Bwahahaha!! Sam doesn’t have any problem slinging the truth… Skye doesn’t stand a chance.
August 16, 2016 at 9:46 pm
NotYetInACamp
Sometimes truth hurts. Sometimes not.
August 17, 2016 at 8:47 am
Strnj1
(snicker)
…can’t be…
Same Gravatar…
August 17, 2016 at 2:08 pm
NotYetInACamp
I can neither confirm nor deny.
August 16, 2016 at 9:58 pm
Grunt GI
HAHA, that was awesome…what was the term I read the other day…”Presstitutes.” Seems about right….
August 16, 2016 at 11:50 pm
B Woodman
Someone came up with another good one (maybe here? I forget), “journofister”.
Now put those two together, “journofister presstitute”. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
One of my bucketlist dreams is to be walking down a city street, and be stopped by an MSM hack desiring an interview.
My response to whomever I’m with (probably my wife) would be, “Look dear, a journofister presstitute. Pay it no mind, and don’t answer it. It doesn’t want my REAL answer, it only wants to push its agenda.”
And then walk on.
Or I could take my walking stick and beat it a few times. Either one.
August 17, 2016 at 9:25 pm
interventor
I prefer my German one with sharp ferrule tip.
August 17, 2016 at 7:28 am
MasterDiver
I’ll loan you mine, I cast an 8-ounce lead top piece for it.
Zar Belk!
August 16, 2016 at 10:19 pm
epilitimus
Did Sam’s dress rip in half between panels 2&3?
August 16, 2016 at 10:23 pm
Fox2!
Not that we’re complaint or anything, right?
August 16, 2016 at 10:23 pm
Fox2!
complaining
August 16, 2016 at 10:59 pm
Chris Muir
heh
August 17, 2016 at 6:39 am
GWB
Yeah, suddenly a midriff appears!
Or, Chris, is it like that tan-through-your-bikini material?
She and Skye both seem to be wearing black shorts or skorts and cami tops. Skye has on a (probably translucent) beige one, Sam’s is a black cami top; it just pulled up a little as she moved around. Consider what’s under there! *Any* jiggling would cause some ‘ride-up’. or so it seems to me …
August 16, 2016 at 10:35 pm
Spin Drift
Is that microphone the Monica Lewinsky memorial edition? Does the costume come in blue?
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
August 16, 2016 at 11:05 pm
Pamela
What ever happened to the Naughty Nurse or Sister Immaculate Misery with a Ruler for all the bad bad boys costumes …
August 16, 2016 at 11:35 pm
Grunt GI
Yea. Kinda makes me wonder. Sam has had some fine costumes over the years!
August 17, 2016 at 3:19 pm
Pamela
True.
She has a creative imagination in the construction and implementation.
Be sure to click on that “about” link. Some serious dick envy there…
(seen at “say uncle” blog)
August 16, 2016 at 11:59 pm
B Woodman
O-M-G. At first I thought it was satire, Onion style. But it’s not. These idiots are serious. “Are Guns Grosser Than Dildos?” I don’t know. . . .let me think about that a moment. . . are Libtards grosser than conservatives? Ummmm. . . Yes! So I would turn that around to ask, Are Dildos Grosser Than Guns?” ANd the answer would be a resounding YES!
The rest I leave as an exercise for the conservative student’s imagination as to tell the Libtards where to stuff said dildos.
It’s Texas, all right, but it’s its own little world there in Austin. Any east or west coast libtard would feel completely at home in Austin. You’ve heard of Silicon Valley? Well, Austin is sometimes referred to as Silicon Gulch. A lot of the inhabitants of Silicon Gulch CAME from Silicon Valley. The faculty of UT Austin almost make the faculty at places like Harvard or UCLA look like moderates. No parent who wants their offspring to get an education instead of further indoctrination should send said offspring to a private institution.
August 17, 2016 at 12:27 am
Pete in NC
I clicked on the link – is it just me, or are most of the persons displaying dildos children? Pederast much?
I’m going back to the baby elephant website now…
So I did. These…people…are such idiots. It almost makes one wish for something terrible to happen and they be saved by the very people they protest. Alternatively, one might hope for them NOT to be saved by same.
August 17, 2016 at 1:39 am
Joseph Meyer
Do you mean like the black lives matter protestors in Dallas?
August 17, 2016 at 1:36 pm
Kafiroon
I am sure there would be a number of people that need “rescuing” first. A different sort of triage.
August 17, 2016 at 6:45 am
Bill G
I wonder if the genii behind this have any reports of would- be rapists being fended off by someone’s dildo.
August 17, 2016 at 10:09 am
markm
Of course not – but they won’t admit that any rapist was ever stopped with a gun, either. If it happens right in front of them, they’ll imitate all three monkeys at the same time.
There is a fourth. Notable in most situations involving anyone.
Cover Your Butt.
August 17, 2016 at 8:49 am
Pamela
Now that I have stopped laughing, damn stomach muscles hurt, the little snowflake prickless wonders are going to go out and buy bouncy flaying pieces of practice fellatio devices. Because there is campus carry and they don’t feel safe?
It’s 5:41 am in Cali, haven’t even had coffee yet, and a shot of Casa Noble sounds like a better idea than what those plonkers are going to do. Since they can’t recognize real heat-seeking moisture missiles if it bit them in the behind…
Idiots the lot of them *shakes head*
I’m going back trying my hand at writing sex scenes. More constructive.
In Re:, your last sentence. It’s easy. I start out with a vivid recollection or reminiscence, and ‘literature-ize’ it. Depending on your market, there being a number of ‘horny-housewife’ publishing websites, one can embellish or diminish one’s own personal vignettes to suit. I made substantial ‘butter and egg money’ for years on the royalties from those sorts of bodice-rippers. Don’t quit your day job, though, unless, of course, you hit it ‘bigly’.
Now I just do personalized stories for individuals, based on THEIR favorite memories. Make great gifts for hubbies, to spice things up.
August 17, 2016 at 7:26 pm
Pamela
Hey D
Having fun doing what you love and getting paid is the best gig.
I have several years experience in writing erotic poetry under a sobriquet. Developed a following after a time. Received still pictures and videos of the results. I can truly say while God created all men equal, some he endowed more generously than others. I am still in awe of those who had tattoos and piercings though wondered about the pain aspect.
There is a nude portrait that I never posed for in a private collection. I was amazed at what can be done with a fully clothed picture taking the person down to bare skin.
Close to reality, but kinder in the final rendering.
Memories can keep a person going during tough times.
Making new ones are even better,
It is a wonder what the written word can accomplish.
August 17, 2016 at 4:12 pm
DASY
Stats, despite nonstop aggrieved caterwauling, remain stats, and will continue to remain so.
August 17, 2016 at 12:33 am
Calvin
Just reminded me, the Halloween candy is out on the shelf as we speak. Have to put together a little Hillary fat ass pants suit for someone special.
None needed. You know they live for Hillary’s command: “Bend over, bitch!” as the beast moves in with a manual strap-on. If they’re lucky she’ll have one of her seizures during and give ’em a great ride.
Or die. What would be the lead on that?
“Beloved queen expires during in-depth one-on-one with one of our own…the lucky bastard.”
There is a fine, old filthy joke about a tongue-tied dwarf and an epilectic who marry. The punchline is, “C-c-c-u-u-u-t-t-t-t ‘er l-l-loose!”
The rest is left as an exercise for the reader …
August 17, 2016 at 1:07 pm
Oliver Heaviside
Vibrator, or strap-on?
August 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm
Pamela
Both would be too much?
August 17, 2016 at 5:07 pm
Corvette
Pamela, now that is a question worth an answer, heck no. As I have always said …when it comes to the opposite sex, it is always more fun to learn than teach.
Yes, please. OK, I denounce myself and will report to Rm. 101.
August 17, 2016 at 3:18 pm
JohninMd.(Help!?!!)
Eww……
August 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm
capn
Does anyone have any mind bleach handy the lurid images of Hitlery inflagrante delecto are painful.
August 17, 2016 at 7:46 pm
Pamela
capn
Use the pain caused by the thought of Hitlery inflagrante delecto and offer it up in prayer to deliver the Nation from from her and all the other BS they are throwing.
August 17, 2016 at 3:40 pm
capn
There was supposed to be a ”?” after the word handy. Its those images blurring my mental functions.
sorry about that.
JTC has it correctly = Austin is no longer Texas. There are still Texans residing there but they are rapidly being out numbered by 3P’s and raging progs.
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Bwahahaha!! Sam doesn’t have any problem slinging the truth… Skye doesn’t stand a chance.
Sometimes truth hurts. Sometimes not.
(snicker)
…can’t be…
Same Gravatar…
I can neither confirm nor deny.
HAHA, that was awesome…what was the term I read the other day…”Presstitutes.” Seems about right….
Someone came up with another good one (maybe here? I forget), “journofister”.
Now put those two together, “journofister presstitute”. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
One of my bucketlist dreams is to be walking down a city street, and be stopped by an MSM hack desiring an interview.
My response to whomever I’m with (probably my wife) would be, “Look dear, a journofister presstitute. Pay it no mind, and don’t answer it. It doesn’t want my REAL answer, it only wants to push its agenda.”
And then walk on.
Or I could take my walking stick and beat it a few times. Either one.
I prefer my German one with sharp ferrule tip.
I’ll loan you mine, I cast an 8-ounce lead top piece for it.
Zar Belk!
Did Sam’s dress rip in half between panels 2&3?
Not that we’re complaint or anything, right?
complaining
heh
Yeah, suddenly a midriff appears!
Or, Chris, is it like that tan-through-your-bikini material?
My only complaint is it didn’t rip nearly enough.
She and Skye both seem to be wearing black shorts or skorts and cami tops. Skye has on a (probably translucent) beige one, Sam’s is a black cami top; it just pulled up a little as she moved around. Consider what’s under there! *Any* jiggling would cause some ‘ride-up’. or so it seems to me …
Is that microphone the Monica Lewinsky memorial edition? Does the costume come in blue?
Spin
War Damn Screaming Eagle
What ever happened to the Naughty Nurse or Sister Immaculate Misery with a Ruler for all the bad bad boys costumes …
Yea. Kinda makes me wonder. Sam has had some fine costumes over the years!
True.
She has a creative imagination in the construction and implementation.
Or the lack of material
🙂
It’s as if the presstitutes, libgov policy wonks, and commie campus activists are all one and the same. Ohhh, wait a minute…
http://cocksnotglocks.org/
Be sure to click on that “about” link. Some serious dick envy there…
(seen at “say uncle” blog)
O-M-G. At first I thought it was satire, Onion style. But it’s not. These idiots are serious. “Are Guns Grosser Than Dildos?” I don’t know. . . .let me think about that a moment. . . are Libtards grosser than conservatives? Ummmm. . . Yes! So I would turn that around to ask, Are Dildos Grosser Than Guns?” ANd the answer would be a resounding YES!
The rest I leave as an exercise for the conservative student’s imagination as to tell the Libtards where to stuff said dildos.
And it’s TEXAS!!!???
It’s Texas, all right, but it’s its own little world there in Austin. Any east or west coast libtard would feel completely at home in Austin. You’ve heard of Silicon Valley? Well, Austin is sometimes referred to as Silicon Gulch. A lot of the inhabitants of Silicon Gulch CAME from Silicon Valley. The faculty of UT Austin almost make the faculty at places like Harvard or UCLA look like moderates. No parent who wants their offspring to get an education instead of further indoctrination should send said offspring to a private institution.
I clicked on the link – is it just me, or are most of the persons displaying dildos children? Pederast much?
I’m going back to the baby elephant website now…
Click on the merchandise link…where it’s all Clinton all the time.
That ‘splains everything..hating on dicks and 2A is Hillary’s fulltime job, and the pedo fetish, well we can’t leave out Bubba.
In fairness though, it’s Austin, so not exactly Texas.
So I did. These…people…are such idiots. It almost makes one wish for something terrible to happen and they be saved by the very people they protest. Alternatively, one might hope for them NOT to be saved by same.
Do you mean like the black lives matter protestors in Dallas?
I am sure there would be a number of people that need “rescuing” first. A different sort of triage.
I wonder if the genii behind this have any reports of would- be rapists being fended off by someone’s dildo.
Of course not – but they won’t admit that any rapist was ever stopped with a gun, either. If it happens right in front of them, they’ll imitate all three monkeys at the same time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_wise_monkeys
There is a fourth. Notable in most situations involving anyone.
Cover Your Butt.
Now that I have stopped laughing, damn stomach muscles hurt, the little snowflake prickless wonders are going to go out and buy bouncy flaying pieces of practice fellatio devices. Because there is campus carry and they don’t feel safe?
It’s 5:41 am in Cali, haven’t even had coffee yet, and a shot of Casa Noble sounds like a better idea than what those plonkers are going to do. Since they can’t recognize real heat-seeking moisture missiles if it bit them in the behind…
Idiots the lot of them *shakes head*
I’m going back trying my hand at writing sex scenes. More constructive.
In Re:, your last sentence. It’s easy. I start out with a vivid recollection or reminiscence, and ‘literature-ize’ it. Depending on your market, there being a number of ‘horny-housewife’ publishing websites, one can embellish or diminish one’s own personal vignettes to suit. I made substantial ‘butter and egg money’ for years on the royalties from those sorts of bodice-rippers. Don’t quit your day job, though, unless, of course, you hit it ‘bigly’.
Now I just do personalized stories for individuals, based on THEIR favorite memories. Make great gifts for hubbies, to spice things up.
Hey D
Having fun doing what you love and getting paid is the best gig.
I have several years experience in writing erotic poetry under a sobriquet. Developed a following after a time. Received still pictures and videos of the results. I can truly say while God created all men equal, some he endowed more generously than others. I am still in awe of those who had tattoos and piercings though wondered about the pain aspect.
There is a nude portrait that I never posed for in a private collection. I was amazed at what can be done with a fully clothed picture taking the person down to bare skin.
Close to reality, but kinder in the final rendering.
Memories can keep a person going during tough times.
Making new ones are even better,
It is a wonder what the written word can accomplish.
Stats, despite nonstop aggrieved caterwauling, remain stats, and will continue to remain so.
Just reminded me, the Halloween candy is out on the shelf as we speak. Have to put together a little Hillary fat ass pants suit for someone special.
Ah, yes. The Whores Of Babylon, aka the LSM.
Make that “The Whores of Babble-on.” Much more accurate.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Pay the man!
Badda Bing oh yea.
Who knew all the female journalism students out there are all really sex workers in training?
Not just female.
After all Chris Matthews gets a thrill up his leg too!!
“Truth Not Included”? Truth is not accepted by the media. Perhaps a Spin Cheat Sheet for the budding Journolist member.
The MSM is just trying to protect our delicate sensibilities. After all in their eyes we just can’t handle it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
Zar Belk!
Of course they pointedly ignore the fact that “Half a truth is a whole lie.”
Image: Press kits being distributed by the Hitlary campaign.
Title: Take it and lie kit.
That’s not the whole title. It goes on to the other side:
Take it and lie kit or die kit.
I think the American press could just all combine into one commie loving organization and reside at lib.gov/propagandawhores
“Batteries not included.”
None needed. You know they live for Hillary’s command: “Bend over, bitch!” as the beast moves in with a manual strap-on. If they’re lucky she’ll have one of her seizures during and give ’em a great ride.
Or die. What would be the lead on that?
“Beloved queen expires during in-depth one-on-one with one of our own…the lucky bastard.”
There is a fine, old filthy joke about a tongue-tied dwarf and an epilectic who marry. The punchline is, “C-c-c-u-u-u-t-t-t-t ‘er l-l-loose!”
The rest is left as an exercise for the reader …
Vibrator, or strap-on?
Both would be too much?
Pamela, now that is a question worth an answer, heck no. As I have always said …when it comes to the opposite sex, it is always more fun to learn than teach.
Twixt your nethers?
I’ll be in my bunk.
Yes, please. OK, I denounce myself and will report to Rm. 101.
Eww……
Does anyone have any mind bleach handy the lurid images of Hitlery inflagrante delecto are painful.
capn
Use the pain caused by the thought of Hitlery inflagrante delecto and offer it up in prayer to deliver the Nation from from her and all the other BS they are throwing.
There was supposed to be a ”?” after the word handy. Its those images blurring my mental functions.
sorry about that.
JTC has it correctly = Austin is no longer Texas. There are still Texans residing there but they are rapidly being out numbered by 3P’s and raging progs.
And yet there be hope…
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/julia/gorin030802.asp
That’s about as dead accurate and insightful as it gets right there; does that girl not know she’s a Jewish Female Journalist?
This fits into the conversation someplace http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/28473/
Students will carry dildos (again) to protest new campus-carry law in Texas
In lieu of what they do not possess.