Always A Virgin.


  • May 8, 2018 at 12:25 am


    or is it Da?

    • May 8, 2018 at 12:42 am

      Ist nein. Das ist die thing.

  • May 8, 2018 at 12:25 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Shades of Dr Strangelove! Seig Heil!

  • May 8, 2018 at 12:28 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “We’ll meet again,
    Don’t know where,
    Don’t know when.
    But I know we’ll meet again
    Some sunny day…..”

    • May 8, 2018 at 6:58 am

      Is das nicht ein Swastika?
      Ya, das ist ein Swastika!
      Is di nicht ein Dirty Rat?
      Ya, das ist ein Dirty Rat!

      —With thanks to Mssrs Howard, Fine, and Howard

      Zar Belk!

      • May 8, 2018 at 8:32 am
        John D. Egbert

        Or, perhaps, from “Der Feuhrer’s Face” by Spike Jones and his City Slickers featuring Doodles Weaver.

      • May 8, 2018 at 8:51 am

        I was thinking of that, too.
        “And we heil (noise like a Bronx cheer), heil (noise like a Bronx cheer), right in der Fuehrer’s face”

  • May 8, 2018 at 12:41 am

    Ist nicht gut, ja?

  • May 8, 2018 at 2:36 am

    Meanwhile, back in the bunker…

  • May 8, 2018 at 2:42 am

    There’s so many places one can go with this…

  • May 8, 2018 at 2:46 am
    John T. Block

    Dr. Strangely, indeed… For ven der Shumer hits der fan, ja?

  • May 8, 2018 at 3:07 am

    Vee haf vayss uff dealing vis your kind

  • May 8, 2018 at 5:37 am
    Jay B.

    Sehr gut!

  • May 8, 2018 at 5:49 am
    Bill G

    Best typo I’ve seen in a long time was someone accurately but unintentionally naming him Senator Schemer.
    If Trump would just decide to use his authority instead of his Twitter account he could order the Injustice Department to stop slow-walking the release of the documents they have been court-ordered to release. And that might well end up with a lot of swamp critters in bunker mode.

    • May 8, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      The two faced snake is attacking Trump for ending the Iran agreement. Schumer was against before he was for it.

  • May 8, 2018 at 5:54 am
    Bill G

    “Und from now on, zere vill be NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!”

  • May 8, 2018 at 6:29 am

    if only chuckie’s family had stayed in Germany for that ( special ) train ride.

    • May 8, 2018 at 1:33 pm
      JJ cooper

      Please do not wish that on any one! I lost my entire European family in WWII.

      • May 8, 2018 at 11:40 pm

        Part of my cousins face the European Commission stated intention to end European culture and breed all of Europe with the “Superior” Muslim invaders. My Great Uncle’s sister died when she was thrown in prison in Germany after my Great Uncle spoke the truth about Hitler in New York City. His sister was frail. His mother survived the prison, but not the war. These are realities in our family’s memories.

      • May 8, 2018 at 11:42 pm

        I don’t know if I have my name on by blog, But I have visited the end of the train ride. I had several instances where grossmutters grabbed in a hug crying talking about how much they loved my family and asking about survivors, My family got a lot of their employees out, but I guess didn’t save themselves. My aunts, throughout the war, cent care survival packages to those who were left. Being a young lieutenant, I still didn’t know how to handle the situation. By the way, I had lawyers contacting me wanting to know if I wanted to file a claim. Really didn’t really know what they were talking about. I did visit some refugee neighbors home in Braunsweig to give their love to those left behind. No don’t wish a train ride to the final solution on anyone.

      • May 8, 2018 at 11:57 pm

        While I’m traveling down memory lane, all during the war, we Had POWs and refugees come by our house to seek help from my father. They had looked us up in the phone book, recognizing our name. I must say, although he was very Teutonic, he was not cut from the whole cloth of those remaining in Germany. We had lots of prison camps in NE Oklahoma and I guess they could leave for a day on parole. They have indicated that they were very scared of the Indians. The Army march4ed them down the main street of Pawnee, Oklahoma with the Pawnees putting on their best wild Indian act! (courtesy of Brumett Echohawk, artist.) Please excuse me for rambling on. I am quite old and maybe this is a piece of history I lived that nobody knows, but will now remember.

  • May 8, 2018 at 6:52 am

    They think they have that whole Hohenzollern thing going.

    As with the originals, they think their reign can never, will never, end.

    And that “History” does not apply to them.

    clear ether


  • May 8, 2018 at 7:26 am

    — ” The Facebook CEO also stated that the social media giant would be investing billions of dollars into human moderators to spot fake news on the platform as well as heavily investing in artificial intelligence. “We’re essentially going to be losing money on doing political ads,” stated Zuckerberg.

    Alternative media’s warnings about Na…… ” —

    The people like Zuck will effectively be making campaign contributions worth billions by their censorship and shading of stories.
    Obama won reelection because “they” eliminated many sources of true opinions and news. I believe that Murdoch was arrested along with his UK news crews for doing what the rest of the press was doing because they wanted Murdoch to shut down the MarketWatch comments sections. My opinion. Those sections were the source of election changing and market effecting real news and opinions of great power prior to their being shut down and altered to remove anonymity prior to BHO’s reelection.
    If it is effective “they” won’t let it be used or done, if they can stop it. The public commons where free speech must be allowed, protected and defended vigorously extends to privately owned areas put forth as some sort of public commons.

    • May 8, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      Looks like AltMedia is on top of it, but if they (we) are going to get the message out and make ourselves, our views, and our numbers known, there will have to be AltNet.

      Under normal conditions these behemoth online platforms and the net itself have reached such critical mass that any alternative has no chance of penetration. But with them devolving into just another branch of the PSM (ProgStreamMedia; love how similar that is to PMS), with the old school pumping out their lies and the newbies functioning as content control (First Amendment? Whasat?). They’ve shown their hand and people are sick of it, hopefully enough of them to maintain the shadow majority…and maybe AltNet is viable. Start a better twitter with just potus and it’ll be yuuuuge overnight.

  • May 8, 2018 at 7:34 am

    With all respect due to Schumer (ie: nil), I doubt he has that level of self-awareness.

  • May 8, 2018 at 8:25 am

    If Chucky weren’t already stuck to a piece of toilet paper, he’d be dangerous.

  • May 8, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Don’t hurt your cooler, just add a few letters. 🙂


    As for Schemer (I think it was an awesome autocorrect), he’s the most detestable piece of garbage I’ve ever seen.

  • May 8, 2018 at 10:12 am
    Delilah T

    Was die bumsen? Was ist loss?

    Does anyone besides me speculate that perhaps the availability of social media, and a large collection of weak, attention-seeking egos may/will be the tripping point of such people as Chuckie? (Why do I keep getting images of that wretched doll when I see Schemer?)

    He isn’t the only one falling, and quickly, too. The NY Attorney General Schneiderman quickly resigned yesterday from the #ExxonKnew lawsuit and from his office upon accusations of physical violence and racist language by four women. And they have backup for their accusations, too.

    Must be too many ‘gators in the swamp for these guys, eh?

  • May 8, 2018 at 10:33 am
    Jess Sain

    Ock du lieber, it’s der Schumer.

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  • May 8, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Iz der Shweinhund!

    • May 9, 2018 at 11:56 am

      Do you know why Schweinhund is a curse? “Pig-dogs” were a Middle Ages thing. Pigs ran free in the streets, and pig dogs would follow them, eating their Scheiße. An old fashioned way to clean the streets up a bit.

  • May 8, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    A Psalm of David.
    1The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
    2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still…: Heb. pastures of tender grassstill…: Heb. waters of quietness
    3He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
    4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
    5Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.anointest: Heb. makest fat
    6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.for ever: Heb. to length of days
    Crown Copyright in UK

  • May 8, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Bunker. Bunker. Who has the Bunker?

  • May 8, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Schumer ist ein Arschloch, die ergriffen werden sollten und geschossen werden.

  • May 8, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    I do hope Schummie and Co. know how the bunker story ends and stay true to it.

    • May 8, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Anyone have a spare JDAM in case they don’t…

      • May 8, 2018 at 11:44 pm

        Anyone have a spare JDAM or MOAB to use appropriately if the ending could be the traitors living a sweet life for them in Argentina for the next 40 years. Good idea. Quick determination, then mission.

  • May 9, 2018 at 9:43 am

    Schumer as Sonderkommando…Seems fitting for him.

  • May 9, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    There is a German poem that fits him like a glove: Schrei nach Liebe (translation here:



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