybe more. Wondered where it went. Now I see it here in that last panel above?
Curiouser and curiouser.
Delilah- Same here. 15 pounds in the last month.
Might explain why her backside is requiring port and starboard running lights.
(Snerk) That’s quite a giggle!
Just to set things straight, shrillary is NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO RUN FOR U.S. PRESIDENT! No, she is NOT!
The FIRST woman to run for U.S. President was Victoria Woodhull. She ran on the Equal Rights Party. Her choice of Vice President was Frederick Douglass. And who was he, pray tell? Well, to begin with, he was a black man, an escaped slave, and an Abolitionist.
Damned shame — isn’t it — that the libretards and dummycraps can’t get their facts straight?
Now that we are pointing that out, the Dems are claiming she’s the first woman “from a major party.”
The chore of keeping track of who’s claiming what ABOUT who’s claiming what can be a meta exercise. Regardless, I have not heard any such counterfactual assertion regarding who was or wasn’t the first woman to RUN for president. The self-congratulations have been, mercifully, limited to the empirical reality of Hillary specifically being the first woman nominee from a major party. If indeed any public figure has asserted otherwise, in a sane world they would need only trip over their own ignorance. In a world gone mad, the wires have to be laid in front of them, and even this often fails.
Liddy Dole was in the primaries for GOP back in ’00. I remember going to a used book sale (where they sell donated books for $0.50 to “raise funds”) and heard the staff making snarky remarks about Mrs. Dole. I said I figured they would be cheering on a woman running for POTUS. Said I figured she’d be poster girl for NOW. After all she was a wife, mother, intelligent (as opposed to cunning), educated and accomplished. They said she WOULD be – IF SHE WAS A WOMAN!!! I replied that I thought she WAS a woman. They replied that, essentially, she was an adult human female but that her POLITICS disqualified her from womanhood. Go figure.
The only outfit I’d like to see her wearing would be hot tar and feathers.
Or an orange jumpsuit stenciled “Leavenworth.” …maybe AFTER the tar and feathers?
No, no. Stenciled with “Pelican Bay”.
Bob
III
Nope. Those places are too soft and fluffy.
Here is the place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96CNT9XlCMI
Ankylosaurus! Yes! They make nice house pets if you raise them right. Very territorial, easy keepers, too. They only need one meal every other day.
The huge coats are to hide all the batteries and back-up hardware for back-up software to try to keep the Hildabeast 1.8 on it’s feet longer.
OR, all the medical equipment to keep Hildabeast on her feet longer.
I’ll go with the medical equipment, I don’t think they’ve actually taken “the 6-million dollar woman” that far yet…
She’s well above $6 million, just from the speaking fees……
MC Hammer said it best: Can’t touch this.
Should have been “Won’t touch this…”
Shouldn’t there be a reference to a “ten foot pole” in there somewhere, JSS?
Her image consultants finally realized that it was too soon for Perp Walk Orange.
clear ether
eon
Face it: the Hildebeast has extremely poor taste in clothing.
The early model Terminator bots require major EMF protection.
Vote Cthulu. Why go half-assed?
“Why vote for the lesser evil?”
She who would be queen – scratch that.
She who would be a god. Then she could fiddle while the world burned.
What does this clothing tell us?
It tells us than Cankles has no one in her entourage who is able to tell her that she looks like a fool in her chosen attire.
How likely will it be that in office she would have anyone around her to tell her she’s wrong on anything else?
Whoever told you that you look good in that is not your friend!
Have I missed something. “Your candidate..”? Hasn’t Jan ‘woke up’ regarding Hillary or is it just a friendly jab?
If not, what’s her response to any question regarding emails?
A died-in-the-wool leftist “waking up”????? Shirley …
HA! Best description I’ve heard yet.
The resemblance is astonishing!
https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2016/09/01/a-reader-sends-21/
The Zika virus has mutated to attacking older liberal ‘leaders’?
“BrainDead” has left Hollywood for D.C. and a more unreal existence?
Alert the CDC….
The empress’ new oven mitt clothes are GORGEOUS, your highness, and nobody nowhere NEAR her will ever tell her different. About anything.
A least the Empress is wearing clothes. The world is not ready for Hildabeast “attired” like the emperor in the fable.
True that. She shows up in new clothes that are no clothes and she will know her subjects’ true opinion when the empire goes back to building vomitoriums.
http://www.therussophile.org/origins-of-the-ancient-roman-vomitorium.html/
This might be the reason she’s dressing the way she does.
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Dominatrix
The beast in that getup might be worse than in the empress’ no clothes as discussed above.
Certain redheads, otoh…
Been plunderin’ your closet again Miz P? Or should that be Mistress P? 😉
I do have certain garments in my wardrobe.
Help me. :O
Because things are gonna get hot? Jes sayin.
http://circa.com/politics/accountability/fbis-hillary-clinton-email-probe-found-evidence-of-effort-to-evade-federal-records-law
Still ROFLMAO 5 minutes later. I have been wondering, what he hell it is with her clothes. You nailed it Chris! “Oven mitt couture.”
Aren’t you glad she doesn’t have a stylist like those Hollywierd idiots? Either that or the alleged “stylist” is as incompetent as most leftists in any field that requires results.
Because of all the heat she’s getting?
She’s dressed as a giant oven mitt because she realized that dressing like Mao Tse Tung made her ultimate goal too obvious.
Well, there are hollywood stylists that she could use. Picture that in something like the flaming whatevers wore in Hunger Games.
Now get some Mind Bleach.
She dresses like that because she’s putting on considerable weight. I don’t know how many calories she’s consuming per day, but it may be too many. And if she’s on any kind of meds, such as pills or otherwise, they may have side effects like unsatisfied hunger or bloating.
OMG! A Bloated Beached Whale. Shudder. I’ve lived on a beach too long.
It’s the 3 proles a day chased by S. Green.
Pity the poor Seymour in her little shop of horrors…she only eats them alive…”FEED ME!”