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  • Grunt GI

    And Sam has some mighty fine lips. Hmmm. Wonder why she is reapplying lipstick?

    Did it rub off somewhere?

    🙂

    • noncom

      There’s nothing like lipstick on the dipstick….

      • Grunt GI

        Bwahahah…that is awesome

    • JIMV

      Also wondered the same thing…

  • formwiz

    Sam’s about to pay lip service, too, it looks like.

  • Spin Drift

    Chicago, the worlds largest outdoor shooting range.

    Spin
    Chicago Roulette – Load six and spin the wheel, pull the trigger and paint the town red.

      • Henry

        Lucky dude — he’s literally surrounded with donors.

    • John

      If only that were true. I’m not even sure it’s North America’s largest.

  • JTC

    Is it weird that I prefer that perky cartoon nose in panel two?

    • Grunt GI

      Oh. Yea. There is a nose. Musta missed that. Was looking at other perky things.

      • JTC

        It’s all about the package. Not sure “perky” is the best description of those DD’s though…

        • Grunt GI

          I don’t know…Sam seems to be defying gravity quite well.

          The joy of being a hawt cartoon babe.

  • KenH

    They are so cute, RAT retards
    Suck it up, sweeties, you are going to see what life is like with ZERO federal funding. Oh, maybe you can have a spazoid meltdown while you looking the non-existent amendment that provides that?
    Always entertaining

    • They’ll just whine that President Trump is taking money away from law enforcement and people will die as a result.
      They do it every time. If the serfs don’t vote for higher taxes, the first things cut are vital services.
      Police, fire, EMS…
      Not the mayor’s brother-in-law working in the basement.
      No, if you don’t give the pols what they want, they will do what they can to punish the serfs.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I have been so livid the past day or two. With Pres Trump (squeeeee) signing orders to start the south wall (as is already law to do so), the media (ptu! ptu!) is full of fauxnews stories of panicking foreigners, illegal and legal.
    The new mayor, Biskupski (Dem), of Salt Lake City, has said that all aliens need not fear. She says she will not cooperate with the Feds/INS/etc. But she says that Fed funds will still be coming, because “technically we are not a sanctuary city.”
    W-T-F!!!! @@$$!!&£&£&&!!!!
    If thoughts could kill……….
    Fortunately, I do not live in SLC, but near enough that what she does affects where I live.

  • Gee, Pres. Trump’s (get used to that) term is barely a week old and already, he’s done more in that short time than whatshisname did in his first two years.

    Yes, I”m satisfied that I’m getting my money’s worth… except that Chris doesn’t show enough Zed stuff…. Oh, well.

    • Yeah, yeah, I know: I’m answering myself. No, this has to do with the Chinese zodiac and the current year, the Year of the Rooster. You’re going to love this analysis.

      Per the http://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/rooster:

      “Roosters expect others to listen to them while they speak, and can become agitated if they don’t. Vain and boastful, Roosters like to brag about themselves and their accomplishments.”

      Does that sound like someone we’ve been seeing a lot in the news lately… and maybe someone who just became unemployed?

      • Thundercloud65

        Honestly, I think of him more as a hen than a rooster.Otherwise your analysis is spot on.

        • Overheard in a rough dive once:
          “He’s just a hen that thinks he’s a rooster”.

        • Pamela

          I think the term Capon is more appropriate

    • Ozymandias

      Obama’s accomplishments over the last eight years isn’t setting the bar really high.

      • Yes, and I was thinking of those yuuuuge noisy crowds, too, with the funny-lookin’ pink hats.

      • NotYetInACamp

        Obama sets the bar as War criminal and destroyer of nations, destroyer of Christians, Muslims and non Muslims, war crimes, and as Extender of Islam.
        As a negative destruction bar, Obama sets a high bar, indeed. Obama said of himself that ‘he kills really well,’
        Perspective of what actually has occurred adds to understanding.

        As a builder of Western Civilization, the united States of America, and good culture, Obama sets the lowest bar of any person who has occupied the white house, bar none, or of any before the White House, including those under The Articles of Confederation. Serial killers and mass murderers have done less damage than Obama.
        (Isn’t it fabulous that we can still say this sort of stuff. Hillary would have had all of us shut down and tagged and bagged by now, most likely.)

  • canuck49

    The world is a better place knowing Sam is naked somewhere in it. Aahh!

  • eon

    Spider Robinson once said of politicians that once they convince themselves that everything they want to do is “for the greater good”, they can cheat at solitaire with a clear conscience.

    By the same token, Utopians have an irritating habit of creating dystopias (or if you prefer cacotopias), while claiming that they in fact nothing of the sort. Just “mileposts” on the road to A Perfect World.

    But after a while, you have to wonder if they really believe it themselves. And if so, what would their Utopia really look like?

    My guess is there would be no one in it but themselves, their slaves, some thugs to keep the slaves in line, and some other slaves for the thugs to murdering inventive ways every night to keep their Masters amused.

    Sort of like a typical “blue enclave” today.

    Maybe like Dr. Pangloss in Voltaire’s Candide, they really believe that this is “the best of all possible worlds”.

    As long as they get to run it their way- and kill anybody they get the urge to.

    clear ether

    eon

    • They need to spend some quality time in present-day Venezuela, outside the ‘palace walls’. Self-delusion is common with them. The truth blows their minds.

      • GWB

        The problem is most of the elite wouldn’t see much wrong that couldn’t be cured with more socialism – because they would still be behind the palace walls. You’d have to strip them of their platinum cards, take away their bodyguards, and dump them on a street corner somewhere – next to a bread line, preferably.

        • John

          When my wife went through Command and General Staff school she was told that it was likely that the last holdouts for Communism would be found in South America.
          You can see that vividly in Venezuela with the massive support of the government by the people most harmed by it. So long as the U.S. can be framed by “fake facts” the idiots will continue to shoot each other.

      • Pamela

        Truth comes in many forms. Such as .357 mag, 9mm and .45 acp
        Reality and Truth combined is heady wake up call.

        Kind of like that red lip shock Sam is applying.
        Zed I hope you are at the ready.

    • TomZ

      I thought it was Lazarus Long (Heinlein) that made the quote about politicians and solitaire.

      • MasterDiver

        The same basic sentiment has been expressed by numerous writers. L. Neil Smith is especially fond of politicians (as targets).

    • Spin Drift

      Wasn’t Dr. Pangloss a eunuch? The best parts of this toon would be wasted on him.

      Spin
      Chok’em if you got’em.

  • Scoutergreg

    Detroit has many problems, but it’s not a Sanctuary City! Otherwise, great ‘toon

    • NotYetInACamp

      None of them really need to be sanctuary cities. They still all fit as lip service to the law. Democrat rule pays lip service while crushing all they dislike. They also bring about the tearing down so many of those ilk demand. They just never get a Utopia rising up from their wreckage. The wreck. They don’t build anything but wrecking ability. Clinton sounded to the right side of Trump on illegals during one of his State of the Union Addresses. Lip Service. As CNN says, Trump seems obsessive in his doing what he said that he would do. CNN pays lip service as they expect ALL politicians to do. they follow different agendas. With trump, what you see is what you get. So many cannot handle that. They can’t handle the truth. They can only handle lip service and hypocrisy and lies and distraction and such as that. truth is irrelevant to that ilk.
      And yes. it is a great ‘toon.

    • NotYetInACamp

      No! NOOOOOOO!
      Almost anything but THAT!

      They get off easy. (Improbably)
      Still. It is not as bad as the other day.

      • Pamela

        I think I’d rather run a delousing station than be subjected to their inane and poorly written attempts at what the cat drug in style of poetry.

  • Red cities, Blue cities, All of them require Green to function.

  • Pete231

    Jefferson proclaimed that “Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading”. God made man – Sam Colt made them equal….

    • Ed

      needs a Like button…

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    “What, like Detroitlet? Shitcago?”

    There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.

  • Bill G

    Rule of Law and an honest media would destroy the modern democrat party.

    • PaulS

      Indeed, and with that they destroy themselves, fantastic!

  • HoundOfDoom

    Chris, I like this drawing style better than yesterdays.

    • Grunt GI

      I like all of Chris’ style of drawing…although his human forms are my favorite.

  • WayneM

    Heh… One of my FB friends posted a meme complaining that instead of building pipelines (nod to Keystone XL) we should be supplying water to Flint. I replied noting that the Mayor of Flint and the Governor of Michigan are both Democrats.

    As far as the “sanctuary cities”, part of me wants to suggest it would be best to let ’em burn but that isn’t very compassionate…

    • Pamela

      I know there are enough laws on the books that should be followed since they are practical laws. Then there are the laws that make a person’s head spin because they are so fricking stupid, and should never have been even considered, let alone passed.

      Any Sanctuary City, County etc once the Federal or State funding is pulled cannot, will not and shall not divert funds or assess new taxes, levies, bonds, propositions or fees etc to cover or fund any replacement monies for illegals. Said diverting from the original intent will be cause for sanctions and possible arrest on Embezzlement charges.

  • John

    I now have to ask just how close to Phenix City Ala. the Sanctuary Cities have become and will they meet the same fate?
    Perhaps the U.S. Army’s Civil Affairs units need to get ready.

  • Sanctuary cities? Nah! The poor things want to go to Canada, except… well, Canada doesn’t want them. http://louderwithcrowder.com/leftists-moving-canada-deadbeats/ No useful skills amongst them.

    Strange as it seems, the winds of change are blowing through the world. In the Eurozone, people are so fed up that the elections next fall may do away with the old ‘welcome migrants’ theme and go in exactly the opposite direction. Ditto, Canada.

    Hmmm… does it mean….? Is it possible that…? Wait – was the nightmare really just a bad dream? Mom!!!!

    • I did say a while back that the pendulum went as far as it could to the left, and then physics takes over.

      It’s a balancing act, you know. Too far out of balance, and the system crashes.

  • JTC

    Dang, this old dude is a promise-keeping MACHINE!

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-sets-5-year-and-lifetime-lobbying-ban-for-officials/ar-AAmm1nh?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout

    Putting the lie to one of my favorite old Johnny Hart cartoons…I can never find it to link, but B.C. caveman goes into pawn shop and asks caveman pawnbroker, “What gives things value?” pawnbroker answers “Rarity.” caveman says “I’ll bet gold is number one on the list!” pawnbroker responds “No, kept campaign promises are number one.”

    Love it. And love it even more that we are witnessing a YOOOGE exception to the rule. 🙂

  • Spin Drift

    I think its time for Sec D to visit the DDQ and have a drink dedicated to him. To wit:

    The Mad Dog:

    One Oz Blantons
    Splash of Liberal Tears
    Two drops Rattle Snake Venom
    Top with Napalm
    Set alight

    Drink while flaming, tastes like Victory, smells like burnt nose hair.

    The Big D has issued an EO for the the Military to draft plans to annihilate isis in the next 30 days.

    My thoughts on this:

    Let Gen Mattis loose with a K-bar, a Garand and a platoon of Marines, the orders of engagement is to be “kill them all, no quarter given.”

    Spin
    This is Sparta!

    • JTC

      How do you say, “Oh, shit!” in muzzie speak? 🙂

      Love Mattis. But you know, we’ve had some badass mil. men before.

      What we have lacked is a CIC who will loose the mad dogs of war.

    • Grunt GI

      Hahaha. Mad Dog

      I hear he went to the Virgin Islands.

      They’re just called The Islands now.

      Sam might actually swoon.

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