Batteries not Included.
Rather Accurate.


  • August 17, 2016 at 10:23 pm


  • August 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    What’s wrong with FM shoes? I’ve got three pair.
    Look great when paired with a pencil skirt and corset.

    Not all Fox News Women are blonde, though the ratio of Red heads is sparse to non-existent

    • August 17, 2016 at 10:55 pm

      Are you just messing with the guys minds? If so, please continue.

    • August 17, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      There is a deliberate desire on your part to cause pain to men.

      Keep it up.

    • August 17, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      Indeed , continue
      There may be a photoshoot in the future
      Any thoughts on fishnet look?


    • August 17, 2016 at 11:08 pm

      Got all these fellas hot and bothered. You’d seem right at home on the DD.

    • August 17, 2016 at 11:21 pm

      Oh yes, reminds me of the Infamous Red Headed Girlfriend, except no corset, of years ago. Never mind how many. Good times, Great memories. probably best that way.

    • August 17, 2016 at 11:58 pm

      Wouldn’t it be funny if Pamatar was a fat hairy old bald guy with a thing for FM shoes?

      Sorry. But “Ever the contrarian”. Says so right on my “about” blurb.

      So how do we know it’s not true? Many comments of an empathetic insightful experiential nature having nothing to do with “tart”ness, that’s how.

      • August 18, 2016 at 12:43 am

        Ask Chris if I’m a fat hairy old bald guy .

      • August 18, 2016 at 12:45 am

        Oh Chris…

      • August 18, 2016 at 1:10 am

        Like I said, I already know…for reasons related to why Chris would know; more heart than tart.

        But man if you were I don’t know how I could ever live down escorting a FHOBG to the DDQ soiree, if ever there is one.

      • August 18, 2016 at 12:57 pm

        *looks at JTC over glasses*

      • August 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm

        Mmmm, wear them glasses with the heels and corset to the soiree…luuuvs me that saucy librarian look. 😉

      • August 18, 2016 at 3:08 pm

        Saucy Librarian. That works.
        Grease monkey look for the weekend. Replacing a fuel pump and dropping/swapping out a gas tank.

      • August 18, 2016 at 8:20 pm
        Grunt GI

        I thought the term was “naughty” librarian. At least that’s what I call my sweetie when she puts on her glasses and FM shoes.

    • August 18, 2016 at 1:08 am
      Greg B

      All depends on the style of FM shoes.
      My personal favorites are the type typically fashionable during the 40s.
      Oh, and boots. Preferably made in England. The number of eyelets is really unimportant.
      And never those flimsy stiletto heeled anything.

      • August 18, 2016 at 7:36 am

        The shoes depicted in the nose art from the WWII.
        Stilettos with a steel shank in the heel do wonders on the toes with the right amount of down force.

      • August 18, 2016 at 9:47 am

        Absolutely. An old girlfriend of mine back in the early 80’s actually nailed this asshole’s foot to the wood barroom floor in Daytona. He was wearing sandals and we had just come from a classical concert and stopped in for a drink.

        He came up behind her and tried to grab a handful of boob. She gently placed her hand over his, looked over her shoulder into his face and stomped that 3 1/2″ steel reinforced Stiletto spike completely thru the top of his foot, out the arch, and thru his sandal pinning both to the floor.

        He let out a scream, she stepped out of the shoe, ridge handed him in the throat knocking him down, and then drove the other spike thru his nutsack thru his pants. He passed out.

        She (we) drank free the rest of the night.

        She got her shoes back after the police and EMT’s arrived and carted him off.

        The look on the EMT’s face as he handed her back her “weapons” was priceless……he actually looked a little green around the gills. 😀 LOL

      • August 18, 2016 at 2:47 pm

        Someone needs to produce a series on what not to do when a Red head is around

      • August 18, 2016 at 9:07 pm

        I’m betting you never pressed your luck with her! 🙂

      • August 18, 2016 at 6:11 pm
        Greg B

        Yes. The old styles flip my switch.
        If I could get mine own “Girl Friday” I’d be a happy man. But, try as I might, I don’t think I can pull off Cary Grant. Or even a reasonable facsimile thereof.
        Still don’t dig the stilettos mouth though. Easy weaponization not withstanding. 🙂

      • August 18, 2016 at 6:12 pm
        Greg B

        “Much”, not mouth. Damn autocorrect.

    • August 18, 2016 at 7:56 am

      Now walk on the line. 🙂

    • August 18, 2016 at 8:42 am

      Mmmm, redheads, love them so much I married one.
      She is 60 and turns heads, me get upset, hell no, I smile.

    • August 18, 2016 at 8:58 am

      Pamela, that’s because Redheads have too much integrity to whore themselves like that ( Bimbo newscaster ).

    • August 18, 2016 at 9:26 am

      Pamela – Fox may not have had a representative number of redheads (yes, a true pity in my thinking) because Ailes may have been leery of the delightful/infamous redhead temper. He didn’t want to be neutered.

      • August 18, 2016 at 3:06 pm

        Neutered? I’d turn the remnants into bolas ends once dried out.
        Shouldn’t take too long.

  • August 17, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Television news is what basically killed soap operas. By being even more soap-opera like than the real thing.

    Lucky for me that other than the original Dark Shadows, I’ve never liked “soaps”.

    clear ether


    • August 17, 2016 at 11:02 pm

      Brought me back to when we’d try to get up early from school and watch some Barnabas Collins.

      • August 17, 2016 at 11:06 pm

        That was my show! I even bought the DVD set.

      • August 18, 2016 at 9:44 am

        Watched in the SUB between classes.

    • August 17, 2016 at 11:26 pm

      That was the best show in the afternoon. Though no amount of makeup or half a raw potato would get rid of the hickey Barnabas would give.

      • August 18, 2016 at 8:37 am

        Barnabas?, phooey! I was in love with Laura Parker (Angelique)!

        Zar Belk!

      • August 18, 2016 at 11:05 am

        The best “girl you love to hate” ever.

        clear ether and light landings!


  • August 17, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    To be fair, the skirts at Fox used to be much shorter.

  • August 17, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    But you must admit, Fox got some damn fine wimmens!

  • August 17, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    Kim Guilfoyle. Brunette hair, blue eyes, big boobs. (aka, the 3 B’s)

    The end.

  • August 18, 2016 at 6:57 am

    But, they are all “journalists”, so it’s not all roses and sunshine.
    As much as I like looking at beautiful women, the one on my arm has to be more (and she is!).
    You know, like Pamela. 😉

    • August 18, 2016 at 3:11 pm

      Good Sir-thank you
      I don’t blush very often.

  • August 18, 2016 at 7:47 am

    Careful that someone doesn’t hack the DVD.

  • August 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    I have to admit that the FOX ladies are FOXY.

    • August 18, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      Foxy Ladies? Can’t hear that without remembering this:

      1968, I was 14, we lived in West Palm Beach, an hour north of the horse track where this was held. Had a chance to go with my one hippie friend but Mama didn’t want me to, and it cost $8. My other friends were going water skiing and that was free, so…

      Regrets? Yeah, I have a few and that’s one of ’em. Who knew?

  • August 18, 2016 at 3:03 pm
    Desert Lion

    For what it’s worth, yes – there is an abundance of blondes at FNC. I’m much more a fan of Fox Business, Land of Gingers…

    Guess I can say that out loud now that 41 years, 2 months, and 12 days ended on 6/22 in the ICU…

    • August 18, 2016 at 5:15 pm

      Sorry for your loss.

  • August 18, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    Heh. A friend of mine (fellow nonpartisan who despises both parties) commented on Trump’s hiring of a serial sexual offender to help run his campaign. I responded that it could be worse… you could have a candidate married to one…

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